Sublime in the watch.

Wondering why that link doesn't work.
My junior developer uses onlick instead of onclick.

Never underestimate engineers XD

is it just me or is finishing the rest of 10% of the project much more fucking harder than finishing 90%?

I closed atom in frustration and installed vscode.

I...

I think....

I think I'm in love....

Sometimes I give someone a ++ on here just to bother them with a notification on their phone. It gives me a sense of power.

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

Don’t rush!!!

There's a special place in Hell for people who design APIs that returns 200 but then put error messages in the response body.

The fuckening

Unpopular opinion, but I cringe every time someone writes Winblows, Micro$oft, or anything like that

Just the beginning!!

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

I alias my "sudo" to "please" so I can practice being polite to my server and code more.

Start you day right at 0

Me: *laying in bed because I have a day off*
Client: *slides in* Do you have time for our lord and savior "bugs in production"
Me: *screams*

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

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Pasting stackoverflow URLs as comments and skipping documentation.

6 char

Why all the hate? Jesus...
I love my Windows 10 laptop, I love my Android phone, I love working in PHP. But I would never, NEVER, think less of anyone who prefers Mac/Linux/iPhone/C#/Python/what-ever-the-fuck

Not writing unit tests.

Everyone reading this is guilty of it.

Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

😥😥😥😥

Interviewer : "Do you know SQL ?"
Me : "Yes sir. I know SQL and I prefer NoSQL."
Interviewer : "So you know SQL and you don't want to do it for our company ?? This is arrogant !! "

Got a mini project assignment in college. We decided to make a game using Unity that recgonizes sign language gestures from Leap Motion.

I asked my colleague to make the function to compare the hand gesture, and I'll do the rest of the game. One more friend does the documentations and reports.

Three weeks passed, asked for the code but he said he hasn't finished it yet. I told him to ask me if he has any problems with it.

He sent me this 24 hrs before the deadline.
Me and my other friend died on the spot.
I screamed at him the whole night on the phone call whilsth trying to do his part in just 3 hours...

Needless to say, we didn't finish the project on time.

*youtube how to use X in Y*

*please dont be an indian please dont be an indian please dont be an indian*

hlo frnds tday ím gna shw u...

FUCK

For those who do.

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

Amazing, oh wait...

PHP sucks
JavaScript sucks
Python sucks
C sucks
C++ sucks
Apple sucks
Microsoft sucks
Linux based operating systems suck
Vim sucks
Emacs sucks
$IDE_OF_CHOICE sucks
Docker sucks
The way we talk about our tools makes we wonder why we do programming in the first place.