When you fucked up, but everything is working.

Credits to my son.

My internet got cut for one night. I had supper with the family. They are actually nice people.

Leaning Tower of Pisa being a wonder of the world is basically "It's not a bug, it's a feature" example.

Confession: I am not a dev, I actually work on an IT helpdesk telling people how to turn on their PC's everyday.
It's soul destroying!!

My boyfriend is an Apple dev though, and I only joined DevRant to see if it would help me understand what he talks about 24/7...
I have very basic coding knowledge but still find this all so fascinating!
You guys are so smart, and can literally create anything in the blink of an eye.
Why are you guys generally so very under appreciated??
You also have a fantastic sense of humour! Haven't laughed at so many nerd-jokes in years!

Loving DevRant so far!
Keep up the great work! :)

University highlight

Professor: I uploaded 25 C exercises with a 3 week deadline at eclass.

*4 hours later* Me: I completed the exercises.

Professor: ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

Me: Let me show you

???

Professor : Feel free to skip class for the rest of the month

Well played!

Me: So i will share docker image with you
Colleague: It's a png or jpeg?
😑

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

Maybe the code behind the "Windows is checking for solution"

Simple way of storing keys.

Haha , this is so me

A sys admin in his natural environment.

Next thing you know, you're getting an email from your oven about it's updated privacy policy.

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

This is way too true.

Came across this and wanted to share it with everyone here! Haha

Release time :)

This is gonna be close...

Me: "can we go to the cinema this weekend?"
gf: "uhm, maybe if blablabla..."
Me: "boolean!"
gf: "true"
...

Nothing ruins your Friday night more than realising it's only Thursday.

Dammit.

Client tests the app and provides feedback ... This sucks! Full of bugs, hard to navigate, nothing works!

1 week later after version 2 client provides new feedback: This rocks! Love it. Easy to use and rock solid!

Changes made: background set to light blue.