- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

Today I learnt from a more experienced Dev that using git as versioning system makes the code open source.

NodeMeme

In 2025, JS-frameworks will outnumber humans.

Why Apple developer are up at night?

Optimising code

      

"Did you enjoy using our product?"

- I did until you showed this pop-up

6 char

My avatar has some catching up to do

Ugh... meetings

Interview

HR: So .. tell us .. where do you see our AI acting in 5 years?

ME: Doing your job minus the stupid questions.

*silence*

Boss breaks out in laughter.
"Oh boy you're hired"

Using Nano even though i know how to work Vim.

Not using git...

Using Windows as my Development Environment.

Starting to learn new things when I'm on a tight deadline.

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Debugging explained

Asynchronous No. Hmmm.

Me: hey look, the time is gone!
Collegue:........?
Me:...... you don't see it? 😅😆
Collegue: no......?
Me: 4:04 🤣
Collegue: *gives death stare*
Me: 😞☹️

The best part of having lazy collaborators is that you never encounter merge conflicts.

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

Never leave your login on a postit

"Work for me", client said, "I won't pay you but you will get some reputations for working with us" he added.

"Sorry, my body can't digest reputation", I replied.

Hey, have you ever wanted to punch a developer 8611 times before?

I guess she was fluent in C#

How to become Android Developer with zero Programming knowledge?

1. Goto "About" option in your Android mobile.

2. Click "Build Number" continuously 5 times.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

Congratulations
"You are a Developer"
now :p

Was helping somebody with a little C++ issue (disclaimer: I know jackshit about C++).
After a while off reading his code and opening a file called "pi.cpp", I noticed something odd...

This guy literally thought is was a good idea to put 81663 fucking decimals of pi in a #define statement :^)

On the screenshot, that weird "noise" on the right is actually a scrollbar of the code itself...

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

Yes! Haven't even graduated yet, and just got hired as Junior Developer - score!