Probably the intern who, while a decent and intelligent guy for the most part, thought it was increasingly hilarious to keep putting random cat GIFs somewhere in the product with each PR he made.

First time "ok, very funny, but you can't do that in production software, don't do it again."

The third time around the "joke" was wearing a little thin.

Eventually a script was written so that, every time he made a PR, he'd get "emailed" one of a few pre-defined messages from a random member of the team a few minutes later, telling him to remove it and stop pissing about...

*1 week into dream job*

Me: I need to communicate this variable to a script running in another thread, how do you normally handle that?

My Lead: oh, just add it as a global variable

Me: oh no...

The excuse for shitty code EVERY TIME:

IT != Help Desk

Yes I'm in IT (I'm a software developer). No I cannot fix Outlook not opening for you.

This seems perfectly reasonable

Any PHP developers? 😂

When the client forks your design and does his own shit and now everything is pain. Time to leave my client. -4

So a company I'm working at has this internal product. I just got employed and was put into that team.

"First task: refactor some of the code"

Alright, I start refactoring. Oh I may need to write a small class for this one. And then rewrite this a bit. And then rewrite that a bit. And then rewrite everything.

"Why are you rewriting most of my code?"

oh i would not have needed to do so if your code was not COMING OUT OF YOUR ASS and if all the teams had FREAKING PROPER API DOCUMENTATION

Holy chick! Did you know about 'impostor syndrome'? :o

True true 😂

In unit test
Me: *uses everything I have , writes a program with my own logic, tries to make it better by adding some user friendly features and also documents the whole code*
My Friend:*copies from textbook*

RESULT
ME:9/10
HIM:10/10

"Your code isn't present in the textbook, so I can't say if it'll work but still I've given you marks" -_-
What kinda system is that -_-

What causes a mobile app UI to run slow or laggy? and Can a framework cause an app UI to run slow or Laggy?

Client: "The app moves slowly and has moments when it freezes! Why?"
Me: "Let me check the server...it has 5 GB of memory allocated for it and you are making it load 4.76 GB and never cleaned the log files..."
Client: "Then it should work fine! Almost 500 mb free, it`s a lot! Let the log files be there, we might need them in 5 years!"
Me: "What?..."

I Don't want to be that guy that has stickers on his laptop that he didn't "earn" them.

That is, if I am not fluent in AWS I won't plaster their stickers, even though I attented one course one time.

Just a thought

The default font for the Bulma CSS framework is triggering my OCD.

JUST WHY ARE THEY NOT ALIGNED FFS?!

Look carefully 😂😂😂

Every new joiney in a team is like a person entering in room from bright sunlight.

They keep on suggesting until their pupil get dilated and they see the creature they have to work on.

Half elephant, parts horse and parts bear suppose to do work of T-Rex.

Developer.
Dev Eloper.

No caption! Its itself explanatory 😂

Code never lies
Comments sometimes do

Nah!
Code lies too, especially when you train a neural network 😂😂

Look what I found!
Even my L3 cache is bigger than this!

“Those were the days😂”

Lol😂😂
PC: Facebook 😂

Random person: wanna get a girlfriend? Shave your beard.

sysadmin@condor:~# no.
sysadmin@condor:~# FUCK NO.
sysadmin@condor:~# What are those muggles even thinking?!!
sysadmin@condor:~# Would you also ask Khal Drogo to cut off his ponytail?!

When my brain is on turbo boost mode to complete my coding projects and my parents are like "son stop playing with your laptop, do some productive work, think of your future". 🙂🔫

Where is the location of hell for bad SQL devs?

NO "WHERE"

The VIM

The hardest thing about video conferencing is trying to look interested and not react to stupid comments for two hours straight.

2 min silence for my friend.

who got contract to edit and make golden frame of "naga baba"

he have to zoom each and every part of naga baba to clear and make render image.

xD XD

After October Update 😂

This packet is definitely going to be dropped.