Made my day 😂😂

Sums up my journey from intern to Jr. Developer

They're giving multiple projects to work on and it's so fucking hard to remember workflow of 4-5 projects while working on side projects as well

Can relate

Why I'm like this

I stole this PC so nevermind... 😑

In programming world most company doesn't care about degrees anyway.

based on true story
> delivered project on time
> giving good performance
> boss noticed
> gives appreciation
> raise in salary
> profit

Should've gone with AC

Query for the clients and some people

So today I was with my I guess 9-10yo cousin. He was playing clash of clans.
I told him, “you can also make this type of games”.
After this he was stared at me for like 25-30sec his face expression was awesome. Then said “seriously? I thought games are developed on a certain place where all the games are made.”
I said “no anyone can create games if you know how to code and all.”

After that multiple questions was on the way and I answered all for him.

But he totally amazed with this knowledge. And I felt good to.

Piracy and Theft.

True AF

It's so fuckin hard to work with people who don't get sarcasm or humour.

The UI guy gives me design (which is a regular design, not something unique)

Me: “wow fresh and unique design (obviously sarcasm).”
Designer: “thanks, I worked on this whole day. Glad you like it.”
Me: “huh...”

Now I feel like a terrible person.

today while I was at work, gets a call from an unknown number

Some lady: "hello, is this Mr XYZ."
Me: "yes".
she:" are you looking for a job? are you working somewhere?"
Me: "I'm currently wor... *she ends the call*."

what the fuck that was, fuck you. at least let me finish the sentence god dammit

Client wants a feature which was removed 2 months ago on his request.
Fuck you.

the amazon mail I received this morning

What was the biggest lies you heard about programming or programmers life.

Mine was: “programming is easy and high paying job.”
No it is not.

I always thought Android studio is worst until I used XCode

Accurate

Arch Linux is officially dead due to fanboys who always says “I use Arch Linux” everytime when they open mouth. It is considered as mental illness so they have to shut down.

Example done right

Cringed when I saw camelCase, snake_case, PascalCase and CONSTS (for non consts) in 10 consecutive lines of code! 😖😖😖

I suppose if you don't know which coding style to pick... Just try them all!!!!! 😱

What's the meaning/story/idea behind your username?

PS.- don't bother if your actual name is your username

Started my laptop this morning and seeing this, what a great way to start day. FML

Everyone is posting about their amazing setups and I'm looking at my low-end laptop like

The dinosaur I'm afraid of.
No fucking internet

Vacation of 15 days twice in month.

*enters in restaurant*
After 15sec new notification
*Write your review for this place, to help others*
At least let me see the godamn Menu first.
Fuck you google

There's a protest going on in my city so all the public transportation is affected, almost everything is closed.

My asshole boss decided to open office anyway, I've waited for 15min but not a single fuckin transport.

Now I've to walk for almost 4KM (2.48 miles) to reach the office.
Fuck this.

Just drop random but a good wallpaper. Just for collection

AI in nutshell

On my first week in the internship, I have to create a small website and it has to be finished ASAP. So I used Bootstrap.

After finishing I tested the website in chrome debugger tools for every screen size (design responsiveness), it was working fine. My stupidity was that I haven't tested on actual mobile/tablet.

The site was live, I send the link to one of my friends and he said "why everything is so small? looks like I'm browsing on PC". I quickly grab my phone and visited the site and it was not responsive on mobile. Started to check the code again, tested again on chrome tools it was working. But not on mobile. Changed the bootstrap file but no fucking changes on mobile.

After few moments of thinking, I realized that I haven't included the "meta viewport" tag. I felt so stupid and it was kind of embarrassing for me.

Now I first include meta tags before working on new project.

I'm in a abusive relationship with my job.

How I feel after a shitty day. Maybe all the time

So a Developer not using a React-native component library because it is backed by Microsoft
This is next level shit

PS:- the library is actually pretty decent

So met a guy today in college and it was his first day in class. He told me that he is working as software engineer and having 4 years of experience and primarily works with Java lang.
We do programs in Java for practicals and I'm not good with Java (I fuckin hate). I thought maybe I can ask for help from this guy if I'm stuck. And so the practicals started.
And guess what the guy did not know how to compile Java program on 'cmd' and was seeking help from other guy. I'm like what the actual fuck. How the fuck he has 4 years of experience and can't compile a program. Can't even able to set path. Total idiot. Fuck this shit.

2 interviews in next two days, better be start preparing.

I don't understand people who write "Fu*k" instead of "Fuck", dude everyone know what's that means anyway and you definitely not going to become a Honorable man or you will go to heaven by doing this. Seriously.

!dev

finally, after a week of helping my friend to learn the basics of front-end web development, he got the internship at one of my friend's office ( he set up the interview on my request).

It does feel good.

!dev
can you guys suggest me good TV/Anime series with few seasons or episodes so I can use my Sunday. Not in a mood for work.

Taken a day off due to sickness, boss calls and said “can you fix an error on xyz website? it's urgent.”
I said No, I'm in hospital I can't. Even though I was at home.
He said “please look once whenever you'll reach home.”
Me: “sure.”
Idiot got no chill.
GFY

this happened two months before,
there's a UI designer guy at my office when I was about to leave the office he gave me a web page UI which has to be done by the next day.

Next day I started working on that page when I was halfway done he came to my desk and said: "there're some changes in design, the client doesn't like this part and this."

I'm like, why the fuck you didn't take client confirmation on the first place that's a fucking basic and first thing need to do. Just like the client you are a fuckin idiot. And now we don't hang out anymore.

I'm in a dental hospital now, after treatment (not mine) the doctor says “eat Ice-Cream after 10min and take medicine after that.”
I'm like this is the most beautiful words I've heard from a doctor.

Recently one of my friends got an internship in front-end web, today he messaged me "dude, where I can find a responsive template for xyz category." I gave the link to that.

I told, "why you guys not using bootstrap to make responsive, to begin with".

He said, "my mentor said no to that."

I'm like, you guys download a fucking template but can't use bootstrap. wow.

npm install --save social-life money

resigned from my current job, feeling good. fuck that shitty company.

AndroidOS.
Why: well it's built on Linux kernel so first good thing.
Due to open source everyone can get cheap (under $50) smartphones running on Android with millions of app to access. We can create custom ROMs.
Your one app can target billions of people around the world and so much more...

PS: half of the Play Store apps are shit.

Yay!!! New laptop is finally here. Doing some setup for work.
Fuck my internet btw

Nothing ruins my day like having to touch up python scripts. I'm predominantly a Java dev and never learned Python properly so every time I do it its THE WORST

Finally ended, the stupid meeting which was going from last 4 hours for a web app. In the end I got to know that I'm not part of it.
Wow, what a wonderful way to waste my time.

How about 'Pin Rant' option on profile?

So we got a new Front-End intern today.

My senior was demonstrating to her how to minify and beautify JavaScript codes.

And I'm like WTF dude she has worked with Front-End technologies and she knows that.
And who the fuck beautifies and again minify jQuery script. Totally idiot.

One of the things that I like the most regarding Clojure(and most Lisps to be honest) is how "not for beginners" the ecosystem feels.
Don't get me wrong, setting up a project in lein with dependencies(both internal and external) is a cakewalk, installing lein or boot is a cakewalk. Setting environment consts and middleware etc etc is a cakewalk.
Its just that there are no blogs about convoluted and amateurish ways of doing things. Most presentations and articles are written by really experienced and talented individuals.

I dunno, its just a nice shift in community. Its nice to see people not fucking up Object Oriented programming in java or any of the other oop languages. Its nice not seeing people giving horrible advice regarding memory management in C or c++ and it is sure as shit nice to not see spaghetti php und js code.

And my productivity levels are off the charts man. Really liking this shit and I get to stay inside my JVM

Doing react-native and find out I can't develop iOS apps on windows pc.
Fuck you Apple and your XCode

I love how people who demotivate and disrespect me or any one gets fucked eventually :)

Hello fellow ranters, what the fuck is going on with your lives?

It's so fuckin hard to find a username if your name is very common.
It irritates me everytime.

It's so fucking hard to explain my job to people who don't have slightly idea about it
Person : what you do?
Me : Web development
P : what's that?

M : you know websites on internet for users or clients for products/information bla bla bla

P : like amazon, facebook, xyz ?
M : Yeah you get it
P : so you develop facebook?
M : huhh.... No not that I'm not working for FB that's a different company we create websites according to clients.
(Inner me: why don't you fuck off already)
P : huh... Okay ( no fucks given )

The best thing about working in Android development is my phone stays always charged

Do you test your codes while coding or after completion?

I test while coding.
PS:- I'm web developer.

Chrome or Firefox for debugging?
*IE & Edge users keep scrolling

Ted talks or music with tea (mostly office).
Food, music, hangout with friends/family, Animes, movies, TV series lot of options. 😀

After 4 hours doing something didn't commit the code cause I don't have a fuckin clue what I did
guess I need good sleep.

Doing Android Studio setup to work with React-Native. Such a wasteful day so far.

!dev !rant

Having a relationship with co-worker is good or not?
Just asking for a friend

How much time do you spend on daily commute from home to office or vice versa?

Never hated or loved Microsoft.
After joining devRant, within 4 days I hate Microsoft more than ever. Thanks Guys.

Last night I was awake until 5am watching tv series now feeling sleepy all day. Well it's Sunday so fuck why not.

Do you know what you call someone with a bright background PC in an IT company?

Human resources.

To develop something that I'm proud of for my entire life, I don't care about others opinion

Tomorrow is my internal exams in college and all I can think about working on my side project, kind of amusing

Can you guys give me Name suggestion for a website?
Under the name we will create mobile apps and websites. It will free to use for anyone.

Preferred .com domain

Thanks in advance :)

When you don't drink so you don't have drunk story to tell about.
Maybe someday.

New Job from Tomorrow.
Fuck Yeah!!!

This type of ad messages makes me laugh now

Do you guys have resume samples or references, suggestions? Need for new job application

have you ever created Hybrid app? which framework did you use?
OR
which framework is good to create hybrid app and easy to adapt?

Weekend starting from tomorrow for me, almost no work for next 5 days.

Android Oreo update fucked up the emojis, they look like cancer emoji

Fuck go back

Saved almost 50min traveling time due to public holiday so less traffic while working on public holiday. It's a loss-loss situation anyway.
Well fuck.

It's been one month since I joined devRant, the community is awesome and it is good to be here.

It was the second-best suggestion given by Google in recent times.

True story:
While doing a CR stumbeled upon the following line, with no documentation attached:
CONST = "{0}{1}{3}//{4}{5}{6}//{7}.{8}"

The best thing about September is 5x Saturdays and Sundays. That's it

Finally able to solve the problem I was facing last week. So far Monday is going well.

Javascript really needs a way to define consts for a block 1 level up.

So instead of

const el = wide ? els.wide : els.tall

You can do

if (wide) const el = els.wide
if (!els) const el = els.tall

// etc..

Just makes chaining and backup values way easier than inline conditionals 🤔

working from client's office from last 3 months.
The project manager whom I'm working with asking me to Join full-time there.
The company is way bigger than my current employer, package definitely will be 2x or more than my current package and I'm not sure.

McFucky is pile of shit.