I mean, they're not wrong...

Sad times :(

Yesterday my my mother had problems with Office365 and called a servicedesk. They said her computer was slow and that an SD could improve the speed. My mother said that there already was an SSD in there to which he replied yes but that is for RAM, to make opening things faster you need an SD like in your phone...

Where is the world going?

In programming world most company doesn't care about degrees anyway.

This guy

Today I downloaded SpyKids (2002) movie to refreshen childhood memories.
Saw that scientists were using welding machine and chemicals to make artificial intelligence.

I am not expert but what kind of UX writing is this.
Do they think this is cool ?

Nobody in IT ever smiles this much

Me: Sometimes I talk to myself while debugging.
Me: OMG 😱, me too..
Me: Lets try pair programming next time.

When you don't know Machine Learning, but try to fit in...

Well, that's 2018 in a nutshell I guess

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

lol.... thats a boner

Taken from Reddit 😂😂😂😂

did u ?

Really tempted to leave "fuck you mate" as an issue on a repo

So some client has their own server with their website that we made and maintain.

Recently they've revoked writing permissions for our user for whatever reason but expect us to change stuff.

This has been the case for a few weeks now and they still haven't given us writing permission back, but insist of us making the changes.

Getting married to a female dev sounds cool, until she starts setting up a trello board for house tasks.🙅

It hurt my feelings :(

My boss is like: Can we use blockchain to fry an egg?

Let's use blockchain in everything, investors like that.

Who needs css when you have <table>?

Terrifying really

Interviewer: Can you start next Monday?
Me: it's 19

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

JavaScript is to Java what fun is to a funeral.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

I have decided to learn how to fix the printer. Because it seems like it is the number one skill in demand..

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

Oops!

just found this shirt online - shut up and take my money