I imagine two dev colleagues sitting next to each other, on their phone, each feeling very secure in the anonymity of devrant.

Everyone gets a lot of ++ with good programming jokes and I'm sitting here like...

Guys on CodePen are making battling Pikachus out of pure CSS and I'm just sitting here trying to get my navbar straight.

Took a leave from office citing valentine's day and now I am sitting at home working on my personal project.

Yaaaayyyyy....

Being a web developer somedays makes me feel like:

Wow! Look at that super awesome thing these guys coded, and I'm just sitting here aligning divs and changing font colors.

Sitting outside, in the park, sunny, warm, music, writing a new blog post for the security/privacy blog.

I actually love this 😊

When the person sitting next to you in the plane starts coding and you try to see what they're working on.

And i'm just sitting here like sudo nano

While the world is busy changing their WhatsApp status, Facebook status, Instagram status...
I'm here, sitting before my laptop, looking at my build status...

lel, we've been robbed 10 minutes before midnight. We've been beaten by a hip bone looking stick. Sitting now in the emergency lobby. That was an adventurous start into 2019. 😄

"Ugh... what a day, so exhausted from sitting at the computer all day. Can't wait to get home from work and
INSTALL ARCH LINUX FUCK YEAH!!"

When your friends' iMac freezes yet again and you're sitting there smiling with your Linux mint laptop without a single slowdown or crash in years

Because they can't show someone sitting idle in front of computer for hours wondering where the f he missed a freaking semicolon

My dad believes in hiding his passwords in plain sight

He puts them all in a
readme.txt sitting next to the Canon printer exe file. 😂

An entire evening and partly night of server disruptions while I'm on call.

I'm sitting here, sleep drunk, on my train 😅

This little guy arrived in the mail over the weekend. Now he'll be sitting at my desk at work.

When everyone is complaining about how terrible JavaScript is and I'm just sitting there thinking "but... I like it.."

Fucking finally! No more sitting!

Some dude's sitting next to me on the train pushing his code. Looks like he's on Arch with pure i3.

I like this guy already.

Git tip: Do not chop the branch you are sitting on.

There nothing like sitting down on a rainy weekend day to learn something new.

Wow?!? Even removing this crap takes fucking centuries!
I'm already sitting here for 45 minutes. How the fuck is this possible?!!

Anyone else forget about food sitting right next to them when you get stuck on a problem?

When your boss wants to try out the program but you didn't have enough time to test the code, so you are just sitting there like

My humble setup.
Sitting/Standing desk duet.

Sitting in the parking lot at work not wanting to go inside. Something needs to change, I am so bored here. I love coding...but not here.

Thanks ssh!

Because of you I don't have to leave the bed to run commands on my Linux server(laptop) sitting on my desk.

The biggest coding distraction is sitting in front of a computer with internet access, let's be honest here.

Closest you can get to a 6-pack by sitting in front of a screen

Morning time.
Sitting on the toilet browsing DevRant.
Boss calls.
Phone vibrates abruptly and falls inside the seat.
And I almost shit on it.

Sitting next to genius make me wanna quit programming.

Sitting next to the sales guy at work,l and I'm just like

Whelp, there goes my monthly data allowance. Accidentally ran `npm install` while sitting at the car dealership on my hotspot.

The toughest thing is to explain your parents that you are doing something productive when you are sitting in front of your computer for whole day.

My 1 year old waddled her way to where I am sitting to my computer and gives me this. I start a new job this Monday and have been really nervous, I always get nervous when I start a new job. Guess who is going to be sitting with me at my office this monday? :)

I'm sitting in darkness playing my acoustic guitar because the power cut while I was working on a particularly difficult task. Oh well. Feels nice to disconnect sometimes.

Hired and Paid as a web developer.

But sitting here adding products to a woocommerce site.

That moment when you're sitting in the train with your laptop and just want to code, but there's your colleage sitting in front of you.

I was literally sitting around waiting for one like for about 10 minutes. One kilolike.

That moment when you realise you sit in front of a computer all day at work to afford sitting in front of a computer all night at home.

should be programing instead I been sitting waiting for a week to find out if I got canser or not fuck

So I'm sitting down at a park bench coding. People are getting close & keep staring at my MacBook. I better leave...

Today, during an update from senior management, I was casually sitting in the corner filling in my CV to get out of here lol.

Please google, stop the recaptcha madness...I'm sitting here for 30 minutes, clicking on road signs

Sitting down for an entire weekend with a couple of friends, just to work on a side project.
No deadline, just fun. And beer, lots of beer 😅

As an Apple shareholder, seeing people with those white bags and boxes sitting in this store seems reassuring that Apple should remain a cash cow

Sitting at home, looking at my facebook friends. Im noticing a trend that all the people getting diplomas are the ones who dont even have a github account.

Just Updated Ubuntu and restarted my pc.
Shit...
It's just sitting there blinking..

Sitting in a cafe/pub ... Working ... its 12 am ... am here all night ...

Why do people think am the DJ ?

A command line that make me feel like a pro hacker #top ^^
Use often when sitting with non-IT guys 😂

I realized I've need a hobby other than sitting in front of the computer all day.

What non-developer things do you love to do? :)

Sitting in an "Advanced Python" course (paid by my employer), I kicked something under my desk. I hope those guys know Python better than they know electrical security measures...

+ "Stop sitting in front of that computer and start studying!you spend everyday staring at that monitor!"
- "I'm a computer science student" :|

Sitting with a group of artists arguing whether it's GIF or JIF when we really had to be working on an advertising campaign

Sitting in a meeting with the dev team planning our project and thinking to myself "we are completely fucked"

Sitting here with 8 lines of code, already questioning my life choices.

two days before I complained of lower back pain. raised a concern in office as its due to long sitting hours and got a chair today with great lumbar support. :)

when I ended up catching 400 pokemons from 10 countries while sitting at my desk, makes you wonder what algorithm allowed that

The feeling of sitting through an hour debrief after a project was delayed due to added functuonality which fell completely out of the original scope was added and the PM on the project is sitting on fb with their phone the entire time.

Anyone else get extreme excitement/anxiety when you overhear random strangers discussing dev and nerd stuff, while you're sitting there trying really hard not to eavesdrop and join in?

*One day at office sitting at my desk coding in front of a window with a refreshing breathe of fresh air coming from it, and a decent view of trees in front of the building*

CEO: would you like to be sitting together with the other dev?
Me: that would be awesome!

- next day -

*come to work to see my stuff has been moved over next to the always open door, with clear view of the lobby, prone to all kinds of nonstop distractions, and psychologically lethal ambiance*

ceo: YOU TWO ARE SITTING TOGETHER NOW, AREN'T YOU PSYCHED??

me: WELL CANT SAY PSYCHED, BUT A PSYCHO SOON HAHAHA >fucking asshole<

My father was talking shit about Apple whilest he meant Linux and I was just sitting there agreeing to him :)

Sitting too much

This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.

It's been literally 1,5 hours that I've been sitting on the toilet.

Thank you devRant, thank you.

That feeling when:
You realize you've spent the last 10 minutes typing feverishly while hunched-over your chair... instead of sitting in it, like a normal person.

Me while sitting through my Systems Analysis and Design class last semester

All these developers complaining about not being able to finish the million side projects they have and I'm sitting here wishing I was creative enough to have one.

family: oh cmon, how hard it can be
me: what do you mean
family: youre just sitting in front of that pc all day
me: yeah, thats how we ...
family: youre not working! youre sitting in one place the whole day

Today I learned that a user is a monkey with a baseball bat sitting in front of a pc.

Whenever I'm stressed out on a bug or what not...

I find some of my best ideas have come from sitting on the toilet

After days of sitting, coding, my back aches like f*ck. How do you guys handle this?

I usually read rants while using public transport. What is the probability that the person about whom I'm reading is sitting right beside me!

Sitting in Office on a Saturday learning how to Code :) There is nothing like a quiet peaceful office with no other keyboards clickety clacking than your own.

Today in programming class someone said "Nobody understands that shit"... And I'm sitting here with my nearly 4 years of experience in programming... :(

Do you ever feel like a mad scientist when you are just sitting there in front of your computer, it is 3am and your code finally compiles?

Been sitting here for 10 minutes already. Trying to see if we can still support the customers who are stuck in the dark ages. Oh my gaeddd...

Wonder how many unicorn startup ideas are just sitting in github repos. 🤓

Sitting on the toilet seat
.
.
.
Gets me in the zone

Some people just need to accept that the only way to reach me when I'm coding is the message me — even if they're sitting right next to me.

Workstation for last few hours. Just sitting here chilling while waiting for my car to get serviced.

PM : "I will not tolerate this."

Me : "I don't like it either inside callbacks."

Fellow dev sitting next to me : *facepalm*

When the dev sitting next to you wont stop browsing devrant.

Years sitting like a contortionist for hours... One evening sitting straight and I have a neck pain for two days already :)

Sitting here with my friends. They are drinking and having a blast... I am on devRant and thinking to start a new project.

Complains about sitting all day.
Proceeds to roll around in an office chair to get around.

So I just proved myself that I hate going outside.

Sitting in front of my big fat desk is my comfort zone.

What if an evil AI is sitting on top of blockchain ??🤔
It would be impossible to shutdown ?
virtual terminator !!!

Sitting 10 min+ to understand why the pagination comes up empty when results per page is increased...

Then in the url i relises that "...?page=2" ☺️

Happy Monday everyone!

My employer has no work for me, so i'm sitting here, watching anime and scrolling devrant. For gods sake give me work.

Here i am, sitting, refactoring, and asking myself why? WHY?

Just closed a TOP PRIORITY ticket with "as designed"..

After a 1 minute talk with the developer who wrote this code, I found it is actually deliberate..
So I just closed the ticket..

but what really bothers me is:

That developer, is sitting right next to the QA.
HE IS SITTING RIGHT THERE..

We are a small startup company, everyone are sitting around the same table..

communicate much?

Ive been sitting on toilet for so long that my legs are numb and i cant feel them

Sitting in my Database management class watching my friend laugh at devRant posts. I Should probably spend less time on here and pay attention to the lecture...

When you have 9 pull requests that have been sitting in the queue for the past 2 weeks

When you're trying really hard to figure out a problem with your code, but then just realize you've been sitting there for 40 minutes staring at the screen.

!tanto

I'm sitting in the lobby waiting to start in my new job today!

Yay!

The sprint tasks are finished a week early. Spent half day sitting in my office and squeezing the stress ball.

Looking forward to get some more task tomorrow

After about four hours of email server setup I'm sitting here with a citadel setup, not being able to login, Google didn't help, I'm fucking done with this shit

I want to propose a toast for al the people who is right now sitting on a shitty meeting listening to shit that has nothing to do with their job

fuckmywork.

I'm sitting 8hrs/day doing UI / Design with html/css and fucking wordpress.

How coding has impacted my life? Well to begin with, it gave me backache, shoulder pain, almost a repeatative stress injury on my forearms, and a bad sitting postur.

Me sitting down to code for the first time in months after having an extended focus on design

code review? you mean 2 people sitting at one laptop, trying to figure out where the bug is?

I got out of bed so fast because I wanted to do something on my computer. Now, I'm sitting here trying to remember what it was!

When all your automated test results come back good... But you just know, deep down, somewhere there's a plate of shit sitting too close to a fan.... waiting!

First day of work, the guy says that I must arrive until 9am, he isn't here, now I'm sitting waiting for him (it's 9:45)

I love Mondays, I can finally rest after a "please do something beside sitting in front of this computer!" and start coding peacefully.

Anyone here has posture problems like anterior pelvic tilt or rounded shoulders form sitting in front of a computer all day?
I have them both and it
It basically makes me look like shit when I walk. Will strength training help with these issues?
Edit: tags

Just sitting here in class, when all the sudden my profs code shows up in the schools hall for no apparent reason....

I'm sitting here at 1 am working on a side project. There's, literally, a bug in my code. It's bed time.

Just sitting here, crying I have no money... And system76 has so many good deals...

When your non-programmer boss thinks after explaining a program design to you, his sitting by you and staring at your screen will help you code it faster...

So I just found out about arrow functions thanks to React and I've been sitting here for legit 20 min, amazed by how aesthetic they look

So it’s my girlfriend’s birthday and I was sitting with wine in my hand and C sharp.

I’m gonna be dead tomorrow.

Sitting here with my headphones + cap + hoodie on, and guess what... it’s working. No one disturbing me. I ... I feel like I’m a stone.

I'm sitting in front of my 27 inch LED, with devRant opened in browser and waiting for devs to rant. C'mon guys, don't you have years of ranting inside you?

You just realize the sheer amount of dependencies spring boot has, when maven tries to resolve them while sitting in a train with bad wifi

When you show a co worker dev rant and he goes all 404. While sitting next to you.

!dev
Snow is fun and festive when you aren't sitting in a train stuck due to the weather. Growl :/

Windows restrict us from going out of the box (house), and allow us to see the world only through the window, sitting in.

Hey, our air conditions are not free, so you really need to buy something else we charge you for the amount of air you have inhaled while sitting down.

My former co-worker was sitting right next to me and one day he bought Das Keyboard. He was so kind giving me a pair of earplugs.

Joined this company today. Arrived early. Formalities completed. Now I'm sitting at my chair doing nothing. Pretty boring.

My deares coding buddy is a Toriel plushie, shes just sitting there silently, not judging me i love her.

Also i fucking hate c++ please end the pain.

Well I see face reveal tag is getting hotter, meanwhile I’m just sitting here being ugly

I’ve been sitting down and actually teaching myself to use Linux and I feel powerful :D I’ve always loved it but not really too good in the terminal.

You know a meeting is boring when even refactoring some legacy garbage is more enticing than just sitting and listening 😬

The hardest part of programming, for me, is sitting down and making things happen. (Mainly because I like to just jump in with no planning).

Everyone reposts how 90 SO is.

I‘m sitting here playing Snake on Google Maps.

[made it as a developer]

When im retired, sitting on the porch of my house, petting my cat.

That feeling when you're the only one of your team sitting at your desk and you cannot shake of that nagging doubt:

Did I miss a meeting?

How many unfinished projects do you all have sitting around currently

Lots of haemorrhoids , because of sitting at one place for long time

You sitting at your colleagues Windows developer box, tossing some random window around while waiting for a build... and suddenly all 20+ windows get minimized.

Most useless feature ever!

When your PR has been sitting for days, and your co-worker submits a PR for the same thing and merges it right away.

sitting at a bonfire right now talking to a guy that used to write in g code.

While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me

“Don’t forget to go home”
A solution architect when he looked into my team room at 6:30 and saw me still sitting there working.

Everyone is talking about Google's Pixel and I am just sitting here waiting my Note 4 to explode...

Nothing better than going in after someone else and trying to debug their code.

It's comparable to sitting on a warm toilet seat.

I have been sitting in front of my laptop for 4 hrs without getting up with full concentration and now all I can see is black boxes wherever I look.

Yeah, sitting on a chainsaw is painful and all but have you ever tried setting up wordpress behind a reverse proxy with https?

!rant

I went out tonight. Before I knew it, all the songs being played were far beyond my youth, and I'm now sitting outside smoking cigarettes. Is this normal adulthood?

My wife says to me we need a new car..

Im sitting here trying to decide what I need more a car or a new computer.

Decisions, decision..

Personally, coding standing up instead of sitting for hours ..

Todos in code sitting there in personal projects forever

Lesson learnt.
Never argue about any type of OS (Desktop or Mobile) when sitting between Devs. Be it about features or development.

How many hours per day do you sit down?

The person sitting next to me in scrum is literally eating honey roasted peanuts out of a cereal bowl with a spoon

Pretending to work while sleeping by scrolling his mouse up and down, sitting upright and eyes closed.

Comp Science teacher - “What is an object?”
Kid sitting next to me - “Women”
That was nice considering I am one...

Still working from home office is killing me. I don't like commute but sitting here alone is just horrible.

Sitting in front of the computer playing games

!rant
Sitting in a plane with wifi, browsing devrant.

I love the future!

- sitting down way too long
- back pain
- being treated from above
- feeling lost bc I didn't know what I like

Standing or sitting desk?

everyone is doing home office and I'm sitting here with my LTE connection struggling to even open this page..

Sitting here watching another team get yet another intern while I solo develop 3 different projects. Can I get even just a little help? Please?

Anyone else get neck pains due to sitting at a computer all the time? Not sure whether it is that, or if I have not been sleeping properly 😟

Just sitting in the canteen, watching everybody pass by. I'm sitting alone.

*pulls out his smartphone to browse devrant*

*people start to sit down at my table*

C'mon! Seriously, how creepy could my sight be?!

*everyone starts to sweat as I look up*

*sigh*

I just went to pee and I spent like 10 minutes reading devrant and I got paid for it.

Yes I pee sitting.

When it is Friday and you want to be productive, but you have spent the entire time since sitting down at work fixing Visual Studio and its bullshit.

The intern next to me is currently giving telephonic interview sitting in his cubicle 🙄

After 20 mins, the system is just sitting there idle doing nothing but data transfer.
Is this a common problem with manjaro? Unbelievably slow data transfer

Currently sitting in the lobby for my first interview for my bachelor in computer science.

Graduation is in june.
Wish me luck

Sitting through useless Friday meetings thinking "I need a goddamn drink".

Not working, not looking at the phone, not listening to music, just sitting there and doing nothing until you get bored enough to get back to it.

which one is better?

sitting on a comfortable chair with foot rest,
having very powerful computer,
having the best IDE's with UI designers,
ML based auto completions,
Free food. but $4000 per month

or

sitting on an average chair without foot rest,
having average computer,
having only notepad or vim*, without UI designers
NO auto completions!
paid food. but $40000 per month

* Vim is actually very nice text editor

has anyone noticed the guy in devRant splash screen is sitting with a mac and an iphone ( 4 probably)?

Sitting here in Brazil watching everyone getting their stickers and knowing it will take at least 4 months to receive mine... 😬😤😒😓😓😭😭

What you sitting around on devrant for. Dont you have work to do?

Compiling..

Oh ok, carry on then :)

Stop sitting on your Pc whole day, u should start even a card printing business.....

I am waiting here sitting to enjoy my very last takeoff and landing before being an adult.

Bye!

What would your solution to daily commute traffic be if it were a solvable programming question?

Ps - I'm sitting in traffic right now and want to kill myself.

[internet, real life, !dev]

I'm sitting 11h on the bus again.

You guys/girls/etc opinion on long term relationships?

The moment you have to HTML and CSS despite a designer is in your team , because your PM is sitting besides and ordering you to do so

Is it OK to bludgeon the noisy, moaning, constantly negative 'devs' sitting opposite (and who deliver nothing) with my chair?

So, apparently that another kickstarted IoT chip dev team forgot to bind reset button to anything, so it is just sitting there as a fidget toy and they also messed up with usb-to-serial connection so it is working only in transmission mode. I am just sitting here with bricked chip with no adequate possibilities to unbrick it.

Am I the only one who doesn't like seeing press in the front line at developer conferences. Devs should be sitting there!

My motivation disappears day by day more when wfh. Always sitting in the same flat drives me crazy and I'm missing socializing (as a person more on the introvert side).

I'm just sitting here watching you people get destroyed by your windows OS day in day out.
Should I have empathy?

Fuck you windows! Why the he'll are you treating alt gr and ctrl + alt the same way!?!?
I want configure a shortcut but now I am sitting there like...

Coding and standing up. Will these two ever develop a relationship and make me live 10 years longer?

I'd rather be writing some logic and magic than sitting at a babies 1st birthday party. Damnit wife I want out!

I'm always sitting at a corner because it's 90 degrees there. I don't understand why offices have to be so cold.

TODAY IS THE LAUNCH DAY OF THE BIGGEST PROJECT IVE WORKED ON..

A magazine website.
We launch the redesign in three hours.

AND IM HERE SITTING SEARCHING FOR BUGS

Sitting here coding a new API with "Ride of the Valkyries" blasting in my headphones. Good times. be right back, getting more caffeine

When people is going out to the pub, drinking and partying
I am just sitting here and migrating my mail

Hanging out on DevRant while sitting in horrible traffic in Houston, TX!

Friend:
look! I've got privacy filters for all my devices!

Me:
Great! That's definitely gonna help!

*sitting behind him, watching him typing in nasty things over his shoulder*

Anyone hate having a Pilonidal Sinus and sitting for long hours for work? No? Just me? Okay.

I'm just here sitting quietly, using tabs that convert to spaces. Tab users are scary and angry.

you have become so fat sitting on a chair that even a double can't store you

Sitting in the office with nothing to do...
Any ideas on how to get time passing ?

Don't you just love how dR's avatars are all nice and fit? Making us think no developers are overweight thanks to sitting down all the fucking day?

OMG!
The new swag is so adorable! I had to click it immediately, can't wait to have it sitting on my desk :)

aight so my spine hurts from sitting like an asshole too much what do i do

but I also run outside almost every day unless im completely ded inside

Best experience: Sitting gleefully sipping coffee and typing away in VIM.

Worst experience: The constant stream of interruptions that refuse to be banished to another buffer.

I'm at that point again where I question whether I want to still do computer stuff for work, but this time I kinda want to do part-time computer work and part-time physical work instead..

If my body is this bad when I'm not even 30, I wonder how I can do this sedentary job until retirement..

Sitting around all day getting nothing important done and complaining about not having anything useful to do.

Guess what I am supposed to be doing now?