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Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?21
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This is the coding rig for everyone that claims himself THE REAL PROGRAMMER (and everyone else except him is just an idiot, a noob or a kiddo).
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"Never undervalue yourself or let anyone else undervalue you."
"Learn to say no."
Same person during my first contract, where I was working insane hours for very little pay. -
This is what I have to deal with right now... 🙂🔫
Why?
Why would you not comment or name your variables so someone else can understand wtf is going on here?
Why!?
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Anybody else here has a coworker who insists on having comments everywhere and writes code like this?
// Get foo
foo = getFoo();
// Check if foo is greater than bar
if (foo > bar)
Or is it just me?22 -
SQL is the only database you’ll ever use. Don’t bother to learn anything else. If you ever need to store anything, use an SQL database. No .txt or that shit.9
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When writing a JavaScript guide, please don't use emojis as keys in objects. Or anywhere else in code. Zoomers will think it's common practice.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely,
everyone26 -
Does anyone else have periods where they just can't seem to get shit done? I'll have a few months of solid productivity, followed by a span of anywhere from a few days to a few weeks where I'm just completely useless, can't get motivated to write much code, or can't seem to be productive when I actually am motivated. Weird, right? Anyone else have similar issues?11
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Easy:
Everyone (or basically everyone) else is an NPC and is therefore irrelevant. Their opinions do not matter.16 -
So my team lead told me in a code review that you shouldn't use 'else if' in code.
Instead you should best them like:
if
else
if
else
if
else
Apparently that would improve readability...
Am I crazy, or what?18 -
I had to edit it or else it would look boring af.
Just a cheap laptop
Btw: I made the photo and edit one week before knowing devRants wk119 will be devDeks xD
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"I pronounce GIF like 'if'"
"LISTEN HERE, YOU BETTER START PRONOUNCING IT 'JIF' OR ELSE!!!"
"What gif I don't want to?"7 -
Ran update query on 1m+ record without where clause. Thank god I missed the commit command or else today would have been my last day.13
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The best way to learn something is to teach someone...
If you learn a framework or a language or a tool u make sure u teach it to someone it helps u understand it better and someone else is also smarter6 -
This is how I feel while coding a system whitout tdd or any kind of tests, and it's the company's major system... Anyone else?
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Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.3
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Is it only me or does anyone else think that they are a bad developer? Everytime im on devrant i think that i dont know shit.. :(7
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If (index == 3) {
return true;
}
else {
return true;
}
Apparently the number 3 is magical or aomething.7 -
10 years in dev and can't seem to keep up with all these languages. I learn one forget the other. Mix up syntax. Features removed or added.
Still use cheat sheets which I update as the languages change.
Just me or everyone else?9 -
Does anyone else really dislike "foo", "bar" and "baz"? Because fuck me I do. My brain can't process that stuff, I need some actual real world context.
or, maybe i'm just dumb.8 -
Did anyone else find Javascript fun and easy to learn?
Or am I doing something wrong?
Just curious.11 -
I don't know what it is but, isnit just me or does anyone else just find writing JavaScript really fun?
No... Just me? Ok cool14 -
about:DevRant
Every time I write a comment or a rant, I edit it a bazillion times. I try to fix up spelling, grammar and wording.
Who else edits their rants and comments too much?7 -
Just saw the kickstarter campain of GDP Pocket
https://indiegogo.com/projects/...
anyone else thinks this looks totally awesome?
22 -
Tell me the classics you never get tired of. I'll start.
User message / report: "there is an error". With absolutely nothing else written or attached.17 -
I have a feeling that a senior dev left a bug on purpose to see if I would catch. Anyone else have that feeling or am I just paranoid?6
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Anyone else experienced that the not responding apps come back to life when you're about to open Task Manager or you've opened it already? I suspect they get scared of their god.1
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All these people hearing music in the train or somewhere else... It's fucking annoying! Even with headphones! You can hear through!
We don't want to hear your shitty music. Fuck off!6 -
You know what?
Last night I was dreaming and all that I’ve seen was fucking preloader.
Seriously. I couldn’t wake up. I tried thinking about something else but couldn’t focus on anything else than fucking preloader spinning around. Just couldn’t get it out of my head.
That was terrible. Am I even human? Or was my dreams server blocked? Damn, I’m gonna sleep with VPN tonight.1 -
I put this picture as my whatsapp profile picture to stop the countless amount of how do I fix this device questions.
Who else here gets irritated when family and friends asks you to fix their computer or printer or ask you what device they should buy
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Watching the Social Dilemma. Interesting quote.
Anyone else seen it? or addicted to social media?
I'm wondering maybe because we're all tech... we sort of develop a natural immunity? or is it just me that has all social media apps' notifs turned off?
And rarely use social media... except devRant.
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- finish compiler
- get into gamedev
- learn Android dev
- finish framework (or at least make reasonable progress)
- create scripting language
We'll see what else comes to my mind during the year5 -
Anybody else have a wall like this in their workspace or is it just me? I've got bad memory for config strings haha!
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Ordinary people brag about something they did in sports or somethin else boring they
did in their living.
Tech geeks brag about finally succeeding in installing Arch Linux.
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My father doesn't know what I do.
He thinks that I'm just playing when I create a website or something else.
And that I need of a degree to be a developer6 -
!rant
Anybody else use coffee to postpone eating because you're too busy or on a role of bug free coding?8 -
Idk if I'm happier about the usability of the app or the image notifications with the not-yet-crashed background activity or the super cute anime wallpapers but the thing works and looks pretty xD what else could you want from a minor side project :')
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Does any one else make all their screens super red and very dim or is that just me? My co workers think I'm crazy.
I'm afraid of blue light, immediate headache.6 -
Just created my first discord server after seeing so many people from here mention it. The questions I have are, why? What makes it better than say slack or something else? Is it prone to spam or bots? How is it for gaming?8
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Anyone else think favoriting a rant should give the author some extra ++ or a counter in their profile?2
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They asked to me build corporate website with Registration, Social login, API integration, Maps, Distance calculator, Weather, Currency convertor, etc. Using WordPress.
I don't know whether I am f@#*ed or doomed or something else.2 -
Worst mistake ever...
Using PHP to write a server-side utility instead of Python. (Or anything else really, even BASIC...) -
I am now receiving fertility information about a random person in the US because they thought it would be an excellent idea to use some random mail address (my mail address) to register for a fertility site instead of their own.
For anyone interested they will be highly fertile in about 12 days. Lets see if they succeed and unregister from the service then.
For the love of God please verify mail addresses of user before registration! Please!
Related rant: https://devrant.com/rants/9686149/...9 -
Anybody else just stare at the monitor for a good 10 minutes while programming contemplating their existence or is it just me?2
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Is it just me or does it also bother anyone else when manufacturers pull shit like this (using Apple as example but I've also seen it from Google/Samsung).
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sorry, had to xD
this dude's reaction is totally me... dafaq?! they all pink?!
Also fuchsia/fusciha/fusiwhatevaa is here.. everything else is shade of pink or range from #fc64ea to #fcSTHELSE O.o
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/*
!rant
I'm bored so let's take a vote!
Should I write an operating system, or should I write a game engine?
Or something else?
*/16 -
Does anyone else think discrete math is super satisfying? I love it so much more than algebra or Calc10
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Does anyone else compact their code to make it look as complicated as possible just to be a jackass or make yourself look smart?5
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does anyone else listen to the Pink Panther theme and other jazz while programming or am I an OutOfBoundsException6
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Is it just me or does anyone else get more worn out from the meeting a than the actual technical shit... being introverted and having to do so many meetings a day is exhausting5
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I can get a lot more done working in Starbucks, than from my own desk at work or home. Wonder if anyone else is the same way5
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Going old school, but...
Does anyone else want to literally reach over and strangle people who move your desk items, including swinging your monitor around, using your pen and paper, moving your fan or bottles, or other things?3 -
Anybody else felt a pressing why crisis leading to procrastination, a sense of impending doom, and and constant failures or feelings of failure.7
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Italy:
"Here's your collective contract, you get paid like everyone else in this job regardless of your experience or proven skills"
Can't blame anyone for getting out of that hellhole -
First world problems - approaching 50k rep on Stackoverflow (well, currently on 46k.) Would quite like to get to 50k. But my days of enjoying procrastinating on there are long gone.
Sadly, so are most of the good questions it seems.
Anyone else still answer random questions on there for fun? Or has everyone else pretty much given up with it too?9 -
Vodafone India is so shit omfg
Run npm install, ERROR json parse error due to ssl exception
Run pip install, again ssl exception
Run gradle build, again ssl exception!!!
Now everytime i gotta make a new project or install a dependency in anything, i have to pray to the blood god that cache contains a valid/uncorrupted package dependency or else ill have to nuke cache and borrow internet from someone else.
Once i port it to some other operator, i am gonna incinerate this mf sim.12 -
If the client wants too increase the scope or change requirements, that's fine but put the difficult decision in their hands.
Do you want to delay delivery or drop something else. -
The more you learn languages like Javascript and Python, the more you realise that while every syntax differs, they're all essentially themes of the same if, else or and, type statements... This leads me to believe that with enough practice, it's possible to shortcut or pick up a new language progressively faster. Or am I just a melon?7
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Entered a demake game jam and can't decide whether to demake DOOM (2016) or Skyrim...
Hmmm, choices and choices, anyone else have suggestions?10 -
Is this happening only on my device or someone else too?
(For non OCD People - See the week banner in the image)
If it is with everyone with similar device config... We can raise an issue
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Does anyone else have really bad focus issues? when I'm supposed to be studying I'll be able to focus for about 10 minutes maximum before I end up on my phone or Getting distracted on YouTube6
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Trying to make everything a one-liner. In the process overusing ternary operators, comma operators, short circuiting and/or operators.
Until someone else needs to review or understand what I created, and I'm forced to change... 😥1 -
Be honest.....have you ever given a completely bullshit technical explanation to a customer or your boss to cover the fact you or somebody else has screwed up?3
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Anyone else annoyed by their scumbag brain that is hard to please but gets content easily?
Or is it just me?2 -
Is anyone else dealing with AD(H)D in university or while working as an software engineer. I’ve been diagnosed 3 years ago and I’m still trying to find a way to keep my focus. I start a new project every week without finishing it. Medication helps but not for 100%
Does anyone else experience the same or do you have any tips?8 -
Does anyone else ever look up their professors to see what they've done? Like if they've contributed to any open source projects or written anything like articles or scholarly essays.4
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Anyone else feel guilty at work when you're between projects or waiting for a request to be completed?
I usually teach myself something new in that time, but I feel guilty.5 -
Anyone else get neck pains due to sitting at a computer all the time? Not sure whether it is that, or if I have not been sleeping properly 😟14
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Working on something else. If I lose motivation in schooling or work, I go play with one of my cars or mess with an old small engine. When I realize I need money to restore the 48 year old car, I go back to playing with servers.
If I don't want to do anything I just read a book and/or listen to some music. Usually some metal, or rock, or bluegrass, or whatever else I feel like at the moment. -
One thing that I hate more than anything else in what I do: Waiting
Whether it is compiling, training, loading, IDE indexing or building I just despise it. It gets me out of my flow and forces me to be bored and often unable to do anything else because my pc is busy6 -
Is the term for some who uses Linux spelled Linuxer, Linuxxer, egotistical fucker, or something else?8
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Just me, or does anyone else abandon the pcmag site because of this?
Changed to lowest cookie setting but takes ages to change throughout their network. Bye bye!
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Is it just me or does anyone else hate the "MORE RANTS" feature/option of Devrant.
Can't we simply have a scrolling featuring with never-ending set of Rants the same way as reddit does??
:( :( :(3 -
I'm making a devRant API wrapper for Dart. The point? None! Just to get better at the language and mostly make my own life easier. Open source or not, seems like I'll be the only one to use it. Or am I? Is anyone else (I know ewpratten is) using Dartlang?7
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Is anyone else having issues with TutaNota?
I haven't been able to use it for a week now. 😕
(Yes, I've submitted a bug report or six.)11 -
Anyone else test there program or website every like 10 minutes to make sure it works, just to avoid spending half and hour or more coding and finding out loads of things don't work?2
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does anyone else with phones included larger batteries? i couldn't give a shit about weight or thickness, i'd double both if it means my battery life would double14
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Not strictly programming,BUT: does anyone else get an OCD tick or the slight inclination of stroke when loading office 365- make it 2.02 Rads if you really must!4
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Does anyone else feel they need to remind themselves to go to work tomorrow?
Or what they were supposed to work on?4 -
Machine learning?
Maybe just maybe you could ask the user what he wants?
Or is the ML logic something like.
if(last_alert.status == unread)
user = uninterested;
else
user = interested;
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Anyone else bored of been a developer?
I think I’m becoming sick of this intellectual activity anyone at this stage or been here before?15 -
Has anyone else noticed these slight imprecicions where the the background peeks out at the bottom sometimes? It is pretty hard to spot, only happens sometimes after scrolling. Or is my display resolution just too high?
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it extremely satisfying completing a successful git push -u origin master?
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That moment where you see code of someone who riddles their code with nested if-else and if-elseif statements.
I don't remember writing an else statement for years. It almost always can be avoided (and the rare cases where it makes sense I prefer the switch statement).
Yet I never grasp why people do:
```
if(someCondition) {
// huge nested code block
} else {
throw new Error();
}
```
Instead of
```
if (!someCondition) {
throw new Error();
}
// continue in the normal scope
```
And then we have experts that like doing:
```
if(someCondition) {
if (bar) {
$foo = 'narf';
} else {
$foo = 'poit';
}
// huge code block
if($foo == 'narf') {
if(yetAntherCondition) {
// huge code block
} else {
throw new Error();
}
// huge code block
} else {
throw new Error();
}
} else {
throw new Error();
}
```
Help!
If ever was to design a programming language, I'd forbid the `else` and `elseif` keywords. I have yet to find an instance where I could not replace some `else` by either a guard or an early return or introducing some polymorphism.1 -
Is kotlin worth coding in? Or is plain Java better? There are many people here coding in kotlin what made you change to kotlin from Java or from anything else? Is there a specific reason? Speed? Stability? Anything? Is it worth using it instead of Java?9
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Does anyone else get annoyed when your outside of a editor and you press the apostrophe/quote or parenthesis key only to outputs a single character and not a pair?
Drives me insane1 -
I don't know if its Firefox the browser is TRASH or something else? Cause, every time I visit a website made by Google or Microsoft ( Linkedin for instance ), firefox becomes painfully slow and absolutely unusable. Every click takes few seconds to process and so on. but in Chrome, all ok! Why? -_-14
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I generally just do something else until I can think clearly – that might be birding, playing computer games, or one of a number of other things.
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Where should starting brackets be positioned if/else and function definition in C? Same line or the next line. Have not seen pure cosmetic bullshit like this.10
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Why are many people talking about VM? Like I couldn't get if you're using it instead of dual booting or it's something else going on in the hind side.....11
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try{
someObject.someAttribute = (int?) reader["columnName"];
}catch{
someObject.someAttribute = null;
}
Or, same coworker, another piece of code:
if(((int?)reader["foo"]).HasValue){
bar = (int?)reader["foo"];
}else{
bar = null;
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Has anybody been forced by a PM or someone else to send clients passwords via email?
How should I tell them it's not best practice even if they are insisting?4 -
Enjoying the hacktoberfest. Thank you guys for ranting about it. Or else I wouldn't have known about it. Done with the 4 PRs. Still looking forward to contribute more.
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As a beginner at programming, I've never really appreciated or understood the point of a simple for loop until I've had to use an if/else loop 200 times2
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So all u great web developers who use laravel. Do u use theme/template and build web pages / admin panels or do u do smth else...what about front end websites4
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Anyone else add increasingly snarky or desperate comments and console log messages when things aren't working right? My messages are like watching a coder's mental breakdown slowly progress.
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Joined Eudyptula Challenge yesterday. Who else is trying to be part in the Linux kernel development or already is ?
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Linux Mint MATE, Lubuntu or something else for this old PC?
Specs:
AMD Athlon 64 X2 5000+
2 GB RAM
Nvidia Quadro FX 180016 -
What do people like more?
if(condition){
return true;
} else{
return false;
}
Or just
if(condition){
return true;
}
return false;7 -
I always use bootstrap or anything else except writing CSS from scratch. I cant help it, I dont like writing CSS from nothing.2
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Do you prefer?
var foo = true;
if (some condition){
var foo = false;
}
Or
if (some condition){
var foo = false;
}
else{
var foo = true;
}9 -
Anyone else getting 504 timeouts on devRant or It just me.....
Or maybe it's that giant image in the feed taking forever to load 🧐4 -
1. Commented code instead of actually cleaning it up.
2. Returning default return variables instead of rewriting obsolete code. (Generally if/else conditions with return). So instead of removing the if/else statements i return default value(null or empty objects). This is when the case of if/else will never arise. -
I've noticed devrant is only loading a few rants lately. Anyone else finding this issue or is it my phone?3
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Anyone else have or had a computer science professor you wants you to hand in a printed copy of you code? P.S. Only the printed copy nothing else.1
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Has anyone else noticed that the items in the avatar builder load extremely slowly, if at all? Or is it just me?3
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Does anyone else make or play music to restart their brain after days/weeks of grinding? https://soundcloud.com/siegeacousti...2
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Favorite IDE: JetBrain's WebStorm (for JavaScript stuff), Intellij (for most of everything else).
Why: cause it literally saves you time.
Bonus: VS Code for anything else (python or golang)3 -
have you ever created Hybrid app? which framework did you use?
OR
which framework is good to create hybrid app and easy to adapt?9 -
Does anyone else think it's odd that the term "Alexa" can be used to describe either a large analytics service or a digital assistant, both of which are owned by Amazon.1
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Who else here smokes weed through the day (WFH) when the work for the day isn’t that cognitively demanding? Like updating config files, raising a PR, or doing some silly RnD etc.7
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What do you windows users out there use for full disk encryption? Anyone using anything else than bitlocker?
Asking for a friend or some silly excuse like that.10 -
Devrant app getting really slow in terms of loading. Content opens after 3 - 4 trials of restarting the app. Otherwise just connectivity issue or blank screen(with no loading). Anyone else facing it?13
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Getting predictable... Deadline day and developer takes day off sick. Or day before deadline developer takes day off sick. Leaving it all to everyone else to clean up their mess... Same people every time...1
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Anyone else here trying to access the menu of any service display they come across. Can't help it ;)
(Or trying to find an outgoing link if the display is set to a certain website.) -
Webdevs: do you prefer Google Chrome (or Chromium), Mozilla Firefox or something else for the default webdevelopment and why?17
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That's gonna be a quick rant about Golang.
Anyone else here frustrated by the fact that you can inline assignment in the if statement, but can't inline the if-else itself?
You can do:
if thing := hey.getThatThing(); thing == theThing {
return 'this'
} else {
return 'that'
}
But can't do:
return 'this' if hey.getTheThing() == theThing else 'that'
Or is it just me using too much Python everyday and connecting that with Go in free time?5 -
How do you guys handle the design part of your app/website if you are not very good at design? Do you use Material ui or bootstrap or do you ask someone else make the design for you?8
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!dev
Did anyone else but a Foldscope? I spent 2+hrs assembling and trying to use it but can't see any bacteria.. Or anything at all.... -
Hi C# guys out or everyone else too,
I found this in an StackOverflow answer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/...
What do you think?16 -
The solution to the Java-JavaScript problem:
Rename JS to something else, like WebScript or HypertextScript.6 -
Fucking Windows sporadically gets into an endless loop of playing the sound of a USB device plugged in and out. It requires one or two reboots to fix it. I’ve tried everything, nothing else helps.10
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i'm the only one thinking naming variable can and could be something a little bit subjective? or are everybody else can find the perfect name that make it crystal clear for any person reading it?8
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Does anyone else just hate putting - webkit-transform:translateZ(0)
in their CSS to avoid flickering of some elements on your website? Or is it just me!? -
Though I started late and I'm not very self confident on my skills:
All those moments I was able to see issues or solutions where no one else did...1 -
Is it just me or anybody else doesn't like the React render method. I really think it messes up the code readability.2
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Blogging / writing, helps to think of something else to be able to solve dev problem.
And sleep (know if you're a morning person or not and know with that). -
Don't spend all your time learning new languages or else the knowledge won't stick. Master one thing first, and then move on.
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Do you think that Graphql is the future?
Should i invest time in it? Or it's just a hype like anything else?9 -
If I get ++ and configure something, will other people see me as a duck or will I only see everyone else as a duck?
These are urgent questions3 -
does anyone else constantly catch themself's trying to use alt+enter or ctrl+space everywhere besides their ide?2
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TMW you realise the only projects that got me somewhere were my side ones. Everything else I've built for other people is either defunct or never came to life in the first place.2
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It is usual in business to do backend code with 0 basic Interface to enter data or seeing data ? Or anything else .. im fullstack but i don't want to make onnllyyy backend ... When vuejs look at me with petty3
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When you are in a meetup or a conversation with hipster devs and you hear new buzzwords, just use common sense, google it and pretend you've used it...
Just like anybody else. -
!rant
What do you call your boss?
Do you call by their first name basis, last name, or 'sir/madam' or anything else?
Here in India I've seen people calling 'sir/madam' and first name basis.13 -
Shaking my fist - devs with grand architecture plans that they never follow through on, and try to get everyone else to do the work. Or when they fuck up never stepping up and taking responsibility and just leaving the fallout for everyone else to deal with. Follow through, damnit that's all I'm asking for.1
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I love when someone asks me a website and he doesn't give the photos or anything else. It's like tell to a builder to build an house without a project.
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does anyone else find it wild that there are hundreds or even thousands of products you've never heard of with over $1M+ ARR? this is just mind boggling to me5
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I don't understand the logic behind Linkedin messages where recruiters (or anyone else) write their name after "kind regards". It's not paper letter, their name and photo are clearly visible.5
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So I'm interested in building a Raspberry Pi stack at home to continue securing and adding my smart home capabilities, 👍
Have ideas for 2/3 but what else could I look to add?
1. Pi. Hole with cloudflared argo proxy for all DNS
2. Home Automation server
3. IPS / IDS like Bro or snort? Or firewall like pfsense?
4. Log server with Splunk agent from other pi's and router....
5. What else?
Ideas in the comments -
Take a walk, or focus on something else for a while, then after I've had a break I can return to whatever the problem is.
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Is it just me or someone else also remembers the "Download MP3" feature in YouTube a few years ago? Was it a failed experiment?7
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guys anybody knows anything about chrome os or chromiom os? usefull for web developing or not? runs linux softwares? or anything else2
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Here's a question. Should i go Wayland with Weston or stick with X? I'm setting up Arch Linux as a webserver, probably with Cinnamon. Won't do much else with it.12
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What are your coffee/tea drinking habits?
Do you prefer coffee, tea, or other beverages? ☕ 🍵
Do you use a coffee maker/machine or something else?
I'm wondering if I should invest in a coffee machine 🤔26 -
Static Vision.
Exactly what you think it is. But maybe lighter than that.
Basically if I unfocus my eyes every so slightly, I can see what looks like really fast drizzling rain, except it looks like light, faintly though. Like I kind of have to look for it, but it's there. Sometimes really obvious, sometimes not.
It's as though being in front of a monitor too much fucked up my eyes, or something.
More pronounced if I've been awake coding for maybe more than a day...
Just me? or anyone else?
Kind of caused me problems a few times, thinking it was something else....
I really want to know if anyone else has experienced this.5 -
Want to focus on increase my knowledge of C, Linux, rust or anything related to systems programming, practically the only jobs available in the country are web development jobs or Java, nothing else. So focus on my dreams or focus on not starving to death. This sucks.1
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Anyone else write out 1000s of lines on paper before putting it on screen? Is that a waste of time or good practice?9
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Being able to build a full website for me or someone else that I wouldn't feel like it would need some involvement 😭
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Maybe our old buildsystem that runs using mock and an python 2 script on a RHEL 6 machine OR
The incredible complex system of a gouvernment customer that had a networkplan on DIN A2(or A1 i don't know it anymore) since A3 was too small. i was responsible because everyone else left (because of different reasons) or was too busy. -
need to update microservice version used by other service up multiple versions so it grabs new field i need
now im stuck debugging whether or not somebody else broke some shit, i broke some shit, or it was already broken2 -
What do developers do with rubber ducks?
I see lots of pics of rubber ducks on desks. Does it help to take out your anger? or something else .. 😮5 -
!rant
Who else uses Excel to analyze and make charts using normalized log data? (writes apps to parse and normalize them)
Or is there a better way to inspect server logs?6 -
In javascript, is there a difference between separate function calls that mimic a "chain pattern" or state changes using if/else if/else and using the chain or state pattern directly? The internet gave me no real/helpful response to that.
Suppose that:
if(isThingA(thing)) {
makeThingB();
else if(isThingB(thing)){
makeThingC();
else {
makeThingA();
}
That code is always executed e.g. after a user mouse click. "thing" gets defined in some other code.
It can be seen as a state machine that goes back to its starting point.
Is a pattern with objects/classes/prototypes even needed/preferred instead?
It's partly a problem I'm facing in my code but it's also interesting to know ideas/thoughts on this.3 -
Does anyone else get a buggy interaction with devRant where your phone's background becomes the loading screen of the app? Or is it just me and my buggy phone?
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Has anyone else observed your facebook feeds matching the context from your whatsapp chats? Or are these coincidences happening more often to me only?
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I have been keeping track of Todo's using markdown files and git. Love it. Any one else do it or ideas ?2
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What keeps you motivated about learning new coding language / technology? I learn something but then get distracted by either some movies or anime or something else. What's your driving force?9
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Is anyone else using a weird blend of Advanced Hunt'n'Peck and home row typingg or is that just me? Someone told me I type oddly, and i'm hoping i'm not the only one like this...
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How many if statements does it take to get to the center of this fucking code block?lol but on a real note, how many if or else ifs is considered too much?3
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Fuck Citrix Podio/GlobiFlow garbage-ass automation tool. I’m ready to use something else or just outright build my own workflow app for my team.
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Please help :) should i stick to ionic or switch to something else for crossplatform development? What do you use?5
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From a few days I have just been unable to make myself work and am so behind on my hours it seems overwhelming now
I don't know if it's burn out or lack of motivation or transition or what but I am just unable to comprehend anything work related.
does it happen to someone else as well? what's the cure? -
I haven't received my hacktoberfest tee yet... Does anyone else haven't got it or is it just only me?3
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we write cryptic symbols and modify bytes somewhere so that every 30 or so rotations of the planet, some other bytes somewhere else are modified to add to make a number larger2
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A genuine question
How can one achieve the following with ld+json schema, it really looks cool or is it done with something else?
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What's your best hacky bodge that actually worked? Mine was probably adding an item in a list to iterate off when searching for matching accounts or else it crashed. Love you node.js.
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Does anybody else dislike paranthesis less function call in ruby?
> a = something
How do I understand 'something' is a variable or a function?8 -
How do you guys keep up with new concepts and tech? Or what is your preferred source for this activity?
Conferences(in person or youtube)
ACM journals/SIGs
Research papers
Blogs/hackernews or the like
Books
Something else
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What are your easy things learned hard way ?
(It could be related to dev or anything else in live)6 -
Anyone else have a favourite word?
Mine is poes. Afrikaans and translates to pussy but is considered as rude as cunt and used more or less the same as twat12 -
Any tips or advice for a CCNA beginner? ^^'
About how to learn the most effective or maybe even something else? :P2 -
Every time i try to learn a new skill it always ends up in leaving the course in between. Does this only happens to Me? Or there is anyone else?3
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Does anyone else have a whole vm with random tools all-possible games like pacman4console or bastet? Or is it just me.
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Everyone else complains about the lack of tooling, shitty online tools or technical analphabetic coworkers. While all of these happen to devs, they're much, much rarer.
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Anyone else effected by the UK fast outage yesterday? We've come in this morning to a failed drive (or so we think) our Web server home directory is just gone wondering if anyone else has noticed any funnies on their hosting
https://theregister.co.uk/2017/12/... -
Is it just me or anyone else here have just as equal number of incomplete projects as that of complete??1
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Does anyone else contemplate timing their Github commits for the next year or so so that there will be a shaded picture when someone looks at their profile?
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more often than not i receive devrant notifications only with wifi connection but not with mobile data despite a good connection. is this a setting i missed or just an odd behavior by my isp or something else?3
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What is your favorite way of advertising? Is it more technical, like "Here, thats what we have" or is it somerhing else? Oh and i do mean advertising in the context of presentations, or something like the product website4
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Has anyone developed websocket server in Nodejs?
I am planning to use socketcluster. Has anyone had experience using it? Is it good or should I go for something else?11 -
Want to have today's top rant as your ssh login banner, or your FTP banner, or anything else really? - https://gist.github.com/hcaz/...
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Anyone else planning to raise buried projects from their grave on New Year's Eve....? :P
P.S.- might come with a resolution or two while at it!1 -
Is it just me or anybody else also feels like that DevRant will become like a social credit from Black Mirror ?3
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def examMonth():
for exam in exams:
while days:
if time ≥ week:
pass
elif time == days_3 or time == days_2:
book = open_book()
study(book)
else:
panic_and_devRant()
days = days - 1
def study(book):
see_open_book()
delay(minutes_10)
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Is there any way to browse devRant in the office like an extension or something else rather than jsrant or xmlrant?8
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Just found some of Andrei Alexander's I'd videos on YouTube. Specifically the cppcon 15 talks. Does anyone else here know of talks or books etc all that can satisfy my near-juvenile love for fast code.
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Anyone else use ConnectWise? I'm 8hours into my 16hour introduction to it.
I'm honestly unsure if I'm in awe or just terrified, and thats just with Manage. Tomorrow is Automate. Wish me luck.1 -
At my old job, using a simple text editor and a separate terminal was touted as being "archaic." "Why not use emacs or intellij?" They'd say... is anyone else also a fan of simplicity?1
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If anyone has followed the Android course by google, is it only me or “lesson 7: recycler view”
Is broken at? Every single time I try and compile I have to fix something cause the guy either adds something without telling or just straight says something and does something else... -
How to make attractive immersive web pages design
I do not want to make it on my own, else need something like TailwindCSS or Bootstrap
Anyone?3 -
Fucking no one appreciates my input or feature suggestions.
I'm supposed to do only what the higher management says and nothing else
I'm sick and tired of being a robot slave vomiting code... urrrggghh -
Anybody else struggeling with the amount of work? Either it's crazy busy or crazy silent. What do you do in each case?2
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What are your thoughts on OpenShift? Having never worked with it, I need to figure out if I want to for the next 12 months or find something else.
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Is anyone else having issues with animated gifs being clipped to their first frame? Or did I just miss something?21
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