yeah binary tree ;)

Wife: what are you thinking about?

Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree

Wife: forget that I asked

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

Binary is easy to teach

EDIT: devRant April Fools joke (2018)
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Hey everyone! As some of you have already noticed, @trogus and I made a decision (based on the suggestion of some members of the community) to start transitioning all scores on the app to binary. We have started by making all user scores in our mobile apps and website (if you’re logged in) appear in binary. We think this makes the app more fun while remaining usable at the same time!

Please let us know what you think and happy binary-reading!

"Hey, you know Binary Search Trees?" "Say no more."

Yo mama's so fat that if she sat on a binary tree she will convert it into a linked list in O(1) time

We got a binary clock at our trainstation. I love it, but most of the people think it's wasted money because they can't read it.

Pro tip: code in binary so it takes less time to compile

Friend texted me some binary.

Decided to impress him and decode it by hand.

Spent 5 minutes decoding "I eat ass".

Right ?

Happy today! 13th of September. The 256th day of the Year, that equals to 11111111 in Binary. Finally, Happy Programmer’s Day, The people who Dev & Rant 😍🤗🎂

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Teaching him binary

😤😤😤 People need to stop believing these sheets in fortune cookies, they are printed using a Linux binary!

Math teacher: 1+1=?
Me: one zero
Math teacher: wrong!
So i gived to her my calculator (in binary mode :-) )
Me: check the answer.
Math teacher: [saw 1+1=10 on calc] thinks about 10 seconds LOL then says: you calculator is broken!

There are 11 types of people: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who are tired of seeing this binary joke.

10 reasons to know binary:

1 computer class
10 nerdy jokes

The binary +1 feature has not gone unnoticed 👍🏽
@dfox @trogus

Just one bit off.

Please help

If binary trees wore pants, which way would they be worn?

Mechanical Binary Counter

!rant

Little reverse bot psychology

I'm sure we've all seen a rain binary cloud picture like this. But have you seen one that fits your mood? 🤔🤔

girl friend: What kind of stripper would you want for a Bachelorette party?!?

me: no stripper...

girl friend: like a coding stripper?

me: what?

girl friend: he'd come out and be like, one zero one one zero one...

me: I love that you think I code in binary hahaha

girl friend: like the matrix!

me:
*pauses*
*contemplates explaining what binary is*
yes, like the matrix

:D

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!

Three beers

So our lift has only two buttons

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
++111111110 on devrant. This is my moment to shine, my account completely blew up. I am the Elon Musk of devrant. I am the coolest bitch on this website, bow before me you peasants!

... wait, is this binary?

As a programmer, all I see is 9 o’clock.

❤ binary weather.

Be a real man an buy a binary keyboard like me.

Pros:
You become an absolute god.

Cons:
None

Bit Off

Technically,

(0|1)*

is the regular expression for everything.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't realize the joke was in base three.

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who get laid.

Binary Cake for my birthday ...

Thanks my dear folks...

🎉 🎉 🎉

I have only 10 +1's :(

Top 10 of the binary numbers :
> 1
> 0

No more binary 1’s and 0’s jokes ... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was funny the first 0 times.

There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand ternary , those who don't and those who thought this was going to be a binary joke.

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

>Wife texts me to buy her 10 oranges on the way home from work
>Arrive home with 2 oranges thanks to working with binary..

Believe it or not this actually happened after I had just finished a whole binary-related project over the span of around a month.

Well played Allo!

Told my wife I'll be home by 10 in the night, but when I got back she started screaming at me. Does binary not work when drunk? 🤔

Number zero rule of computer science: Don't calculate pi in binary

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

Interviewed with Amazon, panicked and ended the interview apologizing for wasting the guy's time on a simple binary search question.

Real programmers code in binary.

Real programmers use binary.

Your ++'s are now in binary! It helps reduce server load

When a binary file contains an emoji if displayed as string

My Microsoft authenticator app was being very binary.

Halfway through a timed midterm (no computers or calculators):

Convert this 5-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 10-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this 20-digit decimal number to binary
Convert this even longer decimal number to binary

All the ++ counts are showing in binary... If this is an error I vote we keep it as a feature not a bug.

!rant
*opens devRant*
*checks the profile*
*sees an 8digit number in ++*
*HOLY SHIT DUDE, DID I CROSS linuxxx ?*
*checks his profile*
*sad realisation that ++ are now binary*

Bye bye binary ++'s it was nice to meet you

My car gets horrible miles to the gallon. Put hundreds of gallons in and have only gone 17 miles 😩

WOW, I can't believe I left for a while and I got that many ++'s!
It's insane!!!
Wait...
Why does it only have ones and zeros?
Fuck, it's in binary 😭😭😭😂

Wrote a custom printer script in shell.
Went to test the script on some printers.
Neglected to check accuracy of script.
script is supposed to print jpeg.
it doesn't interpret it as an image,
but rather as raw binary in text...
^\<92>Q^H2Ei@0$iA+<89>dl_d<87><8f>Q
mfw each printer in the entire 5 story building
starts printing 500 pages of 
RAW
BINARY

I needed to sort the caps for my spices. Decided to use a binary search tree.

Freinds/Family: You study computer science?
Me: Yeah
Friends/Family: so you write in 1s and 0s all day? How do you do it?
Me: *Rethinking choice in friends*

*Applies for mid-level backend developer role.
*Company sends Hackerrank test link.
*Opens Hackerrank link.
*Sees Binary sea...
*Closes browser.

Not sure if this is any good but felt obligated to get it :)

Hyphaene compressa

It's the actual binary tree. IRL.

TIL...

Let's talk binary.

0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣1⃣0⃣

Dear libtards

Thanks for making gender none binary. You now increased my database size..

Living the binary dream 😀

I knew that not being good with binary would get me one day. This is not really what I had in mind.

You are asked by airport security to balance this binary tree to prove you're a programmer. How fucked are you?

Brilliant!

I remember while back in studies (Computer Science) we were learning binary logic and such. When the person next to me (albeit learning Business Information Systems) asks "What does binary have to do with Computers?"

Irene, don't overflow!

So this is my homework, I have to convert Hexadecimal to Text! And I can also convert the Hexadecimal to Binary!! I LOVE THIS STUFF

Chuck Norris programs in binary. Only using 0.

"binary tree" is the buzzword of data structures.

What's the most rediculous questions you've been asked?

*While studying logic gates and binary at Uni* What's this got to do with computers?

Fuel pumps going binary?

Today, implemented Binary Tree from scratch and then wrote a unit testing suite from scratch in my personal project.

Pretty neat.

I have 11111111 ++
Sadly the number is written in binary

Interview:
Candidate claims being seasoned "senior".

Him: i don't know how the solve this
Me: you have to use binary search
Him: ahhaaa
Me: do you know binary search?
Him: yes
Me: can you please explain binary search?
Him: eghm, hmm, sorry I can't

WHY DO PEOPLE USE STRINGS ON THEIR BINARY CLASSIFICATION DATA LIKE IS IT HARD TO USE 0 AND 1?!?!

Please set binary score to persist

I don't know if you guys caught this but everyone's binary scores are negative. The first bit is 1.

Yay

Me to my friends after writing binary search correctly on my exam paper*

"Instead of adding an extra bit for counting to higher numbers we could just start counting from 0 again and use the additional bit to show that we count for the second time"

My tutoring student just invented counting.

Doctor: from 1 to 10, how much does it hurts?
Dev: eh.. well, you dont give much options

what is 101 + 110 = ?

Thanks to Drewtato for my 10k ++, I'm gonna also spare everybody from making a binary joke

Someone tell them its 2017 already. Saddest part was TA asking me to implement Binary Search in this TurboC++. Toughest 2 hours of my day :(

A friend of mine wrote a script that blinks the IP (in binary) of his raspberry pi.

I mean, I'm both disappointed and intrigued.

What grinds my gears:

IEEE-754

This, to me, seems retarded.

Take the value 0.931 for example.
Its represented in binary as
00111111011011100101011000000100

See those last three bits? Well, it causes it to
come out in decimal like so:

0.93099999~

Which because bankers rounding is nowstandard, that actually works out to 0.930, because with bankers rounding, we round to the nearest even number? Makes sense? No. Anyone asked for it? No (well maybe the banks). Was it even necessary? Fuck no. But did we get it anyway?
Yes.

And worse, thats not even the most accurate way to represent
our value of 0.931 owing to how fucked up rounding now is becaue everything has to be pure shit these days.

A better representation would be

00111101101111101010101100110111 <- good

00111111011011100101011000000100 < - shit

The new representation works out to
0.093100004
or 0.093100003898143768310546875 when represented internally.

Whats this mean? Because of rounding you don't lose accuracy anymore.

Am I mistaken, or is IEEE-754 shit?

wohhooo !! Reached 1000+
Was too busy to notice it until now xD

Code it in binary

(My friend claims to code in binary, is this an actually applicable thing or just a novelty thing to impress people?)

Uggg..... I'm trying to encode a binary file in Python which may be an image or may be an executable, and then decode it back into a file (I plan on editing it in the middle, but baby steps for now..) but nothing is working!!

My plan is to:

Open binary file.

Decode as base64, or something else that could easily handle binary.

Convert byte data to string (for editory perpousos - I won't be editing bytes, I'll be doing custom encoding but that's irrelevant for this test)

Convert back to a byte string/array (with .encode(), probably)

Write to file.

I do this, yet the output has been altered... Though I haven't touched anything..

It's so enfuriating.. x.x

i want this.....

I'm watching liveoverflow : Introduction to binary hacking..
Awesome content.

You wanna know what the fuck we did in our goddamn code.org class today, wait no, the last whole fucking week. YES OR NO QUESTIONS. I GET BINARY IS FUCKING 0'S AND 1'S. FOR GOD SAKES I KNOW BINARY. I EVEN KNOW FUCKING TERNARY. AND. YOU KNOW WHAT TEACHER ? EVERYONE ELSE COULD LEARN BINARY IN FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES. "Is code.org worthy of being kicked in the ass and tied up on a railroad when the trains coming?" Is a perfect binary question. This whole fucking class I feel like I'm in an english class for five year olds in spain. HEY TEACHER I DON'T CARE IF BILL GATES OR MARK SUCKERBURG OR BARAK OBAMA OR GODDAMN CHRIS BOSH SUPPORTS IT. ITS FOR THERE FUCKING REPUTATION. PEOPLE WITH HALF A BRAIN KNOW THESE PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A FUCK. THEY EACH HAVE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OR EVEN BILLIONS OF DOLLARS, BUT THEY ALL CHOSE TO USE A FIVE DOLLAR MIC JUST TO FUCK WITH US. EVERY TIME I WALK IN THAT CLASS I FEEL DEGRADED LIKE I'VE BEEN PUT BACK IN PRESCHOOL. THANK YOU TEACHER, I ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN BINARY TO MAKE MY FUCKING SIMPLE JAVASCRIPT APP AS MY FINAL PROJECT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

My motorcycle is binary!

The only time I saw someone coding in binary was in the film Lucy

My first C++ programm which calculates binary numbers to hex numbers.

I can tell you guys some binary jokes but they're all puns and zeros...

Studying AVR Assembler in university *cries in binary*

I got 1100011 problems but turning decimal into binary ain't one.

Senior dev at job interview didnt know what is binary search. I was interviewed by him.

Every programmers dream keyboard, I got mine today!

Binary searching my way through the git history to find the commit that broke something. 😄

Is this a bad way to traverse corners of a cube?
The objective is obvious from the context and I assume that programmers know how binary works.

So, my car's odometer finally rolled over to 100,000 here a couple weeks ago. Been having fun watching it hit various binary values again (100001, 100010, etc.).

The hammer dev. See a problem, they grab a hammer. See a screw? Hammer. Complex social issue? You bet your binary tree it's getting hammered.

I did it guys. I finally used binary tree traversal in a web page. With fucking JavaScript.

I tried searching for happiness using binary search
but my life isn't sorted

When Firefox starts a binary in gedit...

"1 or 2 - it's a binary choice"
Why am I the only one who's laughing?

#DesignFacts :

The Sony Vaio identity, created by Timothy Hanlet, represents both analog (the wave of V and A) and binary (I and O).

When devRant converts your ++’s to binary and you are surprised to read your count in dec. 😑😑😑

binary jokes: they're either funny or they're not.

We found a binary string on our Loggly server. It's a PDF file .. the entire PDF file, being sent, to our logging service.

After hours of debugging a legacy binary which throwed an unknown error. Realizing that it was expecting an array starting at 1.

Being a computer science engineer, my friends expect me to be able to read binary like I read English. Fml.

Binary Search Trees

Its not binary; you can be decent and gifted at the same time.
~🍓

Today I learned about binary encoding formats alternative to JSON such as Google Protocol Butter.
I like these binary formats.
Just thought I would share this here so others would benefit as well (and please share your experience if it is relevant)

Why do people still use both curl or wget? There's httpie and it's awesome!

http PUT your-host.com header-name:value parameter=value

Profit!

And it formats the response for json without jq. It will just show binary for binary content and you download by adding the download flag.

Yet why is curl still the default!?

Freecad isn't open source software!

If it is impossible to get something compiled, it can't be open source.
When you can't compile it, all, that is left, is to use a binary.
If there is only a binary, it isn't open source.

Seriously: If you are participating in an open source project, please make sure, that compiling from source is a viable option for the generic gentoo user. Thank you.

1010 01 01

Binary posts, binary posts everywhere

I was going crazy for not understanding it.
I went to binary to decimal converters.
I tried applying my own messed up logic.
I was about to post a rage rant.
Now i realized how it works.. fml

And yes, i took a picture of my monitor, enjoy eye cancer :)

There're 10 types of people:
0. Those who starts at 0
1. Those who starts at 1

What does non binary mean?

Binary Tree

Start writing unit tests

This binary thing is actually pretty cool! It would be even cooler if we could configure which base to use.

Binary language 😂

There are 10 types of people.
1. Those who understand binary.
2. Those who don't.

Interviewer: Implement Binary Search on a Linked List

Me: * did so on the whiteboard *

Interviewer: *irritated* This is complete BS

Me: Yes, a complete Binary Search 🙂

Got an exam next friday, 1/3 of the points are given by calculating decimal numbers to binary numbers

Is this wk7?

01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100

But, you forgot to set the amounts for free swag in binary too 🤔

Life is binary! Either you've social life or you don't.

//First rant

So I've been working trying to get a file exporter for a binary file format mostly reverse engineered - 2001 Super Monkey Ball 2 (GameCube) if anyone's interested.

Everything works fine, goals show up in the right places, wormholes work as intended, etc. That is everything, except every single level you create will be invisible, or crash (Depending on which version of Dolphin emu you use).

This happens whenever trying to specify object names for 3D objects. I checked, all the many offsets seem correct, Object names are correct. Tried both null terminated strings and fixed 80 character strings - nothing.

Some other guy also made an exporter that works, however the code is an absolute mess - basically unreadable. It also lacks some newer parts of the file spec, which is the main reason as to why I'm rewriting it.

And as I'm working with an almost entirely unheard of file format, there are few people to go to for help. The 2 I know who are also familiar with the LZ file format have no idea either...

Sigh.

So, the last days I saw a few posts here about binary clocks. Somehow I wasn't able to read them, until I read a comment they had to be read horizontally.

As far as I know binary clocks are supposed to be read vertically. Am I missing something? 🤔

You know that the Algorithm & Data Structure exam is coming, when you start traversing binary search trees in your sleep

What will happen if every school starts teaching with binary numbers before the easy decimal number system?

I think it would be challenging initially but it can have a much greater impact on how we think and it can open a completely new possibility of faster algorithms that can directly be understood by computers.

The reason people hate binary systems is that all their life they make the decimal system a habit which makes them reluctant to learn binary systems into that much depth later on.

Just a thought. But I really believe if I would have learned the binary system before the decimal system than my brain would see things in a totally different way than it does now.

It sounds a little geeky yet thoughtful

This is gonna get someone illogically upset, but idc about that.

I know it's ignorance of semantics but I'm tired of propagated ignorance changing the meaning of things.

Non-binary is NOT a legitimate term for whatever 'gender' you are!

I get what *whoever-started-it* was going for, but it's NOT valid. If you want to say that youre not male or female, fine... just don't abuse binary systems to do it. Just say youre non-bool/anti-boolean or identify with one of the, apparently 50, shades of gray.

I keep getting into logical loops to nowhere about this nonsense. No one is even defining what's supposed to be the 1 vs the 0. Which then makes me think '1 must be male... genitalia=1 in many ways...' which then sources back to the historic validity of males vs undervalued/less than human interpretations of females...

Then <brake>.
Ofc these people aren't going into the historical significance... they don't even realise how binary works! Ofc they'd have no clue that all 0s= no data... and 0s only have significance when viewed in placement to the 1s.

Let's all start using proper terminologies, like non-boolean. Maybe i can start a trend by paying people pennies to learn/teach wtf a boolean value is, and that binary can represent anything. With proper encoding the array is limitless... so being binary is actually a giant spectrum... therefore makes no sense to be "non-binary".

Ok... im done. It had to be said.

Who wants to start identifying as non, or educating wtf is, boolean with me???

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

I am wondering how a #FunctionalProgramming based implementation of a Binary Search Tree would look like?

Has anyone tried it?

Lambda Expression is fucking binary. You either get it or you don't.

There are only 10 types of people in the world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

I honestly treat JavaScript as a binary executable format nowadays. It's an output format for me.

I choose you, TypeScript.

What would be a good dev burial?

I'm thinking somehow represent my ashes in binary, commit my testament and have my loved ones do a git push.

What if aside from ++'s, devrant also turned their text posts into binary. Who'll read, who'll not? Hmm.

CEO offers me a position
CTO sends me 7 logical interview questions, including asking me to write a program that converts binary to decimal in Node...

Y'know, up until now, everyone was just bragging about who has the most ++s... (I'm kidding, that didn't really happen... I think...?)

But now that we have ++s in binary, we can literally brag about who has the LONGEST... string of ++s.
Not... something else. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh well, size doesn't matter anyway.
Happy Easter/April Fools! °u°

BS = Binary Search (on LinkedIn)

Why is accidentally uploading a binary file in ASCII mode via FTP still something people do? Aside from the obvious point that FTP needs to die and something else needs to be used instead, isn't it about time binary was the default?

101010001010101000101010101110101001000101010101010001010101110101010101010010010100101010101010

Well! Joke was in Binary 😋

There are 10 types of people in the world:Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Perfect points for me, dealing in binary

People who still use vi in 2021
why stop there why not go fuck yourself in binary editor

Code aint binary, make it like a short story so that others enjoy to read instead of doing headbangs

Just discovered my little devrant april fools inspired binary tampermonkey script made it onto the devrant awesome list 😊

My recent obsession with compression and information theory be like...

My binary birthday cake when i became 100000!

Let's start with something simple...like binary.

Well, that was in binary. Do you have any good pickup line related to programming? : p

When I fail at a Rant and have to delete it out of shame and repost 😢

bug fix: 01101100 01101111 01101100

Spend hours debugging a python script because tests fail. Turns out ftp (the unix binary) adds CR bytes to every byte in a .gz file that looks like a LF on upload (in test setup). Client and server are both linux. 😭

Yes i know switch to binary mode (that fixed it - why not default??). But still WHY CR? Didn't ask for it. No windows in sight.

So the binary reputation easter egg is finally over
I won't forget my first confusion when i saw this and assumed that there are tyrants everywhere xD

when devrant itself speaks binary

Recipe for reverse engineering data structures / binary formats:

1℅ understanding the theory.
1℅ expections about what you will find.
3% luck.
45% trial and error.
50℅ persistence.

Oh look I'm posting the same thing again because all logical patheways lead to the same fucking place.

Sort of binary tree with a few keys added visualized.

Is it a Bug or a Feature?
Why am I seeing all the ++ scores in Binary?

(I Checked, those are up votes in Binary)

Devs are you drunk? Or is it April fools?

EDIT : steps to reproduce
1.open devrant app
2.click on any rant that appears in the feed

Is it just me or is everyone thinking the binary ++ counter is a good idea?

I think it’s really cool because it sort of hides the number of ++ you have behind a wall of laziness. Like people probably aren’t going to convert every score and I personally just look at the length of it as a rough estimate of how upvoted a user is.

I think this really helps eliminate the “likes contest” that can come with other social media. (And as a result reduces spam that is posted/reposted just to get likes)

Anyone agree? Disagree?

Same code, same chip, different platform and compiler(arm64 and amd64) and exactly one bit flipped on the chip init from the same binary, is this even possible...

Me: I may think in binary but you are the only 1
Her: huh?!?🤨

What did Google backup and sync do to my Mac!!! Binary files IN THE TRASH! MY BINARY IS IN THE TRASH!

There are 10 types of people that understand binary - those that do and then those that have varying levels of misunderstanding on a scale of 1 - 9.

There are only 10 type of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't

I dunno if this is bad or not, but as a programmer I am either rekt or fully sober...

There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't

Binary combinatory logic (BCL) is gonna change the world. Yes, it's an esolang, but its easy to evolve populations of programs written in it. Then, when you have a winner, you can easily embed it in a C binary as a hardcoded arg to your interpreter function. Or use logic to translate it to any other programming language.

Wtf is a binary tree

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.

BS = Binary Search

Will I be classified as the weird uncle if i want to teach my nephew how to understand binary? (Thinking)

A 1 || 0 would suffice

Which non-standard clock is your favourite?
Mine ones are: BCD, binary, metric and 24 hour clock