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Me: "Hey, I see you've started your class name with a lowercase letter, It's common practice to start it with a capital letter"

Co-worker that started two weeks ago with almost no experience in c++: "Oh, right. You women and your rules, you must know it then"

Me: *Awkward laugh* *Thinking as long as he changes it i'll let that one slip* *Sends him coding standard guide just in case he doesn't believe me*

-- Two days later --

He still didn't fucking change it. It pains my eyes to look at it each time he asks me for help. Oh and stop calling me "miss", I have a name.

So I’m a web developer at a company.

And I’m not allowed to access the web.

Any advice?

How do you know that a person is using Arch Linux?

- They will tell you

Guy who was bragging about being programmer before I became one: "Best programming language is Wordpress".

I was dressed up as an UDP packet for the Halloween. I don’t think anyone got it, but I couldn’t tell. #humour

Have a great Halloween :)

Ran into a devRant user at a random bar in NYC last night. Super cool meeting you in the wild!

Fix it without internet

When you do everything that needs to be done and it still doesn't work out.

Photo of the day...

Made me laugh a little :D

Devs we be like.....!...thanks to Bots.....Why should we remain single for ever😂😂😂

The opposite job..

I've forgot root password to open this one...Seems no soda for me today

BOSS: Are you sure you are testing in development?

DEVELOPER: Yeah, the changes are local

I think it was on the final level of Doom.

QA: There is a bug in your program, it doesn't work !

DEV: What? It is working on my machine, let me show you *opens app*

QA: Well, then I will tell our clients to use your machine every time they want the app

DEV: ...

try{
❤️
}catch(){
🍺
}

Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

Starting of my final year of engineering.....

Every other guy is busy thinking about the final year project....

Suddenly I herd some random female​ friend turning the world upside down...

"We will develope Linux using ubuntu language"...

I no more believe in humanity....