If I hear "uh" or "uhm" one more time today, I might actually lose it, god damn fucking youtube tutorials.

Asshole

Had to create this table tent because mfs just couldn't take a hint. I also have one for when I'm concentrating/deep in code zone.

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Go on, test this on your browser console.
You won't regret it xD xD

savage

Slack update notes are by far the funniest out there.

Coming back to the office after being down with sickness for 3 days. Apparently the two other People on the project doesn't talk together, only when im the middle man making sure they talk, and we got a big test on Monday.....

Try harder !! 😄😎

This so me...! And I really love the black theme <3

Analysis

Credit to code boom on ig😂👍

Soooo this happens. Like every day.

Aye MAM....

😁 = 💻

This is so me

For halloween, lets scare the shit out of every Windows user...

IoT is when your ai powered toaster is mining bitcoin to pay off its gambling debts it has with the smart fridge.

lol.

But can it run Android Studio smoothly?

It's hard to trust a programmer in a suit 🤔

image source - Twitter

🤭🤔😂😂😂

C vs python

The plebs will never understand.

Apple ...

"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.

shit my niggas u gotta be careful, this mans got kali linux

Shit... I just got my phone stolen. Realized it 40 seconds post factum [left it at the shop counter and someone took it].
20 minutes later called the police [cuz I had to get home and use wife's phone].
5 min later poluce arrived
10 min later they got all they could from shop's security officer.
Police officer asks me to login my samsung acc on his phone. 2 minutes later we are on the way to the exact location my phone is at.
15 minutes later officer hands me my samsung 😁

got my phone back in less than an hour after theft.

maybe... Ummm... Maybe all this tracking thing is not that bad...?

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Blackberry be like... 😕