Angry customer (😤): Your software is still too slow!!!
Me (🙄): It's running good all in all. Let's divide this into smaller aspects. Which steps do you need to perform faster?
😤: Every step needs to be as fast as google!
🙄: But our software ain't google, not even to mention your infrastructure
😤: Everything needs to run in 2 seconds!!!
🙄: You aren't helping in any way. We need something to grasp...
😤: It's all your fault.

📴

So I visited my aunt's house a few days back.
They heard I write code (read: Google and copy-paste from Stack Overflow), and wanted me to help repair their computers.
Saw my cousin playing Battlefield 4 at sub-20 fps with a GTX 750 Ti on the lowest settings. His fucking CPU fan was bust, and judging by the amount of dust in his system, I literally thought he was cramming dust in there on purpose.

After a heavy dusting, another stick of RAM (4GB -> 12GB), a new heatsink (CoolerMaster T400i), and a fresh copy of Windows 10 (along with Office, etc.), he could play games at 60+ fps again.

What do I get? Not even a fucking thank you. Just a "you done yet? I want to play video games."
I mean... Gee. Your cousin flew all the way to a new continent, spent his precious vacation time helping you out, and all he gets is a cold-ass shoulder.
Even my fucking ex gave me more than that.

Lamer rant

For a really long time I said to myself that this is too basic to rant about but lately it became so frequent and extreme that here is my rant about completely clueless users that ask me IT related questions.

Disclaimer: Said users are people that I generally can't avoid. Distant family members, neighbors and etc.

Case 0:
U: I don't know what's happening!! The computer doesn't work!!
M: What do you mean?
U: There's no Facebook! And everything is stuck and no messenger!!!
M: The WiFi on your laptop was off. I turned it on. Still, this doesn't mean that the pc wasn't working.
U: I don't understand this shit!!!

Case 1:
U: I hate this computer!!! It never works!!! Help meeee!!!
M: What now?
U: Where did the internet disappear?!
M: (assuming it's wifi or browser related)
Actually user moved the Chrome window to bottom-right corner and lost it.

Every time I try to show the user how I resolve the issue the user yells that there are too many steps, that they are complicated and that I'm a bad teacher and doing it too fast.

Case 2:
U: My computer is so slow! It barely can load google translate! And I can't listen to music on youtube!! Shitty laptop! It's you! Your computers in the apartment drain everything!!!
M: You have no idea what you are talking about.
U: My husband told me that your computers are heavy and drain everything!
M: What exactly did he tell you that my devices drain?
U: I don't know! All the energy! I believe him! He knows!
M: My computers drain less electricity than your vacuum and I have a separate internet connection. Not only we share nothing but also I drain nothing.
U: Since you appeared all the computers are slow!!!!

Fkk...

Case 3:
U: I don't understand, where is my whatsapp?
M: You can't locate the app on your phone?
U: Yes! F*ck, help me! I'm so angry and I really need this NOW!!!
M: Shut up. I'm already here and helping.
(I open users phone and whatsapp is the active app...)
U: I can' t find my whatsapp with Clara!

F*ck you! F*ck you! Ghckjfshij!!!

Case 4:
(crazy hitting on my door)
U: I don't have THE internet!!!
It's you again! You took all of THE internet!!!
M: No, it doesn't work like that. Your provider is bad, your package is cheap and your cables are of low quality.
U: I need THE internet immediately!!! Stop playing with your typing and fix the facebook or I'll cut the power cables to the house!!

I can go on, just don't think that recalling all those events is healthy for me.

Google thanks for helping with my assignments! Here is a tribute to you as way to thank for the same.

So I'm a entry level female Developer and I started a contract to hire position in July. Its my first job as a developer and I love almost everything about it. Except this..., there is a Senior Female Developer on my team who hates me and isn't shy about it. She goes for the throat man! She magnifies any mistake I make, hell she calls me out on things that people would consider positive. In sprint planning this week she got mad at me for pulling tasks from the backlog after finishing mine early. I've tried to do everything I could to make her like me. I patiently listen when she goes on and on about her damn cats, kids, sports, ah everything, and she is a non stop talker.

Her main problem with me, so she tells the head of engineering, is that I bug her too much. I almost laughed when I heard this was her main issue with me! Sure, I asked her the normal amount of newbie questions but it's not like I don't know how to read code or google! In fact I started avoiding talking to her about a month ago because she was so rude to me. Now getting hired on full time comes down to whether or not she can stand me still if I am working on another team. I'm so frustrated because it's impossible to prove my worth to this company with this crazy lady making me look bad. I have no problems with anyone else at work. In fact a lot of us have become good friends. No one understands why she hates me so much. It feels like middle school all over again.

On top of that there is an even newer hire who she is supposed to help bring on to the team, but because of her horrible management skills, I have become his defecto mentor for learning the project, as well as the technologies we use. The stress of being in an uncertain contract to hire position + tyrant coworker + helping the new guy + still learning and having my own work to do has been overwhelming! I don't know what to do other than hope that she doesn't try to sabotage me moving to a new team.

Four semesters in. As a class we’ve learned Java, SQL, HTML/CSS, JavaScript, C++, C#, and a small amount of PHP

We’ve built databases, websites, apps for phone and desktop, and we’ve toyed with game development in unity

We’ve used multiple IDE’s with differing pros and cons, virtual machines, server development stacks (XAMPP), data structures, and we’ve used multiple sorting algorithms to learn their differences.

Some things on here are immensely more difficult than others. If at 4 semesters in you still don’t know how to AT LEAST google your issues for 10 minutes or even READ THE DAMN BOOK, then please don’t bother asking TA’s for help we have our own assignments to do and can’t afford spend an hour working with you to fix your code while you just ignore our suggestions

Four semesters in you should know where to find help online and if that doesn’t work, how to ask for and accept help. If you can’t then I’m sorry. I’m going to spend my time helping others, before I waste my time trying to help you

At new work, I am supposed to use Windows. So I need to learn how to Dev on Windows. Google is not helping.

Image for reference. And the list goes on...

I realized it that the only time I talk confidently with a girl is when I am solving some technical problem or helping her understand some computer theory.

Pre and Post - this phase, I can hardly find any topic to talk and later they are also done talking to me.

Should I consider to search on how to talk to girls??
Google already suggests that even in incognito mode.

Is there someone else with me in the same boat?

All respect to android (love the system (no, that doesn't mean that I love google)) and also to awesome custom roms (hell even some vendors make quite good ones imo!).

BUT WHO THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO LIMIT THE AMOUNT OF ALARMS YOU CAN HAVE TO 15 OR EVEN LIMIT IT AT ALL?!?
I HAVE TO GET UP AT 3:30 FOR WORK EACH NIGHT AND THIS IS *NOT* HELPING.

THE PERSON WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA CAN TAKE A PHONE, OPEN THAT DEFAULT CLOCK APP AND SHOVE IT UP HIS FUCKING ASS.

I'm tutoring multiple courses in my school, including CCNA 1, html, JavaScript, IT essentials which is just an introduction to particles of a computer.
[Student]: So do you know that course about computers?
[Me]: mhm.....they all are kinda...you mean it essentials?
[Student]:Yes! The one where we type code between tags, right?
[Me]:Wait....html?
[Student]:Yes!
[Me]: yes, I am helping with that course.
[Student]: Oh cool...so how do I do thumbnails?
[Me]: /Opens the IDE/ same as a regular image except for it's a link that opens a bigger version of an image /blah blah blah/. You know how to insert the image on the page, right?
[Student]: Don't we just open the Google and search images?
[Me]:...
[Me]:....
[Me]:...omg my shift is over...

I wish I was making it up.

TLDR someone in my team took credit for work he didnt do;

I know teamwork is a good thing and when everyone does their share of the work, it is.

I submitted a computer science project to an event in the UK called the Big Bang fair, I was in a group of 3. We had been meeting every week after for the past 10 months. During these sessions me and uke have been meeting for 1h 30m where as oon could only meet for 1h because "he had stuff to do" and he never saw the point in staying longer. Oon had also been a massive distraction whilst the time he was there as he did no work and messed around on cookie clicker.

Anyway we found out last week that the Big Bang fair was coming very soon and we had not written a write up or done any preparation for the presentation we had to do. Me and uke set up a google doc and started adding stuff to it (as we only had a few days left at this point). Whereas oon did nothing.

I ended up staying up till 3am in the morning finalising the write up over the weekend with uke helping. We asked oon to help but he said he didnt want to stay up late so didnt help.

Then the most stressful 2 days come round. I devoted all of my free time towards the project, uke devoted most of his time and oon devoted 1 hour after school on one day. He said that he couldn't do one lunchtime but I found him in the ICT room playing games :/.

This didn't matter THAT much but what pissed me off is that he started boasting to all his friends about all the work I did and credited it as his own. At the actual event he said nothing during the presentation because he knew nothing about the project. HE DIDNT EITHER BOTHER TO READ THE WRITE UP HE WAS BOASTING ABOUT. What do people get out of taking credit for work other people did.

We didn't win anything and I wonder why

wow thanks for reading all this you deserve a sticker

I was in class one time, chatting with a pal of mine. We had just started our Web development course so I was working on that while we talked.
A few rows behind me sat another classmate, struggeling with this project we were going to turn in The week after.
So our teacher comes by and asks us how's it going and the guy behind us starts throwing a tantrum (it didnt go Well for him).
- "I have no idéa what I'm supposed to do, or what I'm even doing!"
My teacher started out very empathetic and calm, explaining and helping him.
This guy got more and more frustrated to the point an hour later where he started to scream.
And then came the one and only time I've heard my teacher angry, it was exactly like The calm before a storm.
- "Do you know what 99% of all developers do when they get stuck?! They use fucking Google!! You have to learn how to fucking Google!!"

Non the less the dude calmed down and started to use google.

Helping a random junior out with an ML project on an online tutor site.

Her: So what is the syntax for implementing xyz function

Me: *opens Google* *opens pandas docs* *searches the function* *tell her the syntax*

She: Woah thanks a lot!

I collected my tutor fees feeling good about myself.

You know what irks me is whenever people ask me how to do something without Googling it first.

Like ffs whenever I Google the same issue because I don't know the answer either, it's literally the first fucking result. Like damn bruh.

I don't mind helping people at all, but please at least try to be an adult and Google the fucking question first.

So Google, Microsoft, Facebook, Amazon and many others just gave $50mil (each) for CS education in USA. The program is intended to help minorities and kids in highschool learn coding.

That's pretty awesome. Say what you will about these companies but they do some really great things sometimes.

Also, Ivanka Trump was helping this along. I'm not a fan of the trump administration but still, that's awesome!

Parents had asked me to assemble some furniture, fix the pc and so some other "brain" work

Furniture
Me: *Stops to check something in the manual*
Parents: Are you stuck? Maybe try assembling the door upside down
Me: No, it is the right way
Parents: *Ramble, ramble*
Me: Just let me work, shut the hell up

PC
Me: *Checks cables, checks logs, ect*
Parents: Maybe it is the problem with (insert random tech word there)?
Me: No.
Parents: W h y?
Me: Let me finish, it isnt that, (tech word) isnt even correlated to that
Parents: But, but, you never talk to me... (ramble ramble)
Me: Get the hell outta the room
*Argumemt breaks out*
30min later

Me: *Finnaly manages to fix it after the heated argument*
Me: I finished, everything works
Parents: Great, but you are mean
Me: I managed to finish the work in 15 min, you dont even have enough strengh to call for a specialist, (but knowing me i wouldnt allow it anyway because a lot of them make a poor job), so in order to make it properly and to relieve you from learning how to fucking google i want you to stay out of this so i can just finish my job. Your interruptions waste time and i dont need your help at all. Everytime you tried to fix stuff you always managed to fuck shit up when you tried to do anything.
Parents: (ramble)
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP, LEAVE MY ROOM
Parents:
Me:
Parents: *Leave the room*

1h later i get 25$ for the job perfectly done

Sometime i wish they were tech independent, so i can save my sanity and time but money is nice.

If anybody tries to argue that i should respect them:
I tried talking to them nicely countless times through years, but they always force themself to a project and they always fuck shit up because of it. I tried telling them about my problems and they tried helping me but after it didnt work they retured to the old: "it is the pc fault" and similar. Even if they couldnt help me i juat wanted them to understand my situation, but no that didnt happened.

First i fix my life then i will fix the relationship

But but greeeeeg, relationships should be cared for always!
Eat shit. There is time for family and there is time for me especialy when my life can suddenly colapse due to my problems.

So I'm at that age of arranged marriage process. It's kinda like dating but even more complicated with more if conditions on religion, caste, region, age and impressions of a third person who may be a mutual relative or acquaintance. And yeah, you have to engage or marry before any kind of intimacy.

Finding a girl of same religion, caste and region is hard enough, ( not a matter for me personally, but it's a factor for families to go along ). I was lucky enough to find this pretty nice girl that seems be the best match I have received in the matrimony site so far.

She's also a programmer which is awesome and together we could also explore the earth as a Digital Nomad if she's also into that.

Here's the deal though, my father is not very keen on next steps in making this partnership ( guys parent calling girls family to know things better ) because apparently she did higher education abroad and works abroad, and I'm not that qualified in terms of education. And on top of that, he worries I'll move abroad leaving everything back at home.

I suppose that's his insecurity showing up.

He doesn't realize working in IT is the most flexible job as proved in 2020 and it's only going to get better in the coming years. We could work from anywhere with the right remote company.

Anyhow, the girl's family found out my number and reached out to me directly. I'm pretty impressed honestly.

I had left little traces on the internet for potential families to find more info about me if they choose to look me up! This was in a way a little filter of my own. Thanks to Google Analytics and Seach Console for helping me to track them XD

I just hope this works out and my father won't mess up my chance for me to get to know this girl better and potentially be with the life partner I dreamed of.

If this won't work out, I'm just gonna live alone rest of my life. The criterias and conditions set by boomers for arranged marriage are very disgusting for my modern mindset.

Hello there fellow developers, I've a noob question to ask you.
I saw a software logo a few days ago on a tech talk. I haven't been able to figure out what it belongs to.

A red fish and it's sort of curved in a manner that its head and tail are close. I know it represents some open source software. Can anyone help?

Google search is not helping.

I like helping out on weird little projects that keep my brain fed. One of our IT guys needs a little form that can auto inject some info from a small data store (Google sheets). There's a few caveats within his specs. All can be done with some js relatively easily.

But because I said it can be done he thinks it'll take 10mins and now suddenly he's putting pressure on me to do it, despite me also having an actual job to do! So frustrating!

The only thing that sometimes bothers me about having IT knowledge (specially now that I'm officially an IT Engineer graduate) is that I still have friends that can't do simple things that they asked me when I was at highschool.

"My computer is not working", " I can't install this game", "My computer doesn't start".

Since I'm okay with helping others, I always try to help. The thing is that everytime I help is always something I google at the moment. And most of times is simple problems that don't even need to be googled

I love this wk108 tag. Have a lot of stories related to it.
For me , my mentors are the reason i am what i am today. In this crazy selfish world where people only want to run faster than the others, having nice helping people around is great.
(Val titanLannister=xx)

(1)class 6-10th, xx is a curious, but poor boy with no desktop/mobile , but still loves cs classes due to various ,caring teachers.
(2) class 11th end,programming for the first time that year, hates programming, one day when everybody goes out for lunch, xx tears down while talking to his cs teacher "why can't i score good marks when i was the best till 10th? Is programming so tough?" . I remember him giving me a little but greatest motivational lecture followed by 40 minutes of the most basic concepts in which i might had asked him a 1000 questions. "You are my chaempion", he used to say😂 (bad accent) . But god, if he hadn't motivated me that day, i swear i would have left all this and go for business. Thank-you, lokesh sir💗💗

First year : tried to go for a competitive learning course. Mann, am not cool in that stuff. Again was about to break (i was among the top scorers in school boards and had designed many small games back then. I should have been good here too, but nah... the other guys were like bullets .)
Oh my, my deepest bow to this amazing teacher SUMEET MALIK (oh sir, you were so good) .
How this guy taught? Well, he first explained the concept. Fo those who understood, he gave them question 'A', for those who didn't, he repated . For those who understood , can do question a again, and those eho did A already gets an even advance question B. And this cycle went on until the weakest student(usually me) understood the concept.
And no, it never happened even once that class finished with even a single child not doing all questions he gave.he used to teach very less concepts each class and would go to everybody's desk to check they understood the concept, the question, its working, weather we implemented or not and weather our implementation is correct or not +our doubts. Hell , i even took doubts with him for hours after the class and he always just smiled💗(oh sir, am so sorry for being so dumb)
Real Doubt classes, doubts on whatsApp, revision assignments , tests , competitions,... damn, i haven't seen a teacher with this much dedication. At one point of time, that institution was famous for our Sumeet sir's classes 😂

Then last year, i got another mentor . Harshit bhiya. The guy is awesome, and a little extra swaggy 😂. He got a lot of chill, with his big AAD badge, a bag full of stickers and his every day association with people at udacity and google. As always i tried to overwhelm him with my ton of doubts in class, but he use to just give me a few pointers/links, after which i was like quiet for the complete session😂. He gave me a lot to think/work upon and i got a kind of career to work on.

I also think of mentioning a fucked up depressing-bot assholic friend of mine, but he don't deserve to be in this list of my best people. Just fuck you mann with a blockchain of dicks, if you are reading this.

What's wrong with Stack Overflow? Honestly, somebody asked how to do something that should in most practical cases be avoided. I provided an answer and here comes the downvote army for no reason. I explicitly said it should be avoided but for the sake of experiment I posted the solution because I think people should explore what they can do with the language instead of feeling constricted to a set of standard recipes.
I don't buy into claims that this irrational elitist moderation is necessary for SO to be useful.
In the end, even their search sucks and most of us find it easier to search SO using Google instead of their native search.
I remember when I was a student at a programme which admitted both people with linguistic and computational background how hard it was for the linguists to even start writing code and I would always try to help them and relieve the frustration.
For me, it took years to start writing a high quality code and more than 6 years to become productive while writing quality code.
Do we forget we all began somewhere? I honestly don't care about building an immense "objective" problem solving tool for someone else to earn money at the expense of treating people the way SO community does.
I think it would be way better if SO managed to distribute questions in a more relevant manner and stopped holding onto their "objectivism", which is in itself a questionable concept.
Even simply separating questions into how popular they are could move the useful ones forward without radically cancelling and hurting new people.
I like to see people thinking differently and see their questions reveal what they know and what they don't. There's nothing wrong with pointing people to already answered questions, correcting them etc. And I get that there are many people being annoying when asking, but I never forget there is a person on the other side and I would never want to destroy their potential just to massage my ego and "reputation". And heck who cares about their reputation? Show your Github, CV, talk smart in an interview and you'll get the job. And in the end, wouldn't you feel greater inner joy from helping a person grow instead of seeing only your reputation?

Stupid timeline, there is this company I was working for. It was sub-contracted by another company to do a government project. Government only pays after you deliver in my country. It was a complex system I must say. We were to work with my buddy on this project...now the timeline we were given were not feasible since another company had been given the same project and were not able to deliver. We had a meeting and discussed with our CEO about the project timelines. From the workload the feasible timelines were around 8months if we were to work as two devs. My CEO said that was not going to happen.. The only timelines that was allowed was not more than 3 months. So we suggest use an existing system to customize. .The meetings with the clients were to be weekly demos. So we choose to go with google docs api for the document management part. We were working around 20hrs a day to be able to achieve the target deadline..we management to complete the project within the given timeline..on the commissioning date of the project we faced a government panel and this was my worst disappointment. At the point of login we had to use Google email for business to obtain the API. Just as I was logging in the guy noticed and yelled. "Is that google account ?" and I replied yes..and he said "no need of proceeding since it will be of no use and they won't approve the system". That was my lowest moment in programming. I thought I had done the best project in my life as a programmer only for stupid man to declare my project as null. I felt like calling him son of a bitch but I knew that would have made me more angry...i just walked out. I went to the toilet and all I did was cry for the first time as I can recall.. My question was I was doing weekly demos. Why didn't they raise any questions by then so as to change the entire system??? Later after that demo we went and discussed about the issue and there was time extension. I redid the project using 'open office' but just before deploying the system I got a better job. I wasn't feeling like working on that project anymore. I want to release that project as open source. Recently after one year they haven't yet deployed the system. They are calling for my help. And I don't feel like helping after the humiliation...

Just saved my old google play DEV account by publishing a small app - developed withing a few hours... AI is really helping us all.

Its now the time to push our main product....

what's with the Jase Stuff? I don't understand lol amd even Google ain't helping.

include ::rant
rant::newentry {'new-job-rant' :
ensure => latest,
location => goverment-employment-office-HQ,
job => DevOps,
content => {'
So, i've been at my new job for some time now, almost two weeks (hurray!) but boy oh boy, what a job it is!
I'm working at a goverment office charged with helping the unemployed to get a job or a new education course. I'm hored as re-enforcements for their DevOps team. I get my pay, easy transportation home<->office, coffe is adequate in quality and quantity, so no complaints there...

But the actual job is a FUCKING MENTAL CLUSTERFUCKS OF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MULTIPLIED BY TEN TO THE POWER OF GOOGOL!

A few items that make my blood boil to new temperature records defying medical science:

* devs refuse to use linting, say the builder will catch it when there is an error, never look at the builder error logs
* (puppet) modules have NO TESTS
* (puppet) modules get included in several git repo's as submodules, in turn they are part of a git repo, in turn they are replicated to several puppet masters, and they differentiate the environment by bash scripts... R10K or code manager? never heard of it.
* Me cleaning up code, commit, gets accepted, some douchebag checks out code, reverts it back to the point where linting tools generate 50+ lines of warnings, complains to ME his code doesnt work! (Seriously, bitch? Serously?) , explain to that person what linting does, that persons hears the bells ring on the other end of the galaxy, refuses to use it.
* Deployment day arrives (today) -> tasks are set up on an excel sheet (on google docs) , totally out of sync with what really must be done -> something breaks, spend 30 minutes finding out who is to blame, the whole deploy train stops, find out it's a syntax error, ... waiting for person to change that since that person can only access it...
...

the list goes on and on and on. And did you expect to ahve any docs or guidelines? NO , as if docs are something for the luxurious and leisurely people having "time" to write it...

I can use another coffee... hopefully i wake up from this nightmare at my 15th cup...
},
require => [Class['::coffee'], Class['::auxiliary_brain'], Class['::brain_unfuck_tools'],],
}

I’m trying to update a job posting so that it’s not complete BS and deters juniors from applying... but honestly this is so tough... no wonder these posting get so much bs in them...

Maybe devRant community can help be tackle this conundrum.

I am looking for a junior ml engineer. Basically somebody I can offload a bunch of easy menial tasks like “helping data scientists debug their docker containers”, “integrating with 3rd party REST APIs some of our models for governance”, “extend/debug our ci”, “write some preprocessing functions for raw data”. I’m not expecting the person to know any of the tech we are using, but they should at least be competent enough to google what “docker is” or how GitHub actions work. I’ll be reviewing their work anyhow. Also the person should be able to speak to data scientists on topics relating to accuracy metrics and mode inputs/outputs (not so much the deep-end of how the models work).

In my opinion i need either a “mathy person who loves to code” (like me) or a “techy person who’s interested in data science”.

What do you think is a reasonable request for credentials/experience?

At previous company I had a side-task of helping out IT dept. w/ cataloguing of hardware for the testers.
The person previously tasked w/ this chose to use Google Docs, so I had no problems w/ expanding / updating the list.

Later on, a test lead of one of the projects had a bright idea of creating a copy of that list for their project.

After some time he approached me && started bitching about why I am !updating their copy of the list.

His reasoning?
- Because you're the 'list guy'.
- Because I'm asking you nicely to do it.

The exchange had been taking some time, but long story short: I stood my ground && basically told him to fuck off, given how it was _he_ && his team that decided to make a copy of the official list && I was definitely !going to accept the responsibility of additional work due to that choice.

Seriously. The fuck do these people think?

If he were to purchase e.g. an knockoff of an iPhone, the device broke down && he went to the Apple's repair center, they'd tell him to fuck off.

Which would be the right thing to do.

...fucking retards && their logic.

/* Also, it's always fun to watch people being ostensibly polite w/ their 'I'm asking you politely / nicely.' then demanding whatever it is they had been asking about, when they have absolutely no right asking for that thing, making _you_ look like an asshole. */

Okay soo I’m not a database guy.. I’m an embedded engineer but I’m helping one of my interns make a hardware tracking database... so we are tracking assembled products (dev samples).. but also tracking the pcbs within the product.. depending on the product it might have more than one pcb or contain other components to track.

The question is how would I set up the relationship in the tables, so depending on the say “type id” of the product it would link to a table full of feilds specfic to that “type”.. say the product is of type phone and has a pcb of this and a camera of that.. blah blah blah.... but say another product is of type “washing machine”.. which has no screen, it has a different pcb, but also has other things..

There would be a type table .. washing machine, phone, tv, camera, pcb, ecu.. etc.. but those type would need their own tables...

I guess the question is how to relate a field to different tables depending on the value of the field... is this portion all done thru query results and logic rather than pure data base schemas?

What would be the question in terms of database lingo to google search the answer lol

!rant

You know, for the first time, I have had issues diagnosing an error (due to not having slept in about 75 hours due to the CEO slamming down on me to finish a project), and I posted on a forum. First time doing that, and they are fucking useless.

I may as well have delved into google and tries to diagnose the error. Done so, but you now what I find? People with the same fucking error, but no fucking resolution.

Stupid issue is a desktop support one, bloody Ubuntu won't install (gives me a shitty error and then loops back to installation post restart of my laptop. More than sure it has something to do with my graphics card).

Laptop decided to crash at the last moment, hence me installing Ubuntu again. Fucking errors, fucking help forums not helping, and fucking tiredness. On the plus side, coffee has kept me going longer than I thought.

Helping my friend with his UI part of his project. It's for saving a file directly from the download URL to Google Drive (save-to-drive)

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Rank Business Institute: Leading Digital Marketing Training in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced digital world, businesses and individuals must stay ahead of the curve to thrive. With the increasing importance of online presence, digital marketing has become an essential tool for success. If you're looking to expand your knowledge and gain practical skills in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute is the place for you. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, our Digital Marketing Institute offers comprehensive training to help you become an expert in this dynamic field.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Your Digital Marketing Course?
At Rank Business Institute, we understand the growing demand for skilled digital marketers. That's why we offer a range of Digital Marketing courses that cover everything from the fundamentals to advanced techniques. Whether you're a student, entrepreneur, or professional looking to upskill, our programs are designed to provide you with the knowledge and tools you need to succeed in the digital marketing world.
Learn Digital Marketing with Industry Experts
Our trainers are experienced professionals with years of expertise in the digital marketing industry. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, ensuring that you receive not just theoretical knowledge but also practical experience. With their guidance, you will learn how to build effective online marketing strategies, master SEO, PPC, social media marketing, and much more.
Digital Marketing Course Curriculum
Our Digital Marketing course in Vashi is structured to cover all aspects of digital marketing. Here’s a sneak peek into what you will learn:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Understanding how to optimize websites for search engines and improve rankings.
Social Media Marketing (SMM): Leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn to create impactful marketing campaigns.
Google Ads & PPC: Learning how to run successful paid advertising campaigns.
Content Marketing: Developing engaging content that resonates with your target audience.
Email Marketing: Building effective email campaigns that convert leads into customers.
Analytics & Reporting: Understanding how to track and measure your marketing efforts for continuous improvement.
We focus on a hands-on approach, allowing you to work on live projects that reflect real-world scenarios. By the end of the course, you will have the skills needed to create, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns that drive results.
Learn Digital Marketing in Vashi
Our Digital Marketing Institute is conveniently located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705. This central location makes it easy for students and professionals from across Navi Mumbai to attend our classes.
We provide flexible learning options, including both online and offline courses, to accommodate your busy schedule. Whether you are a full-time professional or a student, you can learn digital marketing at your own pace, without compromising on the quality of education.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi, being one of the most prominent areas in Navi Mumbai, is a hub for businesses and entrepreneurs. As more companies shift their focus to online platforms, there is a growing demand for skilled digital marketers. By choosing Rank Business Institute, you’re positioning yourself for success in the thriving digital marketing industry.
Contact Us Today
At Rank Business Institute, we are committed to helping you grow and succeed in the digital marketing space. If you're looking to learn digital marketing and take your career to the next level, enroll in our Digital Marketing course today.
For more information, you can reach us at 09082234835. Visit us at our office at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705 and take the first step toward mastering digital marketing!

Rank Business Institute: Leading Digital Marketing Training in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced digital world, businesses and individuals must stay ahead of the curve to thrive. With the increasing importance of online presence, digital marketing has become an essential tool for success. If you're looking to expand your knowledge and gain practical skills in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute is the place for you. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, our Digital Marketing Institute offers comprehensive training to help you become an expert in this dynamic field.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Your Digital Marketing Course?
At Rank Business Institute, we understand the growing demand for skilled digital marketers. That's why we offer a range of Digital Marketing courses that cover everything from the fundamentals to advanced techniques. Whether you're a student, entrepreneur, or professional looking to upskill, our programs are designed to provide you with the knowledge and tools you need to succeed in the digital marketing world.
Learn Digital Marketing with Industry Experts
Our trainers are experienced professionals with years of expertise in the digital marketing industry. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, ensuring that you receive not just theoretical knowledge but also practical experience. With their guidance, you will learn how to build effective online marketing strategies, master SEO, PPC, social media marketing, and much more.
Digital Marketing Course Curriculum
Our Digital Marketing course in Vashi is structured to cover all aspects of digital marketing. Here’s a sneak peek into what you will learn:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Understanding how to optimize websites for search engines and improve rankings.

Social Media Marketing (SMM): Leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn to create impactful marketing campaigns.

Google Ads & PPC: Learning how to run successful paid advertising campaigns.

Content Marketing: Developing engaging content that resonates with your target audience.

Email Marketing: Building effective email campaigns that convert leads into customers.

Analytics & Reporting: Understanding how to track and measure your marketing efforts for continuous improvement.

We focus on a hands-on approach, allowing you to work on live projects that reflect real-world scenarios. By the end of the course, you will have the skills needed to create, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns that drive results.
Learn Digital Marketing in Vashi
Our Digital Marketing Institute is conveniently located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705. This central location makes it easy for students and professionals from across Navi Mumbai to attend our classes.
We provide flexible learning options, including both online and offline courses, to accommodate your busy schedule. Whether you are a full-time professional or a student, you can learn digital marketing at your own pace, without compromising on the quality of education.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi, being one of the most prominent areas in Navi Mumbai, is a hub for businesses and entrepreneurs. As more companies shift their focus to online platforms, there is a growing demand for skilled digital marketers. By choosing Rank Business Institute, you’re positioning yourself for success in the thriving digital marketing industry.
Contact Us Today
At Rank Business Institute, we are committed to helping you grow and succeed in the digital marketing space. If you're looking to learn digital marketing and take your career to the next level, enroll in our Digital Marketing course today.
For more information, you can reach us at 09082234835. Visit us at our office at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705 and take the first step toward mastering digital marketing!

Rank Business Institute: Leading Digital Marketing Training in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced digitaur knowledge and gain practical skills in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute is the place for you. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, our Digital Marketing Institute offers comprehensive training to help you become an expert in this dynamic field.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Your Digital Marketing Course?
At Rank Business Institute, we understand the growing demand for skilled digital marketers. That's why we offer a range of Digital Marketing courses that cover everything from the fundamentals to advanced techniques. Whether you're a student, entrepreneur, or professional looking to upskill, our programs are designed to provide you with the knowledge and tools you need to succeed in the digital marketing world.
Learn Digital Marketing with Industry Experts
Our trainers are experienced professionals with years of expertise in the digital marketing industry. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, ensuring that you receive not just theoretical knowledge but also practical experience. With their guidance, you will learn how to build effective online marketing strategies, master SEO, PPC, social media marketing, and much more.
Digital Marketing Course Curriculum
Our Digital Marketing course in Vashi is structured to cover all aspects of digital marketing. Here’s a sneak peek into what you will learn:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Understanding how to optimize websites for search engines and improve rankings.

Social Media Marketing (SMM): Leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn to create impactful marketing campaigns.

Google Ads & PPC: Learning how to run successful paid advertising campaigns.

Content Marketing: Developing engaging content that resonates with your target audience.

Email Marketing: Building effective email campaigns that convert leads into customers.

Analytics & Reporting: Understanding how to track and measure your marketing efforts for continuous improvement.

We focus on a hands-on approach, allowing you to work on live projects that reflect real-world scenarios. By the end of the course, you will have the skills needed to create, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns that drive results.
Learn Digital Marketing in Vashi
Our Digital Marketing Institute is conveniently located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705. This central location makes it easy for students and professionals from across Navi Mumbai to attend our classes.
We provide flexible learning options, including both online and offline courses, to accommodate your busy schedule. Whether you are a full-time professional or a student, you can learn digital marketing at your own pace, without compromising on the quality of education.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi, being one of the most prominent areas in Navi Mumbai, is a hub for businesses and entrepreneurs. As more companies shift their focus to online platforms, there is a growing demand for skilled digital marketers. By choosing Rank Business Institute, you’re positioning yourself for success in the thriving digital marketing industry.
Contact Us Today
At Rank Business Institute, we are committed to helping you grow and succeed in the digital marketing space. If you're looking to learn digital marketing and take your career to the next level, enroll in our Digital Marketing course today.
For more information, you can reach us at 09082234835. Visit us at our office at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705 and take the first step toward mastering digital marketing!

Rank Business Institute: Leading Digital Marketing Training in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced digital world, businesses and individuals must stay ahead of the curve to thrive. With the increasing importance of online presence, digital marketing has become an essential tool for success. If you're looking to expand your knowledge and gain practical skills in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute is the place for you. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, our Digital Marketing Institute offers comprehensive training to help you become an expert in this dynamic field.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Your Digital Marketing Course?
At Rank Business Institute, we understand the growing demand for skilled digital marketers. That's why we offer a range of Digital Marketing courses that cover everything from the fundamentals to advanced techniques. Whether you're a student, entrepreneur, or professional looking to upskill, our programs are designed to provide you with the knowledge and tools you need to succeed in the digital marketing world.
Learn Digital Marketing with Industry Experts
Our trainers are experienced professionals with years of expertise in the digital marketing industry. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, ensuring that you receive not just theoretical knowledge but also practical experience. With their guidance, you will learn how to build effective online marketing strategies, master SEO, PPC, social media marketing, and much more.
Digital Marketing Course Curriculum
Our Digital Marketing course in Vashi is structured to cover all aspects of digital marketing. Here’s a sneak peek into what you will learn:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Understanding how to optimize websites for search engines and improve rankings.
Social Media Marketing (SMM): Leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn to create impactful marketing campaigns.
Google Ads & PPC: Learning how to run successful paid advertising campaigns.
Content Marketing: Developing engaging content that resonates with your target audience.
Email Marketing: Building effective email campaigns that convert leads into customers.
Analytics & Reporting: Understanding how to track and measure your marketing efforts for continuous improvement.
We focus on a hands-on approach, allowing you to work on live projects that reflect real-world scenarios. By the end of the course, you will have the skills needed to create, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns that drive results.
Learn Digital Marketing in Vashi
Our Digital Marketing Institute is conveniently located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705. This central location makes it easy for students and professionals from across Navi Mumbai to attend our classes.
We provide flexible learning options, including both online and offline courses, to accommodate your busy schedule. Whether you are a full-time professional or a student, you can learn digital marketing at your own pace, without compromising on the quality of education.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi, being one of the most prominent areas in Navi Mumbai, is a hub for businesses and entrepreneurs. As more companies shift their focus to online platforms, there is a growing demand for skilled digital marketers. By choosing Rank Business Institute, you’re positioning yourself for success in the thriving digital marketing industry.
Contact Us Today
At Rank Business Institute, we are committed to helping you grow and succeed in the digital marketing space. If you're looking to learn digital marketing and take your career to the next level, enroll in our Digital Marketing course today.
For more information, you can reach us at 09082234835. Visit us at our office at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705 and take the first step toward mastering digital marketing!

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Rank Business Institute: Leading the Way in Digital Marketing Education in Vashi
In today’s digital age, mastering the art of Digital Marketing is no longer a choice—it’s a necessity for businesses to thrive in the competitive online landscape. Whether you’re looking to boost your career or grow your business, the right knowledge and skills in digital marketing can make all the difference. Rank Business Institute in Vashi, Navi Mumbai, offers a top-tier Digital Marketing course designed to equip you with the practical tools and insights needed to succeed in the ever-evolving world of online marketing.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Digital Marketing?
Located in the heart of Navi Mumbai, at the Haware Fantasia Business Park, Rank Business Institute is the go-to Digital Marketing Institute for professionals, entrepreneurs, and students alike. Our institute is committed to providing high-quality training that covers all aspects of digital marketing, from SEO and SEM to social media marketing and email campaigns. With our Digital Marketing course, you’ll gain a comprehensive understanding of how to effectively market products and services online.
Comprehensive Digital Marketing Course in Vashi
At Rank Business Institute, we believe in hands-on learning that prepares you for real-world challenges. Our Digital Marketing course is designed to cover everything you need to know, including:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Learn how to optimize websites to rank higher on search engines like Google.

Pay-Per-Click (PPC): Understand the intricacies of paid advertising and how to effectively use Google Ads and social media ads.

Social Media Marketing: Master strategies for promoting brands across platforms like Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter.

Content Marketing: Learn the art of creating compelling content that attracts, engages, and converts your audience.

Email Marketing: Discover how to build effective email campaigns that drive conversions.

Analytics: Understand how to measure the success of your campaigns and optimize them for better results.

Our expert instructors are industry veterans with years of experience in the digital marketing field. They ensure that every student not only learns the theoretical aspects but also gets practical exposure through live projects and case studies.
Learn Digital Marketing at Rank Business Institute
If you’re ready to learn digital marketing and start your journey toward becoming a digital marketing expert, Rank Business Institute in Vashi is the perfect place for you. Our flexible learning options, including in-person and online classes, ensure that everyone can find a mode of study that suits their lifestyle.
Whether you are a student, a working professional, or a business owner looking to expand your knowledge, our Digital Marketing course is designed to suit all skill levels. Our goal is to empower you with the skills you need to make a mark in the digital world.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi is a bustling hub of business activity, making it the ideal location for a Digital Marketing Institute. With a growing number of businesses in the region, there is a high demand for digital marketing professionals who can help brands stand out in a crowded marketplace. By enrolling in our Digital Marketing course in Vashi, you’re positioning yourself for success in one of the most dynamic fields today.
Contact Rank Business Institute
Ready to take the first step toward mastering digital marketing? Contact us today at 09082234835 to learn more about our courses, schedules, and enrollment process. We are located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705.
At Rank Business Institute, we are dedicated to helping you succeed in the world of digital marketing. Join us and unlock endless career opportunities with the power of digital marketing!

Rank Business Institute: Leading the Way in Digital Marketing Education in Vashi

In today’s digital age, mastering the art of Digital Marketing is no longer a choice—it’s a necessity for businesses to thrive in the competitive online landscape. Whether you’re looking to boost your career or grow your business, the right knowledge and skills in digital marketing can make all the difference. Rank Business Institute in Vashi, Navi Mumbai, offers a top-tier Digital Marketing course designed to equip you with the practical tools and insights needed to succeed in the ever-evolving world of online marketing.

Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Digital Marketing?
Located in the heart of Navi Mumbai, at the Haware Fantasia Business Park, Rank Business Institute is the go-to Digital Marketing Institute for professionals, entrepreneurs, and students alike. Our institute is committed to providing high-quality training that covers all aspects of digital marketing, from SEO and SEM to social media marketing and email campaigns. With our Digital Marketing course, you’ll gain a comprehensive understanding of how to effectively market products and services online.

Comprehensive Digital Marketing Course in Vashi
At Rank Business Institute, we believe in hands-on learning that prepares you for real-world challenges. Our Digital Marketing course is designed to cover everything you need to know, including:

Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Learn how to optimize websites to rank higher on search engines like Google.

Pay-Per-Click (PPC): Understand the intricacies of paid advertising and how to effectively use Google Ads and social media ads.

Social Media Marketing: Master strategies for promoting brands across platforms like Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter.

Content Marketing: Learn the art of creating compelling content that attracts, engages, and converts your audience.

Email Marketing: Discover how to build effective email campaigns that drive conversions.

Analytics: Understand how to measure the success of your campaigns and optimize them for better results.

Our expert instructors are industry veterans with years of experience in the digital marketing field. They ensure that every student not only learns the theoretical aspects but also gets practical exposure through live projects and case studies.

Learn Digital Marketing at Rank Business Institute
If you’re ready to learn digital marketing and start your journey toward becoming a digital marketing expert, Rank Business Institute in Vashi is the perfect place for you. Our flexible learning options, including in-person and online classes, ensure that everyone can find a mode of study that suits their lifestyle.

Whether you are a student, a working professional, or a business owner looking to expand your knowledge, our Digital Marketing course is designed to suit all skill levels. Our goal is to empower you with the skills you need to make a mark in the digital world.

Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi is a bustling hub of business activity, making it the ideal location for a Digital Marketing Institute. With a growing number of businesses in the region, there is a high demand for digital marketing professionals who can help brands stand out in a crowded marketplace. By enrolling in our Digital Marketing course in Vashi, you’re positioning yourself for success in one of the most dynamic fields today.

Contact Rank Business Institute
Ready to take the first step toward mastering digital marketing? Contact us today at 09082234835 to learn more about our courses, schedules, and enrollment process. We are located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705.

At Rank Business Institute, we are dedicated to helping you succeed in the world of digital marketing. Join us and unlock endless career opportunities with the power of digital marketing!

Rank Business Institute: Leading the Way in Digital Marketing Education in Vashi

In today’s digital age, mastering the art of Digital Marketing is no longer a choice—it’s a necessity for businesses to thrive in the competitive online landscape. Whether you’re looking to boost your career or grow your business, the right knowledge and skills in digital marketing can make all the difference. Rank Business Institute in Vashi, Navi Mumbai, offers a top-tier Digital Marketing course designed to equip you with the practical tools and insights needed to succeed in the ever-evolving world of online marketing.

Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Digital Marketing?
Located in the heart of Navi Mumbai, at the Haware Fantasia Business Park, Rank Business Institute is the go-to Digital Marketing Institute for professionals, entrepreneurs, and students alike. Our institute is committed to providing high-quality training that covers all aspects of digital marketing, from SEO and SEM to social media marketing and email campaigns. With our Digital Marketing course, you’ll gain a comprehensive understanding of how to effectively market products and services online.

Comprehensive Digital Marketing Course in Vashi
At Rank Business Institute, we believe in hands-on learning that prepares you for real-world challenges. Our Digital Marketing course is designed to cover everything you need to know, including:

Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Learn how to optimize websites to rank higher on search engines like Google.
Pay-Per-Click (PPC): Understand the intricacies of paid advertising and how to effectively use Google Ads and social media ads.
Social Media Marketing: Master strategies for promoting brands across platforms like Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, and Twitter.
Content Marketing: Learn the art of creating compelling content that attracts, engages, and converts your audience.
Email Marketing: Discover how to build effective email campaigns that drive conversions.
Analytics: Understand how to measure the success of your campaigns and optimize them for better results.
Our expert instructors are industry veterans with years of experience in the digital marketing field. They ensure that every student not only learns the theoretical aspects but also gets practical exposure through live projects and case studies.

Learn Digital Marketing at Rank Business Institute
If you’re ready to learn digital marketing and start your journey toward becoming a digital marketing expert, Rank Business Institute in Vashi is the perfect place for you. Our flexible learning options, including in-person and online classes, ensure that everyone can find a mode of study that suits their lifestyle.

Whether you are a student, a working professional, or a business owner looking to expand your knowledge, our Digital Marketing course is designed to suit all skill levels. Our goal is to empower you with the skills you need to make a mark in the digital world.

Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi is a bustling hub of business activity, making it the ideal location for a Digital Marketing Institute. With a growing number of businesses in the region, there is a high demand for digital marketing professionals who can help brands stand out in a crowded marketplace. By enrolling in our Digital Marketing course in Vashi, you’re positioning yourself for success in one of the most dynamic fields today.

Contact Rank Business Institute
Ready to take the first step toward mastering digital marketing? Contact us today at 09082234835 to learn more about our courses, schedules, and enrollment process. We are located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705.

At Rank Business Institute, we are dedicated to helping you succeed in the world of digital marketing. Join us and unlock endless career opportunities with the power of digital marketing!

Unlock Your Digital Potential with Rank Business Institute: The Leading Digital Marketing Institute in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced world, digital marketing has become an essential skill for businesses and individuals alike. As more businesses shift their focus to online platforms, the demand for skilled digital marketers continues to rise. If you're looking to build a career in digital marketing or take your business to the next level, Rank Business Institute is your ultimate destination. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, we offer top-notch training through our Digital Marketing Course designed to equip you with the latest tools and techniques in the digital marketing world.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Digital Marketing Training?
At Rank Business Institute, we believe in providing high-quality education with practical, hands-on experience. Our Digital Marketing Course covers all the key aspects of digital marketing, from SEO (Search Engine Optimization) to Social Media Marketing, Email Marketing, Google Ads, and more. We ensure that you are prepared to take on the challenges of the digital world with confidence and skill.
Here’s why you should consider learning digital marketing with us:
Expert Trainers: Our instructors are seasoned professionals with years of industry experience. They bring real-world knowledge to the classroom, ensuring that you’re learning the latest strategies and techniques that actually work.

Comprehensive Curriculum: The Digital Marketing Course at Rank Business Institute is designed to cover all key aspects of digital marketing. Whether you're looking to dive into SEO, content marketing, or learn how to run successful ad campaigns, we’ve got you covered.

Hands-on Training: We don’t just teach theory; we offer practical exposure to digital marketing tools and real-world projects, helping you gain valuable experience that will set you apart in the competitive job market.

Location Advantage: Our institute is strategically located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, providing easy access for students across Navi Mumbai and beyond.

Personalized Support: At Rank Business Institute, we believe in providing individual attention. Our small class sizes ensure you get the support and guidance you need to succeed in your digital marketing journey.

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Rank Business Institute: Leading Digital Marketing Training in Vashi
In today’s fast-paced digitaur knowledge and gain practical skills in digital marketing, Rank Business Institute is the place for you. Located in the heart of Vashi, Navi Mumbai, our Digital Marketing Institute offers comprehensive training to help you become an expert in this dynamic field.
Why Choose Rank Business Institute for Your Digital Marketing Course?
At Rank Business Institute, we understand the growing demand for skilled digital marketers. That's why we offer a range of Digital Marketing courses that cover everything from the fundamentals to advanced techniques. Whether you're a student, entrepreneur, or professional looking to upskill, our programs are designed to provide you with the knowledge and tools you need to succeed in the digital marketing world.
Learn Digital Marketing with Industry Experts
Our trainers are experienced professionals with years of expertise in the digital marketing industry. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, ensuring that you receive not just theoretical knowledge but also practical experience. With their guidance, you will learn how to build effective online marketing strategies, master SEO, PPC, social media marketing, and much more.
Digital Marketing Course Curriculum
Our Digital Marketing course in Vashi is structured to cover all aspects of digital marketing. Here’s a sneak peek into what you will learn:
Search Engine Optimization (SEO): Understanding how to optimize websites for search engines and improve rankings.

Social Media Marketing (SMM): Leveraging platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn to create impactful marketing campaigns.

Google Ads & PPC: Learning how to run successful paid advertising campaigns.

Content Marketing: Developing engaging content that resonates with your target audience.

Email Marketing: Building effective email campaigns that convert leads into customers.

Analytics & Reporting: Understanding how to track and measure your marketing efforts for continuous improvement.

We focus on a hands-on approach, allowing you to work on live projects that reflect real-world scenarios. By the end of the course, you will have the skills needed to create, execute, and analyze digital marketing campaigns that drive results.
Learn Digital Marketing in Vashi
Our Digital Marketing Institute is conveniently located at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park Corporate Wing, F-188, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705. This central location makes it easy for students and professionals from across Navi Mumbai to attend our classes.
We provide flexible learning options, including both online and offline courses, to accommodate your busy schedule. Whether you are a full-time professional or a student, you can learn digital marketing at your own pace, without compromising on the quality of education.
Why Digital Marketing in Vashi?
Vashi, being one of the most prominent areas in Navi Mumbai, is a hub for businesses and entrepreneurs. As more companies shift their focus to online platforms, there is a growing demand for skilled digital marketers. By choosing Rank Business Institute, you’re positioning yourself for success in the thriving digital marketing industry.
Contact Us Today
At Rank Business Institute, we are committed to helping you grow and succeed in the digital marketing space. If you're looking to learn digital marketing and take your career to the next level, enroll in our Digital Marketing course today.
For more information, you can reach us at 09082234835. Visit us at our office at First Floor, Haware Fantasia Business Park, Sector 30A, Vashi, Navi Mumbai, Maharashtra 400705 and take the first step toward mastering digital marketing!