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Welcome to 2017:
Facebook = Blue Snapchat
Whatsapp = Green Snapchat
Instagram = AllPossibleColors Snapchat
Ps: First rant **yayy**12 -
When you're about to do a payment and the payment form is loaded without an SSL connection/certificate... Come on, it's 2017...
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Today is April 1, 2017. Saturday.
Okay, checking emails.
...
WTF errors in production??
Checking...
Oh...
throw new \Exception('April fools!')
-___-2 -
Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/05/... ;)
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Visual Studio 2013 needs 1GB
Visual Studio 2015 needs 1.5GB
Visual Studio 2017 needs....
....
....
14GB!!!!!27 -
It's 2017, I've got a bird on my shoulder and a stressball on my desk, everything is alright.
( I should be working on that SQL statements I generated instead of writing them out right now)
Just one more thing
I ♥️ DevRant
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what a irony !
manager using MBP 2017 for browsing and presentation.
graphic designer is working on window xp sp2 dual core.
coreldraw
-_-5 -
Oh my God! This is so amazing!
So I have to register in the website to view article in one single page. Otherwise the article is divided into multiple pages and I have click "next" couple of times to read the full article.
HAHAHAHA! Welcome to 2017.9 -
Visual Studio 2017rc is so good that I'm beginning to hate 2015.
code preview, installation speed, startup without hiccups.
EVERYTHING IS SO FRIGGIN SMOOTH IMMA CRY.
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November 2015 - Android users: "How stupid are Apple fan boys paying $100 for a stylus?"
October 2017 - Google releases $100 Pixelpen.
September 2016 - Android users: "OMG! Apple removed the headphone jack! You will have to use a DONGLE! That is ridiculous!"
October 2017 - Google announces Pixel 2 width USB-C for charging and audio playback. Includes a USB-C to 3.5mm audio dongle.23 -
2007
Works in all browsers, except IE. Rewrite JavaScript to work in IE.
2017
Same but replace IE with Edge.11 -
So simple, but so brilliant!
I love the new code editor in Visual Studio 2017. 😁
(when you hover on a dotted line you see a preview of the part of code where it starts)
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Another hackathon is over.
Didn't win this one either but I am slowly recognising my weaknesses and (hopefully) getting better.
A good night's sleep and I'm ready for the next one. :)
Beyond Hackathon 2017 @ Athens, Greece
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This is 2017 but someone still think that Java and Javascript are the same language.
And this person is an IT student.6 -
2017 Recap + DEVBANNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1. So, let's recap my 2017 first. It was awesome
Here is some list that I can remember
- finding my hobby (fsx, vatsim)
- finding computers aren't genius
- creating a new language
- major improvements in my unity skills
- found out i am friendly
- getting a job at google in a dream
- creating my banner in krita --> devbanner collab :D
- Logo creation fail
- CS class apply fail
- getting free stickers for the first time of my life
- getting death threats (lol)
- finishing my first ever big c# project
- got offensive words from a bot that i am a f***ing d***head.
- getting downvotes after creating such a shitty meme
- getting my rant featured in twitter
- finding that my friends love my game
- getting a sneak peak at the src of devrant
- coding with turbo c
- not using git cuz too lazy
- finds out msdn is god
- slowly hating unity, but likes it cuz it is using c#
- reaching level 2 in google foobar
- started 100+ projects this year and finished about 6 of them.
- devRant motivated me a lot
2. devBanner stuffs
So, how it all started is when I wanted to create my own logo. Some people will remember it. The one with arrows and cozyplales written on it. Then, I created my own banner with Krita (their text tool sucked). After that, due to some suggestions by the community, I decided to create a collab. From then, many people contributed to the devBanner project. Special thanks to @Kimmax for his awesome prototype of the frontend made during I was sleeping.
Now, before I talk more, I want to talk something. I don't post a rant about my collab cuz i want to get upvotes. I just want more people to use this simple creation software. You can literally use them anywhere, and it is FOSS.
Well....
If you want to create again, you can do so at https://devbanner.center
If you want to contribute, please do so by visiting https://github.com/devBanner
We are looking for a skilled frontend dev who can do the basic web stuffs. (we don't use frameworks currently for our frontend)
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Thanks everyone for making 2017 awesome. Can't wait to welcome 2018. Happy new year everyone, and I will drop my banner here.
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Joining the duck family with SpiderDuck. Let's see how my new companion will guide me through the learning of android app development this year.
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Security for 2017: Because SSL has nothing to do with security, and just Google's way of increasing it's monopoly...
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full stack web development in 2017: mvvm model, api for backend, parsing on frontend
me: <?php echo "<div>hello".$name."</div>" ?>9 -
Whether you hated 2017, 2018 will be better, promise.
Wish everyone a happy new year.
Best wishes,
cozyplanes
P.S.1. Thank you everyone for making me the part of devRant!
P.S.2. Thanks David and Tim!
P.S.3. If you need to work todayn and you don't think that it is the right thing to do, think of engineers working in a TV/radio broadcasting company. They should prepare the show! (Poor devs there)9 -
it's not a happy new year when you realize:
You are becoming old
Another JavaScript frameworks is out and employers want 5 years experience in that.
You have to return to work from holiday in 2-3 days2 -
What!?!
You have to update Microsoft Visual Studio Installer 2017 in order to update Microsoft Visual Studio 2017 Preview?!?! WTF!?! WELL DONE MICROSOFT!
Xamarin is 27GB, whaaaaaat?!?4 -
My reaction when I hear my friend saying he wants to charge £500 (~$660) for making a website using wix
5 -
Compiling 2 big projects with two Visual Studio 2017 requires less RAM (combined) than browsing the internet. Seems legit.
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It's 2017 and Ubuntu still doesn't automatically switch the sound to your earphones when you plug them in the jack. :'(7
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Not a rant but...
Happy New Year guys!! Glad that I found DevRant and I hope all of you will have a kickass year ahead ❤️ Cheers! 🍻2 -
HR : Hiring for a senior flutter developer with 8+ years experience
Flutter release date : May 2017
Thug life
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Me: Hey Visual Studio 2017 could you please....
VS: Unknown Error
Me: What about an Update?
VS: Unknown Error2 -
2007 - Hey you, can you hack my gf's facebook account?
2017 - Eh! Can you hack my boss's Bitcoin account? 50-50 deal :-) -
Everyone,
Get Visual Studio 2017 RC right now! It is much faster and uses less space, almost 5x less than 2015.10 -
DevRant setting says "Join the Dark Side?"
No no no...It's 2017, shouldn't it be called the "Other Side"? Apparently a bunch of monkeys get offended by every single damn thing.
Grow TF up, ya Monkeys.5 -
My first new year resolution for this 2017 is learn to do the f****ng unit test before implement the code3
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When this book was written, Windows XP was the lastest OS.
I am still reading from this book in 2017.
FML.
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Best: Created my own company and have had 8 clients in 2017. Devrant has allowed me to find a community of fellow geeks. I've used github way more in 2017 than any past year.
Worst: Have had at least 2 ex-clients but I've lived and learned from them. I go on Devrant way more than I should. -
!rant
I just watched the new Mr. Robot Trailer.
I'm sure that s3 will be awesome.
2017-10-11 contdown is started.5 -
JIRA 2017: "Too many emails? Download the JIRA app and get notifications on your phone instead!"
JIRA 2018: "Too many notifications?" -
public void 2016(){
if (badLuck = NOT_ENOUGH)
badLuck++;
else
badLuck++;
}
public String 2017(){
return HOPE_FOR_THE_BEST;
}
Happy new year fellow programmers!6 -
2017 ends in just days. 2018 picks up where it left. What new skill would you like to add to your hat?21
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!Rant
ninePlusTen($date = '29/11/2017') {
if(preg_match("/(29.11)|(11.29)/",$date){
$age++;
echo 'Happy birthday!';
}
}11 -
int new(int year) {
return ++year;
}
...
long long int year = 2017;
cout << "Happy " << new(year) << "!";1 -
Him: my PC doesn't want to connect to the internet.
Me: Are you doing IT ryt?
Him: Yes
Me: Then fix ur shit. -
Now I know this may cause people to hiss uncontrollably but it's Visual Studio 2017 for me
It's clean, with my low end configuration it's fast enough, maybe my projects aren't large enough tho, Microsoft is making efforts with the git integration, I really enjoy it as an everyday tool3 -
Someone else always have git log like this??
Or just me? 😂 ;-)
commit 6e71f545c3
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 02undefined21 2017
it Works!!!
commit 6ac2c98bf
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 01undefined47 2017
works more or less
commit 411b8e12
Author: ShellAddicted
Date: Sat Sep 9 00undefined00 2017
Initial state not working.
EDIT:
I just noticed that devrantron modified (bug) my rant (see the undefined in times)3 -
Visual Studio 2017 (RTW)....
Hmmm..
You are not there yet, but I trust you.
If anybody can be best (among IDEs), it can only be you.
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I make friends on the Nintendo Switch with friend codes.
Friend codes in 2017, what is the world coming to? -
Visual Studio 2017 15.5 is so fast!
They should call it Visual Studio 2017 Quantum.
https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/vi...7 -
In 2017 I learned a lot of new things and I’m very happy with the progress I’ve made. I think 2018 will be even better! I’m busy developing my own hosting platform and it’s been an hell of a ride. Hopefully I can get it in beta in the first months of 2018. Wishing you all the best for 2018!1
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Best: learned a lot of new things: vueJS, ES6, Bootstrap, CSS3 transitions and transforms, use of some cool JS libraries...
Worst: an awesome web page turns a nightmare because of endless "upgrades" that the client wanted (I'm aiming to finish it soon)1 -
Anybody here at Google by chance? going to be applying for the Winter 2017 software engineering internship 😊 tips would be appreciated! :)2
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Fixing unit-tests that expects 2017... kills my motivation at first workday this year.... I hate my coworker -..-
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Forgot to wish everyone a happy new year. Some time in July, I was randomnly browsing the play store and found this app called "devRant".
sudo tar -cfz /ce/2017 /ce/2017.tar.gz
sudo rm /ce/2017
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What programming languages are used late at night ? - stack overflow blogs
https://stackoverflow.blog/2017/04/... -
Been working for a guy who seems not to care about his employees... Haven't been paid for the last 3 months of 2016.
Now my internet bill comes tomorrow I have nothing. What a way to begin 201717 -
2017 and I still have to work with Angular 1 because, according to my manager, other frameworks aren't safe for now5
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year2016 = null;
System.gc(); //garabge collect
Hope year2017 = new Year(2017, Property.MOREMEMES);2 -
#! Linux 4.1 is out
Insanely great but I'm only worried about several massive patch sessions
https://theregister.co.uk/2017/02/... -
If something is functional and you don’t think it’s beautiful, you should rethink your definition of beauty.
— Some moron, 201711 -
I learnt Swift in 2016. 2017 has to be the year I turn Swift pro.
Happy new year to all and may your code come to life and thrive. -
google pixel 2 vs iphone x fails
recap pixel 2:
- http://pocketnow.com/2017/11/...
- https://neowin.net/news/...
- https://engadget.com/2017/10/...
- https://neowin.net/news/...
recap iphone x:
- https://engadget.com/2017/11/...
- https://engadget.com/2017/11/...
- https://neowin.net/news/...
- https://neowin.net/news/...
- https://neowin.net/news/...
- https://reddit.com/r/iphone/...
- https://macrumors.com/2017/10/...
- http://pocketnow.com/2017/11/...
- http://pocketnow.com/2017/11/... -
I feel like if the world had been on devRant then the hack wouldn't have taken place because of the amount of people complaining about fucking Windows!2
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Sigh.. I have both vs2013 and vs2017 open on the same project.
In 2017 an extension doesn't work.
But 2017 is easier in some things, like managing nugets.
All my coworkers use 2013, so I have to make everything works in there. And I have to use the one broken extension there.2 -
Any .net devs want to give me the truth about visual studio 2017? Yes, no, wait are all acceptable answers. Thanks!3
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2 hours to go till 2017. Shout out to all Dutch devs!! Happy news, let's make awesome web apps in 2017!1
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!rant
If (LocalDateTime.now().toString(DateTimeFormatter.format(“yyyy-MM-dd”)).equals(“2017/10/17”)){
human.age++;
System.out.println(“Happy birthday old bastard!”);
}4 -
Windows Memory Diagnostic Tool did not bring me good news.... Hello 2017 you seem to be serving me a crap sandwich already..
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Visual Studio Freaking 2017 and still no freaking XAML intellisense for freaking Xamarin.
Freaking spent more than one hour searching for a freaking fix in vain. Might as well have used that freaking hour and learn the whole freaking Xamarin.Forms XAML vocabulary. This shit sucks.
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The hostel wifi's captive portal has huge images and super slow JS, Kindle can't handle that. Welcome to 20171
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1. Closed a solution.
2. Opened same solution, other branch.
3. "Get Latest" on the whole solution.
4. Build solution => Build errors (probably because some project needed be built before another).
5. Right-clicked a project => Build.
6. Nothing happened and VS2017 became completely unresponsive. Has been like that for like 10+ minutes now.
Nice? Nej, bajs.3 -
Soo, our microsoft is the best on the market.... again... Trying to compile C++ code in Visual Studio 2017. I tried restart VS but it won't help..... If I try compile this code in linux it works well... Burn...
Better resolution: https://imgur.com/a/Crv3G
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The source is in german im sorry about that.. but its also a little bit awkward.. they said something like "c variants like. net, html and python" huh? its from 13,oct 2017 16:16
https://heise.de/newsticker/...
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sudo apt-get remove 2017
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apt-get install 2018
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echo " HAPPY NEW YEAR:joy:"
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apt-get update1 -
Updated today:
VS 2017 15.3
dotNet Core 2.0
SSDT 17.2 (I think)
SSAS VS 2017 Package
SSRS VS 2017 Package
> Where the hell is the SSIS VS 2017 Package ???
VS Code 32bit
> Found 64bit is out, manually uninstalled 32bit, installed 64bit
Also wrote seed data for my program so I can continue development. -
My client just texted me he found Picasa 2017 on some website... Guess I'll have to do some cleaning very soon
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May 2017: They're sunsetting Digits in September, but that's past our runway anyway so we'll worry about it later
September 2017: We have extended the runway this far by letting go of the people who set up our Digits auth and were best equipped to migrate it to Firebase. :| -
How does everyone feel about Visual Studio 2017? I think it's better than 2015 but has a long way to go.
Thoughts?2 -
At my IT security job(yeah, it sucks sometimes. I want a dev job but that's another story).
Needed to help some end users use and install a toolbar and get it to download through a proxy so they can edit stupid government online forms, which only supports IE 11. Obviously it didn't work.
Wait a MOTHETFUCKING MINUTE.
It's 2017. What the fuck. Who the fuck uses fucking toolbars anymore.
How fucking retarded and out of touch with reality the government can be, when it forces its users to download a fucking toolbar(with admin priviliges!) and use fucking IE 11 just to access a basic feature of the website.
Another fucking proof that governments are cancer and we need Anarcho-capitalism ASAP.2 -
Well, looks like nVidia is getting a bit cocky, isn't it?
https://wirelesswire.jp/2017/12/...
What do you guys think?9 -
Anyone else has this weird double-notification thing? Seems like it started this afternoon (1st August 2017 GMT +1).
2 -
Exchange...services always failing causing email outages...it's 2017 already and business still trying to save money by using this crappy software
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Oh man... Visual studio 2017 community needs >50 GB...
That would took almost a day for me... Or longer xD6 -
Devranters, what's your favorite game engine of 2017 and why?
And what do you think will change in 2018?7 -
I came across an issue with Visual Studio 2017. I'm unable to collapse multiline comments, there is no - sign in front of it like with code blocks.
At home it is no issue and I can do this without problems.
Ive looked online and all I can find is people not being able to collapse comments in VS Code. And people who want to collapse everything but the comments, but the comments do get collapsed.
Is it a setting I cannot find?2 -
"If you wanna study some real java shit, drink coffee and take laxatives"
~ Michael Quessenberry c.2017
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Is it worth buying a Macbook air 2017 now for Android development, web development and other basic stuffs?9
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2017 .. bunch of developers and programmers.. building systems that will put everyone out of work by 2027 !
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Asp.net or Spring ? I am a java developer personally but want to know your oppinion on them both for 2017 :)5
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June 2017:busy with oop in my cs101 course
August 2017:Still busy with oop
And I continue to hit my head against the desk when he says writing classes in Python is exactly the same as classes in Java.1 -
I think the notification about downloading pictures from devRant is useless. It isn't something amazing at 2017.2
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Does anyone here use PHPStorm? I upgraded to 2019.2 and it has slowed down considerably. I'm on a MacBook Pro 2017.13
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My worst dev sin, I feel, is using TurboC++ even now in 2017, the graphics.h file is just too interesting.
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