You use English because it’s the only language you know
I use English because it’s the only language YOU know
We are not the same

If I hear ONE MORE time "ChatGPT is like Google but better/smarter" I WILL choke a motherfucker to DEATH

Priorities.

My code be like

🥴😭🧐

cat t t

Seven more years until I retire.

Dear life,
When are you planning to get better?

Regards
Almost dead guy

I've bought a new laptop. It comes with windows 11. Looks like I'm installing Linux.

And so it happened.
My company installed app-operated locks in the office.
Today the internet went down during the night and nobody could get in to even get their laptops to work from home :))))
Brilliant move and there's certainly not been anybody who could have predicted that.

If you ever decide to become a manager, I hope every time you sit down, your chair makes a farting sound, but just once, so you can’t repeat it to demonstrate that it was in fact your chair and not yourself.

save him ...

I’m now preparing to switch jobs.
I hate interviews so much. Time to grind puzzles that I’ll never use in my real work.

its time to fun

Or, why there are no web developer billionaires

This isn't serious. I struggled with the order. The main point was that the smart ones left the industry. I thought about making JS Devs be lowest tier. Please contribute your own version if you can think of a better ordering.

Violence is always the answer.

Today it finally happend! I deleted Prod!
Accidentally connected to the wrong db to wipe it.

I never realized USB Type C was built to be reversible. I always assumed that I got it right every time in the first try.

What's happened to me

I will never not laugh at this

excel be like

WHY DONT I GET FUCKING FIRED. I BEG TO GET FIRED. PLEASE FUCKING FIRE ME U DIPSHITS IM NOT EVEN DOING A GOOD JOB HERE AND IM NOT LEARNING ANYTHING USEFUL. HOW CAN A FUCKING DEVOPS JOB BE TO 24/7 CONSTANTLY RUN LINUX COMMANDS AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE HELLO????

Im exhausted from life honestly. I dont think any vacation will help at this point. If i take vacation it will seem like its never enough. I need more than a vacation. I need a break from... life itself

https://thehackernews.com/2024/02/...

44 years after Unix, Windows gets sudo. I'm proud of the little guy. He's starting to grow up!

Saw this and thought some of you might find it funny.
That's it, see ya'.

Happy Valentine's Day

why do i feel like sOfTwArE cErTifiCaTiOnS are the biggest scam in the world

literally zero prediction of the quality of work you will produce, cuz you could float through them anyway

i guess even more 🤡 is companies that request certain "certifications"

correct me if i'm wrong; are there certifications of the equivalent rigor like the fundamentals of engineering (fe) exam? in this sense, our industry is far behind... though to be fair 90% of software is non life / operational critical like building a freaking bridge is

Buttons that say "Yes, please" should be "Yes".
"No, thanks" should be "No".
"Not now" should be "Never".
I am using software, not talking to people, there's no need to be nice.

https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

Not a deadline but I once worked for a company that regularly asked for “accurate estimates” which I found hilariously oxymoronic