So I told my wife one week ago: "Yeah, you should totally learn to code as well!"

Yesterday a package arrived, containing a really beautiful hardcover book bound in leather, with a gold foil image of a snake debossed into the cover, with the text "In the face of ambiguity -- Refuse the temptation to guess" on it.

Well, OK, that's weird.

My wife snatches it and says: "I had that custom made by a book binder". I flip through it. It contains the Python 3.9 language reference, and the PEP 8 styleguide.

While I usually dislike paper dev books because they become outdated over time, I'm perplexed by this one, because of how much effort and craftsmanship went in to it. I'm even a little jealous.

So, this morning I was putting dishes into the dishwasher, and she says: "Please let me do that". I ask: "Am I doing anything wrong?"

Wife responds: "Well, it's not necessarily wrong, I mean, it works, doesn't it? But your methods aren't very pythonic. Your conventions aren't elegant at all". I don't think I've heard anyone say the word "pythonic" to me in over a decade.

And just now my wife was looking over my shoulder as I was debugging some lower level Rust code filled with network buffers and hex literals, and she says: "Pffffff unbelievable, I thought you were a senior developer. That code is really bad, there are way too many abbreviated things. Readability counts! I bet if you used Python, your code would actually work!"

I think I might have released something really evil upon the world.

Not a specifically dev related story, but absolutely rant worthy.

Today I was working from home, and my wife called me to tell me that some awful person had thrown a young cat into the dumpster at her work.

To that person - you are a scumbag. You’re lucky no one left you alone in a hot car as a kid, let alone a dumpster. Seriously, why? Why is it so hard to take it to a shelter?

Anyway - I went and bought a whole bunch of cat stuff - I grew up with cats but I’ve never had one on my own. We’re at the vet now. I think we’ll name her Curry (after Haskell Curry, and lovely spicy dishes).

wife said she'll accept my pull request once I'm done with the dishes

Adult responsibilities for the morning are complete. Trash is out, dishes are done, coffee is made, time to learn some code ya filthy animals

Trust Me Devs,
In INDIA we use this to WASH DISHES in the Kitchen...

Minecraft running in docker. Yessir.

Ignore the dishes, I'm moving out at the moment.:D

> In office for first time in awhile
> Run into group of 4 people I don’t recognize in far cubicle corning laughing in hushed voices eating of an impressive spread of food
> See me and immediately look at each other with panicked expressions
> Confused, I put my hands up to indicate I come in peace
> They relax a little and say they thought I was from HR since they didn’t recognize me
> Ask why HR seeing them would be such a big deal
> They say their potluck is not “sanctioned”
> …?

So apparently HR just could resist ruining one of the only good things about coming into the office and one of the coolest things about the company’s culture. At least once a month there would be a giant potluck where everyone would bring some home cooked dish and share it. I can’t tell you how amazing these are in Canada, 50+ plates of authentic food from all over the world.

Unfortunately HR didn’t agree as 1. They didn’t cook so felt bad taking food. 2. Nobody asked them permission to put on these events they just happened organically. 3. Some people were bringing in food that they felt was culturally inappropriate (ie. caucasian guy bringing in homemade sushi).

HR recently banned all “unsanctioned” potlucks and all future potlucks needed to be approved through them with the following stipulations. 1. You could participate without bringing something by donating to HR $10 2. If you brought something you still had to give HR $10. 3. Things you brought in had to be approved by HR

Naturally the first and only potluck under these rules only 4 people brought something in as many couldn’t get their dishes approved because HR didn’t like what they were planning to bring (started out as being because culture and turned into HR just being picky), most just brought $10 so there wasn’t enough food to go around and so after HR took a giant group photo to post on the company’s social media accounts to show off how good the company’s culture is most everyone had to go out for lunch. HR sent out an email later that day exclaiming what a huge success for charity and the company brand the potluck was and they can’t wait for the next one. (I have the HR communications email marked as spam so I never saw the email). Nobody ever organized a sanctioned potluck after that.

However people still missed cooking and sharing their favourite recipes with one another so potlucks still occur but they are now very small, secret, invite-only, hush-hush affairs.

…What in the ever loving fuck

When you have a lamp switch for internet

My whole desk smells of "student life".
And I didn't wash the dishes forr... Actually ever. This picture is for you high-tier folks with jobs and fancy setups

KEEEPING IT REAAALL

Why the fuck do people have to be fucking lazy as hell? There is a dishwasher in the kitchen. Please put your fucking dirty dishes there and NOT ABOVE on the tray!
Also when you take a dump at the toilets: BE FUCKING QUIET! You sound like you are fucked from behind by a T-Rex! You can breath without making sounds!
And for christ sake: If you come into the bathroom please check the fucking signs on the locks BEFORE you try to enter! It is annoying as hell to sit there minding my own business while some douchebag tries to enter my rest room!

Once upon a time, there were a restaurant called "iEat.tech.com".
It was a small single-location place, where the sufficient number of patrons could be served by the cozy number of employees.
In fact, headcount was so lean that the cook was also the one who washed all the dishes.

But then came the suits and their "VC"(daddy) money and scaled shit up.
Soon, there were so many patrons that the dishes started to pile up the sink, never washed.
"We need someone to wash the dishes!" said the cook
"Fuck you, you wash the dishes!" said the s*its
Naturally, the cook left soon after.

The s*its had a problem now. They could not replace the cook fast enough - all other cooks were either young, inexperienced and mediocre (but did clean the dishes), or refused to waste their time on the sink.
So the suits did what $*its always do - they got a fucking consultant. Who told them to get a fucking dishwashing machine and billed them the GDP of Ireland.

The s*is, of course, did not want to buy a dishwashing machine. "Our fucking process is too fucking disruptive for us to use a fucking store-bought mass-produced metal servant!" (s*its don't know what "machines" are. For them, it's all in terms of "servants", employees and machines alike).

So the s*its hired an engineer to "solve the fucking dish problem, once and for all".
The engineer quickly started measuring and drawing and calculating. The engineer was about to prepare a budget when the s*its came screaming "What the fuck are you doing? There is a fucking pile of dishes in the sink!"
The engineer replied that "I'm designing the machine!", to what the s*its responded "don't bring me fucking problems, bring me solutions!" (or some other s*it blabber)

So the engineer quickly designed an efficient dishwashing assembly line to be done in half the time most people would. And then went back to designing the machine.
But the s*its were having none of it. They kept expanding and expanding and doing what they could so that the engineer never had a moment to work on the machine. They dit it so surreptitiously that no one barely even noticed, but one day they were paying a team of engineers to be fucking human dishwashers.

Now replace "dishes" with "Jira tickets" or "quick fixes" or "tiny changes" and fix other terms accordingly.
Fucking s*its.

So I landed this interview with a company that provided military simulations, to work as an android intern (mobile). And man was I intent on getting it, I could only dream of my first job being as a dev, for a company that developed cool software. 😯

I show up, pull out my laptop, go over some of my projects (crap at the time, since I was 16, but ChessAI ftw) and also show them an android app I developed.

Then, I pulled out my calculator and showed them a clock I'd made on it. That's probably when I lost them... ☹️

They asked me a couple questions about software development, like if I knew what agile was, or if I unit tested my code (didn't even know they existed at the time ☹️ ) , etc.

I had done research on the company and asked them questions about specific software and so on, also asked about what working there would look like, etc.

They never called.

I called.

They never answered.

😭

Ended up washing dishes. Honestly, fuck my life.

Washing the dishes.

Somehow it helps me think more clearly. This is why I'll never buy a dish washer.

And I was wondering why I don't have any cups left downstairs smh

My father was very supportive. Every time I was studying he'd take the dog for a walk, do the dishes and whatnot so I could study quietly and uninterrupted.

The rest of my family was supportive as well but not on that level. They always told me how awesome it is and do what I love.

I might actually quit. I'm within weeks (Army-stupidity pending) of working remote and not having to interact with my boss face to face, and I might quit.

2 week long call, everything I suggested was turned down/dismissed by him. Turns out, the second thing I suggested may have resolved the issue... After he decided he was going to take over the call.

While I was on the call, he ran the coffee maker, the kettle, banged his dishes around in the metal sink, and honestly tried to create as much noise as humanly possible, as he does for all my calls. I have multiple signs up requesting people be considerate.

He works for a different company, so I can't call HR, and I'm at the end of my patience.

Men who can’t wash dishes and clean their goddamn rooms because tHatS a WomAn’S jOb are simply not self-sufficient human beings.

Women who can’t find a job and make goddamn money to afford their lifestyle because tHatS a Man’S jOb are just the same.

"This pub is famous for its pork dishes. And I usually buy liquor from that stop, quality approved."

- one dev friend

// said "best advice"
// not "best dev advice"

That moment when you as a junior developer is trying to write good, maintainable code and a more senior developer stops by and says "It's too late to start adding good code. I'll help you quick fix it".

Not exactly a dev related rant.

Do you ever get the feeling when you're not working, like today, that you're kinda wasting time (can't find a better way to describe)? I usually work on Sunday at home, running behind insane deadlines, trying to anticipate tasks. Today was different, I woke up to a fresh VS 2017 install, updated my .net core api to 2.0, learnt how to deploy to Azure, made a CI/CD pipeline and then spend some fun time with my 5 month baby. Argued with him when Azure didn't let me make a new subscription. Sat on the sidewalk with him doing absolutely nothing for a solid half hour, only looking the way he admired everything around him and stuff. Took the trash out, did the dishes, helped with the laundry. But yet I feel like tomorrow gonna be a rough day, where everything will blow up 'cause I didn't did anything work related.

I'm starting to think I lost the taste of enjoying myself, enjoying the people around me, my family, parents, friends. I've been spending too much time on autopilot. Wake up, smoke, work, eat, work, smoke, sleep. Repeat.

I do enjoy my job, a little less when it's not dev related, but I do anyway. We are a small company with big contracts and tight deadlines. Always struggling to give our best and advance further, but I can see I'm loosing something while giving 120% of attention to my job.

Anyway, just wanted to get this thing out of my chest. Thank you if you read this far.

What can we do with a boss who urinates in a cup in his office and then dumps it in the kitchen sink even when we (all women) are sitting there eating lunch?

We are certain of what is in the cup because it smells, is yellow, and it sits right on his credenza in plain view. He’s even left it outside the office, forgetting to empty it.

A few weeks ago I was washing my lunch dishes and he dumped it right on top of my stuff. I was pretty much in shock, I just couldn’t believe it.

Is there something wrong here that I’m not getting? He’s the owner, the boss, in his 70’s, and very respected, but I don’t understand this. No one knows what to say. We feel that if we said something, he would deny it and since he’s the boss, who knows what would happen. Is there any way to approach this? The only other males in the office are related to him. Someone did mention it to one of them, but nothing has changed.

Wow I didn't realise how much money I could be saving by actually putting things in my dishwasher when I run it.
Mind-blowing right?

I used to just run my dishwasher empty every day for the fun, but now I get clean dishes too 🤯?
What a wonderful age we live in.

Thanks corporate water ad 👍

Want to make someone's life a misery? Here's how.

Don't base your tech stack on any prior knowledge or what's relevant to the problem.

Instead design it around all the latest trends and badges you want to put on your resume because they're frequent key words on job postings.

Once your data goes in, you'll never get it out again. At best you'll be teased with little crumbs of data but never the whole.

I know, here's a genius idea, instead of putting data into a normal data base then using a cache, lets put it all into the cache and by the way it's a volatile cache.

Here's an idea. For something as simple as a single log lets make it use a queue that goes into a queue that goes into another queue that goes into another queue all of which are black boxes. No rhyme of reason, queues are all the rage.

Have you tried: Lets use a new fangled tangle, trust me it's safe, INSERT BIG NAME HERE uses it.

Finally it all gets flushed down into this subterranean cunt of a sewerage system and good luck getting it all out again. It's like hell except it's all shitty instead of all fiery.

All I want is to export one table, a simple log table with a few GB to CSV or heck whatever generic format it supports, that's it.

So I run the export table to file command and off it goes only less than a minute later for timeout commands to start piling up until it aborts. WTF. So then I set the most obvious timeout setting in the client, no change, then another timeout setting on the client, no change, then i try to put it in the client configuration file, no change, then I set the timeout on the export query, no change, then finally I bump the timeouts in the server config, no change, then I find someone has downloaded it from both tucows and apt, but they're using the tucows version so its real config is in /dev/database.xml (don't even ask). I increase that from seconds to a minute, it's still timing out after a minute.

In the end I have to make my own and this involves working out how to parse non-standard binary formatted data structures. It's the umpteenth time I have had to do this.

These aren't some no name solutions and it really terrifies me. All this is doing is taking some access logs, store them in one place then index by timestamp. These things are all meant to be blazing fast but grep is often faster. How the hell is such a trivial thing turned into a series of one nightmare after another? Things that should take a few minutes take days of screwing around. I don't have access logs any more because I can't access them anymore.

The terror of this isn't that it's so awful, it's that all the little kiddies doing all this jazz for the first time and using all these shit wipe buzzword driven approaches have no fucking clue it's not meant to be this difficult. I'm replacing entire tens of thousands to million line enterprise systems with a few hundred lines of code that's faster, more reliable and better in virtually every measurable way time and time again.

This is constant. It's not one offender, it's not one project, it's not one company, it's not one developer, it's the industry standard. It's all over open source software and all over dev shops. Everything is exponentially becoming more bloated and difficult than it needs to be. I'm seeing people pull up a hundred cloud instances for things that'll be happy at home with a few minutes to a week's optimisation efforts. Queries that are N*N and only take a few minutes to turn to LOG(N) but instead people renting out a fucking off huge ass SQL cluster instead that not only costs gobs of money but takes a ton of time maintaining and configuring which isn't going to be done right either.

I think most people are bullshitting when they say they have impostor syndrome but when the trend in technology is to make every fucking little trivial thing a thousand times more complex than it has to be I can see how they'd feel that way. There's so bloody much you need to do that you don't need to do these days that you either can't get anything done right or the smallest thing takes an age.

I have no idea why some people put up with some of these appliances. If you bought a dish washer that made washing dishes even harder than it was before you'd return it to the store.

Every time I see the terms enterprise, fast, big data, scalable, cloud or anything of the like I bang my head on the table. One of these days I'm going to lose my fucking tits.

Coding is like cooking.

But only if
the heat source is lava. //Language
And the pot is lava. //IDE
And the food is lava. //Program
And the dishes are lava. //Classes
And the floor is lava. //APIs
And the tools are lava. //Compilers

Actually, develop while having a load of dishes to be washed..

No commute.. oh, wait, I live next to work..like literally next building.. ok, if I move it'd be no commute again..
No need to brush the hair, can wear yoga pants & hoodie & swear all I want.. oh, I do that even at the office (trying to tone down on swearing though)..Umm.. boss doesn't get to tell me to go home at 17.. well he does that even now.. o.O ok ok, I got this!! I can wash my hair during lunch break! And wash the dishes and clothes when on 'cig break'..
Meh... I wish I had a doggo to play with.. :(

I get so fucking awkward and autistic when i sit at work 8h a day and just work... I cant fucking communicate with people. I behave like the most extreme "nice guy" beta shithead and its hard to fight it.

Went to put coffee in the sink now and a girl was washing the dishes. In the same time another girl was coming into the kitchen. I stopped and wanted to wait for her to wash them. The girl walking in looked at me weird. I was turning around pretening like im searching something. She asked hey do u need something. I then turned a 360 in place (oh my fucking God) walked towards the sink 1 step and then 1 step back as if i forgot to walk. Then i replied i just wanted to wash the coffee. And then i awkwardly put the coffee in sink for the girl to clean my coffee too

So fucking embarrassing!

Only when i work from home at my pace within my environment ALONE (im the biggest introvert) is when i dont become autistic. I can communicate. Im an alpha chad

2 months into my first dev job, everything looks like a Jira ticket now.
Mum: wash the dishes
Me: create a ticket for that... i estimate the story points to be 2

I recently tried to apply the same data analytics rationale that I use at work to my personal life. This is not a rant, it is more like an data storytelling of an actual use case I would like some input on.

I set a goal - gotta thin up a bit and calm down my ticker - and got a (almost unreasonably expensive) field expert consultant to yell at me about it for a couple hours.

I unravel the metrics - there is like a million weight-related KPIs and most say nothing at all. I have never seen an non-infrastructure measurable subject that could not be resumed to 2-5 performance metrics. I got overall weight, how well my nine-years-old business suit fits me, heart rate, and day-after relative muscle pain (it will make sense soon).

Then its data-pipeline time. I bought a cheap weight scale and smartwatch, and every morning I input the data in an app. Yes, I try to put on the suit every morning. It still does not fit.

After establishing a baseline, I tried to fit different approaches. Doing equipment-free exercises, going to the gym, dieting. None was actually feasible in the long run, but trying different approaches does highlight the impacts and the handling profile of each method.

Looking at the now-gathered data, one thing was obvious - can't do dieting because it is not doable to have a shopping list and meals for me and another for the family.
Gym is also off the table - too much overhead. I spend more time on the trip there and back than actually there.
And home exercise equipment is either super crappy or very expensive. But it is also the most reasonable approach.

So it is solutions time. I got a nice exercise bycicle (not a peloton), an yoga mat (the wife already had that one) and an exercise program that uses only those two resources. Not as efficient without dieting, not as measurable and broad as the gym, but it fits my workflow. Deploy to production!

A few months pass and the dataset grows. The signal is subtle but has support - it works! The handling, however, needs improvement, since I cannot often enough get with the exercise program. Some mornings are just after some hard days.

I start thinking about what else I can improve in the program, but it is already pretty lean and full of compromises.
So I pull an engineer and start thinking about the support systems and draft profile. What else could be draining my willpower and morning time?

Chores. Getting the kids ready for school, firing up the moka pot, setting the off-brand roomba, folding the overnight-dried clothes, cooking breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning the toilets. All part of my morning routine. It might benefit from some automation.

Last month I got that machine our elders call "wasteful" and "useless crap lazy entitled Americans invented because they feel oh-so-insulted for simply doing something by hand like everyone always did" - a "dish-washer".
Heh, I remember how hard was to convince my mother-in-law that an remote-controled electric garage door would not make she look like an spoiled brat.
Still to early to call, but I think that the dishwasher just saved me about 25 mins every morning. It might be enough to save willpower for me to do more exercise.

This is all so reflective of all data analytics cases really are out in the wild - the analytics phase seems so small compared to the gathering and practical problem-solving all around. And yet d.a. is what tells you that you are doing the wrong thing all along. Or on what you should work next.

Why is it ok for a girl to live off her husbands salary and not vica versa? Like fuck it ill do the dishes and play games all day and to hell with my 9 to 6 job. Starting to seem the only way i’d be able to code what i want not what im asked too 🤷🏻‍♂️

My last Saturday (no atomoxetine):
- laid in bed
- watched youtube

My today's Saturday (yes atomoxetine):
- went to the store for food (leaving my home is a HUGE problem for me, can't overstate this)
- washed dishes
- swiped every room
- deep cleaned cat's litter box
- deep cleaned the toilet
- washed both sinks
- did the laundry
- cleaned all three of my laptops
- cleaned my monitor
- washed both mousepads
- took a shower
- reorganized the storage room
- reorganized the bookshelf (yes, it's singular, and I store quite a bit there: books, chargers, etc.)

I recommend Atomoxetine to everyone who's autistic/ADHD. It's a great option if you don't have access to Ritalin or Adderall. If they're illegal in your country (Russia, I'm looking at you), chances are that Atomoxetine is legal.

Can't imagine my productivity on something way stronger like Adderall. Soooo desperate to get it.

My mother and my stepdad spent all their money on themselves. They even went to Finland once, not bringing me with them, and do you know what they brought me as a present? A bottle of dish soap. I was the one to wash all dishes for the family of five.

Yeah.

While doing the dishes, I came up with a nice little way of responding to the question of "so what do you do?" when asked by muggles.
And here it is:
"I work on a project called the applicability of artificial intelligence to detection of anal cavities"
Yes, I'm aware of how antisocial that makes me sound.
No, I don't care.

Shut up and do the DISHES!

Why do anything? We all live on a floating rock. There is no meaning. To define meaning is our lives, objective or subjective, is functionally absurd. We are all here, chasing fleeting moments of joy and pretending like things matter. We are born and then have sex and do the dishes and scroll through our feed endlessly until our inevitable deaths. Nothing matters. Post on DevRant. Or don’t.

Heres a rant you dont see everyday, the lazy gits in my office who dont clean up after themselves. Go to the kitchen to make coffee only to be confronted by a mountain of dishes, the peak of which may have been level with High Hrothgar. Had to dry them and put them away before I could really even move. Like just wash something after you use it, then take the extra 20 seconds to dry it and put it away, dont just rinse it and then leave it sitting there. AAARRRGGGHHHH

2023 After a big working day ! I just want to relax with an easy movie to watch
The movie
- Political
- overpower woman that spite on man
- the message
- remake, spin off
- predictable as fuck story line
- actors that have no fucking emotions
- plots twist predictable
- predictable boring scary jump
- watch it on netflix, disney+, Amazon prime, HBO, Crave, Helix, Tou.tv for only 25$ a month
- CGI are fucking ugly shit
- story incoherence
- movie are always politicly correct
- i see the camera man in the cars window is fucking obvious
- people working in movie are poor as fuck because shit actors want lot's and lot's of money
- lot of movie are make for the branding not the movie itself
- you notifications are more interesting than the movie itself
- you want to go to the theater... 99$ popcorn and M&M bag of 20 pieces
- kids want to listen something else
- woman want help with the dishes at 10 PM
- no more beer or chips

You know what ? I think i will go feed some duck 🦆 at the park next time

Did I suffer through 2023? Hell yes! Fuck 2023! A LOT of doubt, anxiety, thinking that I live wrong somehow.

Yet, I’m completely satisfied with the results of 2023, with what I was able to accomplish. It means I do, in fact, live my life right. If I carry on doing what I do, I’ll be getting what I get. Here’s what happened to me in 2023:
- Cat!
- No more sugar
- No more smoking
- First time reading paper books in 15 years
- Made me a new website (miloi.am/engine) that, for the first time in my life, isn’t about me as a job candidate, but about me as a person.
- SENT MY DEVRANT LINK to my CEO! Dreaded this coming out for YEARS. Finally did it. He read my posts, told me I’m free to be who I am, told me he already knows me well, that he wasn’t surprised, and overall didn’t care much.
- New name, new pronouns
- Learned how to cook: soups, pancakes, falafel, other popular dishes. Most importantly, now when I go through the store, I’m not afraid of thinking about cooking. I look at something, and I know how to cook it, more or less.
- Found a good psychiatrist, got properly diagnosed, got properly prescribed
- Made a FIRE architecture at my work
- Conceived (and partly implemented) four monetizable side projects (that I can’t monetize yet because of my passport situation)
- Several VERY important insights that completely changed who I am. Several super crucial self-therapy skills.

Let’s see what happens in 2024 😛

Someone should make a movie about three ghosts that haunt a BLOODY CROOK who makes his employees and coworkers burn the midnight oil in the bloody CHISTMAS EVE because the fucker haven't finished something that should have been ready TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO.
The ghost of Christmas past shows the fucker that he was a bloody LAZY KID who made his elderly relatives cook, host, clean, wash the dishes and everything else all by themselves during family-gathering season.
The ghost of Christmas present shows him his employees' children teary eyed that daddy doesn't get to watch cartoons with them before bedtime (we're not Christians but just because my house is a steak-free zone it doesn't mean my kids don't expect gifts from santa, like most kids in their school!)
The ghost of Christmas future shows a Netflix documentary on how the fucker got arrested for being a BLOODY CROOK that gets played by some actor who is a hollywood-level jerk who beats his wife. And the show gets a 3% on rotten tomatoes, just to salt the wound. Oh, and a voiceover says the real BLOODY CROOK hanged himself in prison or something and his family is happy he did it.

Fuck, I hate, for real hate, people whose tardiness bleeds out on honestly-working people. I had to wake up one of my devs to fix the SHIT that the bloody crook higher-up shat on us.
My guy is getting a raise as soon as I can scream at the bean counters and my boss will be getting some loooooong, data-rich report on how the bloody crook's department is pissing in our soup.
Fuck everything.

I’m sorry, but if you are still complaining about JavaScript, but have really done nothing to replace it as a language or produce an alternative on the web, your complaining is not solving anything and kind of annoying…

It’s like saying, “I hate how every time I cook food I have to wash dishes”, well like I guess that’s just part of the thing u sign up for…

Went to a food stall, ordered the dishes(very simple and must have dishes in any food stall) in menu, and they replied it not yet available.. coming soon...
I immediately thought that IT world has affected the food industry too..
Now, they have coming soon and TODO in their Menu..
Imagine, waiters telling:
"Sir, the dish you ordered is currently in beta testing phase, and we are working to push it into prod soon. Meanwhile, enjoy the existing features(dishes) provided by our restaurant"

I just noticed that when my wife fills the dishwasher, she always leaves empty the space between the border and the first support for the dishes.

I'm starting to be afraid that she might also believe that arrays start at 1...

When I say I use vim most people think I'm doing the dishes.

so one of our managers sent me an email what has to be changed in our FAQ section which runs on WP...

but then i remembered, our cleaning lady had a surgery and wasn't here for a week, maybe she will not come for another week and the kitchen is already starting to get real smelly...

so i created a user for our manager and sent him the credentials to his brand new WP editor account so he can make his changes and went to wash the dishes instead

the end.

now I gotta was dishes instead of writing code

Still as a scholar who has had his intership I decided that I was finally confident enough in my ability to apply for a small part-time programming job. I had an internship at a cool exhausting place with tons of expertise and I've proven myselve over there. So now I wanted a job on the side. Nothing special, just something that would make a little money with programming instead of washing dishes at the restaurant.

So I started at this small internet based startup (2 or 3 progammers) as a backend-oriented programmer. The working hours were amazingly compatible with my school schedule.

The lead dev also sounded like a smart guy. He had worked as a backend guy for years and had code running on verry critical public infrastructure that if it were to fail we'd be evacuated from our homes.

As a first asignment I got an isolated task to make an importer for some kind of file format that needed integration. So I asked for access to the code. I didn't get it since they were going to re-do the entire backend based on the code I wrote. I just needed to parse the file in a usable object structure. So I found out that the file format was horrible and made a quite nice set of objects that were nice. At the end of the first week or so I asked if I could get access to the code again, so I could integrate it. Answer was no. The lead dev would do that. I could however get access to my private repository.

Next week a new intern was taken to build a multiplatform responsive app. Only downside was that all the stuff he had ever done was php based websites. It wasn't going anywhere anytime soon, but I figured that that was where internships were for. So I ended up helping him a lot and taught him some concepts of OOP and S.O.L.I.D. and the occasional 30 minute rants of IndexOutOfRangeException, ArgumentException and such.

So one day he asked me how to parse a json string and retrieve a specific field out of it.
I gave him something like the following to start with:
"
JObject json;
if(!JObject.TryParse(jsonString, out json))
{
//handle error
}
string value;
if(!json.tryget("foo", out value).../// code continues
"

but then the main dev stepped in and proposed the following since it wouldn't crash on an API change:
"
dynamic json = new JObject(jsonString);
string value = json.myJsonValue;
"

After me trying to explain to him that this was a bad choise for about 15 minutes because of all kinds of reasons I just gave up. I was verry mad that this young boy was forced to use bad programming pracises while he was clearly still learning. I know I shouldn't pick up certain practises. But that boy didn't.

Almost everytime the main dev was at the office I had such a mindboggling experience.

After that I got a new assignment.
I had to write another xml file format parser.
Of course I couldn't have any access to our current code because... it was unnecesary. We were going to use my code as a total replacement for the backend again.
And for some reason classes generated from XSD weren't clear enough so after carefull research I literally wrapped xsd generated code in equivalent classes.

At that moment, I realized I made some code that was totally useless since it wasn't compatible with any form of their API or any of the other backend code. (I haven't seen their API. I didn't have access to the source.) And since I could've just pushed them generated XSD's that would've produced thesame datastructure I felt like I was a cheat. I also didn't like that I wasn't allowed to install even the most basic tooling. (git client or, Ide refactoring plugins, spelling checker etc...)

Now I was also told that I couldn't discuss issues with the new guy anymore since it was a waste of my valuable time, and they were afraid that I taught him wrong concepts.

This was the time that my first paycheck came in so I quitted my job.
I haven't seen any of the features that I've worked on. :)

My colleagues excel at envisaging shit extracurricular activities. It may not be so godawful irritating if they weren't hypocritical scum, all of them but ESPECIALLY, the girls. When you're sick, nobody checks on you. When you text them, they don't reply. They only initiate conversations to get something. They are never friendly except they need a favor and have run out of options. You can't borrow more than one 1k naira from any during an emergency. Then they force you against your will to oblige them

Last year, they came up with this crappy cook fest assigning dishes each staff is to cook and present like some science expo project. I declined but participation was enforced. Things went sour with the caterer I recruited. Work that day was a living hell for me, I eventually had to leave

Next, they devised an end of year dinner, instead of converting all that money to a much needed 13th month salary or even bonuses. Thankfully, attendance was not compulsory so I and one other girl could exempt. Why would I buy/borrow dress code costumes at such short notice, to assemble with a bunch of people who think I'm crap?

This year again, they roped me into this dumb "love feast" program for valentine. I was livid and incensed. I stormed the inbox of one of the male instigators and gave him a piece of my mind. This scoundrel literally shakes my hand irl like it's covered in poop. Nowadays, he waltzes into my office without the courtesy to greet me. I'm so inconsequential and insignificant. He ordered me to delete the messages, implying he might leak them like the ex hr once did. Of course, I refused

The girl they paired me to buy gifts for doesn't reply my chats. I literally sent some that morning but she had the audacity to walk up to me and tell me what she wants me to buy her. It's our bosses fancy mug and my next seat buddy immediately tells me how crazy expensive it is

They've all got read notifications turned off. It's not even creepy messages or require deep thinking or lengthy replies. It's just not being regarded worthy to be communicated with. These are the people I'm going to spend a dime on. They don't even TRY to pretend I'm a human being. Literally don't talk to me but everyone else plays with each other. Personally, I'm not a gift person. I NEVER buy myself anything unless it's an absolute necessity. So why would I rack my brain, go out of my way to get you some shit you aren't even going to appreciate? It's a waste of money and intentions. They claim it helps with team bonding. I'm sore and bitter cuz that is a lie. Those interested in each other go home together, outings, sleep together, reply each other's messages. They don't need some formal carnival to do any of that

Messages are the most basic things. It's utterly insulting cause everyone always has their devices holstered. They respond to the boss instantly when tagged on the group. Any act of not communicating directly, is both deliberate and a passive declaration of war. So why drag me into your annoying shows? Do your clique thing however you want. Leave me the hell out of it

Washed dishes. This like code review except the dishes smell better

And here it comes bois, the famous Monday Morning Mumbling is back, for everyone's pleasure.

Do you remember your uni years, when you had wonderful coding lessons, and you learned sick languages ?

I do aswell, since I'm still in uni.

But why, WHY, IN ALL OF GOD THOUGHTS, DO I STILL HAVE TO TAKE MATHS LESSONS ?

It's my fourth fucking uni year, and I'm still supposed to deal with math lessons which are about what I learned 6 years ago. And guess what ? I still failed the test since I fucking don't understand a single shit in maths.

"Uuuuh if yu wan tu derivate a function u hav to multiply ur derivated function basic expression with the derivate itself lul xDDD so funi"

FUCK OFF DUDES I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SICK BIRD SHIT ABOUT MATHS. I WASTED THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE LEARNING ABOUT BINARY TREES, MATHEMATICALS WAYS OF SPILLING YOUR CEREAL BOWL WHEN YOU HAVE TO LEAVE IN FIVE MINUTES, NUMERIC WAY OF OPTIMIZE YOUR SINK SPACE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO DO THE DISHES, JUST LET ME FUCKING WRITE CODE INSTEAD OF ANNOYING ME WITH UNEXPLAINABLE MATHS SHIT NOW !

I know maths are important, okay ? But I'm so fucking tired of learning this shit again and again and still failing those shitty tests where they only give you maths problems without any other goal than messing with your grades.

Fuck this shit I'm pissed off on so many levels, I wasted tons of money on a private school to enhance my résumé history, and now I'm stuck with some strange "f'(x)" boi that will ruin my year.

RT's appreciated, if you recognised yourself in this story, don't forget to send some biscuits to my postal address.

TL;DR : Why wasting your time on theoritical lessons when you could use your time to learn new dynamic technos, like C++98 ?

In a country, a long time ago there was a programmer by the name of Alex. He was a programming genius and apart from a few hours of sleep, he was busy developing unique programs for new generation technology firms. Alex was a bachelor and he happily and proudly lived the way he wanted to. He did not have duties, authority over him, bosses to report to, children to take care of, and distractions. He could sit and code for the entire day without getting any break or feeling a bit tired. However, he had no idea that everything in his life was soon going to turn around. Before Marriage: The Bachelor’s Life Alex was the epitome of a modern ‘Play Boy ‘ or every man’s dream. He was fairly dressed, had a classy house, a snazzy car, and a good-paying job. He was in the habit of spending his mornings drinking coffee while browsing through the different coding topics. He comes in the afternoon and spends the evening part of the day with his friends. Life has never been this good. Alex was able to work hard and the more he was innovative, he enjoyed it. It illustrates how a young person would sit for many hours coding at night and not bother about other people around him. He was alone as a bird and as per him, that’s what he wanted to be. He had no peer to tell the truth to, no wife to prepare meals for, no maids to babysit his mess. A man could chow down a pizza for breakfast, lunch, and supper with not even a raised eyebrow from onlookers. He was profiting from living the best life he possibly could. After Marriage: Married Life: Alex & Sarah The climax for Alex is when he marries Sarah on a sunny morning on a fine day. Young people met, and after becoming enamored, started a family and got married to find a new home. Sarah was friendly with people and it was very easy for her to make friends; however, she had little knowledge of technology. Alex had it in his mind that marriage does not change the life you lead and how wrong he was. It was a fairy-tale to have such a perfect life for several days after the marriage. Their nights would be spent in front of the television set with their arms wrapped around each other, eating takeout. Despite this, when the number of days stretched into weeks, and the weeks into months, Alex felt the beginning of a shift in his behavior. The Coding Cave That Transformed into A Home Office Due to the pandemic the coding cave Alex used to have became a home office. Sarah had made up her mind to open her business from home, therefore, she required a home office. Thus, she moved inside the cubicle that Alex had created as his coding cave and left him with no space to code. He now had to code in the living room, because Sarah would incessantly request him to either lower the auditory input of the keys he was typing or to switch off the LCD screen. The Once-Clean Apartment Turns into a Mess Alex was a neat freak, and he adored tidiness, especially in his apartment. But after marriage, his once clean and neat-looking apartment was changed into a dirty one. Although Sarah was not very neat, she used to litter her things anywhere she felt like without being conscious of it. Alex was a programmer and his coding notes were mixed with Sarah's business papers, it irritated him so much. Alex’s to-do list before marriage The to-do list before marriage only comprised coding-related tasks. At marriage, however, he seemed to have developed a longer list of things to do than ever before. Instead of just going to the grocery store to buy some food, Alex seemed to have endless tasks to do mostly around the house. He had to cook for himself, sweep the house, and wash the dishes among other things. This was a new world as far as he was concerned. The Pizza Days Are Over Gone there is no more time for Alex could eat pizza in the morning, afternoon as well and evening. Sarah was very conscious of what she took as food or what her family took as food and therefore ensured that Alex took healthy home-cooked foods. He could not have the pizza anymore but the meals prepared by Sarah were really tasty. Conclusion Therefore from a life before marriage to the life after marriage, it was evident that Alex led two different lives. He went from a playful man with not much responsibility to a man with more responsibilities as a husband and a father. Still, he wouldn’t have it any other way, despite these changes. Later he cherished Sarah and the life they had, and nothing in this world could make him exchange what he had now. Essentially, it was a tricky business being married, but a blessing, and an addition of love, company, and much hilarity too. Therefore, if you are a bachelor reading this, embrace your coding cave and your pizza days because once you utter the words ‘I do,’ all those will be things of the past.But trust me, it's all worth it.

Degani Malvern East – Proud to Be Part of a Leading Australian Café Brand

Looking for a local café that delivers exceptional coffee, delicious food, and a warm community feel? Degani Malvern East, located at 255 Waverley Rd, Malvern East VIC 3145, offers everything you'd expect from a top-tier Australian café brand. As part of a respected café chain in Australia, Degani brings consistency, quality, and creativity to every plate and cup—making us a favorite in the local Melbourne café scene.

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Degani is proud to be a well-established café chain in Australia, known for delivering the perfect blend of local charm and national quality standards. At Degani Malvern East, we maintain the values the brand is known for: premium ingredients, expertly crafted coffee, and a relaxed, inviting atmosphere that reflects our vibrant Melbourne roots.

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Among Melbourne brunch spots, Degani Malvern East offers a standout experience with an all-day brunch menu that’s both diverse and satisfying. From fluffy pancakes and smashed avo to protein bowls and artisan toasties, our dishes are made fresh to order using quality ingredients. Whether you’re a traditional breakfast lover or into modern, health-conscious choices, we have something to match every brunch mood.

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At Degani Malvern East, you’ll find the kind of café vibes Melbourne is famous for—laid-back yet lively, stylish yet welcoming. With comfortable seating, both indoor and outdoor spaces, and a community-focused ambiance, our café is the perfect place to slow down, reconnect, and recharge. Whether you're here for work, conversation, or quiet time, our space is designed to feel like your local escape.

Why Choose Degani Malvern East

Degani Malvern East is more than just a café—it’s your go-to destination for quality food, great coffee, and authentic Melbourne café culture. Whether you're a local resident, a weekend wanderer, or just exploring what Malvern East has to offer, we’re here to serve you with a smile.

What makes us unique:

Part of a trusted and established Australian café brand

Consistently high-quality food and coffee

Signature brunch menu served all day

Ideal café vibes for relaxing or working

Pet-friendly outdoor seating and family-friendly service

Contact Us

Degani Malvern East
Address: 255 Waverley Rd, Malvern East VIC 3145, Australia
Phone: +61 3 8766 0676
Opening Hours: Open Daily – Morning to Late

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At Pipe Doctor Home Services, Inc., we provide a full range of water heater services to meet the needs of homeowners in Woodmere, NY, and nearby communities. Here’s how we can help:

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If you’re in need of a new water heater, we offer expert installation services for a variety of systems, including:

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These energy-efficient units provide on-demand hot water without the need for a large storage tank. Our experts can help you choose the right size and model for your home.

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Whether you need a replacement for an old unit or are upgrading to a more energy-efficient model, we provide reliable installation services for traditional storage tank water heaters.

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Combining the benefits of a traditional tank with heat pump technology, hybrid water heaters are highly energy-efficient and ideal for households with higher hot water demand.

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Our team is trained to repair all types of water heaters, including gas, electric, and hybrid models. We use only high-quality parts to ensure long-lasting repairs.

Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC: Elevating Dining to the Next Level

When it comes to exceptional cuisine that transcends the ordinary, Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is a name that stands out. Known as a Next Level Chef, Brandon Rogers is redefining what it means to experience fine dining with an innovative touch. Whether you're hosting an intimate dinner or planning an unforgettable event, Chef Rogers brings culinary artistry and creativity to every dish, ensuring your dining experience is nothing short of extraordinary.

Located in the heart of Chicago at 1 E Erie St, Suite 525-5584, Chicago, IL 60611, Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is committed to taking your taste buds on an unforgettable journey. With an eye for detail and a passion for perfection, Chef Rogers is more than just a chef—he's a culinary visionary who takes pride in pushing the boundaries of flavor and presentation.

What Makes Chef Brandon Rogers a Next Level Chef?
Being a Next Level Chef isn't just about cooking—it's about innovation, technique, and creating an experience that goes beyond just the food. Chef Brandon Rogers combines classical training with contemporary methods to craft dishes that are visually stunning and bursting with flavor. His focus on quality ingredients, bold flavors, and beautiful presentations has earned him a reputation as one of Chicago's most sought-after chefs.

Chef Rogers is not afraid to experiment, blending diverse culinary traditions and techniques to create bold new flavors. His approach is always fresh, dynamic, and adaptable, ensuring that each meal is perfectly tailored to his client’s tastes and needs.

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As a Next Level Chef, Chef Brandon Rogers offers more than just a meal—he creates an experience. From private dinners to corporate events, Chef Rogers works closely with his clients to design custom menus that reflect their preferences and dietary needs. Every dish is crafted with care, using the freshest ingredients and the highest standards of quality.

Whether you are planning a lavish wedding reception, an intimate dinner party, or a corporate gala, Chef Rogers ensures that each event is perfectly catered to your vision. His attention to detail extends beyond the food to every aspect of the dining experience, from the table settings to the ambiance. With Chef Brandon Rogers at the helm, your event is guaranteed to be an unforgettable culinary experience.

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Being a Next Level Chef means Chef Brandon Rogers doesn’t just focus on taste—he also brings artistry to the presentation of each dish. He believes that food should not only taste incredible, but also look beautiful and evoke emotion. Each plate is a work of art, designed to delight the eyes as much as the palate. From vibrant colors to unique plating techniques, Chef Rogers ensures that every meal feels like an exclusive, one-of-a-kind creation.

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Chef Brandon Rogers, LLC is perfect for those who want to take their dining experiences to the next level, offering:

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Bailey Appliance Repair & Installation: Your Trusted Partner for Reliable Appliance Repair Services

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Antalia NYC: Your Premier Caterer for Unforgettable Events in New York City

When it comes to hosting a memorable event in New York City, the food you serve can make all the difference. At Antalia NYC, we specialize in providing exceptional catering services that will leave your guests impressed and satisfied. Located at 17 W 45th St, New York, NY 10036, Antalia NYC is not just a restaurant—it’s a full-service caterer offering a diverse range of Mediterranean and Turkish-inspired dishes perfect for any occasion.

Whether you’re planning an intimate gathering, a grand wedding, or a corporate event, our catering services are designed to elevate your event and create a lasting impression. Our team at Antalia NYC works closely with you to craft a customized menu that fits your event’s theme and dietary needs, ensuring that every dish is a perfect fit.

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At Antalia NYC, we understand that every event is unique, and we take great care in offering personalized catering services to meet the specific needs of our clients. Here’s why we stand out as a top caterer in New York City:

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Tailored Menus for Every Event: Whether you’re hosting a casual cocktail party, an elegant wedding, or a corporate luncheon, our catering team will work with you to create a menu that fits your vision and budget. From appetizers to desserts, we offer a wide selection of dishes to suit all tastes.

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Exceptional Presentation: At Antalia NYC, we believe that the presentation of your food is just as important as the flavor. Our beautifully arranged platters and dishes will enhance the visual appeal of your event, making it even more memorable.

Catering Menu Highlights at Antalia NYC

Meze Platters – A staple of Mediterranean cuisine, our meze platters feature a variety of small dishes perfect for sharing. Choose from fresh hummus, baba ghanoush, tzatziki, muhammara, and more. These dishes are a great way to start your event and get everyone talking.

Grilled Kebabs and Meats – Our signature kebabs and grilled meats are always a crowd favorite. From tender lamb chops to juicy chicken and beef skewers, our meats are marinated and grilled to perfection, delivering rich and smoky flavors.

Pide (Turkish Flatbread) – Often referred to as Turkish pizza, our pide is a great option for catering, featuring a crispy crust topped with a variety of ingredients like cheese, vegetables, and meats. It’s a fun and flavorful addition to any spread.

Seafood Options – We offer a variety of fresh seafood dishes, including grilled fish, shrimp, and calamari. These dishes add a light, refreshing option to your menu while maintaining the bold Mediterranean flavors.

Baklava and Desserts – No Mediterranean meal is complete without something sweet! Our homemade baklava, with its layers of filo dough, honey, and pistachios, is a perfect way to end your catered event on a sweet note. We also offer other traditional desserts to suit every taste.

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At Antalia NYC, we believe that great food can make any event special. Our catering services are perfect for:

Weddings: Celebrate your big day with a memorable menu that combines flavor, elegance, and authenticity. We offer a wide variety of dishes, from appetizers to desserts, to make your wedding reception unforgettable.

Corporate Events: Impress your colleagues, clients, or employees with our professional catering services. Whether it’s a business lunch, conference, or corporate party, our Mediterranean-inspired menu is sure to please.

Private Parties: Whether you’re hosting a birthday, anniversary, or family gathering, Antalia NYC’s catering will elevate your celebration. Our diverse menu options ensure that everyone will find something they love.

Special Events: From holiday parties to fundraisers and more, our catering services are perfect for any event. Let us handle the food while you focus on creating lasting memories.

Why Antalia NYC is the Best Caterer for Your Event

Why can't some people just go to a quiet environment or use the damn mute button when they are not speaking over Skype?
Honestly, i wonder what some people do while a Skype meeting. According to the sounds they make either chewing on their mic or siting next to a highway. One guy today was taking out his goddamn dishes out of the diswasher udring the meeting, without muting himself. Other people appearently have a mic from the mid 1990's and using 56k modem. MY EARS HURT

Chapati Man: The Best Indian Catering and Delivery Service in East London

Located at 81 New Rd, London E1 1HH, Chapati Man is not just a restaurant; we’re your go-to choice for group Indian catering and office lunch Indian delivery in East London. Whether you’re hosting an event, organizing a work lunch, or simply craving delicious, authentic Indian food, we offer a wide variety of options that cater to all tastes and dietary preferences.

Group Indian Catering in East London
Planning an event, gathering, or party? Chapati Man offers the perfect group Indian catering services in East London. Our catering menu is designed to bring the bold and vibrant flavors of India to your special occasion. From wedding receptions to corporate events or casual get-togethers, our team is dedicated to making sure your guests enjoy an unforgettable meal.

We offer a wide range of Indian dishes that cater to various tastes and dietary needs, including vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options. Whether you want rich curries, sizzling tandoori meats, or vibrant street food platters, our team ensures that every dish is made with the highest quality ingredients. With our group Indian catering, you can focus on enjoying the event while we take care of the food, providing everything you need to impress your guests.

Office Lunch Indian Delivery in Whitechapel
If you're working in Whitechapel and looking for a convenient, delicious, and satisfying office lunch Indian delivery, Chapati Man has got you covered. We offer a variety of flavorful, hearty, and nutritious dishes that are perfect for a lunchtime break at the office. Whether you’re after a flavorful butter chicken curry, a satisfying dal makhani, or a spicy chicken tikka wrap, our Indian delivery service ensures you get the best of Chapati Man delivered right to your office.

Our office lunch delivery service is perfect for teams looking for a break from the usual office snacks, offering a variety of Indian meals that can be enjoyed by all. Plus, our group meal deals allow you to order a variety of dishes so that everyone in the office can enjoy something different. No need to leave the office—just place your order, and we’ll bring the flavors of India to you!

Why Choose Chapati Man?
At Chapati Man, we are passionate about bringing the authentic flavors of Indian cuisine to East London. Whether you are in need of group catering for a large event or looking for a convenient and delicious office lunch delivery, we are here to serve you. Our dishes are made with fresh, high-quality ingredients, ensuring that every meal is packed with flavor.

Group Indian Catering: Perfect for events of all sizes, with a wide variety of dishes to choose from.

Office Lunch Delivery: Enjoy delicious, satisfying Indian meals delivered straight to your office in Whitechapel.

Customizable Menus: We cater to dietary needs, offering vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free options.

For inquiries or to place an order, call us at +44 20 3778 1148.

Visit Us or Order Online Today
If you're in East London or Whitechapel, be sure to stop by Chapati Man for a taste of authentic Indian cuisine. For group catering or office lunch deliveries, we are ready to serve you with delicious meals that will make any event or workday memorable.

Discover the Best Tapas in Palma at Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar

If you're looking for an unforgettable culinary experience in the heart of Palma, look no further than Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar. Located at Plaça d'En Coll, 3, Centre, 07001 Palma, Illes Balears, Spain, our restaurant is a must-visit for food lovers seeking authentic Spanish flavors and the best tapas in Palma de Mallorca.

The Best Tapas in Palma
At Bazaar Tapas, we pride ourselves on offering an incredible selection of tapas in Palma de Mallorca, expertly crafted to showcase the finest ingredients and traditional Spanish techniques. Whether you're a local or a visitor, our extensive tapas menu promises to take you on a flavorful journey through the vibrant culinary landscape of Spain. From savory chorizo and crispy calamari to succulent jamón ibérico and rich croquettes, every bite is a celebration of Spain's gastronomic heritage.

A Tapas Bar Like No Other in Mallorca
Our tapas bar in Mallorca is designed to provide a relaxed yet sophisticated atmosphere where you can enjoy your favorite small plates while sipping on expertly crafted cocktails or refreshing wines. Bazaar Tapas offers a cozy yet lively environment, making it perfect for sharing with friends or enjoying a romantic evening out. Whether you're in the mood for a traditional plate of Spanish olives or a more adventurous tapas dish, our menu is sure to delight your taste buds.

Spanish Restaurant Palma: A Taste of Spain
As a Spanish restaurant in Palma, Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar is more than just a place to eat—it's a destination for anyone craving authentic Spanish cuisine. Our chefs are passionate about bringing the flavors of Spain to Palma, offering not only tapas but also a variety of traditional Spanish dishes that will make you feel like you're dining in the heart of Madrid or Barcelona. Our commitment to quality and authenticity is what makes us one of the best tapas bars in Palma.

Why Choose Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar?
Authenticity: We bring the true flavors of Spain to Palma de Mallorca, using fresh, locally sourced ingredients to create traditional and innovative tapas.

Ambiance: Our charming tapas bar in Mallorca offers a welcoming and vibrant setting for both locals and tourists.

Location: Conveniently located in the Centre of Palma, Bazaar Tapas is the perfect spot to stop by after exploring the sights and sounds of the city.

Excellent Service: Our friendly and professional staff are dedicated to ensuring you have an exceptional dining experience.

Visit Us Today!
Looking for the best tapas in Palma? Look no further than Bazaar Tapas Restaurante & Bar. Whether you're craving a light bite or a full feast, we have something for everyone. Come by and discover why we are one of the top Spanish restaurants in Palma.

For more information or reservations, call us at +34 971 42 51 63 or visit us at Plaça d'En Coll, 3, Centre, 07001 Palma. We look forward to welcoming you soon and sharing the best of Spanish tapas with you!

Bring Authentic Mexican Flavors to Your Event with Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken Catering Services

Looking to elevate your next event with delicious, authentic Mexican catering? Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken in West Hollywood/Beverly Grove is here to bring the bold and vibrant flavors of Mexico right to your gathering. Whether you’re planning an office lunch, hosting a party, or organizing a special celebration, our expert catering services will ensure that your guests are treated to mouthwatering Mexican dishes that will have everyone talking.

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At Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken, we specialize in providing Mexican catering that captures the heart and soul of Mexico’s diverse culinary traditions. From tacos and burritos to rotisserie chicken and fresh salsas, our catering menu offers a wide range of flavorful dishes that are perfect for any event. We use only the freshest ingredients to ensure that every dish is bursting with authentic flavors, making your event a memorable one for all your guests.

Our Mexican catering options are completely customizable, allowing you to choose from taco bars, burrito stations, and much more. Whether you want a casual meal or a more elaborate spread, we can tailor our offerings to fit your specific needs.

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Looking for an easy, delicious way to feed your office during a meeting, team lunch, or employee appreciation event? Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken offers top-notch office catering that will make any workday feel like a celebration. Our office catering packages are designed to bring the authentic flavors of Mexico to your workplace, ensuring that everyone enjoys a fresh and satisfying meal.

From taco bars where employees can build their own tacos to hearty burritos and flavorful sides, our office catering options are perfect for any corporate event. Whether you're feeding a small team or a larger group, we’re here to ensure that your office gathering is filled with delicious food and good vibes.

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Hosting a party? Let Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken handle your party catering needs and make your celebration unforgettable. From birthdays and graduations to holiday parties and more, our party catering services bring a burst of flavor to any event.

Our party catering menu includes a wide selection of Mexican dishes that will satisfy any crowd. You can choose from taco stations, rotisserie chicken platters, burritos, and fresh salsas, all designed to make your event both delicious and stress-free. Whether you're hosting an intimate gathering or a large celebration, we provide everything you need to make your party a hit.

Why Choose Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken for Catering?
When it comes to Mexican catering, office catering, and party catering, Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken stands out as the go-to option in West Hollywood/Beverly Grove. We are committed to delivering exceptional service and delicious food to every event. Here’s why you should choose us for your next gathering:

Authentic Mexican Flavors: We bring the true taste of Mexico to your event, ensuring that every dish is full of bold, vibrant flavors.

Customizable Catering: Whether you need a taco bar, burrito station, or a full spread, we can tailor our catering services to your needs.

Fresh Ingredients: We use only the freshest ingredients in every dish, ensuring that your guests enjoy high-quality food that’s as flavorful as it is fresh.

Convenient and Reliable Service: We make catering easy by offering delivery and setup, so you can focus on enjoying your event.

Get in Touch for Your Next Event
Ready to bring the best Mexican catering to your next event? Whether it’s an office catering job or a party catering request, Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken is here to serve you. We’re located at 8250 W 3rd St, Los Angeles, CA 90048, and we’d love to help you create a memorable dining experience.

For more information or to place a catering order, give us a call at +1 (323) 592-3010. Let Benny’s Tacos & Rotisserie Chicken take your event to the next level with our authentic Mexican flavors and excellent service

BMF Baking Company: Your Trusted Pita Manufacturer in Richardson, Texas

Located at 750 S Sherman St, Richardson, Texas, BMF Baking Company is a leading pita manufacturer, specializing in high-quality pita bread production. Whether you're a restaurant owner, caterer, or retailer, we provide premium pita manufacturing services that meet the diverse needs of our customers. With our commitment to quality, authenticity, and consistency, we are the go-to source for businesses seeking the finest pita bread for their menus and products.

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At BMF Baking Company, we take pride in our role as a top pita manufacturer. Our pita bread is made with the finest ingredients and traditional methods to ensure authenticity and flavor. Our manufacturing process combines modern techniques with time-honored recipes, resulting in soft, fluffy, and perfectly round pitas every time.

We specialize in both small and large-scale pita manufacturing. Our facility in Richardson is equipped with state-of-the-art technology, allowing us to produce a variety of pita styles, including traditional, whole wheat, and gluten-free options. Whether you are looking for pita for sandwiches, wraps, or as a side to complement your dishes, BMF Baking Company has you covered.

Why Choose BMF Baking Company?
Uncompromising Quality: As a dedicated pita manufacturer, we never compromise on quality. Our pitas are crafted to perfection, ensuring that every bite delivers the ideal taste and texture.

Customized Solutions: We understand that each business has unique needs. That’s why we offer flexible pita manufacturing options, from bulk orders to customized shapes and sizes.

Competitive Pricing: At BMF Baking Company, we offer competitive pricing without sacrificing quality. We work closely with our clients to provide the best value in the pita industry.

Reliable Delivery: Based in Richardson, Texas, we offer reliable and prompt delivery services. Our strategic location ensures that our pitas arrive fresh and on time, no matter where you are.

Serving Businesses Across Texas and Beyond
While we are proud to serve the Richardson and greater Dallas-Fort Worth area, BMF Baking Company’s pita manufacturing services extend beyond local borders. We work with restaurants, grocery stores, and foodservice providers nationwide to deliver top-tier pita products that help them stand out in the market.

Whether you're a restaurant chain looking to add authentic pita to your menu or a grocery store seeking premium pita products for your shelves, BMF Baking Company is your trusted partner in pita manufacture.

Contact Us Today
If you're looking for a reliable and experienced pita manufacturer, BMF Baking Company is here to help. Get in touch with us at (972)-388-8570 for more information or to place an order. You can also visit us at 750 S Sherman St, Richardson, TX 75081, where we will be happy to discuss your pita needs and how we can serve you.

Choose BMF Baking Company for all your pita manufacturing needs — where quality meets tradition, and service meets satisfaction!

Welcome to Filo Enterprise Inc – The Premier Fine Dining Restaurant in Charlotte, NC

At Filo Enterprise Inc, we take pride in offering an unforgettable dining experience right in the heart of Charlotte, NC. As a premier fine dining restaurant, we are dedicated to providing our guests with an exceptional ambiance, impeccable service, and most importantly, gourmet food that will tantalize your taste buds. Whether you are celebrating a special occasion or enjoying a casual dinner, our culinary masterpieces are crafted to perfection, making every meal an extraordinary one.

Experience Gourmet Food Like Never Before
At Filo Enterprise Inc, we believe that food is not just about taste; it's about the experience. Our chefs carefully curate each dish with the finest ingredients, blending flavors and textures to create a true gastronomic delight. From our hand-picked, locally sourced produce to our expertly selected meats and seafood, every plate at our fine dining restaurant tells a story of craftsmanship and passion.

Our gourmet food offerings range from decadent starters to mouthwatering main courses, and exquisite desserts, ensuring that every bite exceeds your expectations. Whether you're in the mood for something light and refreshing or rich and indulgent, we have a menu that caters to every palate.

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Located in the vibrant city of Charlotte, NC, Filo Enterprise Inc offers a sophisticated and cozy atmosphere perfect for intimate gatherings, romantic dinners, and corporate events. Our carefully designed interior complements the high-quality dishes we serve, creating a relaxed yet refined setting for our guests.

The attention to detail in our decor, combined with the warm and welcoming service, ensures that every visit feels special. Whether you’re celebrating a milestone or simply enjoying a quiet night out, you’ll feel right at home at our fine dining restaurant.

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At Filo Enterprise Inc, we don’t just serve food—we create an experience. Our commitment to excellence is evident in everything we do, from the hand-selected ingredients in our gourmet food to the friendly and professional service our team provides. We strive to exceed our customers’ expectations every time, ensuring that every meal is nothing short of extraordinary.

We invite you to visit us at Filo Enterprise Inc and indulge in the art of fine dining. You can reach us at 910-874-0749 to make a reservation, inquire about our menu, or simply ask for more information about our services. We are always excited to serve you and help you create lasting memories over a delicious, gourmet meal.

Visit Us Today!
If you’re in Charlotte, NC, and looking for a truly exceptional fine dining restaurant, look no further than Filo Enterprise Inc. Our passion for creating the finest gourmet food and providing impeccable service will ensure that your experience with us is nothing short of extraordinary.

We look forward to welcoming you soon and sharing the joys of world-class dining with you!

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Welcome to Brocode Era: The Best Late Night Restaurant in Brampton

Are you craving a late-night snack or looking for the best food in Brampton? Brocode Era is here to satisfy all your culinary cravings! Located at 1 Wexford Rd #1, Brampton, ON L6Z 2W1, Canada, we offer a wide variety of mouthwatering dishes, including the best grilled sandwich in Brampton, refreshing cold coffee, and decadent fruit cream. Whether you’re searching for a cozy meal after a long day or something to satisfy your late-night hunger, Brocode Era is your go-to late night restaurant in Brampton.

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Craving a delicious meal after a long day? Brocode Era is the best late-night restaurant in Brampton for all your food needs. We understand that hunger doesn't wait for daylight, which is why we’re here to serve you flavorful meals even when most places are closed. From savory sandwiches and comforting snacks to refreshing drinks, we offer an exciting variety of dishes to satisfy your midnight cravings. Whether you're in the mood for something light or a hearty meal, we’re open late to make sure your hunger is taken care of with the best Indian street food and fusion dishes in Brampton.

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If you’re looking for the best grilled sandwich in Brampton, look no further than Brocode Era! Our grilled sandwiches are a favorite among locals, made with freshly baked bread and a variety of delicious fillings, from creamy cheese to spicy chutneys and perfectly seasoned veggies. Whether you prefer a classic cheese sandwich or a more adventurous filling with chicken or paneer, our sandwiches are grilled to perfection, crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. The combination of flavors makes every bite an unforgettable experience. If you're looking for comfort food, our grilled sandwiches are sure to hit the spot!

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At Brocode Era, we offer the best food in Brampton, combining the vibrant and rich flavors of Indian street food with fusion dishes that create the perfect balance of taste and freshness. Whether you’re craving spicy snacks like pav bhaji, indulging in a hearty biryani, or looking for something sweet like desserts or fruit cream, we’ve got something for everyone. Our dishes are made with high-quality ingredients and a lot of love, ensuring that every meal is delicious, filling, and made to perfection.

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Nothing beats a chilled, creamy drink to accompany your meal, and our best cold coffee in Brampton is exactly what you need to cool down or give you that extra energy boost! Made with freshly brewed coffee, milk, and a touch of sweetness, our cold coffee is a refreshing drink that pairs perfectly with any meal. Whether you're in the mood for a classic version or want to try our flavored variations, our cold coffee is guaranteed to hit the spot. It’s the ideal drink for any time of day, but especially when you're craving a refreshing pick-me-up during late hours.

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To satisfy your sweet tooth, indulge in our delicious fruit cream in Brampton. This dessert is a delightful combination of fresh seasonal fruits and creamy yogurt, blended together to create a sweet and refreshing treat. Topped with nuts and a drizzle of honey, our fruit cream is the perfect balance of sweetness and creaminess. Whether you’re enjoying it as a dessert after a meal or just looking for a healthy and indulgent snack, our fruit cream is a must-try and a favorite among our customers.

Why Choose Brocode Era?
Late-Night Dining: We are proud to be the best late-night restaurant in Brampton, serving up delicious meals when others are closed.

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Visit Us Today!
If you’re looking for the best food in Brampton, the best grilled sandwich, or craving a refreshing drink like cold coffee, Brocode Era is the place to be. Come visit us at 1 Wexford Rd #1, Brampton, or place an order for takeout and enjoy our delicious offerings from the comfort of your home. For more details or to inquire about our late-night menu, call us at +1 (905) 495-7132.

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Located at Cra. 35A #46-31, Cabecera del Llano, Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera is your ultimate destination in Bucaramanga for mouthwatering food, refreshing drinks, and a vibrant atmosphere. Whether you're looking for papas locas near me, bowls near me, a refreshing cerveza near me, delicious burgers near me, or even a rooftop bar near me to enjoy the view, Bandido has everything to satisfy your cravings and more.

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For those looking for a lighter, yet equally satisfying meal, Bandido also offers a variety of bowls near me that are both delicious and nutritious. Whether you're craving a fresh, vibrant salad or a hearty grain bowl, our bowls are packed with fresh ingredients like crisp veggies, protein options, and flavorful dressings. Perfect for those who want a healthy meal without sacrificing taste, our bowls near me are a great option for a balanced and satisfying lunch or dinner.

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If you're looking for something a little different, try our tazones near me. These bowls of goodness are packed with flavor and offer a delicious twist on traditional dishes. From savory rice bowls to flavorful protein-packed options, our tazones are a great way to enjoy a filling and satisfying meal. Whether you’re looking for a healthy lunch or a hearty dinner, our tazones near me are perfect for those who want something fresh, flavorful, and filling.

Why Choose Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera?
Variety of Delicious Dishes: From papas locas to burgers and tazones, Bandido offers a wide variety of tasty meals to suit every craving.

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Visit Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera Today!
So, whether you’re craving papas locas near me, a delicious bowl, a cold cerveza, a juicy burger, or want to enjoy drinks at a rooftop bar, Bandido Burger & Pizza Cabecera is the place to be.

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Craving delicious food but don’t want to leave the comfort of your home? Look no further than The Yum Wagon! Located at 306 Trace Harbor Rd, Madison, MS, we offer a top-notch food delivery service that brings the best of Southern cuisine straight to your door. Whether you're enjoying a cozy night in, hosting a gathering, or just craving comfort food, The Yum Wagon ensures that every meal is delivered hot, fresh, and ready to enjoy.

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At The Yum Wagon, we specialize in Southern comfort food that is packed with flavor, from crispy fried chicken to savory jambalaya, and everything in between. Our food delivery service makes it easy to enjoy these delicious dishes from the comfort of your home or office, without having to compromise on taste or quality.

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Fresh, High-Quality Ingredients: At The Yum Wagon, we use only the freshest, locally-sourced ingredients to prepare every meal. You can be sure that whether you’re ordering a single plate or a family-sized feast, you're getting the best in quality and taste.

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Ordering your favorite Southern dishes from The Yum Wagon is quick and easy! Simply call us at +16016912280 or visit our website to browse our menu and place your order. We offer food delivery to homes and businesses in the Madison area, ensuring that you get your meal just the way you like it.

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Discover Better Days Restaurant and Bar: Your Go-To Restaurant Near Me in Jersey City

If you’re searching for a top-notch restaurant near me in Jersey City, look no further than Better Days Restaurant and Bar. Located at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, we offer an exceptional dining experience that blends great food, a vibrant atmosphere, and friendly service. Whether you’re a local or just visiting, Better Days is the perfect place to unwind, enjoy delicious meals, and experience Jersey City's growing culinary scene.

Why Choose Better Days Restaurant and Bar?
At Better Days, we believe that every dining experience should feel special. Whether you're grabbing a casual bite with friends, celebrating a milestone, or enjoying a romantic night out, our restaurant offers a variety of dishes and drinks that cater to all tastes and preferences. Here’s why we should be at the top of your list when looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City:

1. A Diverse Menu for Every Palate
We pride ourselves on our diverse menu, which features an array of flavorful dishes inspired by both classic and contemporary cuisine. From mouth-watering appetizers to hearty entrees and decadent desserts, our menu is designed to please everyone. We also offer vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free options, ensuring that there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

2. Exceptional Cocktails & Drinks
As a restaurant and bar, we know the importance of having the perfect drink to complement your meal. Our expertly crafted cocktails, extensive wine list, and selection of craft beers are the perfect pairing for any dish. Whether you’re in the mood for a signature cocktail, a glass of fine wine, or a refreshing beer, we’ve got you covered.

3. A Cozy, Inviting Atmosphere
Located in the heart of Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar offers a welcoming and cozy atmosphere where you can relax and enjoy great company. Whether you're enjoying a night out with friends, a date, or simply grabbing a bite, the vibe at Better Days is always warm and inviting.

4. Friendly Service
At Better Days, we believe that great food is only half the experience. Our team of friendly and attentive staff is dedicated to providing excellent service that will make you feel right at home. From the moment you walk through the door until the time you leave, we strive to ensure that your visit is memorable and enjoyable.

5. Convenient Location in Jersey City
If you’ve been Googling “restaurant near me” in Jersey City, Better Days is centrally located and easy to find. Just head to 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, and you'll find a cozy spot to enjoy amazing food and drinks. Whether you’re a Jersey City local or visiting from out of town, we’re conveniently situated for a quick stop or a leisurely meal.

A Place for Every Occasion
Better Days Restaurant and Bar isn’t just a place for great food—it’s also a great spot for hosting events, gatherings, and celebrations. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or a corporate event, we offer a variety of packages and options to ensure your event is a hit. With our inviting space, delicious menu, and full bar, Better Days is the perfect venue for any special occasion.

Visit Us Today!
When you're looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar is the place to be. With delicious food, an inviting atmosphere, and exceptional service, we’re committed to giving you the best dining experience possible.

Stop by Better Days Restaurant and Bar at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, or give us a call at +1 201-905-8991 to make a reservation or inquire about our menu. We look forward to serving you soon!

Sistah Bell's Food and Catering: Your Go-To Choice for Event Catering and Catering Services in Stockbridge, GA

When it comes to hosting a memorable event, the right catering can make all the difference. At Sistah Bell's Food and Catering, located at 747 Davis Rd, Suite 600, Stockbridge, GA, we pride ourselves on offering exceptional event catering and a wide range of catering services designed to meet your needs. Whether you’re searching for “event catering near me” or “catering services near me,” our team is dedicated to delivering delicious food and professional service that will leave a lasting impression on your guests.

About Sistah Bell's Food and Catering
Sistah Bell's Food and Catering combines the best of Southern hospitality with a passion for flavorful, high-quality cuisine. Our mission is to provide clients with an unforgettable dining experience, tailored to their unique preferences and event requirements. From intimate gatherings to large corporate functions, we have the expertise to make any event a success.

Event Catering Near Me
Finding reliable event catering is essential for ensuring your gathering runs smoothly. At Sistah Bell's Food and Catering, we specialize in creating personalized catering experiences that reflect your vision and style.

Our event catering services include:

Customizable Menus: We work closely with you to design a menu that suits the theme and nature of your event, whether it’s a wedding, birthday celebration, corporate gathering, or community event. Our offerings range from traditional Southern dishes to contemporary favorites.
Diverse Food Options: We understand that every event has different culinary needs. That’s why we provide a wide variety of appetizers, entrees, sides, and desserts to cater to all tastes and dietary preferences.
On-Site and Drop-Off Catering: Whether you prefer an elaborate buffet setup or a convenient drop-off service, we can accommodate your requirements. Our team ensures that all food is prepared to perfection and delivered fresh to your venue.
Professional Setup and Service: Our dedicated staff is trained to provide exceptional service, from setup to cleanup. We take care of the details, allowing you to enjoy your event without worry.
Catering Services Near Me
Sistah Bell's Food and Catering is your trusted partner for all catering services in the Stockbridge and Atlanta area. Our comprehensive catering solutions are designed to make your life easier while providing outstanding food and service.

Our catering services include:

Corporate Catering: We offer tailored menus for business meetings, conferences, and employee gatherings. Our goal is to keep your team energized and satisfied, no matter the occasion.
Wedding Catering: Make your special day unforgettable with our elegant wedding catering options. We work with couples to create customized menus that reflect their tastes and enhance their celebration.
Family and Community Events: From family reunions to local festivals, we bring our Southern flair to every community gathering. Our friendly service and delicious food will delight your guests.
Special Dietary Options: We recognize that dietary needs vary among guests. Our team is happy to provide vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and allergy-sensitive options, ensuring everyone can enjoy the meal.
Why Choose Sistah Bell's Food and Catering?
Quality Ingredients: We use only the freshest ingredients in our dishes, ensuring that each meal is not only delicious but also nourishing.
Personalized Service: We believe in building relationships with our clients and tailoring our services to meet their specific needs.
Experience and Expertise: With years of experience in the catering industry, we have the knowledge and skills to handle events of all sizes and types.
Community Focus: As a local business, we are proud to serve our community, offering reliable catering services that clients can trust.
Contact Sistah Bell's Food and Catering Today
If you’re looking for exceptional event catering or catering services near you, look no further than Sistah Bell's Food and Catering. Contact us today at +1 (404) 482-1571 to discuss your event needs, explore our menu options, and learn how we can help make your next gathering a success.

Experience the Best of Amoretti’s Narellan: Home Delivery, Online Ordering, Loyalty Program, Gift Vouchers, and Cooking Classes

At Amoretti’s Narellan, we are always striving to offer the best dining experience for our valued customers. From enjoying the convenience of home delivery to taking part in exclusive cooking classes, we have a variety of ways to bring the authentic flavors of Italy to you. Whether you’re ordering online, using our loyalty program, or gifting someone a special gift voucher, Amoretti’s Narellan ensures that every moment with us is memorable.

Located at Shop 1/338 Camden Valley Way, Narellan NSW 2567, our goal is to make enjoying Amoretti’s Narellan more accessible and exciting for you. Read on to discover how we can bring Italy to your doorstep and offer fantastic experiences beyond just dining.

Enjoy the Convenience of Home Delivery
Craving your favorite Italian dish but don’t want to leave the house? With home delivery from Amoretti’s Narellan, you can enjoy our delicious Italian cuisine from the comfort of your own home. Whether you’re in the mood for wood-fired pizza, fresh pasta, or a mouth-watering Italian dessert, we’ve got you covered with our easy-to-use home delivery service. Simply place an order and we’ll bring the best of Italy straight to your doorstep.

Simplified Ordering with Online Ordering
For added convenience, we also offer online ordering, allowing you to browse our menu and place your order from anywhere at any time. No matter if you’re ordering for a cozy dinner at home or a big family gathering, our online ordering system is quick, simple, and secure. Choose from a wide selection of pizzas, pastas, appetizers, and more—then pay online for a fast, seamless experience.

With online ordering from Amoretti’s Narellan, you can enjoy your favorite Italian dishes with just a few clicks. It’s the easiest way to satisfy your cravings without leaving home!

Join Our Loyalty Program and Earn Rewards
At Amoretti’s Narellan, we value our loyal customers. That’s why we’ve created a loyalty program designed to reward you for every visit or order. When you dine with us or order online, you’ll earn points that can be redeemed for discounts, free dishes, and other exciting rewards. Whether you’re a regular guest at our restaurant or someone who prefers home delivery, our loyalty program ensures that you get rewarded for your love of Italian food.

Our loyalty program benefits include:

Earn points for every dollar you spend.

Exclusive discounts and special offers for loyalty members.

Free items and rewards as you accumulate points.

It's our way of saying "thank you" for choosing Amoretti’s Narellan!

Give the Gift of Amoretti’s Narellan with Gift Vouchers
Looking for the perfect gift for an Italian food lover? Our gift vouchers make for a thoughtful and delicious present. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or any special occasion, a gift voucher to Amoretti’s Narellan allows your friends or family to enjoy a memorable dining experience or online ordering of their favorite Italian dishes.

Our gift vouchers are available in various denominations, and they can be used for both in-restaurant dining and home delivery. It’s the ideal way to share the joy of great food with someone special.

Learn the Art of Italian Cooking with Our Cooking Classes
Have you ever wanted to master the art of making authentic Italian pasta or wood-fired pizza? At Amoretti’s Narellan, we offer exciting cooking classes where you can learn the techniques and secrets behind creating delicious Italian dishes from scratch. Led by our expert chefs, these hands-on classes will teach you how to prepare traditional Italian meals in a fun and engaging environment.

Our cooking classes cover a range of topics, including:

Pasta making: Learn how to make fresh pasta, from fettuccine to ravioli.

Wood-fired pizza: Master the art of making the perfect pizza dough and top it with fresh ingredients.

Italian sauces: Discover the secret to creating flavorful, authentic Italian sauces to complement your dishes.

These classes are perfect for food enthusiasts or anyone looking to enhance their cooking skills. Plus, you’ll get to enjoy your creations at the end of each session!

Why Choose Amoretti’s Narellan?
Home Delivery: Enjoy our authentic Italian dishes delivered right to your door for a hassle-free dining experience.

Online Ordering: Convenient and fast online ordering makes it easier than ever to satisfy your Italian food cravings.

Loyalty Program: Join our loyalty program and earn rewards for every visit or order—exclusive discounts and offers await!

Gift Vouchers: Give the perfect gift with an Amoretti’s Narellan gift voucher—ideal for any occasion.