You can't even make this shit up.

The British NCSC is stopping with the terms "blacklist" and "whitelist" because it would be racist...

Fucking oversensitive cocksuckers.

fuck this year seriously

Who has taken this!

So who else is on Mac and not updating Slack to retain the old good logo? LOL 😂

HR: "We are a family here."
Engineer: "No, we fucking aren't."

I dont date

I code

Hard

The only dates I get, are updates.

Problem solving

😂😂😂

SMH...

Does anyone else read:
!important
as
"NOT important"???

RAGE. FUEL.

programing life

..........

I feel for this family.

Found on 2019's Stack Overflow Annual Developer Survey

Startup tip...

Too much work kills your brain cells.

True story

This passes all unit tests

Saw this one on twitter. lol

alexa in action

Uhh... That's cool! Someone hacked the public website for Dublin's tram system...

Css XD

They call it $5/gb hotel wifi, i call it free uncapped 100meg fibre because your security sucks

Oh and they host their entire POS (and database with backups) on the same network accessible to every TV in the hotel

ive been doing webdev for many years now, but i think its time i move on before i die from crazies.

who the hell thought it was a good idea using emojis for fucking css class names.

LMFAOOOOOOO

I just blew up at my boss again.... I'm doing something and then he asks about including a new feature and figure out if it's doable. A quick question is ok but an analysis of a new feature.... NOT WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF RESOLVING A MORE IMMEDIATE ISSUE.

OPEN A FUCKING JIRA, SEND ME AN EMAIL, AND I'LL TAKE A LOOK ONCE I'M DONE WITH WHATEVER I M DOING.

only elon musk is smart enough to realize there are smart people out there who can get shit done without a goddamn fcking degree

got my first salary!!!

!dev

Well fuck you Epic Games and Deep Silver!
I was really interested in getting Metro Exodus, but I'm not gonna install that shitty Epic Store!
Fuck off!