When you are about to leave the office but someone starts having small talk with you

Take care of your #servers 😂😂

My boss' superpower is observing when I'm happy and putting a stop to that nonsense.

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

This got me.

Just searching new app ideas on Google and I found this :/

Confused to OS!

I mean, we all have been there...

Delta, Linux inside...

The joy of Monday

When the team uses fake data to make our design look better

Not sure if repost. But I hate it 😁😁

My girlfriend is like C

She doesn‘t like to be treated as an object

Developing responsive websites is very important. 😂

Double standards :p

Trying to fix errors and bugs results in some weird behaviour

like I don't know how I went from making an app to cleaning the gutters on my roof but here I am

When users are doing whatever they want

Every developer's nightmare

Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

Yeah sure blame the dev -_-

Or maybe I could build a C compiler and be responsible for ";" !
Making programmers cry and scream.

Fucking “Hello World”

Son of a bitch!

Time management ! 😂

Wait... Why didn't anyone thought about that?

Machine Learning is the future.
#MachineLearning #artificialintelligennce

When you accidentally click the Android Studio icon:

How i listen to songs while coding:

Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄

I don’t know who to give credits to but I found it around somewhere. Just wanted to share.

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