I'm planning to add this in my next project..

Login Critter

Source: https://github.com/cgoldsby/...

How true is it ?

YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHE CAN'T STORE FILES LARGER THAN 4 GB.

I'll show myself out.

The world is about to end

Dev paradox: When you test your new test framework to see if it can test.

This is my Research Purpose VM, It had been lying around unused for too long.
P.S. I know my specs suck actually

Took a leave from office citing valentine's day and now I am sitting at home working on my personal project.

Yaaaayyyyy....

1. Doesnt want to pay for server
2. Doesnt want to pay for disk
3. Doesnt want to pay at all
3. Wants the app in 1 week

It has been a long day... 😐

Dunno if repost, but I found this funny af

loving xkcd comics!

32, 34, 38, 46, 62, 94 and so on.

Applied for _anything_ including janitor at SpaceX. No call. :(

Got a phone interview for a backend dev job in an opsec company.

Interviewer:
This is a very serious and prestigious position, we take care of the most important bits of code.

*Proceeds to talk introductory nonsense*

Interviewer:
Do you know what a DNS is?

Me:
Yes, of course! DNS stands for Domain Name System.... Blah blah blah... I explain about the servers, about hosts file, about DNS spoofing and everything else possible on this topic.

Interviewer:
See, I was patient with you - letting you finish. I'm not sure what you're talking about and where you got it from, but a DNS is that line in the browser where you type the site's name.

He didn't ask any more questions, just told me that they'll get back to me. I asked not to do that.

Three weeks later I got an email claiming that I'm not qualified.

Opening my IDE today Iike

So is it fashionable now to have an IP address on the side of your trousers? This was in primark?!?!

Is java reaching multiple dimension to pull extra cpu power?

About to delete ~2TB of data.

I need a fresh start. I'm a data hoarder.

About to wipe my drives and start over. I've had this piticular instance since I was 17 (I'm 21)

I'm sticking with windows though, because my games wont run on linux.

I just hate it when clients with no knowledge of developing says I'm looking for "more professional"

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Somebody did that with dedication and you can't just call it that!!

SCREW YOU!!!
😡😡😡😡😡

Lol...this is hilarious

I also say google and not joogle

Do we google better ?😂🙈

Meeting with commercial, wish me luck

Stolen from Reddit

Stickers are on the right place ;-)

We've password protected a file and forgot the password we need it cracking asap.

Sorry we can't crack passwords on files.

If we don't get access to the file it'll cost the company up to 250k.

Well you should've thought about that before encrypting the fucking file with 256 bit encryption.

Happy coding morning

When you ask a Python dev to code in Java

When you ask senior developer "How do you know so much about so many things?"

Everything dark themed automatically looks good