On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

Hey guys...this is my current Ubuntu GNOME desktop . What do you guys think ???

Hey guys don't you know where all the 7 segment displays wen...

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT BITCOIN XD

SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ALL KNOW

Hey you guys working on cloud technologies..
Can you guys... like .... turn off the 'Rain', in my location, for a while. ?
I wanna get home :\

Hey guys and girls! Wanna see some booshiet?

Hey guys.
Don't mind the imperfection, made this in 10m to test a machine.
Who likes? Me like.

Hey look what came in today guys!

"Hey Dad, what did you guys do before we all had self driving cars?"
"Well we just drove them ourselves"
"Wow, and no one died that way?"
"Haha oh no, millions of people died son"

Hey guys, did u see this?

appleplugs.com

Hey yo guys, Legion here dropping you some lit tips for yo dev job interviews

open telegram

'hey guys i have a cool idea for a project'

"yeah thats a neat idea lets do it"

we get drunk on the first meeting and completely forget about the project

Just joined a skype meeting:

Me (software engineer): Am I audible?
Product Manager: Am I audible to you?
Business Development Manager: Hey guys, Am I audible?

After 30 minutes:
Me: Hey guys, Am I audible?
Product Manager: Am I audible to you?
Business Development Manager: Am I audible, guys?

Hey guys, I have a great news,
DJ Ikstra is in town and will perform at the Club nearest to you.

Hey guys ! I am new to devrant.

Hey guys

Just want to say that I'm new here and hope we all will have a good time and can help each other.

Greetings

Hey Guys,
I'm back! :-p

Just kidding, I just joined..!

Hey guys have you heard about that band called 1023MB? They haven't had a gig yet.

Hey guys :D

Hey guys
So, why so many rants about Facebook now?
I already knew that Facebook sells our data for a few years.... Didn't anyone else knew before that stupid #deletefacebook campaign?

Hey devBanner guys..i forget who handles the project

@kimmax and @CozyPlanes come to mind?

question: why block \r\n ect, when i can still insert new lines?

hey guys found some cool trick for windows users
in file explorer if you type "cmd" in the address bar, it opens cmd with the directory set to the current directory

Hey guys, do you like my terminal font ? 😍

They: "if you hang out with successful people a lot, you'll be successful too"

Me: *Joins devRant* "hey guys! how long before I'm a successful programmer?"

Hey guys, I'm here to upvote quality content. I don't have much to rant, so take my support!

Been lurking for quite some time now =)

"Hey guys, i don't have any clients on the website"
"Yup the new guy drop the database"
Goodbye Holydays ...

Hey guys

Hey guys, What would your ideal laptop be like?

I happen to be the only girl in my small dev team of 4 males plus me.
I'm freaking tired of hearing 'hey guys','how are you doing guys', 'what's the update guys' in every meeting/call when one of them is addressing the rest of us.
Yeah i know I/they can't do anything about it. I somehow grew numb to hearing it, but sometimes hearing it one thousand time in a single call is driving me crazy.
I once mentioned it to an a senior dev who happens to be the one using the g word the most during meeting.
Me: could you please stop saying guys all the time, I'm not a guy.
Him: what do you want me to say, 'hey guys and a girl?!'
Me: ... -_- (internally: seriously!!)

Uugh.

Hey guys I just installed Arch Linux and a desktop environment, I don't know what to do with my life now...

Me: Hey sys admin guys (group chat), our servers are in a complete different ip range. (192.168.x.x)
Sys admin: acknowledged
Sys admin: *installs tools on our server*
Sys admin: hey dev, please open up your ports
Me: why?
Sys admin: our tools can't talk from your server
Me: ok, what ip range
Sys admin: (10.0.x.x)
Me: 😑😑😑

DECLARING CLOUDFLARE WEEK

DISCLAIMER : THZ CLOUDBLEED

Hey guys remember when gitlab was something blah blah? Now lets talk about cloudflare for a week!

Hey guys share your Home or Office Internet connection speed right now 😃

Office: Download 78.61 Mbps, Upload 65.44 Mbps
Home: Download and Upload 8 Mbps

Hey guys, is there any good general programming podcasts that talks about a wide variety of concepts?

Hey guys how do you deal with juniors who code like this?

As a Senior this give me OCD and anxiety.

Yesterday, when my Discord bot came into a Voice Channel and said "Hey Guys!". My friend really surprised. 😃😀

"Hey what's up YouTube..."
"How's it going my name is..."
"What going on guys..."
"I'm sorry I haven't posted a video in a while..."
OR
* 1-minute animation intro*

!rant

Hey guys!!! just signed up... but have been coming here everyday for the last few weeks.. it feels awsome to be here guys... :D
Gotta deliver part of a project tomorrow, soo... back to coding

Hey guys, remember my batman pen ...is one of the picked pens at codepen io home page...feeling excited 😀😀😍

Hey guys, I start a long internship in an hour now and I'm scared shitless
Wish me luck

Hey guys new one here. Hope to befriend with you guys soon 😀😀

Client: Hey guys! Let us start a bunch of projects that are all dependent on each other and expect them to deliver those on time.

Me: WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

Hey guys, I was wondering how much you're paid per month, how long have you been a dev and where you're from.
Personally, FR here paid 1500€ ($1700) +- for 3 years XP.

Hey guys.
Do you find it hard to code when depressed or it's only me?

Hey guys.
Got this motor here... What do you think it's voltage is?
Tryed 12v, didn't even move...

Hey Guys Look.
It's that asshole who never paid me calling me about his brand new idea.
Should I pick it?

hey guys irun arch linus

Hey guys, wanna see some spaghetti code? This is some parts of Yandere Simulator. More in comments

Hey guys.
Today's Project: 400W power supply.
2x12V, 2x5V, 1x3.3V

PM: oh hey you guys are back early, did you figure out that bug yet?
Dev: server’s haunted
PM: …what?
Dev: *loading pistol and stepping back into server room* server’s haunted

Hey! They're here! Thank you guys!

Some of these Software Engineers on YouTube are so frustrating me:

YouTuber:

- Hey guys, I'm doing YouTube because I interviewed at Google/Microsoft and got rejected. I really wanted to work at Google/Microsoft because it's my dream company to work.

- Hey guys, I wanted to let you know that I got the job at Google/Microsoft. I will still be making YouTube videos.

- Hey guys, so I have resigned from Google/Microsoft after working for 1 year because blah blah

Dev: Hey infra guys, our backend time to first byte takes 8 seconds! Can you guys investigate?

Network team: Oh yeah that's normal, we don't investigate anything below 30s, that's our SLA 😎

😵

Hey guys, thank you so much for your feedback. I just got a job offer and i'm super thrilled. Just can't believe it!

Hey guys! Why don't you share your first code of the year?

(At least a small piece of it)

Hey guys. I have nothing to rant about the last few weeks.

I want to buy a book about advanced php. Cool ninja stuff I could do on backend... Do you have any suggestions for me?

hey guys newbie here...

Hey guys ,good night...
#hardwork

HEY GUYS, welcome back to your IDE! Don't forget to update and change your color scheme, and SMASH that run button!

Hey do you guys wanna hear a joke?

Bash on Ubuntu on Windows 10

Hey guys.
So I finnaly did some cleaning :p so, I know I'm late, but this is my temple

Hey guys, love this app, and the funny devRant cartoons on their YouTube channel 👌

Hey Guys, what Linux programs do you recommend for programming and development? Thanks in advance.

Hey guys what VPN service are you using atm?

Hey guys, so I have about 600$ to spare, thinking of getting a new laptop. Any suggestions?

Hey guys, my boyfriend is in the path of becoming a video game developer, do you have ideas of what would be a good gift for him? :)

"Hey guys, what's up?" 😡😡😡

Why do so many people on YouTube begin their fucking videos with a pointless question noone is able to answer and which no one would acknowledge even if they did somehow manage to answer? What's up is an automatic thumbs down and fuck you.

Hey guys!! Can anyone tell me from where I can learn how to use git..

Hey guys,simple joke for you....
"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!"
#joke#meme

Hey guys, have a question. I have seen some colourful ++ on the right side of the total number of ++ the user has, and some others just have the total number of ++ what's that?

Being forced to learn Angular for a project, then as my confidence kept growing those same guys said "actually, we are not going to use any Angular, vanilla Javascript will be enough".

PS: months later those same guys: "Hey, maybe you could learn Angular 2 for our next project". We never worked together again :/

hey guys just popped in here today! really cool site. Hows it going?

Hey guys, I was join devrant for sometime and I like to see your posts!
Really cool and fun place for devs!

Hey guys.
What framework works well with Vue for front-end?
I'm redesigning my webpage but lack ideas and don't know much about frameworks.

Hey guys, this isn't a rant. I just really want to know what is the font style used in devRant's logo?

*Share your desktop screenshots here*
Hey guys, just want to share my desktop screenshot in the office. Hope you could share yours. Cheers! 😀

Hey guys. Just wanted to let you all know. You lost the game. Soz

Hey you guys rock @dfox & @trogus : got the stickers in South Africa !! Keep up the epic work!

!rant
Hey guys
Building my herd list for 3D printers.
looking for Devs with a 3D printer and likes to share knowledge and Ideas?

Hey guys
Any russian here with patiante to teach me basic words?
Would really love to learn russian, but it's so hard since the written words are different...

Hey guys. how does life as a programmer look like? is programming job worth learning?

Hey guys, need an opinion.
Please have a look at the picture and let me know if it's a good practice to code like that. The code still works and I still get the output.

Hey guys,
I'm planning to learn devops but many of my friends says that it doesn't have future for more then 2-3 years...
Any advice should I go with devops or learn something else?

What is the social networking programmers use to communicate.
Hey guys.
So what program do you guys use to communicate? Something that I can drop here and not behing spammed. Time to start creating my own network arround you guys... You know, smart people.

Hey guys, I just joined a firm as an intern!
I'm right now there, I'll rant about it at night! :)

Hey guys! Remember earlier this year when Mandrill fucked us all? That was a good time.

Hey guys!
1st rant here after staring for hours at my company's backend....
Is there ANY advantage in scala?? Ever??

Hey guys!
Have you heard the latest news?
I just found out today!

Oracle is planning to acquire OpenOffice and MySQL! What is the world going to! We'll all have to migrate our projects to FirebirdSQL

MSG for dfox and trogus
Hey guys, have you seen my bug reports?
For all the others.. Do you have a bug where your app crashes when uploading a IMG from Android or is it just me?

Hey guys any advice/study plan for a 22 year old C++ Server developer to transition into data science ?

P.s. currently based in London

Hey guys can you tell me some good Open Source Softwares to which I can contribute to.

(PHP, JavaScript)

Hey Guys
Safety Question.
If I charge a 220v capacitor with 5v... Does it accumulate up to 220v or just the voltage I give it? Thanks

Hey guys.
So, I have a new printer for parts.
Question, what type of glass does scanner uses? Does it have some special treatment or is it normal glass? Thanks

Hey guys ! I'm currently working on a project to implement a simplest version of TinyDB on Z1 motes 😀

And you, what project are you currently working on ? 🤓

Hey Guys! I've been a trainee front-end developer for the past 4 months and I have my first junior front-end developer interview this thursday! What questions can I expect ?

Hey, what are the things you guys do mostly on your laptop apart from coding and games?

"Hii!! Hey, you are studying computer engineering right?? Can you see if you can fix my mobile pleasee??"

Come on guys...

Hey Guys. I need to do a Project in School. Ist can last about 3-5 Months but I have no fking idea what to do.. You Guys have some good ideas? Best would be in Web Technologiea

hey guys, what CS/software or just general computer info magazines do ya'll read? (U.S) i want to subscribe to some. thanks

Hey guys, today some friends of me showed me this shirt on amazon. I don't understand this joke/ jokes. Can someone explain please?

Hey guys.
Just upgraded my machine.
Anyone knows a good site to buy a windows 10 OEM key?

So apparently I can make a new rant from the Web. Hey guys.... Is there an API for this? If so I think I sense an official devRant Python App :P

hey guys! is this a twitter for rants??

Hey guys,

i just started learning HTML. so far it is going well alone which language to learn is the easiest after this?

Thanks in advance!

Hey guys :D So, finally I have to build a website for a service. That means setting up a server and all that stuff...
What servers do you recommend? Also service for DNS?
Thanks :D

Hey guys which OS do you think is better for programming?

Hey guys, what do you like to have when you're pulling an all nighter with programming? coffee, wine, tea? my favourite has always been wine. Love it <3

Hey guys, whenever you talk about your weakness in interview, what would be the best thing to say? Weak on multitasking, for example, would be a sample answer?

Hey guys, I was wondering how are these images created and what are they called? are they SVG graphics?

Hey guys I'm looking at starting codeing what language do you think I should learn first?

Hey guys.
I've been using instructables a lot for arduino tutorials. Do you guys know other sites like that?

Hey guys, I wouldn't really mind if you moved the live devrant podcast thing to a later time, I have school and I would kill or die to be there for it. Kill. Or. Die.

Hey guys i was thinking about learning web development, mainly to make web apps, I already know C# and C++, but web dev looks so much different, can you advice me some good resources to start ?

Hey guys!
my university offers an exchange with a university in Bielefeld!
I have heard lot of you live near it!
what do you think about it?

german people: let's just assume Bielefeld exists...

Hey guys... What are the ways to deal with group of NOISY coworkers?

Yes... I tried asking them to Shut up...
And, No... I can’t ask my fucking manager coz, he’s one of them...

Hey guys, has anyone got an idea which Linux Distro I could use next? I've already been using Mint, Debian and OpenSUSE but now I'm searching for something different.

Hey Guys,
What do you think about Windows 10 shipping with a real Linux Kernel? Do you enjoy the love of Microsoft towards Linux? If yes, why?

Hey guys, I'll be starting my oscp/pwk course soon, any suggestions as to what should I study beforehand or types of attacks I should practice?
Thanks

Hey devRanters. Which position are you guys using for your workplace?

I'm sitting a lot of the time, but move a bit around in the chair. Every 30-45 mins I stand up an walk a bit.

Hey guys. Was wondering what to do when you're in college and your assignment is to code a physical robot through a maze and half of your team can barely write 'Hello World'.

Hey!
How many of you guys think Flutter is the best thing to happen in the history of apps development so far?

Hey guys. Next week i wil have my first programming interview (C stuff) aaaand well, as everybody was i guess, i'm very anxious about it. It's my first interview and i want it to go well! Any advices? ^^

Hey guys!! My first time in this app and it seems really cool! What are some tips to get me started :)?

Hey guys, what's the best way to learn java?

Hey guys what is the best Linux desktop environment?

Hey guys, I've got a question.
Do you think flask is a good framework for big web applications?

Hey guys, can you give me some opinions about Contabo VPS?

Hey guys!!...how about the idea to know, what clothes should I wear today, depending upon my mood..using facial recognition

Hey guys
Does anyone have experience with adding external nvidia GPU to the laptop?
🤔

Hey guys, is graphQl worth learning? Rest API is so easy to work with...

Hey guys what do you think about codenvy?
Looks interesting for web development

Hey guys I'm new here. What do y'all do here?

Hey guys, this question isn't really dev related, I just want to know some of the devs on here's musical tastes, so please commemt your favorite music genres, bands...etc

Hey! I have to build a website using ReactJS and OAuth. Does anyone have tips/links/advice or things NOT to do?
I can't fuck this one up guys...

Hey guys, How do you share SQL queries with your teammates? The legacy notepad/email?

Hey guys, just for research:
which programming language would you recommend a non programmer, who wants to learn programming?

"hey guys look at soeedtest beta!"

[looks at them with a smirk]

"Hey, you should try it!"

[Shows my custom speedtest instance]

Me: "I had this weeks before you guys caught with the flow"

yeah new speedtest is awesome but a custom speedtest is even more awesome

Hey guys what do you think about JWT? Is it mutch better for SPA applications as Sessions?

Hey guys I'm back, after weeks of furlough.

Any community manager/builder here? How do you manage communications among online team(s)? Especially when they're not forthcoming with collaboration?

Hey do you guys know a site where I can learn java at a scratch

Hey guys, I’m from the future, year 3740 to be specific. I used this and now I’m stuck here in year 2024 in Pakistan’s stone age.
PLEASE DO NOT USE IT.

Arduino Nano, Problem uploading
Hey guys.
I ordered a few Nanos from China, but I can't upload the code since they are clones...
Did anyone get around this? Would appreciate the help.

Hey guys.
Doing my first tutorial... (starting slow). Need help with translation.
How is the item in the picture called in English? It's a plastic bag to place papers and documents inside

Hey guys, just wondering what you guys feel are the best resources to fully learn JS (looking to get into Node.JS).

Also, first post here! Been reading up, and can't stop!

Hey guys, this is my first rant/question so be gentle (please).

I've heard from my friends that there are some people who are really into privacy etc. So can you recommend best VPN(s) out there?

Hey guys, what's your favorite theme for text editor?

Hey guys! Hear out, I just code and it works on first compile!

And its not just code, its also interact with database query!

Hey guys quick question! Can you suggest a good kindle book for python? Also, what do you write it with? Currently using vscode with python extension.

Hey guys,
I'm waiting for the first round interview result...I know my result...I didn't do well...I don't know why im waiting, may be karma turn back and change my results...

Hey guys, what is your least favorite flavor of Linux for desktop use?
For me it's Debian because everything is so outdated but that's my choice for server use.

Hey guys! Anyone here ever encountered the "total_hours_wasted_here" comments joke in reality??

Hey guys I want to make a android app in my trash phone but I don't know any Aide for phone because I dont have any pc or laptop

Hey Guys,

This is not a rant but more of an advice post. I'm studying Economics and computer engineering in Germany, but our programming course is really bad. I wanted to ask some of the experienced devs if there is a good website or a good book where I could learn Java?

Hope you guys can help me

Hey what fonts you guys are using?

Hey, It's been so long since my last rant. How are you guys doing?

Hey guys! I have 2 tickets for sale to Web Summit November 5th-8th in Lisbon! Only for half price! If you are interested live your email or telegram in the comments below.

Hey beautiful devs, can anybody tell me which linux distro is good for developers. I kinda decided for Arch but I still wanna know what guys would suggest. Thanks :)

Hey Guys,
I'm from Bangalore, India. And I am planning to setup work station at home. Does anybody any pointers or sample workstations you already have set it up and running?

Hey guys I am offering you a joke today for the cringy devs like me:
( I am stealing your rants to get free developer SWAG) anyway here is the joke :
-->The joke

Hey guys. I'm sure this has been asked before but what kind of work laptops are you issued. And 1-10 rating of em. Just curious.

Personally: Dell Latitude e6520. 6/10

Hey guys and girls ;) I was thinking how would you define programming in one simple sentence. Asking this question cuz I’m trying to explain to my father what im doing :P :D

Hey guys
question for the hardware guys.
How can I run a brushless motor without a ESC ? like a CD-Rom brushless motor.
Can I do it with an arduino + h-bridge or maybe an ULN2003A??
Thanks

Hey guys do you know any virtual credit/debit card service.
Thanks in advance

Hey Guys, can anyone tell where can I find projects for myself??
So I can build some.

Hey guys, not a rant but a question.
I want to make an app for android and this is gonna be the first one. Which language would you suggest and any other suggestions?
Thanks.

Hey guys and gals, question for y'all. What's your opinion on Mastodon? Torch of the spirit of open source and decentralization? Good idea, flawed implementation? Wretched hive of scum and villany? Let me know!

Hey guys.
Is there any alternative for CLion? I can't use codeblocks since there is no dark theme(sounds silly but I prefer dark theme).

Hey guys I’m Peter but actually not Peter griffin! Hehehe

!Rant
Hey guys, do you have any idea where i can host a NodeJS application for free? It's a school project and id like to have it hosted somewhere to access it more easily.

Hey im new to programming. Im trying to learn python do you guys have any tips and tricks.

Hey guys :) I have a little question for you all.. does anyone knows how to decode emojis into text in a smart way? (All I found did not satisfied me..)

And happy New year 🎉

Hey, guys do you think april is too late to apply for a year-long internship by a second year student :/

Hello World! I'm new here. Hey guys. What are you guys working on right now? Unless you're just staring at a wall or playing video games that's fine too.

Hey Guys, Is it worth buying Amazon Alexa Dot.

hey guys!!

Hey guys, can i learn websocket.io with learning nodejs and expressjs because i see most of people use nodejs in oder to work with websocket.io.and i want to use websocket.io with php not nodejs

Hey Guys I want to start web devlope
How should i star

!rant
Hey guys, I'm a beginner web designer/dev. After learning html css js jquery and all that what should i learn next? There are so many options and googling just makes it worse. Any suggestions?

Hey guys, need some new good music for developing? Any suggestions?