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Search - "guess it"
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Today I learned: typing "man ascii" into the terminal on Linux will print out the ascii table.
Guess I don't need to go online to find it anymore9 -
!Rant
So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.
Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"18 -
I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep5
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Évolution.. so basically I have tried to grow a beard but it was too annoying and too scratchy so I dropped.. like all those side projects I guess...7
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It is 2:15am and I am alone in the office. I seriously hear a mechanical keyboard, but nobody else is here. I guess I die tonight.25
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This girl wrote "Hey handsome" on a napkin and gave it to me. It was written in Python 2.7.
I guess you could say we're serious now.1 -
I finally get in the mood to work on my side project and GUESS WHAT? THE API IM USING FOR IT IS FUCKING DOWN 😂🔫7
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Just finished all the form function, time to clean up I guess.
Did you guys like to write it clean from start or do it later at the end?40 -
This fucker has some balls (I'm being completely ignorant), the day his website goes live guess who is going to flood it with Dados attacks.27
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I found a duck today and just had to put a little cape on it 😂
I guess you could say..I really want the d 😏
Sadly I could not convince it to become my companion 😭8 -
Guess who's birthday it is! It's my birthday and that are my birthday gifts my GF gave me 😍🤩
Also starring Dick-butt Debug-duck!
I feel blessed. 😁26 -
Using web2py, I wrote an SMS center for an African country and my company sold it for 1 Million dollars. I guess it was a success as it took me 10 days to develop it's initial release.3
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I was going to say almost 20 years of Dilbert... Then realized it's closer to 30...
Guess the problems of IT never go away...14 -
Have to do a programming task in 6 days, for an internship I applied for.
Have no clue how to do it. Guess I'll have a nice week learning stuff 😁5 -
1.5 hours of UI and performance enhancements for the UWP app on Windows Phone, and guess what greets me when I plug it in.
//kill me
//yes I restarted both9 -
1. Buy a road
2. Name it after an sql injection
3. Have mail delivered to you
4. ...
5. Profit... I guess?7 -
After struggling for weeks with SSL settings I finally asked @linuxxx for help.
Guess what, he made it work in about 5 minutes!4 -
HOLD THE FUCK ON!
Since when has devrant had a swag store?!
Never knew it existed untill like an hour ago, guess I'm loading up on dev ducks on pay day!5 -
Saw a silent mouse. No clicking noise.
Ohhh thats pretty cool I guess.
Tested the silent one and normal one.
Liked the normal one because it has clicking noises.2 -
Valve deployed a CS:GO update this Friday, guess what. It had quite a few bugs.
Never deploy on a Friday, please.6 -
Anyone watched 'Jhonny English Strikes Again'? This is the code that drives the exoskeleton... I guess it just needs a random number to work. 😂😂3
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"I know, I'll set my password as '12345'. No one will guess it because it's too simple right? RIGHT?"4
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Was searching how to embed youtube video in html and found this in w3schools..... The guy who wrote this turorial hates auto play i guess.... It really is annoying 😡10
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!rant
I got bored at school and I always wondered how a tattoo similar to this would look, it is okay I guess... just don't stare it for too long 😂😂😂12 -
Debugger...Chicken I guess? Got it from one of my students last year. Adapter for scale. It's not the size that matters...2
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Got some feedback for an app today via email...
"You are a fucking idiot! Stupid piece of shit!" Well, I guess one user didn't like it then... Rude fucking wankhat!4 -
RIP servers of https://robinsonsmovieworld.com//
I guess he must've gotten fired. It requests for the system time from the server, gets a response, and then displays it on the page.7 -
Well, guess I'm eating my shoe it seems .-.
(Trying to get font rendering working in SDL2 and for whatever reason, loading a direct TTF file works but as soon as I load it into RWops and pass to SDL, it suits the bed)9 -
Guess what's even worse than reading the code of someone else?
Reading your own code after not working on it for a couple of days.2 -
Not sure what I'd do when it happens but from the looks of it Amazon want to start the AI takeover.
I guess I'll still develop games as a hobby :D -
Introduced my friend to VSCode. He was skeptical about switching from Sublime to Code but he decided to try it out anyway.
Guess what's his favourite editor now 😂7 -
Just realized what was wrong when I was about to post on stackoverflow. I guess just writing it down helps sometimes...3
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Guess what? 😱 WordPress has probably an SQL injection vulnerability. Check it out and fix your installations, when more info will be known:
https://twitter.com/ircmaxell/...12 -
!rant
found this when wanting to check a notification, paused it multiple times, and my boss was: why does this keep on stopping!
Guess I better not do it again if I want to keep my job lol5 -
Very cool gadget. Nice packaging, has few heavier than it looks. I’m impressed 👌 Can anybody guess what it is? 😼27
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I really like how Opera Mini says it has an AdBlocker implemented, yet the app 'Contains Ads' according to Google. Guess it's not an effective blocker.8
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Just discovered devRant. Can't get off it. I guess that is it for me and coding then. I will be scrolling through all the rants for the rest of my life.15
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I wanted my colleague Mathew to write a background process on running powershell scripts at random intervals, based on input files...Guess we will call it Matt Daemon1
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Is it just me or every other back end dev that has this weird habit of trying to guess the back end used in every website you visit ?5
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Almost sure the shirt I ordered didn't have fml on it. It was the one with only devrant logo.
Guess now I will be cool and edgy.7 -
Started working at 3:30am today.
That either means I am dedicated or stupid. Maybe both.
For sure, my boss doesn't appreciate it, so I guess that makes me stupid then :)5 -
I guess I could say back to the old LOGO turtle days, but it wasn't until university that I began using the good turbo c compiler and it's DOS platform4
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Came across this gem. Thought more people ought to see it. 😂 Guess no one in that repo had a sense of humor.
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Today while looking at the logs, I found an issue.
The attached image describes this issue without going into too much detail about it, so like ... Enjoy I guess 🤷♂️ FML4 -
So it seems Google got intimidated by WhatsApp's payment feature.
Guess what Google did, they integrated chat functionality to their payment app. 😂
I guess yet another chat app from Google -
I guess someone couldn't be arsed to dedent a whole load of code. I can't really criticise though: I do it too.4
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I have a dual OS on my laptop. I just realized It's been 4-5 months I haven't used one of the two OS can you guess what it might be !!!19
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If you guess the product then you will get signed version of that product! By Andy Rubin (Twitter)4
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I was having this poetic exchange with the maintainer of a vscode extension.
I guess he didn't see it coming... 😛👨💻1 -
I started interning at a non IT Company, first thing I did was fix the printer 😂
I guess this is our destiny2 -
My grandfather has two anti virus programs installed, but only wants one.
Guess who has to fix it...5 -
Shopping with my girlfriend when I spot this. Nobody to see for miles. Guess this wouldn't pose a problem, would it? I mean it wouldn't say secure Id, if it wasn't secure...?10
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I'll just say it: fuck CSS. I seriously loathe working with it. But, I guess I gotta still be good at it if I wanna be a competent web developer, right?12
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Well, I know you guys are tired of all the Hacktoberfest rants but I got mine this morning and I'm excited! Guess you gotta deal with it 😂😂😅4
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!rant
Hahahaha just typed "teste" (Portuguese for test) in duck duck go and it showed me a picture of testicles ( I guess...) With huge "Testicle" written above it in the middle of the office hahahaha
Hope no one saw that, it was funny.1 -
Got my stickers. High quality and looks so good that I don't even want to put it on my laptop. I guess I will try to sell it on the black market.
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Guess what this App is written in (Lib/Framework/Language). You won't possibly believe it. (As I also didn't.)
Desktop: Gnome Shell with Pop-Dark-Compact.16 -
Yesterday I learned there was a chat feature in StackOverflow. I learned this because I finally for once in my life have StackOverflow reputation.
Discussing my excitement:
“Guess what topic it was.”
“Was it regex?”
“It WAS regex!”4 -
Our job is basically doing something new or something we've never done everyday and trying to guess things over and over again until it works.3
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found these goodies for free today. guess I'm not sleeping this weekend.
Is it normal that I enjoy reading research papers XD ???7 -
Solid cube of command blocks. Any guesses what it does?
Hint: hasbro.
(There aren't many context clues in the image, so you'll probably need to blindly guess)18 -
Anyone that tries to solve my Stackover flow question, gets down voted 😂 What's worst, I got down voted after 20mins. Worst, it can't be solved! Fuck! Guess no sleeps tonight19
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I'm pretty sure people here might have noticed this by now, but why is it that the button is '++' but the notifications say '+1'? Shouldn't it go "<someperson> has ++'d your rant/comment"?6
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All of a sudden the Macbook Pro power adapter was broken yesterday. Guess how much does it cost just to replace it?
Fuck you Apple. If you're gonna overprice, it make it durable and good quality dammit.9 -
I feel as though when I design something it looks like shit... I guess when they say you’re your biggest critic it’s true.
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Got internship opportunity. It's just an internship, but still it feels exciting and surreal for me. It feels weird because there is not really anything exciting about salary.
I guess it's the "my first job opportunity" butterfly.2 -
OK Google.... guess we'll play it the hard way....
I'll just upload all videos i want transcribed onto Youtube in smaller (10 minute?) chunks where machine transcribe is enabled...2 -
The response to Unity Tiny seems to be mostly "wow such small". I guess it shows just how bloated software is these days...4
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update : love my new job... but, holly crap the sharepoint environment is a cluster fuck... guess who has to fix it... -!-6
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That thing has got an eye of fish.Any guess what it is called?
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Welp,It is🐠
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Fish Eye Raspberry Pi Camera1 -
Guess what was running and then killed
Yes it was Android studio building, however; it seemed it was trying to fill RAM and forgot what I asked it to do >_>1 -
This just came up in GitHub.
I guess my browser isn’t up to date??
And a second thing. Why does it even say that? GitHub seems to work perfectly fine.6 -
Was filling an important form. It required my updated CV. Turned on windows to edit my CV. Turned it off and guess what...
Has been like this for the last half an hour6 -
Guess I just semi-wrecked my old testbed Android phone.
Don't you just love it when you touch on the screen in the middle and it registers as a touch to the top right corner? I sure don't.1 -
So I guess one of our clients suddenly switched to a different website service... Without being told. I went to their website and it's so not what I worked on. I still have pending tasks for it, but I guess not anymore.
I think it's the same case with another client from before. -
All day long I'm adjusting this chair up but it just keeps slowly going back down. Time to go back to a standing desk I guess.
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I thought maybe it's time to change my Services NSW password, and chose =onWl?$2w/bxJ"UU as my new password...
I guess there's no escaping it. Aussies are dumb5 -
Guess who forced unwrapped Nullable value after making sure it was null... Yup that was me
(ಥ,_」ಥ)
(ノಥ,_」ಥ)ノ彡┻━┻4 -
Got a nice PR merged. Happy because it's on a popular project with over 4k stars. Ashamed because 50% of the commits are changing indentation from 4 spaces to tabs 😌1
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I liked everything about the Pixel, so I went to the Google Store to pre-order it only to see the price :( I'll just stick to my LG G2 until it breaks I guess.8
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So I got a call earlier today that a letter from the US arrived for me. I can only guess what's in it.1
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when I spend more time trying to decide on naming than actually writing code. Then when I decide on it, I rename it at least once because I second guess myself on the name.1
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I am learning angular. As a beginner, I feel there is too much fiddling with this thing :-( ...anyway, I guess when you are used to it and understand why everything is the way it is it becomes normal and understandable.9
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Dev related. But more of Westworld related. Definitely not a rant.
Westworld season 2 poster has this code. Any guess? Redditors going nuts on it.
687474703A2F2F6269742E6C792F3246447A696567
Ref : https://redd.it/86d80u1 -
Who decides the question of the week? its 100 weeks of devrant i guess, this monday.
@dfox Should have a party and poll on it3 -
Yay! Finnaly got to 10 Incréments, i can get a sexy new avatar ! And guess who was the dude who gave it to me :)2
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// This part of the code should never run
Came across that lovely comment when fixing a reported bug. Guess where the bug was? You guessed it XD1 -
So I showed a prototype of a new feature to my colleague and guess what !! He took the entire idea and implemented it. 😡4
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Hate it when microsoft forces you to use windows to work with some software. Well guess fucking what?16
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Guess I asked for it by joining the Windows Insider fast lane but my desktop background has disappeared :((3
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And yet another blackout.
Yesterday it was a free day for me because of blackout. Today starts the same.
I guess I should take a vacation soon.3 -
Set up my little raspberry pi and installed postgres. Now when it boots I can ping it for about half a minute then it crashes. So I'll install it locally I guess...3
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Did a wireframe walkthrough and a fellow dev ask, "Which language is the app written in?" "Visio, exported to PDF ..." Guess it was a pretty good wireframe.1
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Got to work today to find out our staging server HDD has gone poof... Guess who's gonna have to reconfigure it...4
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I just noticed, it seems no one rants much about their work or work mates anymore... Or ever?
Guess I missed the notice...14 -
Valgrind is awesome. Today I fixed a lot of memory leakage / overflow bugs thanks to it. An guess what? Now, everything works!
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Dad's coworker (he was a software engineer, I guess it runs in the family) was selling his pentium 2 computer for 100$ and my dad bought it for me to play chicken invaders. Those were simpler times...1
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So i got myself a TeamTreeHouse subscription last month to learn python. But I guess I'll have to discontinue.
My laptop can't take it anymore. I'll have to wait until I buy a new one 😅
I have to choose between paying for sister's education loan or my laptop. Guess who is in not getting a laptop 🙂12 -
Need urgent change for the site, it takes 5 minutes I guess, no more than an hour anyway.
Can you do it during your break? Thank you2 -
Updated our rancher setup today and it just completely fucked the server, kubernetes stopped working, rancher stopped working. Guess who's going to install kubernetes manually next week? ;--;2
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Just lost hours of work because the winforms designer decided to send half my elements to (11, -8000) and resize others to (0,0). No matter what I did, there was no moving them back. And every change I made was reverted by some unknown mechanism.
Thankfully, I still have the user controls I built. But I still have to rewire 3k lines worth of form events.3 -
The new guy just locked our server account (I was using it, thats why he couldn't login) and the IT guy from the client has already left...
I guess its and early day... -
I am a learn it all, do what you can kind of guy. I work alone so Fullstack I guess, hate UI though, god saves boostrap.
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Can someone tell me what's with the yellow rubber ducks? What is the story behind it ( or its usage which , i guess, is related to debugging)?4
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"Do you know you can even download images via Google search and save it or print it? Guess what, that's the secret to my template images."
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Wow. This piece of bullshit runs completely flawlessly in the debugger, but throws exceptions like fuck when running it normally. How am I even supposed to find that fucker of a bug?3
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Secret shhh!!!!
So you might have seen devRant news announcement! David mentioned about "Secret Project" Tim has been working on 🤔 Can you guess what it could be?
http://devrant.io/news4 -
I tried setting up an F* development environment on a Mac…
Yeah, that’s the rant. You can probably guess how it went…8 -
How're those umlauts going for you NordWestBahn?
For non-germans: this is supposed to mean düsseldorf if you couldn't guess it already1 -
For the last month WhatsApp doesn't want to open anymore. I guess its time to drop it and tell people to text me again.
Byebye last facebook product I was using.4 -
Setting up a Haskell environment on Windows is fucking AIDS. Guess I'll screw it and just use ANTLR for my compiler.6
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Fall Creators Update did some changes to Bash on Windows, first they renamed it to WSL(Windows Subsystem for Linux) and now you can have multiple distros on it.
They also added it to Windows Server.
I have no idea why people would use Windows Server, but I guess that if you are forced to use it, you can now use Linux utilities on it, so woot? I guess.5 -
Soo, i just downloaded unreal engine, let's connect it to clion and write / learn some cpp i guess5
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Two days into the new year and you got made redundant after working there!
Yeah cheers for that! Could done it last year.
Guess it's back to apply for jobs.
/rantover1 -
Trello + time camp + gmail to trello.
I clock any task, having a clock makes me want to finish it faster. I guess it is a leftover from gaming. -
I find it hard to pickup a new tech unless i need to build something with it. I guess i learn better by doing than just reading.1
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The new janitor lady keeps throwing away the water bottle on my desk after I leave.
I'm trying to be green here and she's making it quite frustrating... I guess I have to hide it from her.6 -
Hmm I wish I had some intuition when it comes to software architecture I guess. Being able to pick the right patterns and understanding what I'm doing.1
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Client said "should we add this moving newsfeed bar to make it look more modern?"
It looks like fucking crap and costs 100€ per Year.. i guess we should not add this peace of shit. -
There's an angular project at work.
I guess they know about as much about angular as I do (not much)
Because the error page isn't working, so when you get an error, you infinite loop and DDoS yourself.
It actually crashes my (admittedly subpart) desktop.
Guess I'll be learning how to fix that.19 -
I just cleared my trash/recycle bin (or whatever it’s called on your system). It cleared up 65 gb........ just about time to clear that shit I guess5
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Personal Opinion - I consider investing in stocks or anything related to that as Gambling. I hate it. Guess someone had a bad experience lol13
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So, today this robot really didn't want to move how I want it to move. 😒
Tomorrow, again, I guess.
Smh.
*sobs in robot voice*17 -
I changed nothing but now it works.
It's been over one week since I started battling this bug. I guess I'm glad it's fixed, but how, and why?4 -
Read the documentation!
...(follow docs)
Why did you do it that way?! The documentation is outdated!!
...(doesn't read docs makes best guess)
Why didn't you follow the documentation??!!
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Guess this is the last random post for me on devRant.
Finally got on the meme train and well it all started here for me seeing this one (template) years ago6 -
Guess who just spent the entire day before launch debugging why compose doesn't work on an ec2 instance where I DIDN"T INSTALL FUCKING DOCKER
I guess this is the key difference between me and seniors. Seniors know where to look where shit breaks because they have been breaking it for at least 5 years.7 -
Firefox quantum has shown us what is "back with a bang" called. 😈😈 #smoothasbutter #fastlikelight
I guess, I have praised it a lot ! 🙈🙊
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Got a new gaming laptop a couple weeks ago.
Was using Manjaro on my previous laptop and it gave me headaches. Random freezing, random shutdowns, etc. I tried several distros but every time I got frustrated. I guess that laptop didn't support Linux distros very well.
:/
I guess I'll stick with Windows.2 -
Free to good home.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/...
Code: B85LX-ITFZR-GB3P
If you can guess the last digit you can have it.9 -
Spent 2 weeks writing code in different services
Today D-Day for integrating all of it. And guess what, Friday evening and it's not working.2 -
Forgot to add build.prop to ported rom. I guess, that is the problem why it is not booting up.. :/1
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A year since the Group Manager stepped into the position, 4 team leads have moved to other companies.
He is known to be politician/manipulative..
Guess what, Now there's a new Team Lead position and I was offered it.
It will be a step up for me, from senior engineer, and in other circumstances I would take the job in a heartbeat.
I guess it is not the time to step into leadership role.
What would you do?4 -
Every company seems to be changing up there logos....well that company did it, I guess we should as well
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Hey guys. Next week i wil have my first programming interview (C stuff) aaaand well, as everybody was i guess, i'm very anxious about it. It's my first interview and i want it to go well! Any advices? ^^14
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When you work for a multinational organization that's adopting scrum. We don't swarm, our PO isn't even in the same building, and one of your teammates hates git (loves TFS).
Fake it till you make it I guess?3 -
So I reinstalled Ubuntu server and set the ip to 204, but I forgot that I assigned a static ip to it in my dhcp. I guess it has two IPv4 addresses now? How? Only one NIC 🤔3
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Resizing my partitions without backup and moving them between disks.
Never had a failure but i guess it could be risky3 -
Oh look my website's stopped spitting out errors on every page load and I didn't even touch it!
I guess this confirms that it was my webhost's fault.
Ha.5 -
upside I guess, if your website's content is generated by JavaScript I'm too lazy to find an emulator to scrape it off you
granted I'm sure this website's business would've been much better had they made it scrapable since I'm quite literally trying to retrieve their capabilities listed in one of their help pages and give myself alerts when they gain new features
but no, I guess3 -
Tried learning a new language to add to my CV, guess I haven't got it in me.
Fluent in google translate will have to do for now.2 -
I'm leaving my internship. It was fun and now I'm sad that my day job isn't coding. Guess I gotta think of some projects for myself...
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Well, well, well, Ubuntu. You piece of shit. Just installed selinux and guess what? Now it won't boot. Fuckin hell.3
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*thinking to myself*
Would it be faster to try to guess/remember the correct syntax and type out this line of code, or search for it on Google, then copy and paste it?1 -
When instead of propperly coding one ends up adding syntax highlighting to emacs for specific terms and just other fancy functions...
I mean hey, it is somewhat more readable now I guess. 🤷♀️
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Guess I'm just distracted and aoiding the issue ^^' -
Who thought this was a good idea
oh well if they couldn't care to initialize the variable I GUESS WE'LL MAKE IT RANDOM
There is probably a reason for it... somewhere4 -
What in the holy hell is a pointer to function and function pointer.I guess they have a purpose, I hate their existence. It's solely because it is complicated13
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I hate developers that don’t apply logic to non programming concepts. Like when someone declares what they don’t want instead of what they want. For my sake just say what you want to see.
I’m thinking of an animal. Guess what it it is not. Congrats you probably won.
I’m thinking of an animal. Guess what it is. Sorry you probably got it wrong. -
Why is it that I'm some able to get things working only after I make a guess complaining to technical support about how it's not working...
And it seems no one else has raised the issue.2 -
Guess it's a sign you haven't had enough sleep when you're creating a slanted div and it looks curved so you compare with a ruler to be sure and it is in fact straight.1
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Me: Hey, that modification though it will fix the issue, it will add a lot of tech debt in the future.
Lead CoWorker: We'll take care of that when that happens.
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So it seems that my experience with arch keeps me coming back to the arch linux newbies corner site xD I guess that says it all. On the plus side, I'm learning a lot 😊
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FREAKING STUPID **** EXCEL
Goddammit, spend hours and hours debugging a csv file generation... It always missed a zero.... Guess what: Excel deletes fucking shit leading zeros -_-3 -
Worst was so bad im ashamed of mentioning it here...
Best was switching from ubuntu to fedora i guess, at least that's the best i remember7 -
I just keep randomly download apps and i can't stop it... Specially the geeky ones...
Guess I'm literally appholic:/4 -
So I didn't realize it was going to take a global pandemic to work from home, but I guess it did and it's great!
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if you were looking at one of my project's source code, you could easily guess what's the first file created: that's the only file with absolutely 0 comments in it.
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"Everything was just a wild guess. And it takes a while to get confident that you’re guessing pretty good. " - Jerry Seinfeld
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Something messed up with my dR++ billing but I guess whatever, fuck it, this pmatform's doomed anyway 🤷4
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I accidentally slept on my hand and blood accumulated inside it and now it looks like a balloon.
I guess I can’t work on the Arduino project today.
Keagktwkkfskgskgekgd.2 -
Erm, instead of trying to guess my gender, just put “Dear <first name>” and leave it at that. It’s actually quite insulting13
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I guess there was some time where The Doctor also worked in it.
Because its so true as well for it. 😂2 -
Rant - When data loading stops and your manager's "preventive" solution is to "watch it so it doesn't happen again". I guess this is my role now...
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Why this happen the div's margin inside a div is overflow i read about it and i guess it margin collapse something like that ...How do i fix it??3
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Goddammit,
today, my laptop crashed while shutting down.
I just switched it in again, and boom, Hostname-Resolution isn't working anymore.
I also already checked UFW, iptables and the hosts-file.
Guess I'll reinstall it tomorrow.2 -
[semi-rant, kinda-story]
Day two: Managed to persuade IntelliJ IDEA into, uh, functioning.
Although it still does funky stuff like trying to force JDK v6 for bytecode compiled from Kotlin (the project's not even legacy spaghetti and JDK v6 isn't even installed).
Still had a few problems while setting up the rest of the local dev environment of the project I'm assigned to (which has been caused by documentation accidentally being followed in the wrong order, which I updated in turn, in order to prevent other people from doing the same mistake), but now I can finally work on tickets!
I love that not all tickets are marked as urgent or important, only a few!
Now the fun begins 😎2 -
Well maybe its just me but I guess almost every dev out there was drinking a bit too much last night, seen that many rabts about it haha
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Can someone explain Scrum to me, like everything, what it is, why it's used, why it's effective, cases where it isn't effective, what the roles are etc, I've tried to understand it online but to no avail (need a childish explanation I guess)14
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ok, I think I'm good to go now,
the shitposts are too much,
the devs don't give 2 shits about the apps
i guess bye, it was fun7 -
I hanged out with a gold digger “friend”. I cringed when she made it obvious though. I guess we are used to non-obvious gold diggers.7
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Saturday morning. thought I'd treat myself to some coding fun, spun up VS and it laggy af,
windows cumulative update , guess it's coffee time × 4 cups1 -
The client made us add an overlay that blocks the whole screen for any request. Guess what he wants now that he's seen it working? To press Esc to "close" it and stop the request.
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Decided to participate in @Michelle' s game, so like only one word to guess who I am
iMproved
Just changed of username, so made it easy4 -
Why am I like that....
All is good, there is ONE FUCKING request which is slow.
Why, why I'm searching it ? For fun I guess !4 -
Finally got myself to do
some documentation
formatting work again.
It feels good having finished it,
but now I worry I'll get ghosted
or denied outright again.
We'll see I guess . .2 -
Guess what I saw while channel surfing on tv. A Linux terminal Channel. There was no one doing anything to it, it was just there.1
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How to freaking stick to one thing at a time and focus on it without jumping to other stuff when it get boring a bit. Guess I should learn self control.2
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Went to my first university hackathon and we couldn't finish our project 😥 Guess I'll try and do the rest of it on my own.1
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Haha fuckers fucking hell! Last post was about Factorio not starting. Guess what. My hard drive failed. Fuck. Razer wanted to wipe the computer to fix the rattling noise inside. I told them fuck off you should be able to fix it anyways. Guess they might as well wipe it all clean now...1
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TFW your favorite headphones goes mute on one ear and wiggling the cable occasionally makes it work a while. I guess I could fix it, but it's a hardware issue =)
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Budget cuts are being made and my boss doesn't like me so goodbye I guess to my 90k salary. It might not sound like a lot to y'all but it is to me.3
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“The point of making a native app is to make it faster and more reliable than the web version”
Well, I guess Facebook Messenger for Windows misses that point entirely.2 -
A friend of mine is looking for a note-/netbook to do some programming.
It shouldn't be too pricy (up to 500€ I guess)
Any suggestions?7 -
so the webcam light thing just went on and off again by itself... i guess it's time I put a piece of gum over it2
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I guess coding is a coping mechanism for not matching on any dating sites and hence no dates...
I guess you could say it helps me find alternative methods to release my per up desires... Although I guess a real relationship is something it can't replace... -
instant coffee isn't reeeeally instant, is it 🤔? I guess depends on when you start timing and whether time is continuous or stops at planck's constant or so1
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I've been hearing about material design, and wanted to check up on it. Does it specify some good UI guidelines, or is it more JavaScript framework hipe?
Their website didn't load on my browser. I guess I know what it is now2 -
I guess they fixed it now but who else grew tired of Windows 10 repeatedly asking you to make Edge your default browser every few days after you've already told it NO for the nth time...5
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Sometimes my video card decides to be a dick, it fails to boot and makes my mobo reset the bios.
I guess it is time for that 1070 i wanted to buy since it came out. -
It gets flagged as "Android/SpyAgent", i guess they are not wrong hahaha
https://r2.community.samsung.com/t5... -
"Google chrome is outdated because it hasn't been restarted for a while. An update will be applied if you restart Google chrome."
uhm.... Logic is something different, I guess? -
I just went back to Old School Runescape and I played it 7pm - 2am last night so I guess that's my new distraction
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Worst exp. on group project? I guess I was lucky, there isn't any. There were tough ones (like one member of our group of three drops out) but nothing what cannot been managed...
Or maybe, just maybe, it was because I wanted to get it done so hard I was working overtime and I wasn't caring much about some stress...
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I have Ubuntu 16.10 installed on my laptop...guess how painful is it to install new packages :/ I should really add reinstall to newer version to my to-do list.4
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@dfox For some reason, I can favorite my own rants if I send a request to do it manually, I guess that's not... good?9
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Today's achievement, has successfully told my friend to create an account in Devrant. Guess what? My friend instantly love it.2
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Do you necessarily need macOS to develop good iOS applications? I guess it comes down to using Xcode vs Unity vs etc.... for iOS game development. Thoughts?1
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We'll it began as a hobby when I was little... I guess around 7-8 when we got our first computer, now it's my career.
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DevRant Stress Ball Rant.
Today, I was like its time to finally mail and get myself one of them stress balls.
Turns out it requires 300+... arrghhhhh. Damn it. When did this happen? Was it always 300+? I remember seeing 200+ before.. Damn...was I too late or was I mistaken? I guess it's going to increment even more since the community continues to grow.. *sigh* :(
Now I guess I would need a blood sacrifice or something to get anywhere near those numbers..5 -
How do you guys actually estimate any given task..?? What do you consider..?? Or do you just guess it as per experience..??7
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I guess it's a well known classic stress-relief game, but just in case somebody doesn't know it and need it:
https://crazygames.com/game/...
I still play it from time to time2 -
Installing ReactOS thinking I was getting a Android OS when I realize it was not. Guess I am getting that and RemixOS
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Don’t you just hate the feeling when you think you have some module in your project that may make sense to be an open-source library, but as you document its features, you start to second-guess everything about the module’s worth? I mean I probably shouldn’t guess anything, but I can’t seem to help it.2
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Five years ago i started to study It & Economy and after a couple of months i said to myself that i am never going to be a programmer because i hated it. Everything about it. Guess what.... 😂5
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Well once someone tell you please give more effort at work and you provide your maximum then he finds it not enough.
I guess it will be more than fair to leave without any discussion.3 -
rust attributes should really have docs...
tf is "no_mangle"
and now everyone and their mother checks 12 books and 3 AIs to guess what it means because it has no docs
also all of macros is frankly confusing4 -
For weeks the excitement had been going about the Eclipse, I guess because they don't know what it is like... I had the luck for one project, I don't think I want to see it again... 😧🙃😏
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Whelp, I guess it just one of those days. Keep making stupid mistakes at work. On the plus side my boss is really understanding and hasn't given me a bollocking.1
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Just updated my OP2 to the 3.0.2 through the bootloader, because it wasn't capable of installing it through the OS... I guess that was because I was running the Beta.
When it was done I got the lovely option of "Reboot" or "Yes". I pressed Yes, which sent me to the menu.... ? Well then the reboot option in this menu might work? Got "Reboot" or "No"... I guess someone forgot the meaning of yes and no :P (forgot to take a picture :() -
Well, I guess that I have to practice more CTACs questions... Shit the job sound it really interesting...2
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When ALT+TAB suddenly stopped working, I realize how much I use/need it... And I guess just bring able to switch between Windows in most recently used order...
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After a long week of meetings for facilitation and making sure everyone else is good, it always ends like this... "Guess I will code that this weekend." 😫😫😫
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If I app.properties in src/resources in a jar.
And load it in code I guess using Classloader.getResource()?
Can I override it at runtime? By I guess adding a different file but with same name into the classpath?9 -
What is the best searching algorithm for big data technologies like Machine learning and Neural networks?
ANY GUESS!!!
Comment it.5 -
Over the past week (Well... Nearly a week) I've made a presentation of myself of being a really punny guys, and people seemed to like it.
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It sucks when you do not get api on maven central and guess what that famous jar is sqljdbc by microsoft.
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When the client amends the content and removes critical items to be surfaced via the API just because. Fuck it I hate working with immature API's, guess fraud data till they fix it I hate doing shite twice.