I really, honestly, am getting annoyed when someone tells me that "Linux is user-friendly". Some people seem to think that because they themselves can install Linux, that anyone can, and because I still use Windows I'm some sort of a noob.

So let me tell you why I don't use Linux: because it never actually "just works". I have tried, at the very least two dozen times, to install one distro or another on a machine that I owned. Never, not even once, not even *close*, has it installed and worked without failing on some part of my hardware.

My last experience was with Ubuntu 17.04, supposed to have great hardware and software support. I have a popular Dell Alienware machine with extremely common hardware (please don't hate me, I had a great deal through work with an interest-free loan to buy it!), and I thought for just one moment that maybe Ubuntu had reached the point where it just, y'know, fucking worked when installing it... but no. Not a chance.

It started with my monitors. My secondary monitor that worked fine on Windows and never once failed to display anything, simply didn't work. It wasn't detected, it didn't turn on, it just failed. After hours of toiling with bash commands and fucking around in x conf files, I finally figured out that for some reason, it didn't like my two IDENTICAL monitors on IDENTICAL cables on the SAME video card. I fixed it by using a DVI to HDMI adapter....

Then was my sound card. It appeared to be detected and working, but it was playing at like 0.01% volume. The system volume was fine, the speaker volume was fine, everything appeared great except I literally had no fucking sound. I tried everything from using the front output to checking if it was going to my display through HDMI to "switching the audio sublayer from alsa to whatever the hell other thing exists" but nothing worked. I gave up.

My mouse? Hell. It's a Corsair Gaming mouse, nothing fancy, it only has a couple extra buttons - none of those worked, not even the goddamn scrollwheel. I didn't expect the *lights* to work, but the "back" and "Forward" buttons? COME ON. After an hour, I just gave up.

My media keyboard that's like 15 years old and is of IBM brand obviously wasn't recognized. Didn't even bother with that one.

Of my 3 different network adapters (2 connectors, one wifi), only one physical card was detected. Bluetooth didn't work. At this point I was so tired of finding things that didn't work that I tried something else.

My work VPN... holy shit have you ever tried configuring a corporate VPN on Linux? Goddamn. On windows it's "next next next finish then enter your username/password" and on Linux it's "get this specific format TLS certificate from your IT with a private key and put it in this network conf and then run this whatever command to...." yeah no.

And don't get me started on even attempting to play GAMES on this fucking OS. I mean, even installing the graphic drivers? Never in my life have I had to *exit the GUI layer of an OS* to install a graphic driver. That would be like dropping down to MS-DOS on Windows to install Nvidia drivers. Holy shit what the fuck guys. And don't get me started on WINE, I ain't touching this "not an emulator emulator" with a 10-foot pole.

And then, you start reading online for all these problems and it's a mix of "here are 9038245 steps to fix your problem in the terminal" and "fucking noob go back to Windows if you can't deal with it" posts.

It's SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING, I spent a whole day trying to get a BASIC system up and running, where it takes a half-hour AT MOST with any version of Windows. I'm just... done.

I will give Ubuntu one redeeming quality, however. On the Live USB, you can use the `dd` command to mirror a whole drive in a few minutes. And when you're doing fucking around with this piece of shit OS that refuses to do simple things like "playing audio", `dd` will restore Windows right back to where it was as if Ubuntu never existed in the first place.

Thanks, `dd`. I wish you were on Windows. Your OS is the LEAST user friendly thing I've ever had to deal with.

What I was supposed to do today:

Finish up some homework and code for a bit

What I actually did today:

1. Boot up my laptop to get started on homework

2. Open Spotify and try to connect my headphones

3. Reinstall Bluetooth and pulseaudio to connect to headphones

4. Connected! But the sound quality is shit

5. Spend an hour or so learning about codec sinks and how Bluetooth is the definition of an overengineered clusterfuck

6. Install some package from the aur to get AAC codec support

7. Now we have high fidelity audio, but the headphones still connect to the crappy SBC sink, so I spend another 45 minutes writing a shell script to automatically switch to the AAC sink when a Bluetooth headset connects

8. It’s finally working! But now I have no motivation to do my actual work. Fml

I'm so close to giving up. Yesterday, I travelled 4 hours in one direction for a job interview for a graduate position as a web developer. As I arrived at the interview, I was welcomed by a senior dev and one of the HR people.

I sit down and they start explaining how everything will commence(standard procedure stuff) and afterwards hand me the technical test. At this time I am super calm cause I did my homework, checked out their products, their websites and knew right away what I was going to work on. As I turn the page, I see at the top with huge fucking capital letters "JAVA OOP test".

I take a minute and look back at them, like wtf is happening. Turns out that they are looking for a java dev. They picked me for the role because I had literally 1 fucking sentence in my CV and where I have said that I studied java in one semester of uni. FYI my entire portfolio, cv and cover letter are focused on JS, html, css both for client and server side.

As the fucking HR guy stood there and asked me "is there something wrong", I felt broken inside. For the first time in my fucking life I felt like I was done and couldn't continue anymore. I felt like this is some bitch-slap from karma about something but I still can't figure out what. I just walked out of there being unable to realize what happened.

I just feel like I should end my developer career before it has even started, just go do business analysis or something. Why the fuck would someone put a job description entirely talking about Angular, Less/SASS, bootstrap and jQuery and then say that is a Java dev OOP role. Who the fuck allows those people to take good salaries yet still deliver the up most shittiest quality service.

Before the interview, I checked out their websites which are simply horrendous with the comparability of a fucking baked potato. Idk really what to do, I don't mean to sound as a whiny little b.... but as I walked out of their office, I felt broken inside. Sorry for the long rant.

Yo, is this devrant or spamspace???

Like, do you even fucking work, mates? Are you a dev? How doesn't a fucking legacy code piss you off on a daily basis? What are all the ways you want to respond to your customer's/PM's abuse? Does your lead dev even know jackshit?

Where did all your quality rants go? Why do you all sound like second graders writing essays for school? Have some passion for your job, and hatred for the incompetence for others!

Now, go produce some quality rants! Funny ones too! Bonus points if it's angry-funny.

I'd say one of the best advice a dev gave me, was that, I should not write duplicate code, but rewrite these parts to a single function.

And another one: If you use specific values in the code, instead of putting it in multiple places, assign it to a variable at one place and use the variable later on.

These advices sound quite trivial, but I think every beginner should learn these as eary as possible.
Boiiii have I seen shitty code from people who don't give a hobo's ass about maintainable code.

Be a good coder.
Write for quality, not quantity.
Care about your successor.

Thank you.
If not, I will fucking find you, fill your guts with napalm and light you up alive on a rusty pole while laughing hysterically.

I've never been a fan of "wireless" technologies.

Whether it's a keyboard, mouse, gamepad. Nope none of it. The latency, need to change batteries (if any), chances of putting the accessories in places other than your gaming desk thus creating clutter around your house.

And earphones, HOLY CRAP. You cannot convince me that any sort of Bluetooth earphones have better sound quality than my wired 3.5mm Sennheiser earphones.

I'd rather take wires and get quality content consumption over Bluetooth/Wireless for a little "convenience".

Alright, I've had it. I was scrolling through Walmart when I saw a kititchen utensil holder with a BLUETOOTH SPEAKER? Who needs this? It probably doesn't even sound that good. I am getting tired of people slapping a Bluetooth speaker in random objects. Someone gave me a Bluetooth flower pot for Christmas. Why do you need a bunch of low quality speakers in random objects? I don't get it.

Finally got my Bluetooth earphones!
It's called Pamu Scroll, funded in Indiegogo.
I bought it for $49 without shipping fee.
Now let me write a review about it here after using for about an hour or so.

1. Shipment
Shipment from China is slow and hard to track unless it is classified as EMS, which mine wasn't, obviously.

2. Packaging
It has some shock protection layer, but without that, nope! It was staying still inside the packaging though.

3. Design
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Period. Just see the picture below.
It opens as a papyrus, maybe that's why it is called Pamu Scroll. Both the case's end, and earphones itself has magnets to hold each other.
It has a leather feeling to both the inside and outside of the case, and the touch control area of the earphones is also leather feeling, adding a nice touch that differs with other earphonnes.
The diamond feeling finish in the end of the case makes the case itself isn't earphones, more like some expensive jewelry case.

4. Fit
My ears are smaller than most people, for I am young, so it sometimes fall off when I jump, but when I put it the correct way, never falls out.

5. Audio
I am not an audiophile. I don't really care about the audio quality and how it sounds like unless the sound is too cringy and has so many white noise.
This earphones has white noise, but just a little bit, you won't notice except when you are in a quiet room.
The bass is boosted, but low sounds, and vocals can be cringy sometimes, so I should manually tune them with my phone's equalizer.

6. IPX6
Not tested yet, but they advertise as using it in the shower.

7. Stereo call
Yup. Stereo call. Call in both ears. But only right microphone seems to get the voice.

8. Pairing
Using BT 5, it is a breeze to connect.
Take both of them out, put to your ear, then ding! "Connected"
Done.

9. Charging
with micro-usb
wireless charging for optional purchase - 10 bucks

10. battery
Reasonable amount
You have 3.5 hrs of listening time in both ears, and you can charge 2 times more each by putting in the case.

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Overall, it is awesome and let's just pray it doesn't break for at least for an year.

One side note, I can activate assistant by double tapping in the left ear (yes it is touch control), but my S8 asks me if I want to customize with Automate/Tasker. Yup!
Will share that later as well.

If you have any questions, ask me! Thanks for reading my first ever product review in devRant! <3

I gotta say, I actually admire the work that content creators must go thru to make quality content.

So as I stated before I’m working on YouTube channel, under the name “TheSoftwareSage” ... to create tutorials and a way of me teaching software the way I believe it should be taught, not how the mainstream methods of today are.

Bottom up approach rather than top down

(Must start with a firm understanding of the foundation.. and build upon the knowledge as we go thru the layers of abstraction but the key concepts must be understood first)

Anyway, I’m working on this in my spare time and I was not aware of how much effort I would actually need todo this right haha. At first I figured I’d just screencast a monitor and have a ppt or text editor or terminal open and that stuff and just do it.

As In person with my interns I never have “planned” lessons or content is all impromptu based on the need at the time and I just go with it, with their computers and a whiteboard lol.

I was wrong for video recording lol... maybe it’s OCD... or perfectionism, I’ll make a video, review it like 5times and then be like shit I forgot to mention this or that or I didn’t like how I explained this or that
OR
I keep worrying too much about colors, and sound levels and quality and transitions and video angles and all this other shit.
And then post editing fuck.... I’m about ready to say fuck it and “do it live .. one shot” and just upload the end result.

I guess this would be in the content world similar to our “paralysis analysis” notion.

i hate linux like a lot , how do you guys use it

like you guys dont want an advertising ID, how the fuck will advertisers know who you are and what you like?

open source , give me a break, you mean your os devs are soo untrustworthy that you just have to see what they wrote in the code, who does that?

free come on, how poor are you linux people, i mean, quality stuff gets paid for, free stuff just means it's trash

and the linux devs , the aint like real coders they are just hobbysts, making your os in their free time

and who wants to install their own software anyway, on other platforms the company curates restricted software that you can use, and i know you'll say its oppressive but its just customer protection.

and i do want my platform to track everything i do, it only helps them build better stuff for me.

and whenever they decide to outdate my hardware and kill support for it, it only means they care and want me to get the latest tech, how considerate.

wait , i hear you say, there are no bugs in linux, my vendor makes sure my os comes with the latest antivirus software, nothing can break my system.

and just because linux runs on servers and most super computers only shows that common users like you and me are ignored, at least my vendor is not a sellout, and still makes stuff for the masses.

you say freedom i say safety i can sleep safe and sound for am protected nutured under one echosystem of software that i can not leave.

Fuck,

I've been charging everything with the oculus quest 2 charger because it's very powerful but it just blew up my headphones. I did this often before but this time was a whole night.

I hope I can still get this great headphones, it had such good volume & bass. It's the cheapest Fresh & Rebel but the sound quality and battery is great

Apple Music is the worst music service I've ever used.
By far the worst UI/UX ever.
It doesn't allow me to easily organize my music the way I want.
Search is sluggish.
The recommendation algorithm sucks.
Can't LIKE a song without it asking me to also sync my local music files to the cloud. Seriously, why the fuck can't I like/favorite a song and be done with it? Why does it need to sync with my local files?
This is a basic feature that works in literally on any other music platform.
The damn thing can't even play FLAC.

I know Spotify has its issues, but it actualls feels like a well engineered piece of software.
Apple Music seems like it was made by junior devs for a school science fair.

The only thing going for Apple Music is the sound quality, everything else is bullshit.

Someone hates apple for macbook keyboard sound. I hate apple for poor-quality anti-reflective coating on the screen, which is erased gradually when my laptop is closed.

P.s. macbook pro retina mid2014 13'

Here, a full retrospective of my Apple products ownership.

iPhone SE – after Android, I was absolutely amazed by how fast it worked. No UI lags, camera works absolutely instantly no matter the light conditions, all the GPU-heavy games work butter smooth.

After camera and charging port failures on Xperia flagship and CPU literally melting through screen rendering it unusable on Meizu, it was enough to make me interested in Apple products.

When I was using Meizu, I actually got a twitching eye which was triggered by UI lags. After two months of using iPhone, I noticed that something was missing – my eye wasn't twitching anymore.

iPhone actually cured me.

MacBook 12 – a 900 grams laptop with passive-cooled mobile CPU running many Chrome tabs, heavy Webpack HMR build, VSCode and Slack just fine. Yes, you can't play games, but I don't even require it from a laptop this tiny.

Butterfly keyboard that internet hates so much actually increased my typing speed and comfort compared to MX Red mechanical keyboard, and ForceTouch trackpad made me forget about mouse. I learned how to disassemble the Butterfly keyboard if I ever need this but the keyboard never failed.

I use this laptop to this day and it still even smells like the day one, a beautiful smell of a new Apple product.

iPhone X – got it because of the camera, stayed for great battery life and amazing OLED display. I use telephoto lens exclusively and it made me lay off my Canon DSLR with Helios lens which stays on my bookshelf covered in dust to this day.

True black of OLED display which is undistinguishable from the screen bezel is stunning. To this day, battery surely works for one and a half days and I watch youtube really often.

I sometimes struggled to unlock iPhone SE with wet fingers, but with FaceID, as soon as I look at the screen the phone is unlocked. Works perfect every time, never had an issue with this.

Stainless steel body feels premium compared to aluminum. Stereo sound is a major selling point if you're like watching videos and playing games on your phone. Overall amazing product and a huge improvement over SE.

Apple Watch series 4 – really comfortable fit. Nice battery life, once I forgot about it for like ten days during lockdown and it was still working, even though on power reserve mode. Really reliable in terms of battery life and liquid protection. Very satisfying Taptic Engine crown clicks. I run every day and Apple watch always measure my heart rate correctly, and the running app is well designed and a pleasure to use. Overall a nice accessory to have if you use iPhone.

Powerbeats Pro – great sound and battery life. I switched from Shure SE215 which was great, but it had wires. I listen to a lot of music so the sound quality is important for me. When I was choosing earphones I visited a store where you can listen to them all. I listened through earphones like Noble Audio Kaiser Encore and JH Audio Layla, and of course $4000 Laylas sound better than $249 bluetooth earphones, but the difference in sound doesn't justify the difference in price to me.

Powerbeats pro is the Apple H1 chip true wireless earphones with largest driver of them all which makes them sound better than AirPods Pro – it's just physics. Bass in Powerbeats is amazing, which is also true for my Shures, but Powerbeats also win in clarity.

It connects seamlessly to both my MacBook and my iPhone, and everyone in voice chats can hear me really good.

Huge case is a major throwback compared to AirPods, but the battery life of earphones themselves is so great that I just leave the case at home and only carry earphones and it works for me.

Apple Link bracelet in space black – really better than I expected. Intricate detailing, literally the steel that Rolex uses, top-notch finishing and polishing – all that for just 450 dollars. I only used it for several days now, but it already feels like a really satisfying product.

Before all that I was using Linux. It took a year for elementaryos devs to fix wifi for my laptop. Ubuntu looks and feels ugly. Pop OS felt like garbage. Manjaro was also just that – garbage. KDE Plasma – I don't even want to talk about that. A monstrocity where you accidentally click a wrong switch in the settings and your system won't boot up again. Also, PulseAudio. Struggles with proprietary drivers and software updates.

Windows? I serviced a lot of Windows PCs through my career and it never, never worked as intended. I'm no dumbass, I always managed the rights correctly and never installed sketchy apps. My latest ryzen gaming build with a lot of ram also lags somehow even in Windows 10 UI.

Before I switched, I defended Linux.

My life was a lie.

I'm sorry to everyone who I offended based on their opinion on Linux.

So, I move house with my amazing, already configured and stable router with built in VPN, DDNS, Port forwarding and DHCP addresses.

Received ISP shitty router at new address and want to use as modem only, so I go read the manual.

"Bridge mode requires you to configure your other router with PPPoE and the ISP's credentials"

Landline is not working, so I cannot call the number to retrieve my password. After 2 days of waiting, engineer visits, installs master socket, dial tone yaaay.

Call number to get password, automated voice message has such a bad sound quality that I cannot figure out if it's saying F or S, and there are two of those letters.

Put ISP router in bridge mode, set other router to PPPoE and put credentials, nothing. Try with F and F, S and F, F and S, S and S... Nothing. Put it back to dynamic IP address, it works.

I resign myself and manually configure everything I had on the good router to the ISP one. A few issues with my server and DDNS, but hey, internet works.

Start missing the other functionality, try the password idiocy again. Nothing.

Next day, go to work, talk to a colleague that lives close and has the same provider: "I just put it into bridge mode and it worked".

Go back home, bridge mode on ISP router, Dynamic IP on good router, no credentials. It works.

Why do I always overcomplicate stuff?

Imagine a multi driver high quality balanced armature earphones. They have stainless steel ear channels and replaceable meshes. They’re also made by apple. Seems impossible in AirPods era?

No. Apple made them. They are really good and extremely comfortable. They are rare nowadays but here in Russia I just bought brand new pair for just $50. They sound awesome.

I listened to JH Layla and everything by Noble Audio. This forgotten apple earbuds still sound awesome.

It’s not a 3am rant. They actually exist. I have them.

Former android fan, I’ve been using iPhone SE for a while, and now I’m ready to give feedback. We are talking about brand new, iOS 11.2.2 device, never jailbraked (jailbroken?) or made anything fucked up to.

The main problem is battery life. It’s poor. I mean, my cheap ass Meizu m3s stands for about three times longer. Now I always need to carry power bank or charger around, keeping it up from one outlet to another.

iOS 11 is unstable and flawed. Music widget on lock screen freezes randomly, ui falls apart sometimes, apps sometimes start in landscape mode. I never found android ui falling apart, just like webpage marked up by interns.

Transferring files to Linux PC is huge pain in the ass. Nuff said.

Aaaand... that’s all. There is literally only three problems present.

On the other hand, there is huge advantages over android:

Speed. It’s unbeatable. It’s absolutely stunning. Need camera? Here it is, quarter second away. Android camera needed straight 15 seconds to start up. Taking picture? Here it is, flawless as always. Zero motion blur, gamma is ideal, focus is so sharp so you may hurt your eyes. Need 100 pictures? Here you go, just press the button and hold it. Maybe s9 or another shiny ass android takes pictures as fast as iPhone, but I bet my iPhone will be taking pictures same flawlessly after 5 years, while your android will probably become sluggish ass piece of crap.

Not. A. Single. Fucking. Lag.

Asphalt 8? 60 FPS all the way down. 2GIS? Fraction of a second away. That’s it, that’s how it have to be.

Sound quality. Just as neat as my Sansa Clip. EarPods are crap, so I’m using my SE215. Not going to ever come back to Sansa. Xperia TX had much less quality audio btw.

Apps. As long as the whole enterprise world sucking Apple’s dick, apps are running silky smooth and the things are not going to change. Come on. Apple is the king nowadays, admit it or not.

Keyboard is amazing. Screen is amazing. It’s just that pleasing. The sounds iPhone makes are great, while android sounds piss me off and making me hold myself from throwing the phone straight to the wall.

iPhone makes me feel cared about. Everything is on it’s place, everything fits perfectly. You are watching YouTube, you need to adjust volume and volume bar appears as tiny strip on the very top, just to not distract you. Make screenshot, draw something on it, share and hit delete. Every action you need is one tap away. Look up word? One tap away. Position the cursor between words? Polished as fuck, here you go, have your handy magnifying glass. Adblock in safari? Install it from the App Store and it will be literally two taps away, right at the settings. No VPN needed. Safari doesn’t become slow with Adblock, it’s just the same amazingly fast browser, but without ads. And Apple Music is just one dollar a month for students, filled with high quality songs.

Even google apps working better on iOS.

The advantages are clear for me, while downsides aren’t significant. @irene, you wanted to know what I’ll tell after a while, so I’m saying it proudly:

I’m never ever coming back to android.

!dev but working via a Dev firm..
So these dudas hired me to cut and edit videos for them and get to know them (considering to work as web dev after studies, good way to start they said..) sure bit of an extra income..why not..

First clips I get, butthurt ass image quality with low ass sound that not even my grandma with here hi-tech super eardevice could hear a shit..

secondly who the fuck films a company video with a mobile phone in hands.. not even a fucking tripod... The angles are all over the shitfaced scene and your shaking like a fucking dildo vibrates.. "oh fix it with warp, it's easy".

FUUCK YOU! If I tell you these pieces of shit clips aren't even worth posting on Snapchat stories, how the fuck could you even consider using them for companies?!

Every god damn client video has shitty as dildo vibrating Slenderman light quality... Come one! And you want me to consider working for you as a front end developer (where I probably still will have to go through these pills of shit videos)?! Mate.. you better think twice about that...

Ps. Yes I have consulted them regarding these issues and no.. considering that these piles of shit still come my way they haven't taken my advices..(╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)

(Had to steam out somewhere.. ☕)

I had a booth at a small event to represent my business. I had prepared a web-based game for people to play to win a prize. I had it running on a PC mirrored on a TV so I could do my work on my Mac separately between visitors.

During a speaker’s presentation, someone bored with it came up to my booth and I introduced her to the game. She started playing it but the sound was up too loud and drew attention to her. I quickly used volume key on the top row, but nothing happened. So I thought the fn key needed to be pressed and held to change the volume. Nope. Then I thought I’ll just use the volume control in the dock. But the browser was full screen, and when I tried to quickly change that, some other unknown thing happened and some other stupid MS configuration screen filled the screen. She gave up trying to play at that point and I felt super stupid.

When did it become so hard to use Windows machines and software? I’ve been on a Mac for about 8 years now and using this Windows laptop just feels ridiculous to me. Like some broken toy that came from a bargain bin at a dollar store. The whole thing feels cheap and like it’ll break in half if I twist it accidentally. Other Windows laptops I look at in the stores occasionally just don’t measure up in build quality. Like the companies know you’ll get max 2 years useful life and throw it away.

So this week I picked up some Sennheiser HD 600 phones for my listening pleasure and take my mind off life stresses.

At work I've been using some Bose phones, but these Senns being open back may be a little loud for the neighboring cubicles.

I guess sound quality and all day use are mutually exclusive. Anyways, what's coding without some great indie tunes. :)

BTW, they sound amazing!!

Wtf is up with some education providers? Even the de facto industry leaders have half-assed courses. Not many are super high quality. They sound like they are speaking into a mic, forced to do it. Nothing like YouTube, more like middle-aged, depressed men with no life with no energy. I'd much rather learn elsewhere. This is akin to how some university professors give some lectures. Where are the passionate teachers of our world?

The ones that I enjoyed were: MIT, Harvard and Stanford. Perhaps it has to do with money. lol.

I just submitted my professional goals this year.

As I was writing them a lot of them actually sound like things my manager should be doing to increase code quality n agility n reduce the # bugs that end up in prod...

Finally bought this.

Sound quality is awesome. Mic quality could have been better.

Recep Tayyip Erdogan had a problem — after his army service, he got so used to cold that he could only sleep on a raw, cold metal grill. Usually, normal people put mattress on top, but Erdogan didn’t feel right this way. So, in one of his personal prisons, he established a social project for making a full metal bed for himself.

For starters, to calculate the shape, he took the smallest man ever (3 inches high) with his fingers and sunk him into molten plastic. “What are you doing?! It hurts!” — man screamed. “Shut up. You’re on an important mission. Your motherland won’t forget you.”
After three months, the bed was ready. It was more of the same — metal bars, but this time with some kind of structure built of metal hinges, rebar and strong springs. This was the day — this was the big reveal event. It took place in the same prison — three prisoners were ready to lay on their new full metal beds, while news crews congratulated Erdogan and celebrated his greatness. “Well, it is time!” — he said.
Prisoners laid flat. An awful screeching sound. Prisoner number two is bleeding out. The spring mechanism broke out and impaled his chest onto a large metal bar. He’s not breathing.
“Shut it down. Shut it all down. No more cameras, no more news”, — said Erdogan.
“Yes, our master”, — said news crews.

They wanted to draft me to Afghanistan.
“No!”, — a young officer shouted, misgendering me — “He doesn’t know the stages of pain. Useless.”
“Are you perhaps arguing pain with a bipolar patient?” — I replied.
“You are a rave. Nothing but a rave.”

Raves spawned near your doors at night. Sometimes, they even spawned on the inside. I can’t say you were in danger, but it certainly wasn’t a pleasant thing to happen to anyone. They looked ugly. They dressed weird. They spoke in riddles.
“How do I move to Europe?”, — a rave asked.
“I…”
“Shut up!”
Rave took a door, suspiciously painted over and over multiple times, and started to slam my door with it, using it as a ram.
My door started giving in.

Alarm system.
On a separate note, to disable the alarm system, you have to speedrun Stanley Parable. It’s the hardest speedrun ever, specifically its hidden ending. It disables all alarm systems in three-mile radius IRL. No one knows how it works, but it does. Back to the danger zone!

“The better quality time you spend sitting on your toilet, the more you’ll live.”, — an officer said.
“I once had a girl blow me while I was shitting,” — Matthias replied — “You have nothing on me.”
“Fair enough!”

It is a little known fact, but the liquid that Northern cities use to clean up snow isn’t quite what it seems like. It’s not salt — in reality, there are bases on Mars, and they store pink goo that… “iMpRoVeS” dead bodies. The liquid is biological in nature, and it expires. Expired liquid is recycled as snow melter. You learn that in high school, but now, living on a train, you should know that there are special learning rooms here, in every. single. carriage. The small gym ball with two handles on its sides is called Gandhi ball. Fun fact: if you wear headless Segways on top of your shoes, and then lay flat holding a Gandhi ball, you can reach the speed of 270 kph!

Today’s news: a Reddit moderator and a legless woman gave birth to a living sex toy for their domestic boar.

Back in 2005, I had quite a few bits of music I was working on (just as a hobby). A lot of these had not been finished, but I'd sent excerpts in medium-quality MP3 format to a friend. I had an external backup drive - a regular hard drive in an USB enclosure. After a while, this drive started making unpleasant whining sounds so I sent it off for replacement.

During that time I made the foolish decision to try and plug a floppy drive in while the PC was powered on. Something touched the bottom of the hard drive and the power went off. I powered it back on again and heard a fizzing sound, there were some flashes from the hard drive and a burning smell. Yep, the disk was dead - and my backup drive was gone.

I'm still not entirely sure what happened, my best guess is that I had an exposed piece of wire from one of my hacky case mods (I had a thing for blue LEDs) which touched the circuitry of the hard drive. Almost every project, piece of software I'd created, every photo I'd taken, and most unfinished music I'd made up until that point - gone. I was pretty devastated about it. I only had a handful of things survived which I'd burned onto CD previously.

I managed to get some excerpts back from my friend, and re-created my favourite pieces of music based on those. I've moved on to other projects and write much better code now, so mostly I am no longer bothered. I do wish I could re-listen to some of the music I had made back then though.

Needless to say, I no longer fiddle around with the innards of my computers while they are on, store everything on mirrored drives and also ensure I always have a backup somewhere (and am working on remote backups and having several days of backups...)

I never want that to happen again

Have you ever worked for an organization that is not specialized in software development because that is not their main line of business, however, their products are software applications?

If you are, then hi you and me are in the same boat. Currently I have a nice manager and I'm acting as dev lead the strange thing I have a peer that is supposed to be lead as well but I cannot define his position....

In theory he should be scrum master / resource manager which fails at both terribly.

I ended up implementing Agile in the team and deciding what goes and not into the sprint based on quality while this guy just try to squeeze stuff into the sprint, the more the better even with all kinds or problems...

Honestly I'm not sure why he is still in the team since it seems like he only drains the budget, doesn't understand a thing about the products he is working on and every single idea he has is horrible.

Every meeting I have with him I always ended up asking myself "How can somebody be that stupid?" The lack of technical knowledge and even common sense is over 9000 in this one...

It might sound bitter from my end but after two years of dealing with this stupidness of getting people in software development that have no idea what software development is and understand the intricacies of it just because they did an access database or are good at excel is nonsense.

I'm at the verge of quitting and the only thing that is keeping me here is my manager and the fact that the products I am working with are pretty interesting.

Sorry for the long rant but I had to get it out of my chest before it explodes and I directly call out this person.

Not looking for suggestions but if anybody want to chime in go ahead.

I’m really getting fed up with the situation I am in!

I was brought in as a development lead, which in my eyes and from the sound of it leading on the technical delivery, inspiring and leading technical development decisions and generally leading my team (one additional dev) in the delivery of work items and user stories which the PM or Business analyst produces..

Then it “evolved” into what felt more like a development manager where I was reporting to senior management on KPIs and stuff, I sucked it up and did it.

Then they brought in two new people which they call application specialists. These people spend all their time managing existing off the shelf applications, communicating with the vendor, running user groups where they work with our users on moving the product forward and planning the configuration and enablement of new functionality.

Because they are “developing” the application (in the same way a child develops, or the same way a story line develops and evolves) they fall under me..

So now I spend a split amount of time developing software and also managing what I can only explain as project managers, product owners...

Oh but then it gets better!! Now they want me(as well as our info sec lead and our infrastructure lead) to be a kind of all round delivery lead, gauging the requirements of a project, reporting in its risks to senior management, resource planning, everything a PM does! And also be the technical person delivering these projects!

Honestly, it’s seriously starting to take the fucking piss!

I am a technical programmer, a pretty good one if I say so myself, the developer reporting to me is good but needs hand holding which I am ok with! But would never be able to deliver an element of a product by himself in line with what we expect in quality of code..

Why would anyone think you take a person built and only interested in doing a technical role and make then a generic all round manager of a project??

I know why they did it! It’s because there are other managers in our department paid the same “level” as me, but because of their management responsibility’s , I however feel I am paid this much for my technical experience and abilities, thy are just blanket covering everyone the same at this level.

You would never get a manager at this salary scale with the technical skills they need, and you would never get a technical person with the skills interested in doing that type of management at this salary scale!

I’m just a mug and they know it!

So fucking angry!

!dev

It never seize to amaze me how so many seem to think more base = better sound, even to the point where the sound is so muddy and unintelligible that it sounds like you’re listening to the upstairs neighbor having a party on a Saturday night.

Even if you only listen to electronic music with heavy bass, there is usually some treble or mid tones that just gets obliterated with too much base. The only situation I feel like it could make sense was if you primarily listen to jet engine noises or whales mating on dry land.

Come on, treat your ears and honor your artists by using some quality headphones that can sound like it’s meant to sound.

[Question]
What type of amplifier circuit would I need to power a 60w 8ohm speaker or can you recommend any prebuilt amplifier boards ?

[TLDR;]
I spotted the below stuff while cleaning out my junk cupboard and thought it might be a fun side project to convert them into a portable bluetooth speaker since the earphones are shit anyway and I've always wanted to learn more about amplifiers.

The only question remaining is how to amplify the headphone output signal enough to power the speaker. I plan on either using cells from old laptop batteries or a motorbike battery as a power supply so input voltage would be roughly 10-12v.

The speaker is from a set I salvaged from an old 80's hifi and has excellent sound quality, would mounting the components inside it have a large negative effect on it's sound?

Also although I would prefer to make my own amplifier board as a learning experience the goal is to have a portable speaker with good sound quality... is this something I'm likely to get from my first attempt at an amplifier or should I rather get a ready made board?

The customer service dept at Koss Headphones sent me an adapter gratis for my Pro 4/AA headphones so I could listen to loud rock and roll on my pc. I've been using Koss exclusively since I rec'd a pair for Christmas in 1971. Despite the natural deterioration in sound quality on a PC, I found I could hear more on certain Rolling Stones soundboards [the ones in question are Philadelphia 1972 and New York City a week later]. So I penned a rather whimsical email to Michael Koss, who actually replied with a letter, the kind we used to lick stamps for and put in a mailbox.
OK, that PC died. And the HP I have somehow has a really loose jack so the whole mechanism will slide out if you move the least little bit. It happened so often I became shell shocked about listen to loud music on my headphones at night when my nabes were sleeping because I didn't want to wake anybody up.
Finally, after too much jiggling, the end bit of the adapter got stuck in the headphone jack. Koss sent me another adapter gratis. Last night, I got out my headphones, removed the new adapter from its envelope, and inserted tweezers into the jack to pull the broken off bit out.
Except the broken off bit slid deeper into the jack. On my own, I have been able to rig the pc so I can use the speakers. And a friend who can remove the bit of the jack stuck in the jack will be over in a couple of days.
I went online and googled the methods others have used to remove broken off bits. That was worth the keystrokes!
In any case, I just wanted to say something about the irony of expecting the problem to be over and then having a few days more to live with the broken bit.

Does anyone have any good recommendations for Bluetooth, noise cancelling (over ear) headphones, with good build and sound quality?

So this is kinda shocking but expected and deep and with layers:

layer 1 :
I just realised that : AI +Junior dev + 10% senior dev = 1 Senior Dev. This doesn't quite sit well technically, but for certain managers, this logic works and I got to see it working.

So I got cancer and took a sabbatical of 2 months. I am a dev with 6+ yrs of experience, and before I had gone , I was making PRs that consisted of adding features which required 3-4 screens , numerous logics, multiple APIs and which sould add significant impact. Basically a 3-4 days worth of task, all done solely by me to perfection, which comes with years of experience with nitty gritties of android.

And just a month ago, our team was joined by a fresh college passout, who did basic course of flutter, had 0 knowledge of Native Android and was making terrible screens using xml and viewbinding as a part of his initial training.

Now when I come back, I see a weird dynamics in group: he is always sitting around another SE1 , and is working on a task of similar intensity as I would do. He asked for an estimate of 5 days(!) and was able to create all the screens apis logics etc in those days.

1. during this time, he was near our seats every 10 mins, showing what he has made, asking next steps, and then going back to his seat.

2 on his seat, he would open chat gpt, put all his code there, get some response, put it back in AS gemini, then put it in AS, fix red lines again using gemini, run and come back to us to show if its correct.

3. and somehow his code did ended up working.

4. I reviewed his pr and apart from some basic fixes, all seemed fine. His code didn't considered various edge cases but I said fuck it, its responsibility of dev and qa to identify those cases (my PRs are essentially reviewed like this only, that's how i learnt to write quality code which won't burst on input of "abc" instead of "123")

5. but then his code got merged in temp branch from where we were to give the qa build and it crashed 3 seperate screens unrelated to his feature but related to the shitshow he had done on the data layer.

6. he and his SE1 senior then again fixed that shit and the that feature got merged, reviewed by QAs , got fixed for more bugs and finally got merged in our code.

7. however all this (stuff before qa review) happened in those 5 days and thus the managers thought that the task was done by this junior trainee in 5 days only .

thus trainee + AI + 10-30 mind per hour per day of SE1 (~3hrs) = 1 feature.
now my salary = 2x of trainee..
if i am layed off and 10% increment is given to that SE1, the total cost saved by company is around 40% of my salary.

And this blows my mind coz ever since I came, I am getting menial tasks while freshers are being given large scale tasks.

layer 2 : is it good for company?

I might sound biased but company would soon need to realise if they could afford cutting on reliability of experienced devs with this weird "hack the system with AI" style of development.

Even we seasoned devs use AI but review it on our own and think of cases before putting it in front of stakeholders as "yes sir, done!"

Additionally I don't think putting confidential code from codebase onto grmini and chat gpt would always be considered okay. Its like no one is caring for data now, but if those companies tried to come up with competition or something , we are digging our own grave.

layer 3 : is it impacting users(i e the devs?)

Well, I am scared that they might think of me as a burden and fire me for a junior trainee, so yeah its highly impacting me.

But that SE1 that is helping this trainee guy, is this part of his job role now?is it part of every Senior dev's role to train trainees via AI bots?

And what about that trainee himself? Is this really beneficial for him to learn Android Development like that?

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I personally have always valued folks who could write efficient code . I don't care about their ds algo knowledge, or if they deeply understand the working of apis and core code underneath. Just writing efficient, easy to understand and reliable quality code was enough for me to hire u and vice versa.

But AI is changing things for the bad and I think we will be seeing an even more increase in ds algo questions and other shitty ways by which faang like companies seperate cream devs from the rest. And this would be coming from every startup/mnc/small scale company , not just the FAANG

Wtf, how did the volume and sound quality on all Coursera videos get fucked all of a sudden. When I tried a video, at first I couldn't hear anything. So I thought just the max volume is fucked on desktop. But the same on mobile too.

And other videos have weird robotic voices. Anyone else facing this?? Anyone from Coursera on devRant, playing an end of June prank or something, like wtf *cries*

My new microphone arrived.
I used to own Razer Seiren, but it died few weeks ago.
Now this cheap 60 dollar mic bundle's sound quality is on par with that Razer Seiren.

It just lacks all the functional buttons and knobs, and of course, a switch for illuminating logo.

Does anyone stream or run a YouTube channel here?
If so, what kind of content?

PS: Please, no links.

!dev && dev_workflow

Hey guys, what are your favorite truly wireless headphones?

For context:
- my OSes: Android (phone), MacOS (laptop), iOS (tablet).

- my getting in love with wireless audio story: I have been using some Chinese ones off AliExpress just to test out the truly wireless waters, their sound quality and pairing experience especially on Android is pretty shit but the ability to forget that you have headphones in your ears and just listen to music obstruction-free is 🔥 but they are now dying so I am looking for a replacement.

Anyone use wireless earbuds (preferably not with a cord attached to the two)? Looking for an imformed decision. I usually prioritize sound quality over anything.

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Kingston Hearing Services: Comprehensive Hearing Solutions in Kingston upon Thames

At Kingston Hearing Services, we are dedicated to providing the highest quality hearing care in the heart of Kingston upon Thames. From Ear Wax Removal to offering Invisible Hearing Aids, we are your trusted partner in achieving better hearing. Our services are tailored to meet your unique needs, ensuring that you receive the best possible care and the most advanced hearing solutions available. Whether you are searching for hearing aids near me or need assistance with ear wax removal, we’ve got you covered.

Why Choose Kingston Hearing Services?
We understand that hearing is a vital part of your life, and we are here to help you enhance your auditory experience with expert care and advanced technology. Here’s why Kingston Hearing Services should be your first choice for hearing solutions:

1. Ear Wax Removal: Clear the Way for Better Hearing
One of the most common causes of hearing difficulties is ear wax buildup. At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer professional Ear Wax Removal services to help you clear any blockages and improve your hearing. Our trained professionals use safe and effective methods to ensure your ears are cleaned properly without causing harm or discomfort. Regular ear wax removal is an essential step in maintaining optimal hearing health, and our team is here to provide the care and support you need.

2. Invisible Hearing Aids: Discreet, Comfortable, and Effective
For those who want a more discreet hearing solution, Invisible Hearing Aids are the perfect choice. These hearing aids are designed to sit deep in the ear canal, making them virtually invisible to others. Despite their small size, invisible hearing aids offer powerful sound amplification and can significantly improve your hearing quality. Whether you are in a busy social setting or at home, invisible hearing aids can help you stay connected with the world around you without drawing attention to your device.

At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer a variety of invisible hearing aids from trusted brands, ensuring that you get a solution that fits your lifestyle and hearing needs. Our hearing experts will help you find the right fit and guide you through the process of wearing and maintaining your device.

3. Hearing Aids Near Me: Expert Care Just Around the Corner
If you’re searching for hearing aids near me, you’ve come to the right place. Kingston Hearing Services is located conveniently at 16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, making it easy for residents of Kingston and the surrounding areas to access high-quality hearing care. We offer a wide selection of hearing aids to suit every need, from entry-level models to advanced devices with the latest technology.

Our team of hearing care professionals will work closely with you to assess your hearing, recommend the best devices, and provide ongoing support to ensure you get the most out of your hearing aids.

Comprehensive Hearing Care for Your Needs
At Kingston Hearing Services, we believe in offering a holistic approach to hearing care. Our services go beyond just fitting hearing aids – we provide ongoing support, hearing tests, consultations, and treatments to ensure that your hearing remains in top condition. Whether you're dealing with ear wax buildup, looking for invisible hearing aids, or need expert advice on hearing aids near me, we’re here to help every step of the way.

Contact Us Today
Ready to take control of your hearing health? At Kingston Hearing Services, we’re here to provide you with personalized hearing solutions and expert care. Our services include Ear Wax Removal, Invisible Hearing Aids, and a wide range of hearing aids to fit your needs.

Location:
16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, United Kingdom

Phone:
+44 20 7856 0319

Games Straight 2U: Revolutionizing Your Event with the 360 Photobooth Experience in Tracy, California

Are you looking to take your event to the next level with an innovative, fun, and unforgettable experience? Look no further than Games Straight 2U, the premier provider of the 360 Photobooth experience in Tracy, California! Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, corporate event, or any special occasion, our 360 photobooth adds excitement, engagement, and lasting memories to your celebration.

What is a 360 Photobooth?
A 360 Photobooth is an immersive and dynamic photo experience that allows guests to capture their best moments in full 360-degree motion. Unlike traditional photo booths, this interactive booth uses cutting-edge technology, creating high-quality videos or gifs that capture every angle of your guests as they strike fun poses, dance, or interact with props. It’s the perfect way to bring your event to life and give your guests something truly unique to take home.

Why Choose Games Straight 2U for Your 360 Photobooth?
Unmatched Experience for Your Guests
With a 360 Photobooth, your guests become the stars of their own highlight reel. Whether they are celebrating a wedding, birthday, or corporate event, they’ll love seeing themselves captured in full motion with incredible 360-degree footage. Our sleek and professional setup ensures that everyone will want to get in line for their turn!

Customized Branding & Themes
Make your event truly your own by customizing the 360 photobooth experience. From personalized overlays, event logos, and themes to unique backdrops and props, we provide a fully branded experience that aligns with the look and feel of your event. It’s not just about photos—it’s about creating an experience that your guests will remember forever.

Instant Sharing & Social Media Integration
In today’s digital age, sharing moments on social media is a big part of any celebration. With our 360 Photobooth, your guests can instantly share their videos or gifs on platforms like Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. Our system allows for easy digital uploads, so your guests can show off their fun moments with just the click of a button, making it the perfect addition to any modern event.

High-Quality Videos and Photos
Our 360 photobooth captures high-definition video and high-quality still images, ensuring that every moment is recorded in stunning detail. From the sharpness of the visuals to the quality of the sound, every aspect of your 360 video is designed to impress and deliver an experience that will stand the test of time.

Interactive Fun for Everyone
The 360 Photobooth is fun for all ages! From children to adults, everyone loves stepping into the booth and having their moment of fun. Whether it's a group of friends striking a pose together, a family dancing, or guests showing off their best moves, the 360 photobooth captures it all in a way that traditional photo booths simply can’t.

Professional Setup and Friendly Service
At Games Straight 2U, we don’t just provide the equipment; we provide the service that ensures your event runs smoothly. Our professional staff will handle the setup, operation, and breakdown of the 360 photobooth, making sure everything is perfect so you can focus on enjoying your event. We’re here to make sure your experience is seamless, fun, and stress-free!

Why Tracy, California Loves Games Straight 2U
Tracy, California, is known for its vibrant and family-friendly community, and Games Straight 2U is proud to be a part of it. Our 360 photobooth service is quickly becoming a popular choice for locals who want to add a unique twist to their events. Whether you’re hosting a small gathering or a large celebration, we bring the latest technology and top-notch service to make your event unforgettable.

Perfect for Any Occasion
Our 360 Photobooth is ideal for a wide range of events, including:

Weddings: Capture every moment of joy and fun as your guests take full-circle videos and photos.

Birthday Parties: Add excitement and entertainment to any age birthday celebration.

Corporate Events: Engage your employees, clients, and guests with a memorable, interactive experience.

School Events: From proms to graduation parties, our 360 photobooth is sure to bring excitement to your school functions.

Fundraisers: Create an interactive experience that attracts more guests and helps support your cause.

Book Your 360 Photobooth Today!
Ready to add some flair and fun to your event? Contact Games Straight 2U today to book our 360 Photobooth and take your celebration to new heights! We’re excited to bring this revolutionary experience to your next event in Tracy, California, and surrounding areas.

Contact Information
Phone: +1 (408) 807-8868
Location: Tracy, California, United States

Games Straight 2U: Revolutionizing Your Event with the 360 Photobooth Experience in Tracy, California

Are you looking to take your event to the next level with an innovative, fun, and unforgettable experience? Look no further than Games Straight 2U, the premier provider of the 360 Photobooth experience in Tracy, California! Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, corporate event, or any special occasion, our 360 photobooth adds excitement, engagement, and lasting memories to your celebration.

What is a 360 Photobooth?
A 360 Photobooth is an immersive and dynamic photo experience that allows guests to capture their best moments in full 360-degree motion. Unlike traditional photo booths, this interactive booth uses cutting-edge technology, creating high-quality videos or gifs that capture every angle of your guests as they strike fun poses, dance, or interact with props. It’s the perfect way to bring your event to life and give your guests something truly unique to take home.

Why Choose Games Straight 2U for Your 360 Photobooth?
Unmatched Experience for Your Guests
With a 360 Photobooth, your guests become the stars of their own highlight reel. Whether they are celebrating a wedding, birthday, or corporate event, they’ll love seeing themselves captured in full motion with incredible 360-degree footage. Our sleek and professional setup ensures that everyone will want to get in line for their turn!

Customized Branding & Themes
Make your event truly your own by customizing the 360 photobooth experience. From personalized overlays, event logos, and themes to unique backdrops and props, we provide a fully branded experience that aligns with the look and feel of your event. It’s not just about photos—it’s about creating an experience that your guests will remember forever.

Instant Sharing & Social Media Integration
In today’s digital age, sharing moments on social media is a big part of any celebration. With our 360 Photobooth, your guests can instantly share their videos or gifs on platforms like Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter. Our system allows for easy digital uploads, so your guests can show off their fun moments with just the click of a button, making it the perfect addition to any modern event.

High-Quality Videos and Photos
Our 360 photobooth captures high-definition video and high-quality still images, ensuring that every moment is recorded in stunning detail. From the sharpness of the visuals to the quality of the sound, every aspect of your 360 video is designed to impress and deliver an experience that will stand the test of time.

Interactive Fun for Everyone
The 360 Photobooth is fun for all ages! From children to adults, everyone loves stepping into the booth and having their moment of fun. Whether it's a group of friends striking a pose together, a family dancing, or guests showing off their best moves, the 360 photobooth captures it all in a way that traditional photo booths simply can’t.

Professional Setup and Friendly Service
At Games Straight 2U, we don’t just provide the equipment; we provide the service that ensures your event runs smoothly. Our professional staff will handle the setup, operation, and breakdown of the 360 photobooth, making sure everything is perfect so you can focus on enjoying your event. We’re here to make sure your experience is seamless, fun, and stress-free!

Why Tracy, California Loves Games Straight 2U
Tracy, California, is known for its vibrant and family-friendly community, and Games Straight 2U is proud to be a part of it. Our 360 photobooth service is quickly becoming a popular choice for locals who want to add a unique twist to their events. Whether you’re hosting a small gathering or a large celebration, we bring the latest technology and top-notch service to make your event unforgettable.

Perfect for Any Occasion
Our 360 Photobooth is ideal for a wide range of events, including:

Weddings: Capture every moment of joy and fun as your guests take full-circle videos and photos.

Birthday Parties: Add excitement and entertainment to any age birthday celebration.

Corporate Events: Engage your employees, clients, and guests with a memorable, interactive experience.

School Events: From proms to graduation parties, our 360 photobooth is sure to bring excitement to your school functions.

Fundraisers: Create an interactive experience that attracts more guests and helps support your cause.

Book Your 360 Photobooth Today!
Ready to add some flair and fun to your event? Contact Games Straight 2U today to book our 360 Photobooth and take your celebration to new heights! We’re excited to bring this revolutionary experience to your next event in Tracy, California, and surrounding areas.

Contact Information
Phone: +1 (408) 807-8868
Location: Tracy, California, United States

East London Hearing Services: Your Destination for Advanced Hearing Solutions

At East London Hearing Services, we are committed to helping you enjoy the world of sound again with the best hearing aids available on the market. We offer the latest hearing technology, including Phonak Hearing Aids, Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids, Oticon Intent 1, and Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids. Whether you are looking for long-lasting rechargeable options or cutting-edge Bluetooth connectivity, we have the right solution to fit your needs.

Why Choose East London Hearing Services?
Our goal is to provide personalized care and the latest hearing solutions to help you regain your hearing ability and live life to the fullest. Here’s why East London Hearing Services is the right choice for your hearing needs:

1. Phonak Hearing Aids: Reliable and Effective Sound Quality
Phonak Hearing Aids are known for their exceptional sound quality and reliability. Whether you suffer from mild or severe hearing loss, Phonak provides a variety of options to meet your needs. These hearing aids feature state-of-the-art technology that helps you hear better in both quiet and noisy environments.

Phonak’s advanced sound processing capabilities, including the AutoSense OS, automatically adjust the settings based on your environment, providing optimal clarity and comfort. If you’re looking for a hearing aid that seamlessly adapts to different listening situations, Phonak is a fantastic choice.

2. Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids: Convenience and Performance
Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids combine the latest technology with convenience. Forget about dealing with small batteries—Starkey’s rechargeable hearing aids can last for an entire day with just one charge. This makes them the perfect option for those who want a hassle-free solution for their hearing needs.

Starkey's hearing aids are equipped with advanced features such as noise reduction, speech clarity enhancement, and the ability to connect to various devices. Whether you're in a crowded place or a quiet room, Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids provide an excellent listening experience all day long.

3. Oticon Intent 1: Cutting-Edge Listening Experience
The Oticon Intent 1 hearing aid is designed for people who demand the highest level of sound quality and comfort. It offers a dynamic and adaptive listening experience, adjusting automatically to different environments, ensuring you never miss out on important sounds.

The Oticon Intent 1 utilizes advanced technology that reduces background noise while enhancing speech clarity, making it perfect for both quiet and noisy environments. If you’re looking for a hearing aid that allows you to focus on the conversation while filtering out distractions, Oticon Intent 1 is a great option.

4. Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids: Seamless Connectivity
With Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids, you can connect to your smartphone, TV, and other devices with ease. The Bluetooth connectivity allows you to stream phone calls, music, and other audio directly into your hearing aids, providing an outstanding listening experience.

Whether you're taking a call, watching your favorite show, or listening to music, Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids offer high-quality audio directly in your ears, making everyday activities more enjoyable. With Signia’s advanced sound processing and connectivity features, you can stay connected and enjoy a superior hearing experience.

5. Expert Care and Consultation
At East London Hearing Services, we don’t just provide hearing aids; we offer comprehensive hearing care. Our team of audiologists and specialists will take the time to assess your hearing needs and recommend the best solution for you. We ensure that your hearing aids are properly fitted, adjusted, and fine-tuned to deliver the best performance.

Visit Us Today for a Hearing Consultation
At East London Hearing Services, we are dedicated to helping you hear better and improve your quality of life. With our expert consultation and a wide range of hearing aids, including Phonak Hearing Aids, Starkey Rechargeable Hearing Aids, Oticon Intent 1, and Signia Bluetooth Hearing Aids, we provide solutions that meet every need.

Our clinic is located at 39 Frederick Rd, Rainham RM13 8NJ, United Kingdom, and we are happy to welcome you for a consultation to find the perfect hearing solution for you.

Contact Information:
Address: 39 Frederick Rd, Rainham RM13 8NJ, United Kingdom

Phone: +44 20 7856 0319

Harness the Power of Healing Frequencies with Roxanne Hotchkiss, Healer & Intuitive Coach

At Roxanne Hotchkiss Healer - Intuitive Coach, we understand the profound impact that energy has on our physical, emotional, and spiritual well-being. One powerful tool that can help facilitate healing is healing frequencies—vibrational energy that resonates at specific rates to restore balance, promote wellness, and activate the body's natural healing processes.

Located at Ebury Street, London SW1W, Roxanne uses the transformative power of healing frequencies to help you restore harmony within your mind, body, and spirit. Whether you are looking to heal from trauma, release emotional blockages, or elevate your overall well-being, healing frequencies can offer a profound and effective solution.

What Are Healing Frequencies?
Healing frequencies refer to specific vibrations or sound frequencies that are known to have a positive effect on the body, mind, and spirit. These frequencies work by resonating with your own energy fields, helping to restore balance, clear blockages, and promote healing on a cellular level.

Every living being is made up of energy, and each part of the body vibrates at its own unique frequency. When we are in balance, our energy vibrates harmoniously, but when there are blockages or imbalances, our frequencies can become distorted, leading to physical or emotional dis-ease. Healing frequencies help to realign the energy field, clear blockages, and restore harmony to the body and mind.

Some of the most common types of healing frequencies include:

Solfeggio Frequencies: These ancient frequencies are believed to have healing properties that resonate with the body’s natural vibrations. They include specific tones like 396 Hz (Liberation from Fear), 417 Hz (Undoing the Negative), and 528 Hz (Transformation and Miracles).
Binaural Beats: This technique involves playing two slightly different frequencies in each ear, creating a perceived third frequency that can help with relaxation, focus, or deep meditation.
528 Hz (Love Frequency): This frequency is known as the “miracle” tone and is associated with DNA repair, healing, and emotional balance.
Theta Waves (4-8 Hz): These frequencies are associated with deep meditation, relaxation, and the subconscious mind, often used for deep healing and spiritual growth.
The Science Behind Healing Frequencies
The idea behind healing frequencies is rooted in the concept that everything in the universe, including our bodies, is made up of energy that vibrates at specific frequencies. When our vibrations are in harmony, we experience well-being and vitality, but when our energy becomes stagnant or misaligned, we may experience physical pain, emotional distress, or spiritual disconnection.

Studies have shown that sound waves, particularly those at specific frequencies, can have a profound impact on the human body. For example, research suggests that exposure to healing frequencies can promote relaxation, reduce stress, improve sleep quality, and even stimulate healing at the cellular level.

Healing frequencies also activate the body's natural healing response, supporting the release of trapped emotions, trauma, and stress. As a result, they can promote deep emotional healing, spiritual growth, and physical well-being.

How Roxanne Hotchkiss Uses Healing Frequencies in Her Practice
At Roxanne Hotchkiss Healer - Intuitive Coach, Roxanne integrates healing frequencies into her healing sessions to support clients in their personal transformation. Through the use of sound therapy, guided meditation, and energy healing, Roxanne helps clients experience the power of healing frequencies to release blockages, activate their body’s healing potential, and restore balance to their lives.

Here’s how Roxanne uses healing frequencies to support your journey:

1. Sound Healing Sessions
Roxanne uses sound therapy in her practice, incorporating instruments like tuning forks, singing bowls, and chimes that resonate at specific healing frequencies. These sound vibrations are carefully selected to align with the chakras, clear blockages, and promote a deep sense of relaxation and healing.

During sound healing sessions, you will:

Experience the soothing vibrations of sound waves that penetrate deep into your energy field.
Clear emotional and physical blockages that may be preventing you from achieving balance and wellness.
Enter a deeply relaxed state, which allows for deeper healing and self-awareness.

Kingston Hearing Services: Your Trusted Partner for Hearing Aids, Ear Wax Removal, and Invisible Hearing Aids

At Kingston Hearing Services, we are dedicated to providing expert hearing care that enhances your quality of life. Whether you’re in need of hearing aids, professional ear wax removal, or seeking invisible hearing aids for a discreet solution, our team is here to assist you. Conveniently located at 16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, we offer personalized care and high-quality services to ensure you hear life’s sounds clearly and comfortably.

Why Choose Kingston Hearing Services?
At Kingston Hearing Services, we understand that hearing health is important for your overall well-being. Our team of audiologists takes the time to evaluate your specific needs and provide solutions that work for you. From comprehensive hearing tests to fitting the perfect hearing aids and providing ear wax removal, we are committed to delivering the best care for your hearing health.

Hearing Aids: Tailored Solutions for Every Need
Whether you're experiencing mild hearing loss or more significant hearing challenges, hearing aids are an effective solution to help you regain a clearer and more vibrant hearing experience. At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer a wide range of hearing aids from trusted brands that cater to various hearing needs.

Our team of audiologists will work closely with you to choose the right hearing aids based on your hearing test results, lifestyle, and preferences. Whether you need a behind-the-ear model, a in-the-ear hearing aid, or invisible hearing aids, we ensure a perfect fit and optimal sound quality. Additionally, we offer continuous support and adjustments to ensure that your hearing aids work efficiently and comfortably.

Ear Wax Removal: Essential for Clear Hearing
Ear wax removal is an essential service for maintaining healthy ears and clear hearing. When ear wax accumulates in the ear canal, it can cause discomfort, muffled hearing, and even temporary hearing loss. At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer safe and effective ear wax removal using advanced techniques such as microsuction to gently and precisely remove the excess wax.

Our audiologists are trained to perform ear wax removal procedures that ensure the health of your ears while improving the performance of your hearing aids. If you're experiencing a blocked feeling in your ears, discomfort, or a decrease in hearing, our ear wax removal service is the solution to restore clarity and comfort.

Invisible Hearing Aids: Discreet and Effective Solutions
For those who prefer a more discreet hearing solution, invisible hearing aids are the perfect option. These tiny hearing aids are designed to fit comfortably inside your ear canal, making them nearly invisible to others. Despite their small size, invisible hearing aids offer excellent sound quality and performance, helping you hear better without drawing attention to your device.

At Kingston Hearing Services, we offer a variety of invisible hearing aids from leading brands. These devices are equipped with advanced features like noise reduction, automatic sound adjustments, and Bluetooth connectivity, ensuring you can hear clearly in any environment. Our expert audiologists will work with you to ensure the best fit and performance for your invisible hearing aids, making sure they are customized to suit your hearing needs.

Comprehensive Hearing Services
In addition to hearing aids, ear wax removal, and invisible hearing aids, Kingston Hearing Services offers a full range of audiological services, including:

Comprehensive hearing assessments to evaluate your hearing and identify any underlying issues

Hearing aid fitting and programming to ensure optimal sound clarity and comfort

Follow-up support to fine-tune and adjust your hearing aids for the best experience

Tinnitus management to help alleviate symptoms of ringing in the ears

General ear health services, including ear wax removal and ear care advice

Our team is here to support you in every step of your hearing journey, ensuring that you always have the right solution for your hearing needs.

Visit Kingston Hearing Services Today
If you’re in need of hearing aids, professional ear wax removal, or want to explore invisible hearing aids, visit Kingston Hearing Services today. Located at 16 The Triangle, Kingston upon Thames KT1 3RT, we are here to provide expert care and personalized solutions to help you achieve better hearing.

Call us at +442078560319 to schedule a consultation with one of our friendly and knowledgeable audiologists. Let us help you experience the world of sound in its fullest with the latest hearing technology and expert care.