Found myself a gf who also does the code stuff. We are each other's debug buddies.

😎💯🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Earlier today, after helping a team mate with an issue, she ask:
"How come you already know the issue even though that's not your code?"

Dear EA games.
If you want to tell me my password needs to be “more” secure in your error message, at least tell the fucking truth about it.

- 100 random character password entered on mobile
- response: password needs to be more secure
- WTf!
- loads on pc
- notices password rules
- must be between 8 and 16 characters...
- I think that’s a Wii little Less secure you ass hats, and WHY can’t you show this fucking notice on mobile 😖

😂😂😂

got my first salary!!!

Fiction vs Reality

return soup(i-1)+soup(i-2);

It's been a while. I present you with devRant hockey

Me when viewing a line of PHP where the previous developer add "sleep(5)" to an Ajax endpoint with the comment "Sleep for 5 seconds so the ajax loading icon is visible to users".

FML.

Working with a team of interns, pointed out a bunch of unit tests are failing, they said they would take care of it.

10 mins later they opened a pull request to delete the tests that were failing.

fml, fml, fml, fml ... and ... oh yeah fml

1. I wish you can help me find my Dev Jasmine
2. I wish she comes with Dev Abu/Iago
3. I wish you can be my friend Dev Genie

1.) Make Linux slightly more popular on the desktops.

2.) Windows 11 is actually a Linux distro.

3.) Let JavaScript burn in hell

Solution to all of our Git problems

JavaScript can do anything...✌️

When will people learn that?
Java!=JavaScript

Who thought teaching jQuery BEFORE JavaScript was a good idea?

JavaScript guys!! 🤣😅😅

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

Reddit is dead for me

I'm suddenly feeling intense pain in my left arm.

Waiting on page break....

A College Friend of mine has offered last year a free C++ course for everyone who is interested, this year he is doing the same in Rust. This guy can explain and gives a big part of his freetime for this.
He is just amazing.

Thanks to everyone who shares his/her knowledge!

Some people are even too stupid to copy and paste...
Obviously a case of those who don't.

I'm torn between waking up early so I can have time for myself to study/code to get a better job, and getting enough sleep. I end up getting neither.

Do U like to have a Pi?

Dear Luis,

If you are an anonymous hacker, please do not include your name in the mail.

Sincerely,
cursemeslowly a.k.a the person who has visited a porn site and supposedly being hacked by an Anonymous Hacker named Luis

Frontend vs Backend

Applied for a job at Google today for one of their new data centers. Fingers crossed 🤞

Much like Pluto is a planet...