this is deep

When developers write to santa

Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts HUEHUEHUE

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

This is what happens when I'm asked to document something.

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Happy TGIF guys

64 bit windows

Always include special characters

A programmer is a magical creature that turns honey into code.

Don't judge me, I'm a teddy bear 🍯 🐻

Watched this movie called Unthinkable where the guy who is supposed to defuse the bomb is typing gibberish into Excel 😂😂😂

When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

To my full confident co worker, fuck you dumbass.

Lets all help them share their startup

My dumb CEO just hired an even dumber CTO. The new CTO asked me the following questions...

1. What is GitHub?

2. What is JSON?

3. What’s an array?

4. What is Get and what is Post?

5. When an iPhone is offline, can it call an API on our server to tell us it’s offline?

6. I know you’ve spent 11 month the writing this backend in PHP but can you change it to Java now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because it’s better.
Me: How?
Dumb CTO: because it is.

7. I know you’ve started to rewrite this codebase I Java but can you convert it to Node.JS now?
Me: Why?
Dumb CTO: Because Facebook uses it.

8. What is MySQL? Why aren’t you using a database instead?

9. What does NULL mean?

Somehow, I doubt that asshole is remotely qualified for the job.

Fakin shyt for brains.

I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

When you find a bug in your code...😭

Playing 'Skip-Bo' with my daughter.
She: "Why isn't there a zero in this game? You know...0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...."

MY daughter ❤️.

We are in 2017! :)

Guide to Software Design...

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

I found a pointer at the shopping center

Product: Requires Windows 7 oder better.

So i Installed Linux.

Git blame strikes again

You think developing websites cross browsers is hard

Try developing emails.

tables, inline css, Outlook developers on drugs, Gmail developers trying to get high, and abandon most of the things you know about modern web standards

Someone at work trying to impress me: I recently got a really nice PC! It runs Microsoft 10 and has an i5 graphics card and a high performance case!

Me:

IT guys

Listening to a conversation about politics near my desk and had a Freudian slip in my code...

Happens all the time 😤 😤 😤