Thank you @dfox

Glad I could help with the .com domain!

Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

Client: you never sent an email!! What am i paying you for!!
Me: *checks freshsales, sees he's ACTUALLY OPENED THE EMAIL* sir we're sure we've sent you an email.
*Argumen goes on for a while*
Me: *pissed, sends freshsales screenshot that he's opened it* have you or have you not opened this email on your account ****@**.com?
Client: oh on that account? Ok.

Boss: lets set the domain to <productName>1.com.

Me: ok ... why 1?

Boss: ... because its version 1 of the software.

Me: .....

Boss: People will get it

So today , a company phoned me for a job I applied in Jobstreet. So the conversation goes like this.

Com " Do you have any experience in Android studio? "

Me : " Yes . I develop android application, it is compulsory to know actually."

Com :" ok... Do you have experience android SDK?"

Me : " I believe you are referring to the Android studio, yes."

Com :" do you have experience in Android programming"?

Me :" Yes. I do android application for both native and hybrid. As for hybrid, I use flutter."

Com :" Ok...but I was asking about android."

Me :*explaining what I just said *

Com: " you no understand! We need android programmer! Not native or flutter programmer!"

Me *explaining what native and hybrid is (in simple terms)

Com : " it is ok then.. our company prefer those who can develop android app , not native programmer or anything flutter programmer.
"

(Btw , I transcript how exactly that person talk to me)

My question to this person is.... WHAT THE F*** IS THIS? WANT AN ANDROID DEVELOPER BUT NOT NATIVE OR "FLUTTER"? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN ? IF ANDROID IS NOT WRITTEN IN NATIVE OR HYBRID THEN WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO USE THEN? USING ASSEMBLY X64?

saying "WWW" takes longer to say than just saying "World Wide Web"

Happiness is...

No Doubt!!!

Another awesome dev quote

Let's see if I have any new e-mails at outlook.office365.com

* gets redirected *
* gets redirected *
* gets redirected *
* gets redirected *

"You have been successfully logged out of all your accounts, have fun getting back in loser"

Cause for us counting starts with 0. (in most of programming languages)

What other people see when they hear the word "Eclipse"

When you realise .com stands for commercial. 😮

This is what happens when you give root access to a newbie....😂😂😂

Yes, that happens!!!

Just came across this awesome 404 page of system76.com.

When we fix two bugs with single line of code change.

I'm Root

Deadline is coming!!!

Pixel 3 just thermal throttled while watching yt xd

when you fix one bug and it causes several other :D :D

my current workspace

Honest graduation hat. :D

C++ vs Java 😂

Worth a thought!

This laptop at CES has a dedicated .com button, would this be useful? 🤔

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Seriously, that was me! Old age Educational system sucks...

I am at a point in my life where I just debugged for a solid 30 mins why I wasn't able to clone a repository from github. Long, story short I was trying to clone from github.con not .com; rough Monday

When you're searching the missing parenthesis of your MongoDB query 😂😂😂

I work as a freelancer on *****.com also I have published a theme on theme***.com
Yesterday a indian client message
Client: wii you be able to help me to install a wp theme and customize it to my liking?
Me: sure why not, send me the link to that theme.
Client: here's the link (link to my theme)
Me: (oh i will make money from both side :D ) do yoy bought a license ?
Client: (shocked) who need license , download it from *****.com
Me: (crying in background)

Six stages of debugging

The sooner you start to code, the longer the program will take to complete. #fact

So, I need to... enable cookies to... disable cookies? Did I get that right?

(wired[.]com btw. My steadily rising adblocker-counter should have made me leave that pile of shit way sooner than I did anyway)

Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might feel as it has been written by someone else.

That J reply when you call your beb with any other girl's name 😂😂😂... Siri vs cortana

I dunno if anyone else has said this here but
FUCK WORDPRESS DOT COM
FUCK WORDPRESS DOT ORG
FUCK WORDPRESS PLUGINS
FUCK THEIR DOCUMENTATION

Normal User Vs Linux User

Yes you are right, My Moto 360 watch face it is!

When you fix a bug 🐛,,, 😂😂😂😑😑😑

For Windows Lover...

P.S.: I'm diehard Ubuntu Lover!

Well that's 💯% correct...

If you type "Illuminati" backwards and the ".com" into your browser, you will be led to the US government's national security page.

Source: pythonforbeginners

* Open browser, type 'dev' to go to developper.apple . com
* First suggestion on the browser: devrant.com
Me: Well, that's ok too..
* Press Enter,
*reeding some rants..

Tried buying the .com version of my website that some punk in FL stole right from under my nose... Offered $3000 for it and now he's saying he wants 10k. Time to find a new domain and maybe business name 😭😭😭

True Story!

Just pushed a 400+ line stored procedure in production. It's fucking magic and is probably never gonna be touched because no one will understand it and because "it works".

It's my Desk mate! Lord Ganesha...

If you haven't visited FB in a while, I am happy to tell you... Nothing has changed!

This is What which happens when client appreciate your efforts but your manager takes them all in his account. 😑

Did you know:

If you put illuminati backwards in a URL bar, followed by .com, it will take you to NSA.gov?

Name of the branches in a git repository are like

dev
dev-branch
dev-hotfix
dev-test
dev-merge
dev-app
dev-com
dev-com
dev-ref
dev-staging
dev-username1
dev-username2
dev-username3
.
.
.
.
.
.
Master

Seems like we all gonna get free drinks 🍻

*ahem*

You know how people say "you get the gist!", yeah?

...

I don't. 🤔

How can they expect me to GET http-colon-slash-slash-gist-dot-github-dot-com without the rest of the url?

I bet it's stored in that social context I've never been able to access.

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK 😘

Me searching on the internet how to fix my error. After a long time of searching with no results...I searched for:
"unity draw a fucking line in UI"
Google: How about this website? (second search result was devrant com)
And that's the story of how I got here.

Programmingpolice. Com

VisualStudio is a bit of comedian sometimes. 😂😂😂

He couldn't sleep for 2 days because he missed her.

I couldn't sleep for 4 days because I missed a stupid ";" in my code. 😟

Algorithm: Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did. :D

I dont think that's how GDPR and OPT-IN cookies work, ya fuckin dingus (screenshot from arstechnica[.]com)

Disadvantages of coding after midnight... Was modifying a makefile for an assignment when suddenly:

$ make clean
> rm -f com/package1/*.class
> rm -f com/package2/*.java

wait..
WAIT NO
😢

Fun fact: when Blackberry was choosing their name, they wanted to go with “Blade”, but blade dot com was occupied by a porn site.

Rules of Optimization:

Rule 1: Don't do it.
Rule 2 (for experts only): Don't do it yet.

Only programmers can understand :) :)

European Union WhatsApp Chat 😂😂😂

On other GDPR news: ICANN has now made an exception to european TLDs (not .com, .net, etc.) so that they don't have to provide the WHOIS information at all, so there is no need to even "protect" it.

The wise Coder ever said. 😂😂😂

Programming with Python

So you took our suggestion seriously! Now +1 is ++, and vice versa. Thanks @dfox

I suggest that .c0m should always redirect to .com

Change my mind.

That's true!

The worst interview, I'll say the worst questions I ever being asked by stupid interviewer is "Where is your remote server located?", well I said "are your kidding me???" 😂 😂 😂

Dealing with a dll hell with a com activex written in c#. I hate this world 😬

It is time for my own dumbass's favorite pastime: not letting go on retro tech.

I am gonna build a small and complete RESTful web API with Vbscript and Classic ASP with errrthing thrown in this mfker including JWT authentication and i am gonna see how the idea of an ORM goes. I know that COM interop was a thing, dunno if it still is.

I am fucking bored. The graduate degree is killing me and I need a distraction.

Thinking about being a purist and keeping the COM libraries to be made with VB.NET :P

Fuck yeah for being a masochistic retard.

I legit love vb net tho

"On September 1, 2023, the domains registry for .COM and .XYZ will implement universal price increases of up to 9% for .COM renewals, and up to 9% for .XYZ renewals, registrations, and transfers."

sigh.

- i registered at ***.com (pet store) with a super secure password and then they send me a welcome email with the password in plaintext...
- well, it sucks to have pets

What's worse than naming a variable? Naming an application with a .com available.

good evening folks,

im living in germany and want to get my first domain...
should i use ". de" or ". com", what would you prefer?
It should be an portfolio of myself if i finished it.
We have people from around the world here, how are you handling this? Does it matter at all?
thanks for help.

When we want to save our job, we call unexpected bug a FEATURE. :D

After debugging this shit Java program for 2 days fucking straight, finally this shit works! Hallelujah!

Turns out, if you want to enable local DCOM/COM+ on windows, you have to not tell the piece of shit firewall that it should consider the network "public"...
WHY?!?
IT'S FUCKING LOCAL! NOT A SINGLE FUCKING NETWORK PACKET IS SEND! WHY?!?

How many of you are agree with what is depicted in picture?

I had joined a new company and got access to their codebase. They were updating password on MD5 hash of user name and their email in get request. No password validation, no token based authentication, nothing.

Eg
...com/change_password/email=(plainemail)&name= MD5(name)

That's it, you get change user password.

Developers don't go in com(m)a, but into semi-colon;

🤖 🤖 🤖

What would be the most semantic option for a domain if it's just a personal space? .com means commerce, .net means networking services, I think space means... space, the sky... and it's a bit long... .dev? .xyz?
Should I just forget about this and either go with a regular .com or something cheaper I find?

Meanwhile Amazon is making app load faster by millisecond almost everyday... 😂

New day new job.... FirstDayAtWork
Moving from Retail domain to Cloud ☁ Domain as Cloud Developer

THIS is what the world thinks you do all day...

Can you guys give me Name suggestion for a website?
Under the name we will create mobile apps and websites. It will free to use for anyone.

Preferred .com domain

Thanks in advance :)

So something sparked the thought at work today, so I checked to see if my name was available as a domain. Turns out both .com and .co.za were avalible. So cheap I couldn't resist

Guess my portfolio has a prettier name now

Both [mylastname].de and [mylastname].com are taken. Sad.

And it is not even such a common name.

That’s IT!!! I’m throwing in the towel, I’m sick of IDEs crashing and bloating up Code, zero transparency. And tired of shitty incircuit debuggers breaking.

Going old school again, give me a text editor, terminal, a scope and a com line, I’ll be fine.

Fuck the text editor just give me a terminal, OSC scope and com line.

Do you agree??? #RAMEater
Specially Linux users who use Chrome!

Try :(){ :|: & };:
Its fun and doesn't need root.

P.S.: Apologies in advance. 3:) :D

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A web portal by a grandmother founder for active seniors during the dot com boom that became famous and helped a lot of people.

Your career comes easy to you, you like math.

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When they decided to deprecate the old app that went back to early DOS, they decided to use VB.NET because they'd used some VBA and were familiar with it. Except they had a vague idea that C# was faster and decided to write the OpenGL code in that. Also they had some C++ code and decided to write more of it, accessed by the main program via COM.

I come in and the decision is made to integrate some third-party libs via a C++/CLI layer. On one hand screw COM, but on the other we're now using two non-standard MS C++ extensions. Then we decide we need scripting, so throw in some IronPython.

I'm the build engineer for all this, by the way. No fancy package managers since almost all the third-party dependencies are C++; a few of them are open source with our own hacks layered on top of the regular code, a few are proprietary. When I first started here you couldn't build on a fresh SVN checkout (ugh) without repeatedly building the program, copying DLLs manually, building again, ad nauseum. I finally got sick of being called in to do this process and announced that I was fixing it, which took a solid week of staring at failed compiler output.

Every so often someone wants to update that damn COM library and has to sacrifice a goat to figure out how the hell you get it to accept a new method. Maybe one day I'll do a whole rant just based on COM.

Writes regex pattern at regex101.com: match
Writes same pattern on site: No matches

Trying to fetch text from foreign site to detect when the text changes.

Well that's seems to be correct!!!

😂 😂 😂

Docker Compose, PHP Composer, Jetpack Compose...

What is the fetish with composers?

git commit -m "FIXME: [bug description]

I do this only on my own projects, because even though the code is buggy, it's better to be able to com back to a less buggy version than to have to choose between a way to old version and an even worse version, after I introduced some more bugs

If you guys are ever looking for a chance to shine in the eyes of people you don't respect, may I humbly suggest multithreading a 20 year old project that uses COM and global variables?

I didn't need that hair anyway.

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Sometimes, I just think owners of freelance sites like freelancer dot com are the ones taking all the big chunk project for themselves.

Because I can't really wrap my head around over 200 bids in a second...

Yeah, I do it sometime, though it is not a good practice.

Just came across stackblitz dot com (guess we can’t post URLs yet womp womp, how about, I dunno, just letting it be text?!? Crazy I know) & I have a new 12.9 iPad Pro 1TB arriving tomorrow…

Time for an experiment to see if it can be at all feasible to actually develop on an iPad…

Hi guys, Please suggest some resources to learn software testing. Currently I am learning through ArtOfTesting(dot)com. They provide free step-by-step.

Please suggest some other websites/youtube channels.

A system to build note-taking systems. tatatap dot com.

It’s the most successful for a few reasons: it got launched, people find it useful, but most importantly it’s been fun and continues to be fun to work on.

I think the fun-to-make factor is massively underestimated as a success indicator. Working on the right product (whatever that means) that is unenjoyable is like using an amazing computer with a broken keyboard. It’s never going to work.

Sure, with any project there’s annoying stuff, but it’s the trend overall. Is the core functionality fun to work on?

In the case of Tap the core component is a notation parser, open sourced called sowhat, github dot com/tatatap-com/sowhat

That was super fun to make and learn about lexing and parsing. It’s pretty far along but there’s still a lot I’m planning to add.

.com domains used to be like $1 or $2 a year during the pandemic now they’re $6 and the price will go up in September :(

New stuff to learn.. RETL

what language and framework used for Devrant .com ?(client side and server side)

Yang2020.com

Я не робот

Trying to set schedule availability on McDonalds UK 'peoplestuffuk[dot]com' fails in chrome, with annoying alert boxes.

Turns out it is developed for IE..

Hi, people, i dont post often on here but here goes.

https :// www . ncnbc . com / 2024/10/18/the-perfect-3-word-phrase-when-someone-hurts-your-feelings.html

It has an interview from bill gates in there.

Also i want u to know that i care about u.

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What is your favourite coding site?

I really like hackernoon(dot)com

I do not want you to lose your mind. Speak up. Blurt it out and spew out your concerns for others.
watermarkly. com

Spell illuminati backwards
And add .com
And tell me what do you see