I've been abusing JS Syntax to create stuff like this. Fun!

Well, that's 2018 in a nutshell I guess

me irl

me making new dev friends

[...]
me: yeah that's cool what IDE are you using for C++?
guy: like an editor where I write the code?
me: ......yes?
guy: hold on, I don't know what it was called
> taps around his desktop
> guy shows word 2007
> I'm laughing a bit uncomfortably because I'm not sure whether he is serious or not
> guy opens up .cpp file in word
> so many questions
> mfw

This is kind of an issue for my family tree website. I'll have to ban you, Tyler

500++'s!! Thank you so much, I love this community! ♥️

*eating at the local pizza restaurant*
me to waitress: hey do u guys support Bitcoin?
waitress: Yes we do!
me: great! I'd like to pay.
*waitress passes over the bill*
*i open my wallet and pull out a physical Bitcoin*
*waitress stares really confused at my Bitcoin with the scanner device in her hand*

Where are my aspirins

Also who wants to check it out, I've made it wooo
https://hastebin.com/oviherukad.js

My dad celebrated his birthday, I've decided to play with the decoration on the table

Well.. JavaScript has said so I guess..

devRant stickers here looking sleek as bug *horrible programmer pun intended*

devRant is truly amazing, a social network where I don't have to give up on privacy by giving out my number to confirm that I am legit when I'd use something as a VPN to protect my identity (unlike twitter facebook and google)

Thanks for giving a fuck about privacy and not giving a fuck about my data

Best thing about being a dev?

Going on Roblox and some kid claims he was a hacker, then you tell him why he isn't and does not know any of the tech terms you use. Then again why am I playing roblox

Why I love JavaScript

Friend: Is this Nvidia GTX 440 a good graphics card?
Me: idk
Friend: if i get it how do i put it in my computer
Me: idk
Friend: but you are a programmer
Me: exactly, i am not an engineer

Those poor people in china only use iPhones, I am serious. Android does not exist as Google is banned from China. If they only knew the taste of a little freedom..

Why is there no option to not wear any pants in the avatar builder? Because really, I don't.

Gotta love JavaScript obfuscation!

((_)=>{_=["cnVjdG9y","Y29uc3Q=",(_)=>{return atob(_)},2,0,1],_=_[_[3]](_[_[5]])+_[_[3]](_[_[4]]),_=((+[])[_][_]),_("console.log('Xaotic <3')")()})([])

// We need a [code] tag guys

I've downloaded this app 3 days ago and I am 100+! Thank you all for being a honestly great community :D <3

Waiting for my stickers to arrive, excitedly

So I just got Ajax, how do i make a GET request now? Google and stackoverflow didnt help

Anybody else feels like they would need to escape " and ' characters in physical writings when they're enclosed by their own kind? Had to forcefully not escape in my last language essay

Hey guys, some of you might know this but for those who do not, there is an april fools HTTP error code which is 418, it's description is 'I\'m a teapot' #TheMoreYouKnow

(felt the need to escape sorry not sorry)

Some of you can probably relate, I've been learning to code since about 13 and it all obviously began with copy pasta code claiming proudly that you would have made it, then there were those kind of dicks which either have proven that you copied the code or pointed out how bad the code was, I've hated those kind of developers.

Welp, I just turned 18 with a lot of experience gained and I really just became that kind of person over the years, no regrets :^)

>Gets assigned to this private Game server's project
>Boss wants me to improve the anti advertisement chat
> k
> Looks at old code
> Code is replacing unicode characters to latin ones that look similar which are being used for advertising
> lol'd who tf developed this
> regex101, building a regex query with endless of possibilities (would look something like this) /((L|\|_|I_)(O|0|\[\]|\(\))(L|\|_|_))/gi to detect lol
> Adds alot of similar looking unicode characters to assure that it will find something
> Works really well in the dev version
> Server open hour
> 30 players
> All chat at the same time
> CPU 100%
> BOSS NEVER TOLD ME TO MAKE IT EFFICIENT

>Barely ever written python before
>Gets added to a python group project
>Codes the part I'm associated with
>Runs fine after about 19 tries
>Puts it together with other people's code
>Syntax error
>Searches for the error for 2 and a half hours
>tfw other people use 4 spaces instead of a tab like I do and pythong can't handle it :(