both sides are real

Kill him!!

When you try to change your job

no access?
sudo plz..

Javascript developer interview

One of the RH interviewers started asking about myself, personal information, etc..

He : well, let me introduce you our tech lead, he will make you some question about JS

Me : alright

Tech Lead : ummm, do you know javascript?

Me : yes..?

Tech Lead : ok, cool. We will call you.

I got the job..

every time..

Omg jajajaja..
like 20 tabs.. i cant even see the site icon XD

When you quit and you are the only one who knows about the project.

When a new client visits the company..

ok its time! im ready to move forward,
i will move my sacred projects from github.

Projects
"Hello world" react
"Hello world" angular
"Hello world" vue
"Hello world" node express
"Hello ..
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I love Dogs & HTML

U cant even Hello in to my World

just deploy to production friday night

TGIF guys

Next interview.. i swear! 😂🥳

How we celebrate programmers day..

the fuck.. delivery is tomorrow..

PM with power be like...

me : cat! help me to code..
cat : fuck u

Fucking wordpress!!

A coworker asked me to give him a hand on a project last thursday at around 8:00pm, by Friday noon I had most of it complete. Then turn the code back to him. Then somehow , it got placed on me during the weekend....20 mins before leaving to San antonio to be with my sister while my niece was born. Yeah...no..sorry...guess who enjoyed SA this weekend? This guy. Past experiences have shown me that one should not sacrifice personal time for company bs. Specially here in south texas where the majority of employers are from Mexico. In Mexico, there is no worker appreciation culture, going above and beyond the line of duty to accomplish tasks is not met with any sort of consideration. So nope nope nope nope.

Not going there anyways..

How a project is made...

U know this guy, whos Shady AS FUCK..
He waited until the end of the daily(when noone was putting attention) to make an agreement with the PO about some decisions of the user history..
He doesnt even know WTF is doing, so he wanted to swap his user history for another one..

U & ALL THE PEOPLE WHO NEVER WORK WITH THE TEAM & USE PRIVATES CHATS TO CONTROL OTHERS!
FUCK U!!

My mom woke me up at 6am because the tv sound was not working..
I tried almost everything, use the tv control, mute button, menu tv configuration..
even checked different inputs using my Nintendo switch and super Nintendo's and it didn't work..
Couldnt do shit.. so I had to use the old reliable!
turned off the tv and then turned on ..
It was like magic! fuck everything!

my mom..

Our company decided to buy a new platform from a third party company..but they did not pay at all at once, it was like a loan, and every month we received a new feature to integrate in our code system, after a couple of months the company stopped paying, then they decided to cut the relation and suddenly I was working 18 hours per day to build the platform that they were supposed to buy.. we were told that we had one month to finish, of course we didn’t make it, I got fired the same year :D

Toxic relationship..

Best ideas for WORLD DOMINATION?

alarm clock

11:30pm
11:35pm
11:40pm
11:45pm
11:50pm
11:53pm
11:56pm
11:59pm

This is not my wake up alarm clock..
this is the delivery alarm clock

THE FUCKING DRESS CODE
Come on!! stop this fucking rule

92% download..
internet goes down
restart it!!
fuck my life

jajaja sad

hey guys...
i need to create an application with video call and streaming...
i was advised to use node or golang as backend.
Does anyone know or have an advice to me or do you about a library or framework? other language, database? idk
thanks to all of you

LONG LIVE to ReplaceAll editor's functionality

Big plays...

function collapseView(element){
/**
*it doesnt work at the first time, the function needs to be called again
*/
element.collapse();
element.collapse();
}

Literally copy and paste this code..

When the client reports u a bug in the app, then u noticed that the error comes from the info provided by the backend ..
**** HAPPY KUS IS NOT MY PROBLEM****
Then u realized that you are the backend developer too..

why is everybody posting about wordpress & php?
fuck my life
fuck php
fuck $300 freelance wordpress websites

the fucking clock is not working!!
some library to import is required..

Im 30, and I was wondering, what is the max age to retire as a developer? i mean, companies still hire developers at 50?

This is a real history..

So i went to my friend’s party.. and he invited this hot girl.. (u know the girl that would never talk to any programmer)..
so she started asking me about programming, maths, software...

and I was like wtf.. is this real? (because u guys know that this is impossible jaja)
Actually, we spent all night talking about it..

for some reason she started hanging out with me and my friend..

now we are dating.. kind of crazy uh?
(she is an engineer btw)

memes!

They make me feel better for all the shit I have to pass through..

TGIF & remember..

DO NO FUCKING PUSH TO PRODUCTION TODAY!
DO NOT FUCKING RELEASE A NEW VERSION OF THE CLIENT APP!
FUCK!!
have a nice weekend partners 🤗

so.. I took a drink tonight, and finished watching some devRant posts about alcohol and some funny stories..
whats wrong with u guys 😂

I have a lot to say..
In my project theres a design department, since the beginning of the project they didn't want to be part of the scrum methodology..(they used to work waterfall..)
So.. they have a disorder on the user history needs, and they argue for every request that we need to finish the history..
They dont go to the plannings, dailys.. they dont know shiet!
And meanwhile telling u this rant im getting mad as fuck..
so at this point i cant even explain how FUCKING UPSET I AM & WHY THE FUCK people reject the change and decides to work by their own! fuck this!

anyways ill share 2 storys ( i have a lot..)

1. "Raise your hand if you dont know whats a button?"
So we created a standard button to be re used it in other forms..
The designer came late to the planning, and decided to change the button layout (again x4) & it's behavior, so he wanted "the button disabled, but not disabled", since he wasnt able to explain it as well, he got upset.. and said that we didn't know about how a button works & asked the public to raise up the hand who didnt know what is a button.. and we were like :
dude are u fucking serius?.. u cant even explain what the fuck u want, u came late, and know u act like if you teach about ux & design? fucking rockstars..

2. "why do you call me to the planning if you don't need anything from me?"
We ask and required the designer to be in the plannings to avoid the disorder and the delivery delays..
that day we didn't require anything from the designer, so he started complaining that we called him for no reason..
me : dude, d u even realize why is this meeting called planning?

I NEED COFFEE HELP PLZ! :'(

I have a long time working on a project, since I started taking coffee in the mornings i realized that the coffee sucks..
So i looked for it and realized that old coffee was processed every day with the new coffee...

Anyways..
Im up to shitty project, shitty pc, shitty documentation, stress, pressure..w/e i don't care..
What I can't FUCKING stand is a disgusting coffee that tastes horrible! D:<
Is it too much to ask?? :'(

hi guys.. anyone with game programming experience?
any suggestions to start?

I really fucking hate UpperCamelCase in any model property..

Well, wasn't my mom, but once, i was in the house of the nanny of a girl i used to date..

I've told her that Im a developer and The nanny already got it like : "ok you know about cumputer and stuff related"..

So..the internet connection was shitty as fuck

She asked me to repair the internet,
I told her I didn´t know anything about network, but.. she insisted.

I said that she better call their internet company and they would explain what is the situation there..

She told me that It was unnecesary, and insisted again..

(We wera talking in the bedroom)
So i left the bedroom, then I went to fucking internet modem, unplug the power cable, then plugin it again..

The internet was still shitty, BUT, she had a placebo effect about the speed.. she was so happy with me and she started saying that I was smart.. (I wanted to kill myself)

we stop dating ..

I had this dream, We had to destroy this super mainframe who wanted some revenge because we as a programmers made a lot of mistakes in the code.

So we had to create this amazing machine with super powers and machine learning and then to go back to the past to save the world and to find me and protect me from the same machines that we created..

At the end, I died.. because the fucking machine betrayed me.

Friday/End of the day!
I think is time to push to production!
nothing is gonna happen, noone will call me 🙏

my uncle, he presented my first love:

the computer 🥰

Working on my mac configuration system preferences.
1st task : Configure one finger right-click..

listening to music of a random rock list on youtube.. meanwhile, my project is compiling and suddenly a romantic 80s song started playing!!
fuck i was so inspired!!

1. I want to know how many JS frameworks will the world have

2. Will I stop drinking alcohol one day?

3. Will programmers create robots to conquer a new world?

ummmm an update without where..
mates, if you are reading this plz forgive me! i was not focused!!
One fucking mistake! not a big deal..

Like 3 days looking for graphenedb connection with golang..
just did..
im so happy :'D
guys lets party!!

me Fighting against the release date, bugs, new functionality and tasks of the project...

so... I was working on my own random project & suddenly my mac died!
The sign to give up :(

Guys, do you feel some evil presence around this worldcup? like a cold environment?
Idk,... maybe its me, or the FUCKING SITUATION that i am involved AT MY JOB!

So I had to go to a meeting that could have been a fucking zoom!!

its ok bro.. is not a big deal.
Just dont panic and ill see you in jail 👋🏻