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When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.
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When you go to type portal.office.com and pornhub.com appears in the auto fill on a clients computer..25
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I've just realised that whenever i want to go on Google Analytics I've just been typing anal and hitting enter 😅
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This made my day.
This really makes me wanna go back on Twitter just to follow the guy who posted it.
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Husband wanted to not go out after dinner to "go cuddle in bed." This apparently is code for him browsing mathmatica stack exchange and reading books on data analysis with R... 😂6
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HTTP return codes cheat sheet :
1** : Hold on
2** : Here you go
3** : Go away
4** : You fucked up
5** : I fucked up5 -
Umidigi, kindly go fuck yourself.
When --> I <-- buy a phone, I should be the fucking one who decides if I'm allowed to install a motherfucking custom launcher.
Your phone is awesome (second full day with heavy usage == 53 percent battery) but on the launcher thing, go fuck yourself. Also go to hell. No, go fuck yourself IN hell, that's even better.29 -
Best experience: Downloading devRant
Worst experience: Being on devRant for so long it's making my productivity go down. 😑2 -
!rant
i've been working on a web game with the gf - we're planning on making it a technologically correct 'hacking' game. updates will probably be posted as we go!
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It's dark. It's pitch black. It's scary. You go '000000....'
Someone shines a bright spotlight on your face. You go 'FFFFFF.....'2 -
Can't concentrate when this guy constantly keeps a check on the page number (progress) I have reached while learning GO. 😂
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Sometimes I go ridiculously hardball on my comments in order to gain a better understanding of what I'm trying to accomplish
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Me in 2018 : I'll code xLearno.com all on my own!
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Me in 2019 : xLearno.com is a team of 5 🎉
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Just a quick lesson that I learned in my entrepreneurship career, "You want to go fast, go alone! You want to go far, go together 😍"41 -
After 8 hours of focusing on two monitors at work, I go home so I can focus on my own two monitors.3
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Some people go to party's on the weekend, some people try new desktop environments. Pantheon this weekend !
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whenever my team starts on a new project we're all like "okay we're gonna have MEANINGFUL commit messages this time guys"
*5 hours later*
$ git commit -m "go fuck yourself"
[master a7b9de] go fuck yourself
1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 0 deletions(-)4 -
HAVE YOU JUST TRIED TO BARGAIN ON MY ESTIMATE?!
I really hate when people try to bargain on my estimates. It's done when I say so. I really think it through before I tell you the deadline, so GO FUCK YOURSELF PLEASE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. NEVER EVER BARGAIN ON THAT AGAIN.
If you do, it will take one week longer for every time you try it.7 -
You know your not going to solve any difficult problems on the day you realize while trying to go to the bathroom that you put your underwear on backwards.2
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!rant
Anyone work at a place where you think you could leave $20 on your desk, go on vacation, and it would still be there?16 -
Android Q is actually pretty cool, instabilities here and there and I can't seem to get TWRP to boot on it to get it rooted, but overall it looks pretty usable already, especially for a developer preview.. go go OnePlus 😁
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You know what I realized something. And im gonna brag about it. I taught myself laravel, vue, JavaScript, basic Unix server admin stuff and more all without every asking a single question on a forum.
Basically out of laziness, and impatience, though.
Still, go me.4 -
Having a healthy body is good. I go trail running on the weekends usually 1200+ above Sea Level.
On weekdays I just go home and play video games or watch TV. On Friday nights, party with friends in the city.
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Aaaaaaaand I'm back! I'm sure nobody cares but here you go enjoy this picture of the best cup on the planet.
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Making your build site go live at 12am, stay up til 2am working on bugs, wake up at 5am to continue working on bugs.
The programmers life1 -
The unsubscribe link on the emails from whois.com redirects you to a fucking PDF with written instructions on how to unsubscribe...
Are you fucking kidding me?
I have to go on your website, login, go through 4 fucking sections in the settings to finally select "NO" in a radio button???
It should be illegal.
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I always confuse sunday night as a weekend night and go to work on mondays with severe sleep depravation
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Ensure IDE has latest updates. Put on headphones. Start music (exact playlist depends on mood and location). And we're good to go.1
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Save everything.
My angular app gives errors.
Go to vscode do a ctrl+s on any file
And it works!
Anyone?3 -
So yeah, it's cool, I only built a process based on years of experience. Just go ahead and completely ignore it. A failure to plan on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
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I always use this quick redirect function on my projects:
function go($location){
header("location: ".$location);
}7 -
How do you reply to multiple people in a rant without having to mention their names explicitly?
Click reply on the first person, go back, click reply on the next person, go back and so on!7 -
That moment when you have to take over another person's work (coding) , because they go on vacation.
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When you go to select shoulder pets and there's no cat option despite the cat always on your shoulder. Come on, devrant! Give me shouldercat!6
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Oh come on... they said the new website will be launched on 18 december because the old one will go down. So I was checking the result...
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I think the amount of cringy shit on devrant today has already surpassed the maximum level. Everyone go outside.5
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neat, ansible control server on my phone, now I can transfer my playbooks and ssh keys and have it execute things on the go.
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I have a strict rule about putting my computer away by 7pm.
I've found that if I get started on something, no matter how stupid it is, I will stay up all night working on something. If I try to quit, I go to bed and can't sleep because I'm still thinking about it.
Setting a time gives my brain time to let go before it's time to go to bed.2 -
Swapped the F10 and F11 keys on sister's keyboard. She can't figure out why F11 won't go Fullscreen5
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here i go again, trying to convert my entire backend infrastructure to docker images on a sunday
FML
🤡11 -
Deadline not met, manager blames and go off on all developers. They think development is easy.
Fuck you2 -
Hey Google
Did you know that
uuuuuuh
you can go choke on my already available location that my phone already shows?
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when you plan to go on holiday to see the inlaws in thailand and you have to work - holiday office preped :)
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Same as when I go gym..
Deep breaths to get calm,
focus mind on clarity & stillness
then visualize, map & draw out exactly what I'm going to do and how I'm gonna go about it.
Finally, execute.2 -
Trying to get Pokemon Go running on iOS in Germany....
.... first time I regret not having an Android Phone 😫3 -
Not really a joke or meme, but not a rant or story. Go to Google search on a PC and search Thanos. Then click on the glove on the right and watch. You're welcome.4
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When QA keeps on filing bug but you go and check and it's a feature.
No. Seriously IT IS a feature.
Like c'mon! I told you it is a feature. Go and check sys req!
What is wrong with this world? >.<1 -
If you haven't voted for devRant yet go on and do it! Here's the link http://thenextweb.com/scale/vote/...5
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When you really need to study, but your brain is so desperate for distractions that you go answer questions on StackOverflow2
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When you are told the app you worked on is scheduled to go into production on Friday.....
My reaction was "Aise kaise?"
(Translation -How even?)1 -
When the client wants to go live with his website and there are big gaps in content. I have told them every Monday for the past 3 weeks that there are big holes in content and they need to go on the Cms and start populating. Nothing happens and he keeps on asking when can we go live. Fuck fuck fuck them all.1
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Set all my editors to autosave when they loose focus ~
Makes me go nuts when working on other machines :/2 -
I am on Leave since 23rd Dec and I need to go to work on 2nd. Let's hope bugs are not waiting for me4
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I'm trying to investigate why chrome keeps crashing after i implemented web sockets to a web app.
I used windows perfmon to see the memory usage over night.
The usage between 17:30 and 01:50 is expected behaviour as this part of the app is a live data graph of the last 48 hours.
Now i have to find out why the app doubles in memory twice in a hour.
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Have an USB female, everywhere you go, gonna help you in the long run.
For android, apple, etc. to directly attach usb to tour device on the go -
If I had a penny for every time, I go on a
site and go to contact/find us and see this.
Which part of you need an API key do people not get?
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Where's the safest place to be when a atomic war start? on some island in the pacific right? I'll go there.1
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Day 1 - Monday:
Manager: How far did you go on this project?
Me: I have contacted the PM, and due to lack of data we are putting the project on hold since there is nothing we can work with, we expect to get the data next week. Peter is working on obtaining required data.
Manager: I see, okay.
Day 2 - Tuesday:
Manager: How for did you go on this project?
Believe it or not this happened again on Thursday... fml2 -
When I forget to put a small project I'm working on onto my USB or the cloud so I can't access it when I'm on the go. :'(
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I’m officially underemployed. Got let go yesterday. Doing freelance work. Doesn’t fully pay the bills. But that’s ok. Working on a career focus shift is gonna be uncomfortable for a while. Just hope this economy doesn’t go further underwater and inflation doesn’t go even higher while I’m in the grind.3
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We all love wikipedia, but seriously: how far can you go with begging?
(this was on a 1920x1080 screen yesterday)
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Just decided to go "all in" on Amazon but then see this... (See previous rant)
Maybe I should just go half in? (3 shares)
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PISS ON YOUR PANTS BOSS
PISS ON WORDPRESS TOO
GO EAT A TUPLE OF ASS SINGING SPOILED FOODS YOU SPOILED LITTLE KID
GO BANANAS AND EXILE YOURSELF TO OBLIVION3 -
Will a week go by I don't see the message:
Bitbucket is experiencing an incident, but we're on it.1 -
The last two years of degree have really opened my eyes on how studlpid and difficult people can be. I genuinely think that the next time a teacher tries to pull a stunt or fucks something up for us I'll go full ballistic on them. Still have one year to go. God help me.2
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Can't believe that the debate between using space vs tab is still going on. Tab is the way to go people.12
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One more before I go to bed,
Once I spent hours setting up shit on one of my ubuntu server via SSH and realised I'm on the wrong server later on.1 -
Put heatsink straight back on the CPU with the 4 year old thermal paste; what could possibly go wrong right 😅2
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The install will take about one more minute…
*go make a cup of tea, pack for holiday, go on holiday, return from holiday*
Ah still installing for one more minute my old friend…3 -
Fucking MQTT, go suck some dicks! Can't get that pice of shit to work, sending connect and publish works like a charm but somehow I won't get an acknowledge message which means the publish doesn't go through!
On the brigt side: another oportunity to fire up wireshark and compare my software to other tools.
Anyone expirienced wit MQTT or thingstream.io
P.s. there support also can go and choke on some dicks!5 -
Can’t find any time compressor on the market right now so I can work on multiple projects and go on vacation at the same time.5
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Hey pals,
I recently published this library
https://github.com/thosebeans/...
Called jsondto-go.
It provides ready to use DTOs, for working with JSON-data in go.
The API is documented on https://pkg.go.dev/github.com/...4 -
Goddammit I can't go back to working on my project because I'm enjoying reading everyone's rant over here
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I have enough self awareness to realize that I will start hating on 9-5 jobs the moment I start my own company.
I'd be one of those douchebags that go - "Pffftt you have a JOB? okay loser, go suck your boss"2 -
Why do people go on lunch break while we are in the middle of hotfixing on a production site?....13
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Damn, I'm conducting some benchmarks on go and php...
A php page that simply returns "hi" with no framework is a lot slower than 1000 calls with 200 concurrency to a go function that queries redis and returns a json.1 -
Go on DevRant of course. Then go to the gym or go for a long run at the end of the day - Then we start again tomorrow.
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Didn’t get on the Masters course I wanted to get on.
Ah well - guess I’ll just go buy a new car with the money7 -
So I was thinking about learning to write some Go code. I downloaded it and it didn't work. I struggled for hours just to get it to execute a file, but I could not get it working for packages.
Never have I stumbled upon a language that's working AGAINST me.
I gave up, Go beat me. I removed everything on my computer related to Go. Fuck Go!8 -
My first ever pull request on a public repo on github just got merged. The suspense is killing me. Three more to go for the free shirt...4
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Many would go to hell, including the Guy who disable right click and save image on Instagram.com
metchwwww5 -
Go on @sandeepbalan, ask us how we're spending this weekend.
I haven't told anyone to fuck off today. Come on, do it.4 -
Hi people.
Did I go south, or I really am stuck in ES6 while ES9 is the thing going on or what is goinnnnnnnng on pls.
halp mah
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I'm motivated want to work on my Projects.
My PC doesn't go on. Needed 4 Hours to fix, now demotivated.
Yeah Sunday1 -
Go to toilet, turn the lights on, lock the door. Now I feel safe. I feel everything's gonna be alright.3
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Writing a x-platform cli tool in Go designed to be an infinite REPL until EOF if no arguments are passed. Code works great on Linux and Mac as-is but not on Windows. On Windows it only works at all if args are passed.
WHY.
And people wonder why I don't like Windows. It's a shame my userbase has so many tech-saavy Windows users. If not for them I'd cut that git branch off the repo in a heartbeat. -
New types of calls. Team members need some help from me, I go on call to help them out, once the issue is fixed they just keep me on the call for company while they go about doing their tasks. Dude, even I've work to finish 😑2
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So, what are some useful / important Android and IOS apps for developers which can help them on the go?4
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So I'm just starting to design websites from scratch and want to get feedback on my designs as I go. Do you guys know anywhere I could go?5
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I hate putting curly braces on the same line as function declarations/if statements/etc but Go forces me to do that.
I understand the reason Go does that but fuck I wanna write my code the way I feel is better to read. I just lost a lot of the excitement of learning Go...5 -
Salesman: .... Beauty is that, It's all in the cloud
What he meant: ... Nothing works, will make up stuff on the go -
!rant I've seen so many developer communities and none of those has been so friendly like you guys at devRant are. I've only once seen one rather rude answer and that was just like 'nop we aren't stack overflow, ask that question there'. Keep up that great vibe guys, you are awesome!
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just figured out why my change blew up all the tests and fixed it - now I can go back to blog-reading and pretending to be a diligent dev... Can't wait to go on Vacation tomorrow!
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About to go through the recruitment process for AWS cloud support engineer. Any inputs on what I should expect?5
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Why did the developer refuse to go on a date? Because their GitHub contributions graph showed they had commitment issues!
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I need a new phone ASAP. Can you give me an opinion of what phone I should buy?
Budget: not more than 1,000 NIS (about 250$), but I can go a bit higher. Just don't go crazy on the prices.10 -
!Rant .. I need some quick help and didnt know where to go.. so fellow ranters please help...
So I have created an sql trigger which is supposed to add a kill to a doctor whenever one of his patients changes state to "killed" . But I dont know how to just get the one row that is updated. As it looks now : The doctor get patientKilled ++ for every patient he ever had before as well... How can I solve this ?
USE [AD17_Hospital]
GO
/****** Object: Trigger [dbo].[PatientKilled] Script Date: 2017-10-21 19:51:32 ******/
SET ANSI_NULLS ON
GO
SET QUOTED_IDENTIFIER ON
GO
ALTER TRIGGER [dbo].[PatientKilled] ON [dbo].[Patient]
AFTER UPDATE
AS
BEGIN
declare
SET NOCOUNT ON;
UPDATE Doctor set PatientsKilled+=1
FROM Doctor d
INNER JOIN inserted p
ON d.DoctorId= p.DoctorId
where p.PatientState='Killed'
END4 -
Where do the images get saved to on devrant (on Android)? I've saved so many memes but don't actually know where they go12
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Fucking amd video drivers on laptop that doesen't work. In 4 hours i go to work and i am installing drivers...
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Not really dev related but here it goes:
Decided to update some apps on my phone during lecture. Suddenly android crashes and is stuck in a bootloop. Went to safe mode where "downloaded" apps are disabled but wanted to at least be available via telegram. So I followed a guide to manually convert an app to a system app and tested with some random app that I didn't care for. That worked flawlessly and then decided to proceed with telegram but it said that moving failed but actually the folder was moved. I took the chance and rebooted (again to safe mode) only to find out that now the system ui crashes as soon as it loads, also rendering the safe mode useless.
Great that such things always happen when you don't have access to a trusted machine with adb installed. -
Great feeling when the pen testers couldn't find the "unfixable" vulnerability your new feature created, and you go on holiday soon.
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The fact that Spark web ui let you go beyond year 200'000 ad on the job planning view is quite concerning
:/
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Area of focus...leaving a couple tests running while I go enjoy a coffee on the balcony and focus on making the payloads more serious/articulate/real .
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I have just allowed '*' on the rack-cors host configuration. Yiiiiihhhhaaaaa.. no cors problems on Rails again.
But hackers will go fuck my api. -
So working from home due to UK Gov lockdown. iTunes on, and the perfect power anthem comes on... Productivity up 110%
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can anyone recommend me a go laptop for school? and whats your opinion on the Microsoft Surface Pro?8
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Color blind people are so dramatic ffs.
Like bro, just go to settings -> general -> color vision. and toggle it on.4
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