So true 😂

Probably every webdev knows that feeling...

When beginner devs contribute to open source

Who wants a CSS rug? ;)

Me right now 😴

"fullstack" doesn't mean "3 IT guys for the price of 1"

Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

Only pure evil can design a PC case that has reset button same size and shape like USB port and place it next to USB ports.

We're having an ongoing credential stuffing attack right now. Hackers hit us hard over the weekend and the web team sent out an email congratulating themselves that they stopped the threat.

I decided to look to see how they "fixed" the issue.

They modified their code to stop logging the errors to prevent Splunk from sending the automated emails to management (how we have been able to spot/monitor the attack).

They literally just put their heads in the sand, stapled a sign to their ass that reads "Meteor? We see no meteor approaching. Everything is fine."

1969 vs 2017

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Person: Check out this “savage” file!

Me: Huh?

Person: *Shows SVG file*

🙄

Who is capable of?

(In science class)

Teacher: What are clouds made of?

Me: Servers, preferably Linux.

Teacher: ?

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

So everyone is showing their setup, I thought why not share mine.

Mac gaming

It was between me and another guy.

I fucking won!

I GOT THE FUCKING JOB!!

I'll be a junior Linux Support Engineer in a week or so!

OMG OMG YAYAYAYAYAY

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Fuck this fucking day
I fucking hate working with IT,

Really hate when a programmer has to look at the keyboard to code...

Just noticed this while talking to someone not familiar with js and node development.

When your boss wants it done now but you're on vacation

Typing 'ls' in the CLI, then realising you're using CMD. *Sigh*

I'd be really happy :)

Code I wrote: 15kb
NPM Modules: 198Mb

Finding a girlfriend

It's friday, don't forget to push your code before you go home 😊

I miss my old ZenBook with Linux 😔

I mean, the MacBook is great, but it feels like I left my old simple gf who loved me for a Hollywood sexy bitch who doesn't give a fuck