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So i am taking the bus now to see a friend, and this fucking whale woman comes on board with a baby caddy, except, it wasn't for a baby, but for a fucking dog the size of a brick. That already in itself makes me grumble because dogs have fucking legs and there is no fucking real need to carry them around like newborns.... Anyways this woman sits and takes up a lot of space for the 'handicapped' persons for her fucking baby dog... So far no real issue there since people with disabilities hardly get on this bus line. A fzw bus stops later an equally whale black woman gets on the bus, obviously struggling with her size and her caddy filled with groceries...
There is enough room to accomodate the baby caddy and her groceries.
That fucking white whale says to her 'there is no room there, move someplace else'... The black woman stands there in disbelief, and this is the first time i look up, giving the 'the fuck you just say bitch' look to the white whale. I mention there is enough room and the black whale sits carefully next to the dog caddy.
Now the bus takes a sharp turn, the dog caddy tips over due to the g-forces it causes...and inmediately this white whale shouts to the black whale 'fucking retard, don't tip my dog over!' this while the black woman apologises for the fall of the caddy not even being her fault...
This angered me so puch that i rantzd to this woman: 'madam, thzre is such a thing called physics, the bus made a sharp turn and your stupud useless space-wasting dog caddy tipped over bzcause of that. Don't just go accusing people for your own degenerate racist lifestyle. I suggest you hold on to it and apologise to the lady'
She then murmles incomprehensibly and gives a butthurt look, rhe black woman thanks me and tries to remain very quiet on her seat, eventually she gets off
This fucking thing makes me angry to a level i wanna toeturz that whale by peeling off her skin with garden fence metal wiri g, suck the fat out of her body and brain with an industrial vacuum cleaner and put her in the fucking oven baking in her own fat, of course without any anesthetics...
Damnit all to hell!
Also, why on earth do dogs need caddy's? They got perfectly fine legs!
I know, sadist inside11 -
--- UK Mobile carrier O2's data network vanishes like a fart in the wind ---
One of the largest mobile carriers in the UK; O2 has been having all manner of weird and wonderful problems this morning as bleary eyed susbcribers awoke to find their data services unavailable. What makes this particular outage interesting (more so than the annoyingly frequent wobblers some mobile masts have) is that the majority of the UK seems to be affected.
To further compound the hilarity/disaster (depending on which side of the fence you're on), Many smaller independent carriers such as GiffGaff and Tesco Mobile piggy-back off O2's network, meaning they're up the stinky creek without a paddle as well. Formal advice from the gaseous carrier is to reboot your device frequently to force a reconnect attempt, Which we're absolutely sure won't cause any issues at all with millions of devices screaming at the same network when it comes back up.
Issue reports began flooding DownDetector at around 5am (GMT), With PR minions formally acknowledging the issue 2 hours later at 7am (GMT) via the most official channel available - Twitter. After a few recent updates via the grapevine (companies involved seems to be keeping their heads down at the minute) Ericsson has been fingered for pushing out a wonky software update but there's been no official confirmation of this, so pitchforks away please folks.
If you're in need of a giggle while you wait for your 4G goodness to return, You can always hop on an open WiFi network and read the tales of distress the data-less masses are screaming into the void.3 -
The company got a new office just in time for the "company summit".
I checked out the address on Google maps. It's a cinderblock building with the number spraypainted on the side, a battered cyclone fence in front, a cyclone gate off to the right side (apparently falling off) leading to a random battered shed, and immediately on the left is a dental office with bars on the windows. Also, the fence has spikes on top.
I'm terrified.11 -
"Dad, our fence is down again"
"Dammit us-west-2"
"Sorry sir, we cant install your new furniture until Spectrum turns on your wifi"
"Warning: you have violated twitter's safety rules - we will be unscrewing your bed frame now"
When will they learn
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WHY???
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO FUCKING SURPRISED SHIT HITS THE FAN EVERY GOD DAMN TIME A CHANGE IS MADE IN YOUR LIMPING SYSTEM?
YOU GAVE NO FUCKING SPECIFICATIONS NOR ANY CARE TO DECIDE ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT IN IT.
EVERY TIME I SEE THE CODE I GET EYE CANCER, DEBUGGING THIS SHIT IS AS HARD AS FINDING THE FATHER IN A HOBO STREET ORGY
AND YOU FUCKING THINK ADDING FEATURES INTO THE SYSTEM UNDER THESE CIRCUMSTANCES IS SO GOD DAMN EASY.
I hope life's god damn dandy for you, get fucked with a pipe bomb.
Oh, hello DevRant, sorry for sitting on the fence for the past months.4 -
so i was in colorado
walking past this goat ranch.
at least I thought it was just a goat and sheep ranch.
it was some kind of dog daycare with an attached petting zoo of scary looking animals.
so it was late afternoon.
i had some food left and stopped to feed the animals which included some of the largest damn goats i ever saw, i mean towering goats.
suddenly, this big horrific reptile like head with red eyes appeared over the fence, and i screamed in fright, to which a giant fucking bird ran away several feet.
motherfuckers had a goddamn emu in with the goats !!3 -
As a pretty solid Angular dev getting thrown a react project over the fence by his PM I can say:
FUCK REACT!
It is nigh impossible to write well structured, readable, well modularized code with it and not twist your mind in recursion from "lift state up" and "rendercycle downwards only"
Try writing a modular modal as a modern function component with interchangeable children (passeable to the component as it should be) that uses portals and returns the result of the passed children components.
Closest I found to it is:
c o d e s a n d b o x.io/s/7w6mq72l2q
(and its a fucking nightmare logic wise and readability wise)
And also I still wouldn't know right of the bat how to get the result from the passed child components with all the oneway binding CLUSTERFUCK.
And even if you manage to there is no chance to do it async as it should be.
You HAVE to write a lot of "HTML" tags in the DOM that practically should not be anywhere but in async functions.
In Angular this is a breeze and works like a charm.
Its not even much gray matter to it...
I can´t comprehend how companies decide to write real big web apps with it.
They must be a MESS to maintain.
For a small "four components that show a counter and fetch user images" - OK.
But fo a big webapp with a big team etc. etc.?
Asking stuff about it on Stackoverflow I got edited unsolicited as fuck and downvoted as fuck in an instant.
Nobody explained anything or even cared to look at my Stackblitz.
Unsolicited edit, downvote, closevote and of they go - no help provided whatsoever.
Its completely fine if you don't have time to help strangers - but then at least do not stomp on beginners like that.
I immediately regretted asking a toxic community like this something that I genuinely seem to not understand. Wasn't SO about helping people?
I deleted my post there and won't be coming back and doing something productive there anytime soon.
Out of respect for my clients budget I'm now doing it the ugly react way and forget about my software architecture standards but as soon as I can I will advise switching to Angular.
If you made it here: WOW
Thank you for giving me a vent to let off some steam :)13 -
Regarding the Area 51 news. These guys are really stupid. They’ll deservedly got shot soon as they come close enough to the fence, and even if they get over, then what??
Anyone who know anything, knows that you need to spawn a jet pack, get to the second hanger ASAP, and jump in the Rhino. They can’t touch you after that, even with 5 stars!!6 -
First off, what do you mean by ´people like me´?
Do I look like an outer-space creature to you when you look at my profile? Or are you looking for a do-not-feed sign at the side of my wooden fence?
What even, .. I'm human, like you, you moron with a missing 'sapien'.
It's kinda ironic, as you can't even abide the maximum length your message has, which you speak of. Therefore I reckon you lost the second 'sapien' too.
Yes, now you may call me "people", and yourself... well you're mute. You monkey.
Just rambling. /ignored
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In vulkan we don't say it works we say
VUID-vkAcquireNextImageKHR-fence-01287(ERROR / SPEC): msgNum: 207921847 - Validation Error: [ VUID-vkAcquireNextImageKHR-fence-01287 ] Object 0: handle = 0xe7e6d0000000000f, type = VK_OBJECT_TYPE_FENCE; | MessageID = 0xc64a2b7 | vkAcquireNextImageKHR(): VkFence 0xe7e6d0000000000f[] is already in use by another submission. The Vulkan spec states: If fence is not VK_NULL_HANDLE it must be unsignaled and must not be associated with any other queue command that has not yet completed execution on that queue (https://vulkan.lunarg.com/doc/view/...)
Objects: 1
[0] 0xe7e6d0000000000f, type: 7, name: NULL
VUID-vkAcquireNextImageKHR-swapchain-01802(ERROR / SPEC): msgNum: 1050126472 - Validation Error: [ VUID-vkAcquireNextImageKHR-swapchain-01802 ] Object 0: handle = 0xcb3ee80000000007, type = VK_OBJECT_TYPE_SWAPCHAIN_KHR; | MessageID = 0x3e97a888 | vkAcquireNextImageKHR: Application has already previously acquired 1 image from swapchain. Only 1 is available to be acquired using a timeout of UINT64_MAX (given the swapchain has 2, and VkSurfaceCapabilitiesKHR::minImageCount is 2). The Vulkan spec states: If the number of currently acquired images is greater than the difference between the number of images in swapchain and the value of VkSurfaceCapabilitiesKHR::minImageCount as returned by a call to vkGetPhysicalDeviceSurfaceCapabilities2KHR with the surface used to create swapchain, timeout must not be UINT64_MAX (https://vulkan.lunarg.com/doc/view/...)
Objects: 1
[0] 0xcb3ee80000000007, type: 1000001000, name: NULL
and I think that's beautiful10 -
I got job offer from company that makes AI product that works like electric fence for people, tracks their work and report to managers so they know when to meet and talk with this person.
Some Fucking Behavioral Shit. Well I’m tracking this company to see who they got acquired by and at the same time get the fuck out from this smart phone operating system.
Mother fuckers want to know all about everything and everyone.
At this point I saw my face in front of robot being my boss and started to questioning my life. Maybe that’s it.
Maybe it’s just last days, last year, last hour, last minute, last second…3 -
A shout out to those considering deleting their dR account [esp. old timers here] and still on the fence. If you can -- don't.
If you're an old timer here, chances are you actually dev-ranted about real dev issues and possibly posted a solution found after all the frustration.
If you delete your acc, all these posts will disappear. Leave them be. Let them be a contribution to the community, to your fellow devs.
If this platform is no longer worth your time [can't blame you, really], you can simply log out and not come back here :)19 -
In C# you can open as many scopes wherever you want at whatever time you please. Nested within themselves, doesn't matter.
Use this to fuck with the other developers on your team. Fence off their evil code behind a thousand curly braces!
Or maybe jazz up your indentation, give the code a nice and bouncy flow!
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I'm on the fence about if the existence/mass production of shit like this is a good sign of a slightly more inclusive economy... or an early indicator of the apocalypse.
The circled part highly amused me.
It does give me s sense of peace and order due to it being sold by menards. They buy up bulk failures to launch and use their large audience to quickly dispose of them... so whoever had this stroke of 'genius', likely lost significant capital.
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After all those years, I finally understood what makes Half-Life 2 so immersive.
From the very beginning, as the game teaches you things about itself, you discover that every model is made with you in mind. The barrel is just tall enough to jump on it, but not taller. The big crate's size is calculated precisely for you to jump onto it from a small crate. Ladders are comfortable for you to climb on. Everything in this game world designed around you, the human.
…except for combine constructions.
They're awkward to walk around. You keep lowkey clipping into them. Half-transparent armor fence looks like you can jump over it, but you can't. It's just a bit taller than that, on purpose. Combine towers are hard to climb onto. You keep bumping into things. Once you locate the ladder and climb all the way up, you bump your head into the ceiling. You don't have much room for movement on top. Combine walls have an inconclusive, uncomfortable physics model that is very annoying to interact with. If you run into it and jump, you clip into it just enough to stop your movement instantly.
This hammers in the message — combines aren't human. Their constructions aren't meant for humans. This was my biggest discovery the last time I played Half-Life 2.
HL2 is a strong contender to be my favorite game of all time.
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That's the kind of project I have to work on now which was developed for a year and has no documentation at all... 😰🖕🏻👿
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Today I woke up from this craziest dream.
We were in France and there was a younger Mike Patton (who was french) speaking and apparently teaching french to an African girl.
The next scene he's in the back seat of what's apparently a taxi, and brags about how perfectly he can speak English. Besides that I see him playing the guitar.
In the last moments of the dream, however - and confusingly - the song Rusty Cage by SoundGarden starts playing loudly in the background. And that's when I found Patton is also a hacker.
Thinking about this part of the dream minutes aftger waking up, I found it to be the funniest, though not the craziest thing I ever dreamed.
Whereas I tried for hours to edit the configuration files of a tractor demolition game (some sort of Vigilante 8, but with tractors), he gets angry on a lady for an reason unknown to me, and in his moment of rage, manages to jump her houses' fence, surprisingly to edit her /etc/resolv.conf file - as if it was the most evil deed in the world.
In this final part, with Rusty Cage still playing very loudly, I find out me and my sister where watching this scene on TV (apparently patton was also an actor). After that, I comment to my sister in a grave tone: "Well, this guy is dangerous, maybe she should build a higher fence".
Then I wake up.
Although a crazy dream, it clearly addresses the fact I sometimes try to be a lot of things at the same time, and how this overwhelms me...1 -
When you buy a parasol for your mother because you’re a good son, but she didn’t factor in the aerodynamics of having a solid fence next to it funnelling the air upwards.
What do you do when it keeps tipping?
Do the same thing you do with software of course!
Fake it ‘til you make it and use twine and weights (bricks) to hold it still 😂😂
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Recently I've been considering switching to another job. I've been at my current employer my entire working carreer, and a switch might be a healthy choice soon. My current working environment is changing (and not for the best in my opnion), and I have never really looked over the fence. I've also felt that my current job lacks some real meaning.
I currently work on software for logistical purposes, but I don’t feel that my work aligns with my values, or that it tries to solve issues that are important to me.
I have received many job offers with higher pay and benefits, but again, none that really work on issues that I find important.
My question to you is wether (and if so: how much) you let your values and ethics weigh in your choice of an employer/project. And are you willing to offer up (financial) benefits for a job that aligns better with your values?4 -
Still on the fence: to jump to the dark side and become a consultant - or stay where I’m at. There be cookies on both sides. And now there be offers aplenty as well…
To stay and do DevSecOps and refactoring (and hopefully in the future rearchitecting) in an environment I’m very damn comfortable in or jump into the unknown (tho into any of the few tech companies I have a positive image of) to become a cloud consultant? Or to work with F#? Or to the EV industry? So many options…
I’m spoiled with choices and I don’t like that.7 -
This is for people looking to switch to Linux but on the fence due to game support.
If you have a steam account, you can go to http://steam.bravehost.com and our in your public profile ID, and it'll tell you all the games in your library that support Linux.
For games you want to buy in the future, check http://www.steamdb.info/linux. I know the steam store lists by Linux too, but IMO it is too slow and visually noisy to see what you want.
Deus Ex Mankind Divided surprisingly works on Linux from what I see and so do other games I actually play, so I will likely take the plunge sooner than I thought!9 -
A little story which happened my SECOND day on the floor after getting hired to do customer-facing phone support for my current job (can't mention the name, NDA). Customer from Detroit calls in:
Me: "Thank you for calling (company), my name is Guru, how can I assist you?"
C: "Uhhh, yeah. I need to get back into my ID. I can't backup my tablet or phone, and y'all are kinda holding my data host-" <Loud gunshots>
C: "oh! Shit!" <sound of running feet>
Me: "Everything OK sir?"
C: "Fuck! Naw! Hang on!" <more running, jumps a fence, skids to a stop>
C: "Ok, I'm safe, I'm safe... So what I gotta do to get y'all to let me back into my shit?"
*MUTE* Me: "First of all, what the fuck are you doing on the phone with me when you should be either A) calling the cops because, I dunno, just maybe some trouser stain is attempting to kill you, or, B) FIRING BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!"
*REAL* Me: "OK, first you gotta… (outlines step 1,2,3... etc)
C: "OK, that sounds easy enough. I'll try it when I get to the office, I'm on my way there now- shit. Hold on again..."
(talking to someone on the street): "what, him? That dude? Over there? That dude... In the shirt?What the fuck!? Are you sure? Hold on, sir! I'ma call you back..."
Last thing I hear before the line lets go is a large BOOM!
Sometimes it's best to just sit back and sip your coffee...6 -
Frontend JS devs - did you take the plunge into Typescript?
I've done some reading and a simple intro course but I'm still on the fence, what pushed you over the edge to adopt it?4 -
As of two days ago, I no longer use systemd on my Arch system, I switched to openRC.
Basically it all started right around 9 months ago, installed Arch on a new laptop, and whenever I would reboot (which was never very often, mainly kernel upgrades), about 7 out of 10 times it would crash when booting up. My solution for a while was "just don't reboot then".
I spent a while trying to figure out exactly what was causing the boots to fail. I tried disabling systemd units, just trying to narrow it down. I even got the logs from each failed boot, comparing it to a successful boot to find any differences just to have some idea of what the issue was.
One day I figured, it's possible that it could be an issue with systemd itself. So on my day off of work, I figured I'd try using a different init system, just to see if it would work 10 out of 10 times. Decided to try openRC, and sure enough, IT FUCKING WORKS!
Now, I don't hate systemd, I've always been on the fence about it. I feel like it just tries to do too much. I will say, it is fairly convenient to have a lot of things running off of one component, making them all compatible, BUT there's also the factor that one issue could potentially fuck shit up.
Hell, I'll say that it is easier to use systemd than openRC. Enabling unit files is easy as shit in systemd. But I personally like a challenge, and to learn new things, that's part of why I use Arch.
Anyways, I'm done with my rambling for today.2 -
When there's a dev on your team that's infamous for throwing code over the fence and you're always the one cleaning it up.. priceless.
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I like to compare OSses to playgrounds
OS x: a grass field with a fence with a watcher that keeps you from doing something possibly dangerous(/fun) . It's safe but not a lot you can do
Windows: a grass field with a fence, you can climb the fence if you want and do dangerous things if you aren't carefull. less safe but you can do more
Linux: a terrain of your choosing, you can do whatever you want, but it can quickly become dangerous if you don't know what your doing.6 -
Oh China, you still continue to amuse me... in that special way where i somehow both expect it and am hilariously, breifly shocked... then it's somber, confirming what we know is real/continues to be a societal and cognitive decline trend with no apparent rock bottom, without all-out demise as a near certainty... nor a hail mary play.
... but hey, what better way to digest the real-time info, indicative of something that should be terrifying, but is all too expected, than this unique type of format?
Seriously though, even if it worked amazingly, why would anyone be using it outside in public? Does it require several hours a day? If not, and it was a worthwhile result for you... wouldn't you just make it part of your morning and/or evening routine...even if it had nothing to do with aesthetics, that cant be sanitary... unless you also carry it in a water-tight container or disinfectant and typically bring/use your toothbrush and toothpaste mid-day or at unusual intervals.
I have sooo many more questions about this... and none are relative to who designed/mass produced this, nor the quality of the silicone. As it was developed/produced by the silicone factory ive done great, professional, no bs, business with for about a decade... which is why i waited years to publicly ridicule this contraption.
Fyi- their primary product lines are things like bongs and dab containers; im on the fence of it that makes this better or worse.
Creepy personal truth... i reeeeally wanna know how much that woman got paid... and do to my skill set (ie. Im near utter certainty that i could find her and ask her... likely easily abd definitely without being caught doing anything suspicious. Pro tip: publicly declaring things like this makes it a bit easier to not end up doing it... obvious premeditation adding significantly more to any sentencing.
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Bruce Perens. exceptional out-of-the-box thinking (busybox, electric fence) and a great advocate for the open source movement.
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Well i am on the fence with applying for a new job, currently management sucks and giving me additional load and complaining about orders that i took from them, any advice or stories about your management experience.
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Just Realized... I have like 1 of every device... I'm a full on fence sitter...
iPhone X -- work phone
Huawei p20 -- personal phone
MacBook -- work laptop
Lenovo ThinkPad running Arch Linux -- personal laptop
Window Surface -- research/teaching laptop (use it when I teach and need to bring notes)
Gaming PC -- Gaming PC
And all of this took ~5 years to garner... Geez... I like all of these devices too (and sometimes i hate em) Holy...1 -
I don't wanna be specific today, so I'll just post a song exerpt.
I love you, I hate you, I'm on the fence, it all depends
Whether I'm up or down, I'm on the mend, transcending all reality
I like you, despise you, admire you
What are we gonna do when everything all falls through?
I must confess, I've made a mess of what should be a small success
But I digress, at least I've tried my very best, I guess
This, that, the other, why even bother?
It won't be with me on my deathbed, but I'll still be in your head
Put me on a pedestal and I'll only disappoint you
Tell me I'm exceptional, I promise to exploit you
Give me all your money, and I'll make some origami, honey
I think you're a joke, but I don't find you very funny
https://youtu.be/o-nr1nNC3ds -
I am a bit of a kit whore, and I’m perfectly happy with that.
But, I am experiencing a dilemma, I have a PC, nothing spectacular, about 5-6 years old, Windows 10 and a Linux VM.
I also have an iMac.
My problem is that I can’t make my mind up about which to use and so spend a lot of time switching between the two.
I know I should really get off the fence, nail my colours to the mast and make a choice, but I just can’t seem to do it.
In Work I am very much Microsoft oriented, which is fine, although I’m trying to move towards .Net core for future development where I can.
At home I’m very much into Ruby on Rails, Nodejs, Laravel etc.
I think it’s getting to the point where I’ll just have to toss a coin -
I'm on the fence about changing my career path. It's the comfort zone of software development that keeps me in this bubble.
I mean, what other jobs are there where I can totally work from home and get to pick my work hours?1 -
!rant
So, does anyone here play Screeps? If so, what do you guys think of it, and i what language do you write code for it?
I am currently on the fence about picking it up again because fuck JS. If i can manage to get C# to compile to that game without crashing performance like a sinking submarine i would probably try it again. -
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Prepares for Staining or Sealing: If you're planning to stain or seal your fence, cleaning it beforehand is a crucial step. A clean surface ensures that the stain or sealant adheres properly, providing better protection for your fence.
Why Choose Western Mass Prowash LLC for Fence Cleaning?
When it comes to fence cleaning, it’s essential to choose a professional company with the right expertise and equipment to ensure a job well done. Western Mass Prowash LLC is a trusted fence cleaning company in Wilbraham, MA, known for delivering outstanding results. Here’s why homeowners and businesses trust us with their fence cleaning needs:
Experienced and Knowledgeable Team: Our team has years of experience in fence cleaning, and we understand the unique challenges that different fence materials pose. Whether your fence is made of wood, vinyl, or metal, we have the expertise to clean it effectively and safely.
Tailored Cleaning Techniques: Different fence materials require different cleaning approaches. We use a variety of techniques, including soft washing and pressure washing, to ensure that your fence is cleaned without causing any damage. Soft washing, in particular, is ideal for delicate surfaces like wood, preventing splintering and discoloration.
Eco-Friendly Solutions: We use biodegradable cleaning products that are safe for your family, pets, and the environment. You can trust us to clean your fence without leaving harmful chemicals behind that could damage your landscape or pose a risk to the environment.
Affordable and Transparent Pricing: At Western Mass Prowash LLC, we offer competitive rates for all of our services. We provide free estimates with no hidden fees, so you’ll know exactly what to expect before we start.
Customer-Focused Service: As a locally owned business, we take pride in delivering exceptional customer service. We work closely with our clients to understand their specific needs and ensure their satisfaction with every job.
Our Fence Cleaning Services
We offer a variety of fence cleaning services tailored to the needs of each client:
Wooden Fence Cleaning: Wood fences can easily accumulate dirt, algae, and mold. Our gentle soft washing techniques ensure that your wood fence is thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage or discoloration. We also remove any buildup that could cause wood rot and decay.
Vinyl Fence Cleaning: Vinyl fences are low-maintenance but can still gather dirt and grime. Our pressure washing methods remove stubborn stains and restore the clean, bright look of your vinyl fence.
Metal Fence Cleaning: Metal fences, such as aluminum or wrought iron, can develop rust and dirt buildup. We clean these surfaces effectively, ensuring they look polished and protected against corrosion.
Fence Staining and Sealing Prep: If you’re planning to stain or seal your fence, our cleaning services provide the perfect foundation for better absorption of stain or sealant, enhancing the protective qualities and appearance of your fence.
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Advance Fenceworks: Expert Wooden Fence Building in Winnipeg, MB
When it comes to adding charm, privacy, and security to your property, wooden fence building is a timeless solution that offers both functionality and aesthetic appeal. At Advance Fenceworks, we specialize in providing top-tier wooden fence building services to homeowners and businesses in Winnipeg, MB. Whether you’re looking to create a private retreat in your backyard or add curb appeal to your property, our expert team is here to deliver the perfect wooden fence tailored to your needs.
Located at 182 El Tassi Dr, Winnipeg, MB R3W 0M4, Advance Fenceworks offers high-quality craftsmanship, durable materials, and exceptional customer service. If you’re considering a wooden fence for your home or business, read on to learn more about why we’re the best choice for wooden fence building in Winnipeg.
Why Choose Advance Fenceworks for Wooden Fence Building?
When you choose Advance Fenceworks, you're selecting a team of skilled professionals who are dedicated to delivering the highest standards in wooden fence building. Here’s why we stand out in Winnipeg:
1. Experienced Fence Builders
Our team consists of experienced fence builders with a deep understanding of the wooden fence building process. We take the time to carefully assess your needs and design a fence that fits perfectly with your property’s aesthetic and functionality. Whether you need a rustic wooden fence for a rural property or a sleek, modern design for an urban backyard, we’ve got you covered.
2. Custom Wooden Fence Solutions
We believe that every property is unique, and we offer custom wooden fence building services to match your specific vision. From choosing the right wood type to designing the perfect height and style, we’ll work with you every step of the way to ensure your fence enhances the beauty and security of your property.
3. High-Quality Materials
We use only the best quality wood for our wooden fence building projects. We understand that wooden fences need to withstand the elements, and that’s why we use durable, weather-resistant materials that will hold up against Winnipeg's harsh climate. Whether you choose cedar, pine, or another wood type, we ensure that your fence is built to last.
4. Affordable and Transparent Pricing
At Advance Fenceworks, we are committed to providing high-quality fencing solutions at affordable prices. We offer competitive rates for our wooden fence building services without compromising on quality. Our upfront estimates are transparent, with no hidden fees, so you can budget confidently for your project.
5. Commitment to Customer Satisfaction
Customer satisfaction is our top priority. From the moment you contact us to the completion of your wooden fence building project, we focus on providing excellent service, ensuring that your fence is built to your exact specifications. We aim to exceed your expectations and deliver a fence that enhances the beauty, security, and value of your property.
Benefits of Wooden Fences
A wooden fence is more than just a boundary—it’s a functional and aesthetic addition to your property. Here are some of the top benefits of installing a wooden fence:
1. Privacy
Wooden fences provide excellent privacy for your home or business. Whether you’re relaxing in your backyard, hosting a gathering, or simply want to enjoy your outdoor space without prying eyes, a wooden fence creates a secure, private area for you and your family.
2. Aesthetic Appeal
Wooden fences are versatile and can complement a wide range of architectural styles. Whether you want a rustic, traditional look or a sleek, modern design, a wooden fence adds a natural, warm feel to your property. Additionally, wooden fences can be painted or stained to match your personal style and exterior decor.
3. Durability and Longevity
With proper care and maintenance, wooden fences can last for many years. The materials we use are designed to withstand Winnipeg's weather, and we take extra steps to treat and seal your fence to ensure it holds up against moisture, sunlight, and other environmental factors.
4. Increased Property Value
A professionally installed wooden fence enhances the curb appeal of your property, potentially increasing its value. If you're planning to sell your home, a beautiful wooden fence can make your property more attractive to prospective buyers.
5. Customization Options
Wooden fences offer a wide range of design possibilities. From classic picket fences to taller privacy fences, we can customize the design to suit your needs. You can choose the height, style, and finish to match your property’s character and meet your functional requirements.
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Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services: Professional Brick Cleaning Services & Fence Pressure Washing
At Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services, we know how important it is to maintain the exterior of your home or business. Whether you're dealing with dirty bricks or a weathered fence, our expert services will help restore your property's beauty. We proudly offer brick cleaning services and fence pressure washing in Meriden, CT, and surrounding areas. With our professional-grade equipment and experienced team, we guarantee outstanding results that will leave your property looking fresh and well-maintained.
Brick Cleaning Services
Bricks are a popular building material known for their durability, but they can also collect dirt, grime, mold, and stains over time. Our brick cleaning services are designed to preserve the beauty and integrity of your brick surfaces, from home exteriors to patios, walkways, and fireplaces. With our advanced cleaning techniques, we ensure that your bricks are thoroughly cleaned without causing any damage.
Our brick cleaning services include:
Exterior Brick Cleaning: The brick exterior of your home can become stained with dirt, mildew, or algae over time. We use soft washing and high-pressure cleaning techniques to remove these unsightly stains, restoring your home’s curb appeal.
Chimney and Fireplace Cleaning: Brick chimneys and fireplaces can accumulate soot and other contaminants. Our professional cleaning services will ensure your chimney looks clean, while also improving safety by removing build-up.
Patio and Walkway Cleaning: Whether your brick patio or walkway has become covered with moss or dirt, our team can revitalize it with our gentle yet effective brick cleaning process.
Mold and Mildew Removal: Mold and mildew can cause serious damage to your brick surfaces, especially if left untreated. Our brick cleaning services include mold and mildew removal to prevent long-term damage and ensure a safe, clean environment.
Using the latest equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions, we can effectively remove stains and dirt from your brick surfaces, extending their lifespan while maintaining their natural beauty.
Fence Pressure Washing
Fences are exposed to the elements year-round, leading to the accumulation of dirt, grime, mold, algae, and even mildew. Over time, this can not only damage your fence but also make it look worn and unattractive. Our fence pressure washing service will restore the beauty of your fence, whether it’s wood, vinyl, or metal, and extend its lifespan by removing harmful contaminants.
Our fence pressure washing services include:
Wood Fence Cleaning: Over time, wood fences can become discolored by algae, mold, and dirt. We use soft washing techniques that remove grime without damaging the wood, restoring its natural look and preventing rot or decay.
Vinyl and Metal Fence Cleaning: Vinyl and metal fences can also accumulate dirt and stains that detract from their appearance. Our pressure washing service effectively removes these contaminants, brightening up your fence and improving its curb appeal.
Stain Removal: Stains from dirt, grease, or organic growth can tarnish the appearance of your fence. Our professional-grade pressure washing equipment removes even the toughest stains, making your fence look as good as new.
Preservation and Maintenance: Regular fence cleaning not only improves the look of your property but also helps prevent long-term damage caused by mold, algae, and dirt. By scheduling regular fence pressure washing, you can prolong the life of your fence and keep it looking fresh for years to come.
Whether you have a wooden privacy fence, a chain-link fence, or a decorative iron fence, our expert team at Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services can handle it all. We use the appropriate pressure levels and eco-friendly cleaners to ensure the best possible results without causing damage to your fence.
Why Choose Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services?
When it comes to brick cleaning services and fence pressure washing, Elite Pressure Washing & Home Services stands out as the top choice for property owners in Meriden, CT, and surrounding areas. Here’s why:
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Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC: Enhanced Curb Appeal, Paver Cleaning, and Storefront Cleaning in Port Charlotte, FL
At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we understand how important it is to maintain the beauty and cleanliness of your property. Whether you're a homeowner wanting to boost your home's curb appeal or a business owner looking to keep your storefront looking fresh, we offer professional cleaning services tailored to meet your needs. Serving Port Charlotte, FL, and surrounding areas, we specialize in services like enhanced curb appeal, paver cleaning, and storefront cleaning that will help elevate the appearance of your property and make a lasting first impression.
Enhanced Curb Appeal: Make Your Property Stand Out
Your home’s exterior is the first thing people notice, and enhanced curb appeal can make all the difference when it comes to creating a welcoming atmosphere. Whether you're planning to sell your home or simply want to enjoy a beautifully maintained property, increasing your curb appeal is one of the best ways to make a statement.
At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer a variety of services designed to boost your property's curb appeal. From soft washing your house’s exterior and cleaning your driveway to paver cleaning and pressure washing your fence, our team can handle all of your exterior cleaning needs. Our expert team uses high-quality equipment and safe, eco-friendly cleaning solutions to make sure your property shines, increasing both its beauty and value.
Paver Cleaning: Restore the Beauty of Your Walkways and Patios
Pavers are a popular choice for driveways, patios, and walkways, thanks to their durability and aesthetic appeal. However, over time, dirt, grime, weeds, and algae can build up, causing your pavers to lose their luster. Paver cleaning is an essential service to maintain the appearance and functionality of your paver surfaces.
At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer specialized paver cleaning services that remove dirt, mold, mildew, and other debris without damaging the paver surface. We use the appropriate pressure and cleaning techniques to safely restore the color and texture of your pavers, leaving them looking as good as new. Our professional cleaning not only improves the appearance of your patios, driveways, and walkways but also helps prevent future buildup, ensuring long-lasting beauty and durability.
Storefront Cleaning: Keep Your Business Looking Its Best
As a business owner, your storefront is the first thing potential customers see when they approach your store. A clean, well-maintained storefront is key to making a positive first impression and encouraging customers to walk in. Over time, dirt, grime, and other contaminants can accumulate on windows, doors, sidewalks, and walls, diminishing your business's curb appeal.
Storefront cleaning is a vital service to maintain the cleanliness and professionalism of your commercial property. At Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC, we offer expert storefront cleaning that includes cleaning windows, pressure washing the exterior, and removing dirt and debris from walkways. Our team uses safe, effective techniques to ensure your storefront shines, making it inviting for customers and giving your business a polished, professional look. Whether you run a restaurant, retail store, or office, we’ll help you make a lasting impression with a spotless storefront.
Why Choose Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC?
When you choose Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC for your enhanced curb appeal, paver cleaning, and storefront cleaning needs, you're choosing a team of experienced professionals who care about delivering exceptional results. Here’s why we’re the trusted choice for property owners in Port Charlotte, FL:
Experienced Technicians: Our team is highly trained in the latest cleaning techniques, ensuring safe and effective results for all surfaces.
State-of-the-Art Equipment: We use high-quality equipment and eco-friendly cleaning solutions to achieve the best results without harming the environment.
Affordable Pricing: We offer competitive pricing with transparent, no-hidden-fee estimates so you know exactly what to expect.
Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed: We are committed to providing outstanding service and ensuring that you are completely satisfied with the results.
Contact Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC Today!
If you want to enhance your curb appeal, restore the beauty of your pavers, or maintain a spotless storefront, Gulf Coast Pro Wash, LLC is here to help. We are proud to serve Port Charlotte, FL, and surrounding areas with professional cleaning services that will leave your property looking its best.
Call us today at +1 (941) 830-5630 to schedule an appointment or request a free estimate. Let us help you boost your property’s appearance with our expert cleaning services!
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