Maybe I could get better bug reports from clients if I made them use this.

I wonder if it has Jira integration.

I wonder how the 'wgets' would taste mmm

Ok sorry I'll leave *runs away*

This code looks pretty old, I wonder if I can delete th.... what the...
(src: twitter/@iammerrick)

I wonder if these shoes are vulnerable to injections...

I often wonder how my GF puts up with me.

I wonder how much extra luggage it needs to carry css and js.

I wonder how long will it take for SJW to start complaining about "man pages" ...

No wonder my team is so pleased with my work... Person I replaced seemed to have issues...

Sometimes I wonder whether it's unhealthy for my desk plant that I explain her my code.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Me 5 years ago : "I wonder..."
Typed in : sudo rm -rf /

True story.

The teacher told me to describe the transformations, so I did. I wonder why she didn't accept it...

I wonder what Windows 10 has done.

I wonder how long before people get twitchy thinking I’m hacking just running some database load tests

I wonder if the sysAdmin is the same in the Star Wars universe.

I wonder someone ever did that!!!

Great use of startup... 😂😂

I sometimes wonder if my syntax highlighting is too much...

I wonder what happens if you accidentally make an infinite loop on a quantum computer.

People bashing JS and PHP while I wonder why XML still exist.

Saw this in a facebook dev group and wonder why I never thought of this before xD

🤣🤣🤣 I wonder if it worked 😶

I still keep these to show my to kids one day. I wonder how many of you remember this?

I really wonder which genius came to Shopify to report a bug on Spotify

I wonder what the budget was to just increase the border width of the ghost.

I wonder how did this travesty make its way to production.

A bit of an old Stack Exchange post, I wonder if anyone remembers this one...

I wonder if Bill Gates actually wants to donate someone money, will it still end up in spam.

Once I used to wonder how youtube made money.
Now every time I watch a youtube video I am reminded how.

I wonder how developers at pornhub get anything done :|

Gee I wonder why?!

I wonder how many miles l've scrolled Devrant on my phone with my Thumb. 🤔

I wonder what the invisible duck looks like...

My dad came back home slightly angry. I wonder why

I see everyone is showing off rubber ducks. Now I wonder if my pokemon can do the same trick?

And people wonder why I have trust issues....

Sometimes I wonder if I'm truly a good programmer, or if I can just google things better than the average bear.

Was updating a legacy website when I came across this gem... Gotta wonder what was going on back then

Every time I mistype my password and get an invalid login, I wonder if I've been fired.

I wonder, do you also sometimes take a tech book and read it like a novel?

Maybe I'm strange. It's just thrilling to read about a new problem and wonder 'oh my God, how will they solve it' - can't wait to read on 😅

I POSTed a joke, I wonder why anyone didn't GET it! 🙄🤔

I wonder how bad we're all getting bashed on PMRant

I wonder who is the imposter then

I wonder why new Office icons look like a ripoff from stack exchange....

I wonder if they call profile pics on the dark web avaTORs

It's interesting that I read these rants and wonder if you work for the same company

Hm... I wonder which one is the top performer

I wonder why they didn’t call Devrant - RantOverflow

I wonder how many TODO list apps there exists.

I wonder if someone ever did the //TODOs or fixed the //FIXMEs I left in the code the last place I worked at 🤔

I wonder how many kilometers I've scrolled on devRant today

I wonder if anyone has purchased it yet

I wonder if they meant half-availability. . .

I wonder why he didn't get arrays...

porn is letting me to the amazing job too.. I wonder how amazing pornhub office could be.. :)

I wonder if I can code at all and get things done one time without stackoverflow.

When I'm programming, I wonder how many times I say "what the fuck" in an hour

google trends for devRant. last time a checked, there wasn't enough data. good job dfox/trogus

This company's coding challenge feels like one annoying assignment.

I legit wonder if I'm doing somebody's homework. 😕

Making file sharing application completely in C#.

I wonder if I will ever finish.

Hmm i wonder if Google knows ...

Sometimes I wonder if I really like working with the stuff I work with.

I wonder how big Googles DB is.

In Russia we call “@“ symbol “a dog”. I always wonder why

Belorussians call it “slime” though

I wonder what they mean by this

Coworker went on vacation for the first time in forever... I wonder if she'll notice something different 😂😳

I wonder how much of my life I have spent waiting for 'npm install'

I wonder, who this lady. Almost everyday gotta stare at her.

I wonder how many users are in the elite club with white tigers as pets in their avatars

Smartphone and Android OS users in 2013:
“I wonder which features they will add this time!”

Smartphone and Android OS users in 2022:
“I wonder which features they will remove this time!”

Dropbox doesn't know my device lol

I wonder what would happen if I did rename my phone to: $(device_name)

I wonder if someone get close to +9000, @dfox made a avatar with Vegeta hair 🤔

I always wonder whether @dfox and @trogus work together in an small office or work remotely...

!rant I wonder what my friend @electrineer has been ranting about lately. *clicks profile* Wat.

I wonder how next generations will find usernames

I wonder if SO devs used SO themselves

Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a shit employee

I wonder if it's legal to intercept and redirect a drone hovering around your private property..

The work internet seems to having trouble staying up. I wonder if they do Viagra for routers.

Do you ever wonder if your coworkers talk about you behind your back? Or wonder if they hate you? Or am I just too paranoid?

Meanwhile, I wonder what non-tech people would think if they saw my search history.

I can’t help but wonder who programmed the firmware for this.

some times i wonder what they were thinking when they made search in windows 10

I became addicted to devRant in 3 days, I wonder how long it took other?

I wonder how the Windows source code looks like?

I always wonder why most companies do this in my area

The DevRant community has such nice people, I wonder if anyone has used the downvote button even once. I haven't!

Hmm I wonder?

I wonder, do they even know what github is?

Alcohol is somewhat only a socialising drug for me - so I never coded when drunk.

Is it an experience worth making?

Save file as: djshddus

I wonder how I've found my files.

I wonder if there's a CLI for devrant 🤔🤔

Does anyone know?

I wonder if there is anyone who would find more clarity in the regex than the English.

I always wonder what could be achieved if I only worked with half the intensity I have during the final weeks of a semester.

I wonder how many timers, clocks, hello world's and random number generators have been created.

Ever.

I reckon in other countries people are generally nicer... In England ... We are all assholes. Even when we know we are wrong.

I wonder what the gitlab guy has to say regarding "getting fired" 🤔

i wonder how eating bugs feels like

I wonder what the correlation of devRant usage looks like when compared to GitHub being down.

I wonder how a programmer meet a girl and doing relationship if he code 24/7?

I wonder what lies ahead for @AlexDeLarge and @linuxxx when they hit the 100,000++ 🤔

🎶Lemon Tree🎶
I wonder why,
I wonder how,
This stupid piece of code actually works right now.
And all that I could see, it's actually compiling...

(Happens all the time)

Hmmm.... I wonder how obvious it is that JavaScript isn't my priority :-/

Sometimes i wonder what it feels like to be a compiler

I wonder what this could be...

So many deadlines - I wonder how I'm still alive ?!?

Has anyone tried to 'report' dfox (as a joke)?

I wonder what his reaction would be.
🤔

I wonder how much of my life I've wasted waiting for code to compile

I wonder how many systems there are out there that can still be tripped by this ' OR 1=1 --

The better I become at developing for wordpress, the more I wonder why any developer would want to.

when I hear clients says they spent a fortune on SSL cert. I Wonder for that poor soul, you know what I mean.

Does Elliot use StackOverflow I wonder...

I sometimes wonder how people upvoted at my 2+ months old rant........

How??????

I always read the "Never Settle" from one+ as "Never Seattle" and wonder what they have against Seattle

After so many bad supervisors I can't help but wonder if I'm the problem actually

I wonder which dev got asked to fix the printer for that

I wonder what kind of website's people like DaVinci, Van Gogh, Tesla Einstein, etc. Would've had nowwadays

I wonder how was life before stack overflow....

I wonder if he knows that he almost always reeks of stale pot

I wonder how many devs have `sudo` as their safe word

I sometimes wonder, why do I even code for android. -.-

I wonder how successful I would be if I charged clients extra for "taming" the AI that tried to destroy their project.

I wonder if fuck comes on devRant with the same frequency as in Linux kernel comments 🤔

I wonder if lock picking is part of the pentest or not ? XD

I wonder who made the internet white? And why did they make my eyes hurt WHYY!!

I really wonder if anybody has tried to install Windows via Bootcamp on a Hackintosh

First day back to school I wonder if anyone here is on devRant🤔🤔🤔🤔

sometimes I wonder if "Murphy's Law" was coined by a developer

I wonder what .tar.gz would look like

Every day i wake up and i wonder: "What bug will i encounter today?"

I wonder why StackOverFlow has decided not to use Https.

I wonder.....

I wonder which sample app was used :)

I wonder if anyone used deep learning on stackoverflow questions. 🤔

With the way my colleague writes code, sometimes I wonder if this motherfucker has eyes.

I wonder how many of us here ranted about fellow devRanters without realizing it

I wonder what is my family name.

(Insert confused face emoji here)

I wonder how come we don't have a developers' "uniform" in the avatar builder's "shirt" list...

developer's uniform == hoodie

I wonder whether I use software one of you has written, without knowing it (obviously) ..

Fb goes down, I wonder how frustrated they would be.

Christmas Day and the Nintendo server is slow .... hmmm , I wonder what everybody unwrapped under the tree!

I wonder if my worth as a developer right now really is only $40K/year...

Today I fixed so many bugs... I wonder how many new ones I just inserted...

I am enjoying WFH. But everyday I wonder what to eat?

Found file called 'bullshit' in my work folder with list of packages and no comment whatsoever. I wonder what did my past self wanted to do with those packages... What was this list for? Sounds important. And back then (month ago) I thought it was obvious. Sometimes I wonder what games is my past self playing with me...

I wonder what StackOverflow do when they have server issues.

How did you guys learn coding? I wonder because I have taught everything I know myself and learn almost nothing about programming in school.

I always stalk my code if it runs perfectly. I wonder that *Did I write this code?*

I wonder which programming language does Batman use given that he has all the sophisticated techs and gadgets.

I just wonder when am eligible to call myself a senior programmer

I wonder if that was intentional.

I just wonder how many more cats there are

Sometimes I wonder, what if Michelangelo had deadline.

Sometimes I sit and wonder if macOS will ever get to version 11.

Oh my god I forgot to add swap to my install. No wonder I'm having memory issues 😅

I wonder how an "AI" programming language would look like

There's Proton, there's Electron... I wonder when will Neutron come out. Or better yet, Pion.

I wonder when the Unix epoch timestamp will surpass the human population... If it ever does

I wonder if they thought about responsive design back in the 90s while resizing terminals in desktop computers..

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I'm up to

I really wonder what degree I would've been working towards now if I never got hooked into programming in 2012.

I wonder how you say "I love you" in code?

Would it be private or public...? 😛😳

sometimes i wonder when i see a rant 3 weeks old with just one ++ if it's just @dfox himself or not

I wonder what Bing would be thinking right now...

I wonder how many electrons have dedicated part of their existence so I can watch cat videos on YouTube...

I wonder, who is also into manga/anime?

Maybe we could start a chat group :D

i wonder where bosses complain about how their employees are selfish and only care about money

I wonder how many girl developers are here...

I wonder how many spam mails "abc@gmail.com" would be getting

I wonder how many notifications I will have on devRant after sleeping one night...

!rant

I wonder how many machine learning people are on devRant?

Me: I wonder why is everyone so afraid of k8s...

The tech world:

For those who wonder how did I manage Jasper (following a rant I made yesterday) :

I didn't.

I wonder how nobody has mentioned food.
Food (including coffee) + programming = life (:

I have never used a Mac. I wonder how it feels like.

I wonder how 52,4 GB fits on a 8 GB pendrive...,

Sometimes I wonder if Java the beverage was created because of Java the language...

I wonder how many days I have wasted fixing permission bugs on different files on Linux distros😞

I wonder if @billgates ever calls/emails @linuxxx to wish him a Merry Christmas...

I wonder if people would still post pics on Instagram if Instagram hid the number of likes..
I wonder if people would still buy branded clothes if every item of all the brands both big and small were sold at same rate..
I wonder if people would still pursue their current career (jobs) if all the jobs in the world gave equal wages to every employee..
I wonder if people would still donate if they were not allowed to tell anyone about it or post their contribution on social media..
I wonder if people would still by fairness creams and stuff if we removed the mindset of superiority of whiter tones over the darker ones..
Sometimes , i just wonder...

If devRant let us text users directly, I wonder how many girls would get spammed...

I wonder, if Apple made usb's, would they make cases 4 their usb's?🤔

I wonder y slack hates upper case alphabets wanted to give my username in camelCase

I do sometimes wonder if learning Lisp has ruined me forever

My brother just has called me saying I've got a letter from NYC. I wonder what is inside...:)

I wonder, what is the biggest project you have ever built?

I wonder...

Does anyone really indent with spaces by themselves? I would not if my IDE didn't do it for me.

I've seen a few images from anime series and now I wonder how many here are anime fans?

Not consistently git comitting (and pushing to repo). Sometimes I wonder if I'm in fact a masochist.

I wonder if Stallman is on DevRant.

My favourite opensource project is GNU

I wonder what DevRanters do when they lose their motivation. What you guys doing to gain motivation?

I wonder if i can ever write bug free code.

This struck me as funny. Sometimes I wonder if stepping too far out of the box is healthy:

Malbolge programming language O.o
I wonder how regular expressions look like in here xD

Looks valid to me!
How that still exists I wonder..

That moment when you have to file your hours worked, but the service we use to do so *exclusively* runs on *Internet Explorer* so you have to shut down your Linux distro with all the stuff you have running, boot up your Windows pro partition and log into your service, just to punch in a couple numbers.

Seriously. A website that runs *exclusively* on IE?? What the fuck.

I wonder how many baseball fans there are on DevRant...

USA USA

I wonder if the person who invented the "Low Priority" feature in email clients is proud..

Huh.. Today [thursday] I found out that I'm on-call this whole week.

I wonder what would've changed hadn't I been told that...

I wonder, what happens if I DO upload there🤔

I wonder what editor @dfox and @trogus use to make this beauty work ?

I wonder how many on devRant are non-dev.

I wonder if you can make this stuff up?

I wonder why are there so little women in Engineering/IT?
The pay's good, the treatment(compared to how men are treated) is not bad compared to what I hear from friends in other spheres, and it's not like we're dumber than men.
So I wonder why aren't there more of us.

Sometimes I wonder why don't I need a debugger

I wonder...

On a global scale, how much of Google's storage space is being consumed by unread JIRA emails.