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Eminem

So this is where my bus is heading...

If doctors were treated like web developers!

Hahahhahaha, it is...

When I started using the console...

Someone is testing on production...

Found this on Twitter 😂😂
Kudos to @Zixxel

My girlfriend is learning python and she figured out how to change her environment to dark mode. I'm so proud of her.

FUCK PEOPLE WHO INDENT LIKE THIS YOU MAKE ME SICK

Nike's robots.txt says "just crawl it"

My everyday needs

Credit: LoadingArtist.com

So true!

Aww... I think I just had an orgasm

Well, that’s one way to stop someone from harassing you online. But damn....

Electronic Computer
Same Location

Code everything!

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

Boss: Hey build me a server.
Me: OK. How much storage.
Boss: IDK.
Me: How many processors?
Boss: IDK.
Me: How much RAM?
Boss: IDK.
Me: 1U or 2U or bigger?
Boss: IDK
Me: What’s it for.
Boss: [Program]
Me: How many concurrent connections?
Boss: IDK.
Me: Budget?
Boss: IDK.
Me: *eye twitch* oooooookkkkkk

What I want on my gravestone: a single semicolon.

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