It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

Friend: I hate my new OnePlus 6. It's really slow and hangs a lot

Me: I can't believe

Friend: Use it yourself, you'll know.

*Me using his phone
*Realising it was really slow
*Checking his installed apps

- CCleaner
-DU Booster
-Antivirus free version
-Antivirus pro
-Antivirus ultimate
-Battery Saver
-App Booster
-Super Cleaner
-RAM Master

*poured poision in his coffee
*enjoyed watching him die slowly

I wonder when there will be the first manufacturer to introduce the "cool" new notch design to normal screens. 🤔

Best boss I have ever had?

He owned a car dealership and made me the first fulltime employed webdev in a car dealership in germany.

He believed in me and our mutual vision, and we had an awesome 7.5 years together. he gave me time to develop myself and to develop software and websites.

through my software and process optimization we were able to go from 300 sold cars per year to 3000 without hiring any more employees and without increasing workload and stress on the employees.

When I had my last day at his company, he didn't show up.
I was mad like hell, because we have spent so much time together, went to many countries together, even slept in the same hotel bed! I considered him pretty much a friend, even though he was my boss and 10 years older.

Much later he told me that he didn't show up on my last day because he didn't want to cry.

now we meet every 3 months and go out, eat and drink and just talk and laugh.

best guy ever, will never forget what he did for me.

"Our company encourages cryptocurrency big data agile machine learning, empowerment diversity, celebrate wellness and synergy, unpack creative cloud real-time front-end bleeding edge cross-platform modular success-driven development of digital signage, powered by an unparalleled REST API backend, driven by a neural network tail recursion AI on our cloud based big data linux servers which output real time data to our Wordpress template interactive dynamic website TypeScript applet, with deep learning tensor flow capabilities.

Don't get what the fuck I just said? Udemy offers countless courses on python based buzzwords. Be the first out of 13 people to sell your soul and private information, and you'll get the first three minutes of the course free!"

when you're frustrated.

We all did that at least one time

Confession bear: I always read the "!important" in CSS as "not important"

TIS 100 the assembly language game.

Coffee.exe has stopped working

Guess who's birthday it is! It's my birthday and that are my birthday gifts my GF gave me 😍🤩
Also starring Dick-butt Debug-duck!
I feel blessed. 😁

Update on this: https://devrant.com/rants/1641198/...

I was a little tired but made updated and currently getting a more natural looking tree.

I am not expert but what kind of UX writing is this.
Do they think this is cool ?

Try if you can

Exactly 😂😂

Am I the only one who draws drafts for a better comphrehension? :D

That's my motivation too😂😂😂

Hell yeah

😬😬😬

I suggest my company interns to follow WWC (women who code) community. After sometime I saw, some people started following that. I just felt happy for them. 😊

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shameless repost from reddit.

Filler text for meme

Github after Microsoft purchase

Favicons in Safari, so "killer feature" in new macOS Mojave

Thought some might like the ideea

awesome-eli5
Tech "explained" Like you're Five! [more details]

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

When your ux guy walks in with feature optimizations...

Me : No wa furueru

JS equality is insane