Companies asking if your desired salary is negotiable.

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sad story

When you realize that you're googling an error message you've implemented yourself

Every job interview question ever

It's a merge conflict

The state of blockchain

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When you take UX too serious..

and all my friends were lost

Today I read a lot 😂🙄

Boss - gives tasks to me. Timeline: 10 days.

Me - work hard and finish the solution in 3 days.

Boss- wtf is this. Do it properly.

Me - chills for 15 days. Submit the same earlier solution after that.

Boss - yes this looks nice now! Much better than your earlier work!

Me - dude seriously what kind of stuff do you smoke before coming to work?

Remember this....

Send me the link!

Found again today

This is hilarious 😁

😂😂😂

Best xcode review ever

Js developer will understand

I once changed all my error messages to say “Processed successfully” because I had a demo yet the software was very buggy.

I bought myself time to fix the bugs later.

#demoHack

me vs vmware this week

Production is down

Me to Customer :What did you do?
Customer: Nothing
Me blurt out: The fuck you didn't!
Customer: ...
Me: ...(fuckfuckfuck)
Customer:... Well, I did run these scripts..
Me: (oh thank Christ)
Me: ok, I'll get right on it (Click)
Me to TeamLead: client called. Their prod is down!
TeamMate: did he say he didn't do anything?
Me:Yes
TeamMate: ..... Every fucking time...

So, I took 4 weeks vacation. I planned to finish so many projects and learn so many stacks.

First 3 weeks:

You know it’s going to be a rough week when you stumble across an army of oversized ducks.

And you can only hope you don't have to compile it yourself using alternate sources.

It's always great when our agent helps us out

- Girl: I don't understand how some people can be so foolish and decide to study computer science.

- Me: Hm, true. So what did you study?

- Girl: Tourism and sports science. And you?

- Me: Nothing. I'm a truck driver.

How often does this happen????

Then they can't blame us for code quality.

Seems about right

When a communist starts coding!!

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