Hehe right on point....glad I managed to take a screenshot :P

Starting dark mode on apps like...

To new beginnings

Me: so glad it's Friday!
Coworker: it's Wednesday...
Me: FUUUUCCKK. This is bullshit

Project manager: how was the day?
Me: wrote a few lines of code
Me: ran the code
Me: full of errors
Me: I cried

Fuck you java for forcing me to catch an exception which will never occur -.-

Anyone else get a little freaked out when someone tells you a website works BEST on IE?

Guy I just met: so what do you do?

Me: I'm a developer

Guy: no way! I work for a software company so... (goes on to talk for 10 minutes trying to show off his knowledge of software)

Me: so what do you do there?

Guy: sales

Me: oh...

Just because you work for a software company does not mean you know shit about software. Don't try to build some erroneous common ground with me because you walked by a developer's desk one time, looked at his or her screen, and magically thought you could understand code.

Supervisor: so you're going to write a perl script that will compile a jar that will be used to invoke a web service
Me: okay. What does the web service do?...
Supervisor: I'm not sure how it works. It'll just return a success or error code
Me: so I'm just going to invoke a black box?
Supervisor: that's a good way to think of it
Me: so how does the qa process work with this black box/how can we debug?
Supervisor: we don't have qa for it and we can't debug

What the fuck?!?!? You expect me to call a literal fucking black fucking box?!?! This isn't lambda calc you jabroni.

Most of my code solutions came to me while I'm in the shower
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I just hate it when clients with no knowledge of developing says I'm looking for "more professional"

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Somebody did that with dedication and you can't just call it that!!

SCREW YOU!!!
😡😡😡😡😡

My partner in crime

Dont get attached to your code at work! Coz it's not your code, you got paid for writing that code and that's it.

My work desktop setup!

Follow me on @cha_m_ra

Finally my fidget cube arrived

Every time I copy some code I feel like holding I'm something heavy till I past it somewhere!😋😋

Google DevFest Sri Lanka

Home desktop setup

What the user says and what they mean are rarely the same thing.

So first of all.. Fuck perl.. Actually, that's all I have to say

Supervisor has me making a web app in this badass new stack called the LAP (linux, apache, php) stack because he would he would like the app to be "simple". He's spot on though.. having a three letter acronym saves so much time.... and then we don't need to worry about a database... or querying.... or efficiency.... or even the web app itself because clearly he expects the fucking code gods to come down and turn this piece of shit web app into a fucking masterpiece if he thinks this shit can be done based on a hacked together file management system. Please save me code gods

Working in my underwear

My #developer stater pack!

Whiteboard interviews. Would say "my first whiteboard interviews", but I think they will always have the magic to make developers feel stupid.

It's 1:00( 1 am) here now...I wanted to get some coding done since 20:00(8 pm for the weird people ;P)
Got distracted by Dev rant all the time -.- and didn't write a single line of code...fml

From this day onwards I'm following this technique

If you didn't became a developer what would you be? What's your plan B?

Mine is to be a psychologist.

Is it just me or should devrant have codeblock syntax?

Work of a my co-workers good work! It's called colspan you dumb fuck! Best part is that no way I'm changing this coz I work in place where they don't give a fuck about code quality! So fuck it!

Why is it soooo taboo to ask co-workers salary?

What if you were asked to develop something that goes against your morals or beliefs. Would you do it?

PS - they are willing to pay you more that you ask for

Even though I have 500 reputation on StackOverflow I'm afraid to ask a question! Coz other devs can be really down right mean! No one knows everything, we are all here to learn. Some ppl don't understand that they too started like this.

True comment!
😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Power cut at the office now I have to talk to my coworkers!!! 🙄😶😑

When you got hired

HR: please come to us if there's any problems related work so that we can give a solution.

After years of working you send a mail with you problems, it's been months. Still no reply! And try to avoid conversation regarding that problem.

Good artists copy but great artist steal
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Nested nested if statements!!!
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How do you deal with team members who's not open to criticisms as a TL

Have you had any money saved? What is your process when it comes to saving money? What kind of investments did you do with your savings?

Started a new job on Monday. STILL DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO THE FUCKING SERVERS I NEED TO ANYTHING. Holy fucking shit I'm annoyed. Fuck you corporate bullshit. I already feel like quitting.

Programmers Bike

Got hooooot pink coloured pair of beats for my birthday!!! Best gift ever! Two most things I like is music and code this is the perfect gift! Pink is the only problem but fuck it. I love theseeeee!!!

Yesterday was a day off so I developed a vue, vuex , laravel application. Today back to work and start writing some shity code!

Spent hours troubleshooting an internal app that had zero logging today. It would just terminate, no exceptions, no feedback to the debugger, NOTHING.

Turned out to be the damn corporate virus scanner blocking "malicious" behaviour. Good thing my desk is so heavy or I woulda flipped it...

Did you ever take advantage of clients that has less computer literacy? Like have you ever escape a bug in the system by telling the client heavy technical BS! 😋

PS - fixings that bug later obviously!!

බෑ බෑ මට වැඩ කරන්න බෑ

Why do I find really hard to connect with my coworkers?! I'm an introvert but after few months in my old job I connected with everyone. In my new job I find it really hard! And it's almost a year! 😥😫

You are not real devloper untill you suddenly realized "that's how I should code that"

How do you manage your relationship with you partner and work like?

Bed to desk, desk to bed

When systems throttles your bandwidth during load tests and doesn't tell you, and you waste an afternoon investigating

You don't! Working for a bad company would ultimately give you the experience you need that a good company wouldn't

Thoughts on Apple making their own processors for Macs. Ready, go!

I asked for a front end developer not fucking project manager!

Finally successfully installed Ubuntu!!!!

There's nothing annoys me more that seeing un-indented code. I think I have code OCD

Hmmm! So I'm passive aggressive person. I don't argue with my fellow devs I post the their faults on devRant!

What if programming languages are only available commercially?

Had my dev job described as a "computer, desk job" in a condescending tone yesterday by a guy trying to convince me to join his pyramid scheme....
// TODO: come up with awesome rant about this so I can look badass

Thanks! It arrived sooner than I thought! Thank you! Love the stickers!!
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Mine was at my school when I was 13 or 15. I didn't have a computer at home because my parents could not offered a one. Back then I didn't know any thing about computers but always knew that I wanted to do something related to computers.

So, when I went to the computer lab in my school I was so dumb, I couldn't even click on a button using the mouse. We were partnered up two students per computer and me try so hard use a computer and my partner take over and show off his talent how he can use a computer.

I was sad and devastated even though I love computer I couldn't use a computer but my willingness to learn about computers science never faded a away!

Few years fast forward; I'm a web developer and I'm happy with what I do. The fellow student who showed off still contact me for his trouble shootings regarding computers.

Never give up on you dreams

Working as a team!! I hate working with others! 😫

How religious are you?

Job satisfaction minus infinity 😣😣😣😣😣😣

So this horrible client micromanaging every single thing in the application now suddenly asking me where a menu should go! I'm like why are you asking me that now I think you should take the menu and shove it up your ass?

3ds Max Python API Documentation.

No function has a single word explaining what it does.

The Documentation seems like it is completely auto generated and while writing the API they forgot to add Docstrings....

It's done. Agile has taken over my life. The other day I looked outside and thought, "As a user, I can stand on my lawn without my feet disappearing." And that's how I decided to mow my lawn.

Drowning my sadness and loneliness on Netflix

Launching my own product! Had enough BS from clients!

What's is the weirdest requirement a client has asked you to develop ?

When is the right time to move on to a new job?

Have you ever hit Ballmers Peak, only to fly past it but still keep coding? Sometimes it's an adventure looking at the code the next day. Three steps forward, one step back I say!

I'm wearing my headset even though there's no music playing!

Hmm! It turns out that my TL doesn't know what rubber ducky debugging is! 🤔🤔🤔

No one gives a fuck about clean code in the office. So fuck it! I'm writing bullshit!

Recently started working for home full day. I find it really boring. How to keep it interesting?

Starting my first dev job next week (except for freelance work) and I'm crazy nervous that I'm going to make some huge mistake and look really stupid. Did anyone else have these fears before their first dev job and, if so, how'd you stay at least a little confident?

Is there a way to implement Google analytics to a specific page.

So, my requirement is to let the user add his/her Google analytics to their page on my application. The page is in sub-route of the application (user/username)

Can I allow a user to do that? Are there any articles related to this?

When I started at my first job I was a fanboy for a co-worker who writes codes like nothing and there's is nothing he can not do when comes to coding!! I really admire his work. I always think how does he do it?!

Now I have a fanboy for my work 😎 he admires my work he thinks that there's nothing I can't solve.

I get it now, it's just experience and practice!

What are you working hours?

For those of you who DO use PHP, regardless of whether you like it or not, have you ever used something like PEAR? And what are your thoughts?
I'm writing a fairly basic internal web app for our PMs and I'm looking for something similar to npm to save me some time/effort. I should also mention that my supervisor insists it be in PHP...

Is it just me are I find it guilty to ask for a leave?!

What's your work music playlist?

So I quit my last job because they were only focusing on developing invoicing and inventory control systems. It was really boring same old thing every day!!

When I started my current job they were developing CMS and web solutions. But recently management is considering to develop invoicing and inventory control systems (which now I HATE ).

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE THERE'S MORE THAT!!!!
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Ugh, fuck the SSRS web service. Spent all week trying to consume the service with PowerShell, doesn't make it any easier when there are undocumented behaviours. TypeName property has to be Type, for instance, when creating a search condition, TOTALLY contrary to the documentation.

Want to change the data source for a report you uploaded? Gl;hf! Back to it next week, think I'm close to having a working deployment script...so close.

Ok! My new project still haven't started and I'm so bored , running out things to look into!!!
So far I have looked into
Firebase
Ethical Hacking
Some web developing concept...

Any suggestions??? Related to web developing, laravel , vuejs ???

How should you describe your job to a non-technical person?

Is there any system architectures who knows laravel??

What's the project you're working now and how do you feel about?

Working on some documentations on MS word and I'm pressing ctrl+space for auto complete!!🤣🤣🤣 Not only that ctrl+click for multiple cursor!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

!rant

How do you find a list of your favourited rants on the Android app? I can't for the life of me find it.

I forgot every thing and watch funny YouTube videos! And in between watching them I blame myself get depressed get angry!
I think I might be bipolar! 🤔🤣😀😂☹️

I'm not a good person

Recently I been having temper tantrums!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤😤😤😤

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Why do my coworkers use soooooooooooo many if statements and neast nested if statements?! 🤔

Doesn't feel like working even though I have two projects due soon!