Client "Can you change your API? If a POST return 201 ours system crashes reading it"
Me "Your system WHAT?????"

98% complete...
99%complete...
....
....
....
....
error downloading the file.

Years ago, I joined a company making games for handheld consoles.

Because a game's audio needs to be tested, too, I connected earphones to the console so that:
0. I wouldn't bother others w/ the sounds coming out of the console.
/* !Everyone wants to hear that crap. */
1. I could hear the sounds better.

PM: * Enters the room. *
Me: * Focused on testing the game. *
PM: * Walks up to me from the side, starts talking. *
Me: * Focused on testing the game. *
PM: * After approx. 30 seconds of complete lack of response from me, kind of irritated, knocks on my desk to get my attention. *
Me: * Take out the earphones. *
Oh, hi, how can I help you?
PM: Haven't you heard a word I said?
Me: Well, no. I am testing the game, including the audio.
PM: You need to pay attention to what's going on around you.
Me: Testing audio is one of my responsibilities. I am using earphones because of the reasons [0-1].
PM: Even still, you just need to pay attention to what's going on around you.
PM: * Finally explains the reason for him bothering me, then goes back to his lair. *

Moral of the story: Fuck being good at what you do && knowing your responsibilities.
When PM wants something from you, you better give him the attention he wants.

/* The expectation being I grow an extra pair of eyes && ears, so that I see the guy coming && am prepared to listen to him whenever he wants something _while_ doing the best job I possibly can. */

A story from around 2005:

Customer laying out specifications: “We expect this software to need to last 25 years or so, and it will need to keep historical file processing data by dates for at least that long, assume storage is no issue.”

Devs at the time: “look best I can do is support that start with 200 or 201, anything else is really too much to ask. Also understanding how to work with dates at all and not just string manipulation is waaaaayyy hard yo.”

Fuck you lazy motherfuckers. This is why people thought Y2K would be a problem.

How do u recover from bad reputation at work? Like, false accusations and wrong perceptions about you which you have no control over? Should you guard your reputation or should you just stop caring what other people think?

Dear UK. WTF?

Public REST (-inspired) API. Should I skip numeric IDs because it's easy for consumers to snoop around?

Example:

POST api/foo
201 Created api/foo/69

Uh, I'll get 68 just because I can. Hopefully it returns Unauthorized, unless we some kind of bug.

Is it just security by obscurity if I use, like, guids or something instead of sequental IDs?

I've been in a new city for a while, now.

When it comes to getting to know a new city, I like to pick a remote destination of interest within a walking distance /* Which usually is a supermarket, or an electronics store. */ && just pay attention to surroundings on my way there.

Using Google Maps myself, since it works quite well in my area.

Today /* Technically yesterday, since currently it's past midnight, but the event took place a few hours ago, but whatever. */ I have found this interesting landmark.

Some two years ago I purchased a license for AV solution on Amazon UK which is my default place for shopping.

When attempting to activate the license, I kept getting this annoying error somewhere along the lines of:
'License from another region.'

I contact the support, they did their magic && the license got applied.

Fast forward some two years - the license is about to expire.

The software is actually good, so I make the choice to renew it.

Thing is, I keep getting redirected to the local site w/o an option of choosing the English language.

I edit the site's address to reach an English version of the site.
On UK's site I am unable to choose my country of residence so I can't complete the purchase form.
I try a few other things && finally reach the Global site where I am able to input the correct data for the purchase, but all attempts to finish the payment fail.

Fine... I'll purchase from the local site.

I purchased the license, activated it w/o problems, but when attempting to download the installer it keeps downloading the localized version which doesn't allow me to change the language.

I contact Support.

S: 'The license you've purchased can be used solely w/ localized version of the software. If you want to use the English version, you'll have to get a refund && purchase from our Global site here [link w/o redirection].'

_Fuck_ this trend of automatic redirection to localized sites && forced localized software.

One shouldn't have to go through all these hoops to get the software in the language of their choice, instead of having the localized version shoved down their throat.

I need to stop treating an OO language as if it were a procedural language.

I have the tendency to turn my code into GOTO spaghetti even though I'm semi-aware that objects exist and that they are distinct.
I still have to get used to this paradigm.

My Java professor always swore by the Plato paradigm, i.e.:
""Platonism" and its theory of Forms (or theory of Ideas) denies the reality of the material world, considering it only an image or copy of the real world.
According to this theory of Forms there are at least two worlds: the apparent world of concrete objects, grasped by the senses, which constantly changes, and an unchanging and unseen world of Forms or abstract objects, grasped by pure reason (λογική). which ground what is apparent." (wikipedia)

Thinking in objects, abstractions and metaphysics is not something I haven't done before (I've practiced it during Sociology and Ethics with the whole Pascal Leibniz, Newton and DesCartes approach) but it's certainly not easy.

Then there was my cool Programming 201 professor who said: "Don't worry man, just read those great UML, Program Design and GOF books and it will all become easy, like a story. It'll all make sense.
I mean, I've graduated, I've passed my Software Engineering I, II and III (hard as hell) but since I haven't focused on those theories and practices anymore, I've lost my touch.

It's definitely not easy for a novice programmer to transition between paradigms..

To all female devRanters out there, have a happy Women's Day.

Sincerely, from UTC+01:00.

Tester has found an issue: controller input stops working when performing certain steps.

Creates a report and provides an attachment.

The attachment depicts some menu where, at first, the cursor moves around various options, then simply stops moving.

The problem:

Since this is a simple in-game recording, there is neither an overlay of the controller w/ a visual representation of the input actually being provided but not working, nor there is a camera recording available where I can see the tester pressing buttons on a controller.

For all I know, the tester put down the controller / stopped pressing buttons.

...I've also seen reports of animations not working... w/ fucking screenshots attached.

How the fuck can you see something not being animated in a fucking static picture?

201, an intro programming course using Python2. Prof was funny. She was a Redditor and slipped the casual troll face or derp face or other rage comic character in her lecture slides.

I'm working w/ idiots.

Since a week ago, builds have started being bundled w/ this interesting folder called 'DeleteBeforeSubmission'.

Immediately mentioned the problem, but no action has been taken thus far. Sure, they might !care whether it is bundled or !. If whoever submits the builds for release manually removes those folders prior to submitting the game - fine.

Thing is... the shit is heavy. Depending on the platform, it's ~~500 MB up to some ~~2 GB on top of the actual size of the build. So, apart from our NAS storing garbage, people have to download unnecessarily larger files.

But hey - why do something about it. It's fine, right?
/s

There was this one time when a coworker needed to update the Xcode.

IIRC because his Mac mini was low on storage space, the update failed && the Xcode became corrupted.

He found that out when he tried to open the Xcode, at which time he was presented w/ an error akin to:
'Xcode was found to be corrupted && was moved to the Recycle Bin'.

C: 'Good, it belongs there!'.

Years ago we had been developing a game for the handheld consoles. We were very young && inexperienced back then. Some more than others... Version for one of the consoles finally saw the light of day, while the other one was sadly canceled.
The development of that canceled one was very troubled.
One example of that would be the core team during the initial stages of the project. One fairly seasoned programmer... Yes - that's it.
Obviously he needed some help, so... the studio hired interns. Two of them, IIRC. One of the interns was put in charge of the game's multiplayer code.
He was ostensibly doing a good job, as the mode was working. Sure it needed some fixing && some tweaks, but it was there.
That is until it came time to check the platform's requirements by the testers. By the time they got their hands on the documentation, it turned out that the SDK used by the game had become obsolete && was no longer eligible for submission. Once the SDK was updated to a newer version, the multiplayer stopped working for some reason.
The issue was investigated which revealed that the intern who wrote the code had been using functions that were marked as deprecated && were no longer available in the newer SDK, explaining why the mode was FUBAR.
Moral of the story? Pay close attention to:
0. Interns,
1. Platform's requirements,
2. Changelogs,
3. Deprecations.

Legacy Of Kain Soul Reaver 1 & 2 Remastered has been released.

It contains a lot of bonus material, including a few areas that have been scrapped before release.

Exploration of one of those areas may end up _crashing_ the game...

...Imagine that...

Found this ancient, forgotten task that was basically a QOL improvement.
Given that the feature would shorten the time of testing from some 10-15 minutes to 2, I left a comment mentioning that it would be immensely helpful.

!too long after, the report started seeing some traffic && the feature got actually implemented.
Checked the implementation as soon as I could.
- Speedup worked well regardless of platform.
- Slowdown /* which was never actually mentioned in the task as it wasn't crucial */ was also implemented, but the mobile phones were omitted, since the implementation would be too complex for the time allowed for the feature implementation. I was perfectly fine w/ it, as this wasn't actually necessary for those.

I left a proper comment, thanking for the feature implementation.

...then the lead tester chimes in, bitching about the lack of implementation of the slowdown on mobiles.

Got the same explanation as I mentioned earlier - too complex for the time allowed. Plus, the feature had other platforms in mind. Having it working on mobiles was just gravy.

Good call, lead, now - ask for another favor.
I'm sure it'll go well, since you can't be satisfied w/ getting what you need. You need that special pampering, too.
/s

Once, we hired this one intern as a mobile games tester.

His first day on the job. He received his laptop for work.
He sits down by his desk, takes out his headphones, plugs them into the laptop, && starts playing his favorite music. _Now_ he can finally test the game in peace.

...the fuck?

I _get_ how testers can get sick of hearing the same crappy music, SFX, && other sounds listening to them day in && day out for days, weeks, months, etc. _This_ guy, however, pulls that shit on the first day?

Sadly, the lead either had never noticed that or had never taught the wannabe better.

Good thing !all testers are like that.

Tester: How is $feature supposed to work?
PM: How did $rival_company do it in their $rival_game? Check it there - that's how it's supposed to work.

...One of the greatest killers of any joy in gamedev is when you hear people want to blatantly rip off someone else's design.

The kind of testers I'm dealing w/ right now:

Until fairly recently, they thought it was a good idea to keep retesting stale && untouched bug reports to see whether an issue is still present, then leave a comment.

Imagine being assigned as a watcher to a report, but keep seeing comments made by testers akin to:

- version 1: issue is still present.
- version 2: issue is still present.
- version 3: issue is still present.
- version 4: issue is still present.

Which was true for some 90-95% of the cases.

How retarded does a person have to be to think that this is a good idea?

I say it's a great way to piss somebody off.

Reminds me of movies w/ scenes where there is this annoying brat in the back seat of a car asking 'Are we there, yet?' over && over again.

Once a report is up, just be fucking patient && wait until someone replies!

There was this text in the game that, according to platform's rules, was supposed to be displayed verbatim. One of the languages had these “” opening / closing quotation marks. The problem was that instead of the text reading “some_text” there seemed to be a space in there “ some_text”. Since the rules are specific - no alterations whatsoever, a report was made. It turned out later the issue was due to kerning.
The chosen solution for that was to use "some_text”.
What the fuck? For one, there rule was that there are to be no alterations to the text. Then there's the other thing of this "” being just plain wrong.
It's like writing
```
main()
{
end
```
WTF are you doing?

Something, somewhere went horribly wrong if we need to present these kinds of 'warnings' to people.
WTF?

Short contract job, helping a solo dev.
Me: what's these "200" everywhere?
Him: the max number of sensors we support. I know it should be a define, but it just became that way.
Me: <shrugs. Well, I'm only staying here a couple of weeks. Goes on working on my own branch>

A week later, manager says: "now we need to support 400 sensors!"

Solo dev: <searches and replaces all occurrences of 200 with 400. The program breaks>
Me: what happened?
Him: I only changed the max number of sensors!
Me: Mmm. <searches for 199 as well... Bingo. Creates a define, searches for 198 and 201 for good measure. Gives him no comment about my change>

Roughly one year ago we'd been setting up our network to have our IP whitelisted.

The process took way more than it should've. Here's why:

* Back story: *
Coworker had been talking to IT because he wanted his PC && a devkit to have static IPs.

IT did that && set up the network so that in the future they wouldn't have to be bothered about it.
They set aside a pool of IPs 10.0.2.50-10.0.2.100.

/* You _know_ where this is going, right? */

Coworker: We have our static IPs. This is our range: 10.0.2.50-10.0.2.100. Could you pass it over to $company_name so that we have our IPs whitelisted?
Boss: Finally! Yes, will do.
* Passes the info over. *
* Week passes. *
C: Do we have our IPs whitelisted?
B: Got the info that they should be.
C: Damn, it doesn't work!
* B starts blaming $company_name 's support. *
* Another week passes. *
C: Any word on the whitelisted IPs?
B: They tell me it's set up. Can you try now?
C: Nope, still doesn't work.
* B starts bitching about IT how they're incompetent. How they were supposed to be pros && all that. *

/* I got wind of the whole situation. */

Me: Hold on. Those aren't the IP we need to pass to the $company_name.

* Provide the _correct_ Internet-facing IP. *
* Gets whitelisted within 1-2 days. *

These are the people I'm dealing w/ right now. They'll bitch about everyone being incompetent, but when it turns out _they_ have been at fault I hear no responsibility being taken.

/* I'm also reminded of this adage: Garbage In, Garbage Out. So true. */

snek down. Call a medic. Sent you an e-mail, too, retoor.

Some time ago I had a brief period of time when I had no tasks.

In order to stay productive, while having a lot of free time on my hands, I had decided to create a documentation of a feature in our game that has slightly different implementations depending on the platform on which the game is running.

Once I was done w/ the documentation, I shared it w/ the lead.

His feedback was along the lines of:
'It's OK, but the color palette that you used could've been better.'

/* What I used was basic colors: feature is available = green; !available = gray; partial availability = yellow, etc. Simple, easily readable. */

So instead of 'Thanks for documenting this.' I hear 'You have poor design skills - you should've used company's theme'.

/* I'm guessing since the company's logo uses some fancy colors, in lead's mind, those colors should've been used in documentation. */

Well, duh - I'm !a graphics artist / designer, so no shit.
There will definitely be no graphical fireworks in my documentation.

I fucking love working w/ people who have their priorities straight - '_fuck_ usefulness && correctness of data; It must be pretty too!'.

Normalise giving nap during working hours . Please !!

I think U and I should always be together like they are on the Qwerty keyboard. xD
But there's a distance of parallel lines between us.

*Reading a bug report's summary*
'Object x is displayed incorrectly when playing on PC in resolution 1024x768 or Android tablets w/ 4:3 Aspect Ratio'

*facepalms*

You, sir, are failing at basic math && basic logic, among other things.

1024x768 _has_ an Aspect Ratio of 4:3.
If only you had bothered checking, you would've know that the issue is purely related to the Aspect Ratio && !just that one resolution.

It's always the 'Poll Of The Day' on some other site that reminds me that there's an actual word for the fear of the Friday the 13th...

So we used to build these awful "promotion" pages for a leading manufacturer in the area. Because the website was old as dirt, there was no CMS and everything was static html using Coldfusion for a few include files like for the nav and such.

Every year we would get a new project to tweak the promotion details a little, and change the year from 2011 to 2012, etc.

My predecessor put the digit "1" in an HTML file called year.html, then included it like:
"valid from January 1 though December 31, 201<cfinclude template="year.html">..."

Why? Just why? And if you're going to use include files, for Pete's sake at least use the proper .cfm file extension!

I've recently learned how committing of the Save Data to file works in my project.

The file is updated w/ _each change_ made to the settings.

Worse yet - the file is updated even when _no actual change_ is made due to the setting already being at its highest / lowest value possible.
/*
e.g. 5 is maximum sound volume.
- You try increasing the sound volume.
- Setting can't get any higher, so remains unchanged.
- *Update the Save Data*.
*/

What kind of abusive masochist would do that?

// Yes... there's always blame.

There was this one time when I was asked to create screenshots of our game for marketing purposes.

The game supported solely the 480i mode.

Once I delivered the screenshots, PM bitched about them being !good, because of the visible interlace.

...the fun times of the Wii era.

There was this one time when we've managed to upload a Debug build to Google Play Store.

On the same day we had to create a new build w/ fixes, have the testers perform smoke tests, then switch to some fairly quick overall tests.

If nothing were to come up during those tests, the build was supposed to be passed over to the submission manager for release.

Things weren't going that smoothly in the beginning, w/ the first two builds being broken in one way or another.

Finally, however, we managed to create a properly working build.

QA hadn't had that much time to test it, but no major problems were identified && given the deadline we had to submit it.

The next workday it turned out that the tester responsible for passing the approved build over to the submission manager gave him the Debug build.

The submission manager none the wiser uploaded that build for release.

Result?

The users who managed to update their game got their save data wiped... sort of.

It looked that way given the Debug build was communicating w/ a different server.

In the aftermath of that situation, we had to repair the damage && upload the correct build as quickly as possible.

Also, ever since then a huge text 'DEBUG' was added to the loading screens of Debug builds to make people very aware of which build they were looking at.

As for any repercussions for the tester responsible for the mess, or the submission manager - I have no idea.

They were both still working there, so at the very least none of them got fired because of this.

One of the testers created a report a few days ago that the 'virtual cursor' is !working... The _'virtual cursor'_...
Who the fuck taught these guys?

In our game, we have occasional problems w/ IAPs where for whatever reason a purchased IAP doesn't get redeemed, which leads to players requiring aid from the support team.
On our end, a tester reported an issue where he had such problems. 100% reproduction rate, mentioned the affected account to be safe.

Caught the following conversation between two leads regarding that report:

Test Lead 0: Upon rechecking the issue we've discovered that the issue can't be reproduced on our end. We have however confirmed that the one account mentioned in the report is affected.
Test Lead 1: Since we can't reproduce the issue, should we close it?

So, yeah... why bother a poor programmer w/ this issue that is 100% reproducible but w/ one account affected only. Definitely zero chance of fixing at least one instance where this issue might occur.
/s

Top bullshit message I have ever received would probably be:
'I wasn't asking 🙂'.
The fuck is this shit?
Are you trying to reprimand me, as indicated by the first part of the message, or be my fucking friend?
Best part - the message was sent by someone who had no authority to demand anything from me at the time, which I had to point out to the guy.

I was trying to learn Java and Python at the same time. Ended up being proficient at Jython.
Now I,m trynna find a compiler that understands my language. Can anyone help?

At previous company I had a side-task of helping out IT dept. w/ cataloguing of hardware for the testers.
The person previously tasked w/ this chose to use Google Docs, so I had no problems w/ expanding / updating the list.

Later on, a test lead of one of the projects had a bright idea of creating a copy of that list for their project.

After some time he approached me && started bitching about why I am !updating their copy of the list.

His reasoning?
- Because you're the 'list guy'.
- Because I'm asking you nicely to do it.

The exchange had been taking some time, but long story short: I stood my ground && basically told him to fuck off, given how it was _he_ && his team that decided to make a copy of the official list && I was definitely !going to accept the responsibility of additional work due to that choice.

Seriously. The fuck do these people think?

If he were to purchase e.g. an knockoff of an iPhone, the device broke down && he went to the Apple's repair center, they'd tell him to fuck off.

Which would be the right thing to do.

...fucking retards && their logic.

/* Also, it's always fun to watch people being ostensibly polite w/ their 'I'm asking you politely / nicely.' then demanding whatever it is they had been asking about, when they have absolutely no right asking for that thing, making _you_ look like an asshole. */

B: 'Being in $city is a requirement for the job because it's an 'on-site' job. Salary is x.', * Smiling face. *, 'Nice, huh?'
Me: * Thinking, fine - slightly more than before, but new city, so should probably be the roughly same as before given the $city is more expensive. *
Me: * I invest in the move. Turns out new apartment costs 2x as much as the previous one. No time to look for another one. Fine - I'll be doing what I love, once again - I'll manage until proving my skills. *
* 2 months of probation pass. *
B: 'I'm happy w/ your services. When renewing contract, we'll switch to a different type, though, because (...)' /* Some bullshit - read - he doesn't want to pay the overhead. */
Me: * The move wiped the savings, can't say 'No'. *, 'Fine'.
* 5 months pass. *
B: 'I'll be closing the office due to imminent price spike. We'll move you to WFH. I'm fine w/ you returning to your original home.' /* Read: Salary will remain the same. */,
* My bills rise due to WFH. *,
* Costs of living receive an unwelcome big spike. *,
* Time passes until contract renewal. *
B: 'I value you as an employee. I would like to continue the partnership.'
* Offers no bonuses, no salary bump due to skills, !even cost of living adjustment. *

Ladies, gentlemen - you've just met my boss - no appreciation, because talk is cheap. Also - absolutely no accountability for the office being closed.

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Don’t let tax season overwhelm you. With Shepler & Associates, you get the expertise and support you need for a hassle-free experience. Our tax prep services are designed to save you time, reduce stress, and ensure every detail is handled with care.

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IRA'S BRIDAL STUDIO – Elegant Bridal Dresses in New York

Finding the perfect bridal gown is one of the most cherished moments in a bride’s journey to the altar. At IRA'S BRIDAL STUDIO, we specialize in making this experience unforgettable with our stunning collection of bridal dresses in New York. Located just across the river in Hoboken, NJ, we are a premier destination for brides seeking luxury, elegance, and exceptional service.

Your Dream Bridal Dress Awaits

Every bride deserves to feel extraordinary on her wedding day. Our bridal studio offers a wide selection of gowns that blend timeless beauty with modern sophistication. From sleek mermaid silhouettes to classic ball gowns and ethereal A-line dresses, our collection is curated to reflect the diverse tastes of New York brides.

Our experienced stylists are passionate about helping you find a gown that complements your unique shape, personality, and wedding vision. Whether you're searching for a traditional look or a couture design, our personalized consultations ensure a stress-free, enjoyable experience.

Custom Wedding Gowns for the Modern Bride

At IRA'S BRIDAL STUDIO, we offer more than off-the-rack designs. Our in-house team provides custom bridal dress services, tailoring each gown to match your exact measurements and style preferences. From hand-sewn lace detailing to bespoke alterations, our craftsmanship guarantees a flawless fit and finish.

We work closely with brides to bring their vision to life, combining expert design techniques with high-quality fabrics. With us, your bridal gown becomes a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, made just for you.

Our Bridal Dress Collections

Our carefully selected collections feature world-renowned designers known for quality and elegance. Brides visiting our studio from New York and beyond can explore:

Classic bridal gowns

Designer wedding dresses

Couture bridal fashion

Minimalist modern gowns

Plus-size bridal dresses

Whether you’re planning a grand city wedding or an intimate celebration, we have a gown that matches the scale and tone of your special day.

Bridal Accessories to Complete the Look

To complement your wedding dress, we also offer a curated collection of bridal accessories, including:

Veils in various lengths and styles

Handcrafted bridal jewelry

Wedding shoes

Bridal belts and sashes

Hairpieces and tiaras

Our stylists help brides coordinate accessories that add the perfect final touches to their bridal look.

Serving Brides from New York and Beyond

Although we are located in Hoboken, our studio is a short distance from Manhattan, making us a favorite among brides searching for bridal dresses in New York. We welcome clients from all boroughs and surrounding areas, offering a calm, intimate space away from the hustle of the city while maintaining convenience.

Why Choose IRA'S BRIDAL STUDIO

Personalized Service: We offer one-on-one appointments with dedicated bridal consultants who listen, guide, and support you through the entire process.

Exclusive Collections: Our studio features designer gowns and custom pieces you won’t find in ordinary bridal shops.

Expert Alterations: On-site tailoring ensures your gown fits like a dream.

Convenient Location: Just minutes from NYC, we’re easy to reach for brides from New York and New Jersey.

Relaxed Atmosphere: Our studio offers a welcoming and luxurious environment, allowing you to enjoy every moment of your bridal experience.

Contact Us

Ready to find your perfect bridal dress in New York? Schedule your private appointment today at IRA'S BRIDAL STUDIO.

Address: 66 Hudson St #201, Hoboken, NJ 07030, United States
Phone: +1 551-253-5888

Discover Better Days Restaurant and Bar: Your Go-To Restaurant Near Me in Jersey City

If you’re searching for a top-notch restaurant near me in Jersey City, look no further than Better Days Restaurant and Bar. Located at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, we offer an exceptional dining experience that blends great food, a vibrant atmosphere, and friendly service. Whether you’re a local or just visiting, Better Days is the perfect place to unwind, enjoy delicious meals, and experience Jersey City's growing culinary scene.

Why Choose Better Days Restaurant and Bar?
At Better Days, we believe that every dining experience should feel special. Whether you're grabbing a casual bite with friends, celebrating a milestone, or enjoying a romantic night out, our restaurant offers a variety of dishes and drinks that cater to all tastes and preferences. Here’s why we should be at the top of your list when looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City:

1. A Diverse Menu for Every Palate
We pride ourselves on our diverse menu, which features an array of flavorful dishes inspired by both classic and contemporary cuisine. From mouth-watering appetizers to hearty entrees and decadent desserts, our menu is designed to please everyone. We also offer vegan, vegetarian, and gluten-free options, ensuring that there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

2. Exceptional Cocktails & Drinks
As a restaurant and bar, we know the importance of having the perfect drink to complement your meal. Our expertly crafted cocktails, extensive wine list, and selection of craft beers are the perfect pairing for any dish. Whether you’re in the mood for a signature cocktail, a glass of fine wine, or a refreshing beer, we’ve got you covered.

3. A Cozy, Inviting Atmosphere
Located in the heart of Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar offers a welcoming and cozy atmosphere where you can relax and enjoy great company. Whether you're enjoying a night out with friends, a date, or simply grabbing a bite, the vibe at Better Days is always warm and inviting.

4. Friendly Service
At Better Days, we believe that great food is only half the experience. Our team of friendly and attentive staff is dedicated to providing excellent service that will make you feel right at home. From the moment you walk through the door until the time you leave, we strive to ensure that your visit is memorable and enjoyable.

5. Convenient Location in Jersey City
If you’ve been Googling “restaurant near me” in Jersey City, Better Days is centrally located and easy to find. Just head to 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, and you'll find a cozy spot to enjoy amazing food and drinks. Whether you’re a Jersey City local or visiting from out of town, we’re conveniently situated for a quick stop or a leisurely meal.

A Place for Every Occasion
Better Days Restaurant and Bar isn’t just a place for great food—it’s also a great spot for hosting events, gatherings, and celebrations. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or a corporate event, we offer a variety of packages and options to ensure your event is a hit. With our inviting space, delicious menu, and full bar, Better Days is the perfect venue for any special occasion.

Visit Us Today!
When you're looking for a restaurant near me in Jersey City, Better Days Restaurant and Bar is the place to be. With delicious food, an inviting atmosphere, and exceptional service, we’re committed to giving you the best dining experience possible.

Stop by Better Days Restaurant and Bar at 143 Newark Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07302, or give us a call at +1 201-905-8991 to make a reservation or inquire about our menu. We look forward to serving you soon!

Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems: Professional Office Cleaning Services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam

A clean and well-maintained office environment is crucial for both employee productivity and making a positive impression on clients and visitors. At Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems (UTCS), we specialize in providing high-quality office cleaning services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam. With a focus on professionalism, reliability, and eco-friendly cleaning practices, we ensure your workspace remains spotless, hygienic, and welcoming.

Why Choose Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems for Office Cleaning?

At UTCS, we understand the unique cleaning needs of office spaces. Whether you're running a small startup or a large corporate office, our office cleaning services are tailored to ensure a pristine and healthy workplace. Here are just a few reasons why businesses trust Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems for their office cleaning needs:

Comprehensive Office Cleaning Services
We offer a complete range of office cleaning services to meet your specific needs. From regular office cleaning, dusting, and vacuuming to more specialized services like window cleaning and carpet care, UTCS has you covered. Our goal is to maintain a clean, organized, and hygienic office environment.

Customized Cleaning Plans
No two offices are the same, which is why we create tailored cleaning plans that fit your schedule, budget, and office requirements. Whether you need daily, weekly, or monthly office cleaning, we work with you to ensure that our services meet your needs and exceed your expectations.

Eco-Friendly Cleaning Solutions
We prioritize sustainability and the health of your employees by using environmentally friendly cleaning products and practices. Our eco-friendly cleaning solutions help reduce your office’s environmental impact while maintaining high standards of cleanliness and hygiene.

Experienced and Professional Team
Our cleaning team is made up of trained professionals who take pride in their work. They are experienced in handling the specific cleaning needs of office spaces, ensuring that every corner of your office is thoroughly cleaned and sanitized. You can trust us to deliver consistent and high-quality cleaning every time.

Reliable and Consistent Service
At Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems, we believe in providing reliable and consistent service. We understand the importance of having a clean and organized office, which is why we always show up on time, fully prepared, and ready to get the job done.

Our Office Cleaning Services in Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam

We are proud to serve businesses across Vancouver, Burnaby, and Coquitlam, providing office cleaning solutions that ensure your workspace stays spotless and inviting. Here's a closer look at our services in these areas:

Office Cleaning in Vancouver
Vancouver is a bustling hub of business activity, and maintaining a clean office is essential to creating a productive and professional environment. UTCS provides expert office cleaning services across the city, from corporate offices to creative spaces. We offer regular cleaning services, including desk cleaning, floor care, waste removal, and more, to ensure your Vancouver office is always neat and tidy.

Office Cleaning in Burnaby
As a growing business center, Burnaby is home to many offices that require professional cleaning services. Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems is proud to serve businesses in Burnaby with comprehensive office cleaning services. Whether you need cleaning for a small office or a large commercial building, our team is ready to provide a thorough and reliable cleaning service to keep your office looking its best.

Office Cleaning in Coquitlam
Coquitlam, with its expanding business landscape, demands high-quality office cleaning services. UTCS offers customized office cleaning solutions in Coquitlam, designed to meet the specific needs of your office. Our services include everything from regular cleaning to specialized tasks like floor waxing and carpet deep cleaning. Let us help you maintain a clean, healthy, and productive work environment.

Get in Touch with Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems Today!

If you're looking for reliable, professional, and eco-friendly office cleaning services in Vancouver, Burnaby, or Coquitlam, Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems is here to help. Our team is dedicated to delivering exceptional cleaning services that enhance the appearance and hygiene of your office space. We offer flexible cleaning schedules, ensuring minimal disruption to your business operations.

Contact Us:

Phone: +1 604-253-4698

Address: 1420 Adanac St #201, Vancouver, BC V5L 2C3, Canada

Reach out to Ultra-Tech Cleaning Systems today to discuss your office cleaning needs and experience the difference our professional services can make for your business.

Top-Quality DTG Printing Near You at Bolt Print Shop in Jersey City

If you're looking for DTG printing near me, Bolt Print Shop in Jersey City, NJ, is your go-to destination for high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing. Whether you’re an entrepreneur wanting to print your designs on apparel, an artist looking for vibrant prints, or someone who needs custom t-shirts for a special event, we offer cutting-edge DTG printing services that deliver outstanding results.

Why Choose Bolt Print Shop for DTG Printing?
At Bolt Print Shop, we specialize in DTG printing, a modern method that allows us to print high-resolution, full-color designs directly onto fabric. Here’s why our DTG printing services are the best choice for customers searching for “DTG printing near me” in Jersey City:

1. Exceptional Print Quality
DTG printing offers a level of detail and color vibrancy that traditional methods can’t match. Whether you're looking to print a complex image or a simple logo, our DTG technology ensures that your design will look crisp, vibrant, and professional on every piece of clothing. From intricate artwork to high-quality photographic images, DTG printing is perfect for bringing your vision to life.

2. Perfect for Small and Large Runs
One of the main benefits of DTG printing is that it is ideal for both small and large runs. Whether you need just a few shirts or a bulk order, our DTG services allow us to print on-demand without the need for large setup costs or minimum order quantities. It’s perfect for anyone looking for a cost-effective, fast solution for custom apparel.

3. Quick Turnaround Times
At Bolt Print Shop, we know that time is of the essence, which is why we offer fast turnaround times on all of our DTG printing orders. Whether you're getting a few t-shirts for an event or a bulk order for your business, we work efficiently to make sure your items are ready when you need them.

4. Local, Personalized Service
As a locally owned business based in Jersey City, NJ, we take pride in offering personalized, high-quality customer service. When you choose Bolt Print Shop, you are working with a team of experts who care about your project. We’re here to ensure that every order meets your exact specifications and exceeds your expectations.

5. Eco-Friendly and Sustainable
We care about the environment and strive to use eco-friendly inks and sustainable practices whenever possible. Our DTG printing uses water-based inks, which are a more environmentally friendly option compared to traditional printing methods. So not only do you get high-quality prints, but you can feel good about choosing a sustainable printing solution.

Our DTG Printing Services
We offer a variety of services to meet your specific DTG printing needs:

Custom Apparel: Whether it’s t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, or more, we can print your unique designs on any type of garment.

One-Off Designs: DTG printing is perfect for one-of-a-kind items, whether it’s for a personalized gift, a special event, or a limited-edition product.

Bulk Orders: Need a large quantity of custom-printed apparel? Our DTG printing services can handle orders of all sizes without compromising on quality.

High-Resolution Artwork: Have complex designs or detailed images? DTG printing can handle high-resolution artwork, producing clean, sharp prints that look amazing.

Why Choose DTG Printing?
DTG printing offers several advantages, including:

Vibrant, full-color prints: Perfect for designs with multiple colors or gradients.

No setup fees: Ideal for smaller runs or one-off prints without the need for additional setup costs.

Soft Feel: Since the ink is directly applied to the fabric, the finished product feels soft and comfortable, with no heavy vinyl or plastic overlays.

Get Started with Your DTG Printing Project Today!
If you’re looking for DTG printing near me in Jersey City, Bolt Print Shop is here to help. We provide professional, high-quality, and affordable DTG printing services to meet all your custom printing needs. Whether you’re designing apparel for your business, creating custom gifts, or outfitting a team, we can help you bring your ideas to life.

Visit us at 7 Sherman Ave, Jersey City, NJ 07307, or give us a call at +1 (201) 402-0755 to get started with your DTG printing project today. Let Bolt Print Shop be your trusted partner for high-quality prints!