I'll point names today

Boss: Quick! The Xero integration is not working anymore!
Xero Documentation: place your client secret in the HEADERS
Me: * places client secret in headers *
Xero API: Bad Request!
Me:
*re-reads documentation*
*creates new client secret*
*1 hour of trying*
Hmmmm
* places client secret in request body, not in headers *
Xero API: Ok!

UPDATE YOUR DOCUMENTATION
TELL US ABOUT IT IN THE CHANGELOGS

All those fucking non-programmers in my university should fuck off!! Just because am studying computer science and am in 2nd year doesn't mean i have to be like Mark and build Fucking facebook!!
Mark started in his 2nd year...bla bla fuck you!! You wanna make facebook go learn how to code yourself worthless piece of shit.
So much talent is discouraged even before it buds because of these stupid expectations!!

It's truly amazing how much a single line of perl can do. Such a time saver.

I only wish that I could understand what it does two days later.

!rant
Today just shipped my first fullstack application...the feeling is awesome! Even if no one uses its mine!!!

My apprentice is driving me nuts with his failed attempts on gold-plating.
The task "Get the data and export it to a file" becomes ""After many attempts to get the data via a different query than we worked out together I now finally got it and it makes sense if it was displayed but only one set of data at a time and it should also be selected what data should be exported and I have no idea how to do that so Cero, can you help me?".
Dang it dude, just show me for once that you can do 1 clearly decribed task, where you have many examples to work with, and NOT try to add any extras!

I am now working on how to tell him this in a nicer way...

I am an insecure person. Coding gave me a much needed boost in confidence in my skills.

After two days i just had to create an account. so glad a collegue of mine showed me devRant. Well, time to continue my beginner Python course.
yay

When you're naming variables, it is not acceptable for them to be one character, especially when that character bares no relevance to the information it stores.

'f' is not a good variable name for an array of strings now, is it...

My computer is so out of date at this point, I measure compile time by the amount of times I can spin around on my chair, I'm at 48, if I get to 50 I think something magic might happen.

-8pm till 12am
-Music gaming mix
-A working pc
-People to rubber duck with
-A fun project

I read alot of rants where people describe that they had to implement things they know were wrong and later the boss complained about it although its what he said.

My requirements engineering professor always told us to document everything. Every change made to the requirements must have the source and the reason written down. Idealy with some sort of signature from the boss.

But i understand its not always that easy or done. Which is kinda sad.

It won't take long

programming is like robbing a bank; without proper preplanning you wont finish the job and get money

How many prefer back end development over front end or vice-versa and why?

To explore and collect knowledge, power and wisdom while wandering through the infinite abyss of space....

You know prior to becoming a dev and learning the ticket system I never had a dislike against any number now I hate most of all of them

One of my colleagues literally peeled the arm off his chair.

!rant

16h emergency workday gtfo I need more coffee

Some people are too honest for secret Santa 😂😂

I was wondering...

What do you guys think of different work places e.g not working at your desk but instead working outside with a laptop?

I think you would lose alot if productivity because your screensize is limited and so on while coding. But if you're just writing/replying to Emails i think it could be fun.

pragmatism increased by 78.695%; analysing the shit out of everything IT related

NFS for VCS

Code with no clear architecture, no documentation, no coding standards, no tests, many security-issues, a lot of hardcoded stuff, written by people forced to use a completely new technology stack and messing up, of course.

But we are not allowed to change anything, of course.

We have to keep coding in that style and with the tools present in the project. For uniformity, of course.

I managed to work on that code for 2 years... Recently it dawned on me that I don't give a crap anymore.
I quit, of course.

!rant
Sometimes when i scroll through rants, i see rants that happend to me almost exactly the same. So i check the ranters profile to see if they are going to the same university as me...

Anyone with me?

Last week of the school project, I'm one of the few programmers. All of a sudden the floodgates open and everyone needs help. Where were they when I had all the time in the world?

"I don't believe in Agile".
- Boss

Now, is this grounds for worry?

Anyone using Delphi here?

Such dev site images are able to revisit you in your dreams... 😟