The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Logins should be unique

Apparently this company doesn't know what HTML5 is or didn't care and decided to use the logo anyways...

Samsung got that one right 😂😂😂

That marketing guy is in big trouble.

Machine Learning messed up!

Missing a Google internship interview because of the timezone

My dad picked up programming in Java as a hobby when I started my own dev company. We pair program on the weekends! 😁

Love your job, not your company.

What advice would I give a new dev?
"Learn COBOL"

No one specified that it had to be 'good advice'

In the server room, no one can hear you scream.

I had to say this
D-5 til the finals and I just got an email.

I GOT A JOB AT GOOGLE!

"I have no idea what this line of CSS is doing."
*Deletes line*
*Entire app falls apart*
"Better put that back..."
*ctrl z*

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

Agency: " Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements, now how do you want their placements sir?"

M.D: "Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates into the room & close the door, leave them alone & come back after a few hours and analyse the situation:-

1) If they are counting the bricks, Put them in Accounts deptt.

2) If they are re-counting the bricks, Put them in Auditing.

3) If they have messed up the whole room with the bricks, Put them in Engineering.

4) If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, Put them in Planning.

5) If they are throwing the bricks at each other, Put them in Operations.

6) If they are sleeping, Put them in Security.

7) If they have broken the bricks into pieces, Put them in Information Technology.

8) If they are sitting idle, Put them in Human Resources.

9) If they say they have tried different combinations yet not a single brick has been moved, Put them in Sales.

10) If they have already left for the day, Put them in Marketing.

11) If they are staring out of the window, Put them in Strategic Planning.

And.......

12) If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been touched, Congratulate them and put them in Top Management.

😂🤣😃😁😅😜

The good spaghetti code stuff

"please wait 5 seconds 'till you can continue with the call" *additional charges apply

Ancient town Asus

Another Ctrl joke ova here

Near near 😂😉

Tech Industry: “We need more developers!”

NewDev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “only experienced developers please! We don’t have time to train juniors ”

Older Dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “no, you want too much money and too much time off“

Mid dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “only experienced devs who are a culture fit!”

Robot dev: “Hire me”

Tech Industry: “You are Hired”