Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"

Me: "I'd say my greatest strength are my listening skills"

z-index : 999999;

!dev

It was late night after work I went into Macdonald's take-away:

Me: Can I have a Maharaja Mac Medium Meal with extra regular fries?

Guy: Yes sir, that will XX.XX amt.

Me: Gives him my card.

Guys: So what's the pin?

Me: What??

Guys: The Pin sir.

Me: Are you ok? Who the hell shares a pin with you?

Guy: Sir, we don't have a wireless swipe machine.

Me: So why is it a take-away if I have to come inside and drop my pin anyways?

*Guy looks awkwardly at other employees. :/

I had to finally get out of the vehicle and I took another 15 mins seperately explaining him why cards have a security pin and that the word security isn't a joke before the pin. With this, I might have also slipped in some GDPR cookie policy along with it. and why Microsoft bought GitHub. Good Lad. He will learn.

If you are sending me data to use, DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME AN IMAGE FROM EXCEL.

Where is that f*cking command!!!

This might happen very soon.

Theyre getting desperate...

We're excited to announce the first devRant-sponsored hackathon! It features everything we could have dreamed of in a hackathon: huge prizes ($10k to first place and others), an awesome beer-themed dev competition from lead sponsor Anheuser-Busch, lots of free beer, and an awesome setting at Alley in Chelsea NYC (devRant's hometown, we'll be there!)

It's taking place right here in NYC from March 25-26 and @trogus and I will be there and we really hope we can hang out with members of the devRant community who are participating. devRant is an official partner of the hackathon and we're very excited about the competition itself. There are two challenges teams can pick from: "Internet of Things" (Raspberry Pi’s, Arduinos, etc.) and "Data Insights" - both with the goal of finding creative solutions/innovations to help people drink more beer!

Tim and I look forward to hopefully seeing many of you there. Full details and registration here: https://hacktheworld.beer/NYCHackat...

Please let us know if you have any questions and let's hack some beer!

P.S. the hackathon is 21 years and older only because of the beer theme

Feels 👼

When you need to be sure

God watches you or not, NSA surely does.

Wonder if any NSA guy uses devrant though?

Everytime I need to edit a document

Long story short, one of our interns got this present from me hehe. He loved it.

Css commenting

What IDIOT designed this up? And I see that’s common in most laptops these days!

Boss: we need high precision volume control
Me: say no more...

Geeky way to reach out to the girl/guy you have a crush on.

> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

i need this rn

I've made a thing and I'm proud of it.:D