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That weird moment when you get an error "please contact your administrator" and then you realize that you are the administrator..4
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Brain is a incredible thing!
It works 365 days per year and 24 hours per day. Starting with the day when you born and ending with the moment when you start writing the code.3 -
The moment you realize you're just good at googling and not an expert in programming...
That's when the internet connectivity is down!5 -
That awkward moment when you are programming with headphones totally ignoring the world around you... then you stop for a moment, you turn around and behind you the other workers are celebrating a birthday by drinking champagne and cutting slices of cake... since at least 5 minutes.12
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This awkward moment when you go:
- Who the fuck wrote that shit?
And the other side of room whispers:
- You did...4 -
That moment when the development manager says "nothing is impossible"
And then starts to spend the whole day assigning the new tasks.
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That moment when the client is actually happy with your design. From the beginning.
And requests no changes.6 -
That facepalm moment when the client rejects your code saying it's too small, and it might contain bugs.6
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That moment when your cat turns up, shoves the mouse out of the way and goes to pretend sleep instantly.
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The moment when you realize you just ran a SQL update with a ';' before the WHERE clause............fml
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That awkward moment when during the breakfast your dad asks for a fork and you can't find him on github... 😁2
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That moment of joy when u see an exception error on the screen instead of a white page
Getting there😂5 -
That awkward moment, when you after several hours of debugging finds the error, types git blame and your own name comes up.3
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That awkward moment when you open a terminal and the non dev person next to you thinks you're hacking him.
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That magical moment, that tickle in the neurons when you finally understand the problem and the program runs!1
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That moment, when you're on a hurry and hit "update now" by mistake. Been 45 minutes staring at the screen
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The moment, when you are reading rants on the toilet in the office and the automatic light turned off.
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That moment when writing code to perform a one time task ends up taking more time than just doing the task manually6
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The wtf moment on GitHub when you are only trying to suggest something and they assign the whole issue to you.2
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That moment when your entire application goes down ...
Because someone forgot to renew the SSL certificate. Of course.5 -
You know that feeling, when you code, compile, run. It just works ?
That’s the moment I get insecure8 -
That moment when you're watching something NSFW on the internet and your boss enters the room.
And that moment later when you click the minimze button and the browser freezes for five seconds.6 -
that moment when u run the code and it works, and then u run the very same code again and it fails.4
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that moment when you realise the ID column in the DB has no auto increment on it after sending a 900k lines query... FML3
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That awesome moment when you're hailed as God Of Internet, and all you've done is just restart the router :D1
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That moment when you shout "i'm a fucking genius" too loud when you find out the solution after 2 hours of brain fuck, and your colleagues think you're crazy2
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That moment when you expected a reward for your hard work and find out someone else took the credit for it.
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That awkward moment when you can't figure out the shortest solution in the Google Code For Kids doodle thingy.
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Helpful message midway through watching the football match... Always at an important moment... Must be coded to display when the commentator gets excited.
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The moment when you're really into coding and then, a family member enters your workspace and starts talking to you.4
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Rant against useless metrics:
No, your bootup time is not from when you hit the power button, until the moment the login screen shows up.
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That moment when you are a fresh college graduate and you land a job after 3 months. Oh the feels.9
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The awkward moment when the website is faster on my shitty computer than on its pre-production server...4
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That moment when you change your mindset from "I'll probably leave the office by 6pm" to "I hope I'll leave before midnight"1
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That awkward moment when your reputation on DevRant is better than your reputation on StackOverflow... I've failed the community :(4
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The moment when you realize, that you have a more careful backup for your dotfiles than for the pictures of your newborn son
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That feeling when you spend the day fearing a ticket in your queue and when the moment comes and you try to reproduce it, you discover that it was actually resolved the whole time..
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That moment when you notice that you haven't saved one file and this caused all the problems... 2 hours down the drain2
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That moment when that one friend thinks that they know more than the professional in the area.
I'm gonna stab this pice of shit!5 -
The moment when the product manager changes your requirements last minute and you have to change all of your code. 😑1
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That moment when you build your webpack project and it doesn't get the progress right. lookin like h4ck3rm4n now
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That moment when you enter the elusive state of mind where you're getting serious shit done aannnnnnnddd you're interrupted. FUCK!3
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that moment when you finish your project literally a minute before deadline, just before entering the presentation room6
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The moment when even Google show no realted searches, is the moment when you realise you are in some real shit !!!
#stuckupcode #noclue1 -
When I was a kid, I saw "War Games". I was awed by the power of technology and the posibility of the AI. That was the moment when I decided that I wanted to be a dev.3
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That moment when the entire office is Apple fanboys and you are the only windows supporter.
What can I do? First love is first love.19 -
The weird moment when you tell someone that you are a programmer and must be prepared for the big question " Do you know about Internet?" !!!!!1
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ARRGH!!
That moment when your laptop crashes just before you save the changes to that working prototype... lost for ever.4 -
That moment, when you waste 4h looking for a bug and realize that there is a missing ';'.
That moment, in that instant, you want just a hug from your mom/dad saying you are a good boy and will reach the top.10 -
That moment when it's Sunday and you cannot wait for the new Weekly Rant theme to be announced on Monday.
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That Moment when you watch a ted talk of linus torvalds, scroll down the Comments section and find this lol
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That moment when the first thing in the morning is reading devRant, and suddenly you realize that you already are an addict...1
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That moment when you need badly to go to the toilet and your boss stops you to have a long discussion7
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That awkward moment when you had text in your clipboard, paste it and post the rant before realising you had copied the wrong text .-.4
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The moment when your forced to use mySQL after years of blissful coexistence with a noSQL workflow.1
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The moment when you have this greatest idea in mind for an application after all that brainstorming!!!
Later you find out the idea already exists...3 -
That moment when rerunning the code fixes the error that the IDE has been throwing, after not finding what could be the issue for said error.
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That moment when a scheduled ALL DAY MEETING turns into a "non paid" day. Because the asshole cancelled the moment the meeting started.
Fuck this shit!2 -
The moment when you ask a great question on stackoverflow and all you get are -1s. Later finding that the question is duplicate.3
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That moment when you come to post something on devRant and you find someone else's post about the exact same thing :/1
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The moment when you fall down on yoir own in the middle of the street and people laughing at you quietly... (fml)4
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The moment when a job application process that usually takes 3 weeks, is ongoing for months thanks to COVID16
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That moment when first I started deleting/blocking spam emails and actually began reading the important ones, was the moment I realized I'm growing up!!
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That awkward moment when you stay late at the office and are blaring gangster rap and the cleaning guy comes around. #thuglife 😂😂😂
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that moment when you have to use the 'or' operator and don't know for that moment if you are in c#, vb, sql or php..
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That awesome moment when your code passes all the test cases 😁
Anyone else likes competitive coding??1 -
that ankward moment when you generate a javascript infinite loop and you are not able to close or reload the window
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The moment when your phone tries to correct "got" or "get" into "git", then you've been working too much...3
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That moment when you automated the application so much, working on it get's actually kinda boring 🙈😂
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That moment when you are using a third-party library and when you update the library it has breaking changes...2
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That surrealist moment when Firefox told me it stopped the international journal of robotics research from tracking my social media...
Dafuq?6 -
That moment when your code works and the results are flooding in. But still waiting for something to fail
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That moment when you change a color property in the interface builder and Xcode decides to go batshit crazy then crash.1
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That moment when your company switches developers from salary to hourly to avoid paying anyone more and skirts the new federal requirements.7
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That moment when: you lift your gaze from your phone to understand the sudden quiet is because your expert opinion is needed in the meeting.
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That facepalm moment when you input shutdown now in your own terminal instead of the one in the ssh session.😑3
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That FML moment when you find after hours of debugging that the fucking college proxy was the only reason your project was not running.
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The moment when your ecommerce site relies completely in 3rd party vendor, and their API is changing without any heads up or announcement3
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the moment you realize you need to plug a GPT chatbot as your support guy... is the moment when you should realize you fucked up your UX
hello, youtube!2 -
That moment when you're staring at your terminal, waiting for assetic:dump to finish, only to realize you had assetic:watch running the whole time.
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The moment when client test team rejects a fix as it "doesn't work" when it's clear they haven't read the documentation 😂2
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that moment when you can only code at midnight.. and come to office in the morning just to sleep and yawn~
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The moment when u write a sarcastic joke (comment/rant), but you do not actually post it, fearing --s from super serious people.8
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That euphoric moment when your program works on the first try and you just feel like the god of all programming.
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That moment when you realize the developer you're talking to thought that `class` was a React API. 😬6
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That we awesome moment when you want to know your bus' ETA at the official government website and...
#aspclassicftw
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The weird moment when you realise you like your devRant avatar way more than your facebook profile pic.
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What ever happened to the teachable moment? It seems to have been replaced by the insultable moment. I was fortunate enough to have mentors who didn’t immediately assume the worst of my intelligence when I asked a question. I’m going to try do the same.1
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That moment when you see someone coding on the train and you try to guess what they're working on from a distance.
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That moment when you try several days to get the code to behave like you want and at a random moment everything suddenly works....
Better not to touch it (the code) anymore before it breaks again... -
That moment when you convince your team's project manager to finally encrypt the config files before comitting them to source control..1
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The moment of truth on wanting to be a programmer or not... Is when you learn about pointers in c language.2
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That moment, in a meeting when you are trying to show a technical flaw in a manager idea... And suddenly you have a déjà vu moment from the "The Expert" comic sketch...
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The awkward moment when you name your dictionary "dic" and realize that while explaining a piece of code to a female colleague. 😳1
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That moment when: you realize your team has introduced a fatal flaw and lacks the foresight to understand it. The countdown has begun.2
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The moment when you just recompile your code to check whether the compilation errors got fixed automatically.1
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That weird moment when you realise the damned developers before you haven't even opened any documentation yet were fast on dismissing the new product.
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That moment when you accidentally compiled a project the first time and it just works fine... (gif source: http://gph.is/2iDx4iD)
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That moment when the shop you just bought something from send you back a confirmation email with your password in clear... :/3
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The moment when you wake up next morning, turn on your monitors and realize that the heavily needed update you wanted to install overnight didn't even start....1
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The moment when you realize that your hard disk spins only at 7200 revs/ min after buying 1Gbps wireless router!!7
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The "AH"-moment when as a boy discovered that with this instructions in QBasic I could literally let the thing do *anything*.
The "HA"-moment only little afterwards that I'll probably never have a clue what a worthwhile thing to make it do would be. -
That moment when you've been to a colleagues desk, and just at the moment you sit down at yours, your computer goes to sleep...1
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This illustrates me perfectly, at that moment when i found that the project manager scrapped my updated lines in the deploy.
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The moment when you don't understand the code, is the your head getting drilled with a screw in circular motion.
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The moment when it's already a week your devRant stickers arrived, but you don't have time to take them.
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that moment when you have to study for latin (what you will never need again after school) when you could learn something useful like gtkmm in the same time :(2
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That moment when you find the easiest part of the task you need to do is the one you are struggling with!
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hnnnggg that moment when the program stopped responding while saving and crashes and it hasnt saved ur file yet
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That moment when you open up a huge Excel and immediately see that column that is one pixel higher than the others. 🧐1
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the moment when you've removed a progressbar in the layout but not reference in the code..
and android studio says "No chamges to deploy"
fml..3 -
That moment when you're programming with headphones on and the song goes: "Someone you know is watching your every move". Spooky!1
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Mmm, can't stop my brain when I have an opened project. Not possible to live the present moment when you're dev.
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That moment when exiting vim is easier for you to grasp than to understand how the relationship with your girlfriend works...1
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The moment when you really want stickers but you realize that you have more ++'s on comments than on rants...
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That moment when you realise that your custom UI has an bug... and it's used over the whole application.. 😨2
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The moment when Facebook blocks your account for being a PC Hater and bans the name entirely for No Reason!
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The moment when I started programming and I was told that I could use tabs to indent my code and make it readable...1
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The awkward moment when someone tells you that they use your software but that's impossible because it's in private beta and your the only tester...
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The moment when you are reading and the screen goes black multiple times 😄😄
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Just take a break.... -
That moment when the Dev servers are down and instead of Monday work you're going outside to spend some quality time with the team 😁2
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The moment, when after three days you finally find the one bit to set, in 180 pages of docs, for the test stand to work.
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That moment when the one meeting about something I actually care about gets me out of 3 other meetings
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That awkward moment when a virtual drive accidentally gets removed from the vm, system reboots and everything just............ Works
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The cringeworthy moment when you approve a pull request and a teammate starts suggesting a ton of changes :/1
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That Moment when you write something in an editor that provides a font where some stuff lookes almost the same.
When col1 becomes coll
:|6 -
that moment when your email app knows better what to answer than you. thanks @dfox for the stickers btw :D
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That moment when the 'react-native init' project does not meet the widely known best practice 'airbnb es lint' code standards.1
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That moment when you found something awesome to share and posted it, only to find the same post below...
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When your best friend becomes "System doesn't want to respond at the moment. Go fuck yourself. Thanks" 😞
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That moment when you have to install an antivirus software on your work os and suddenly the machine is slow as hell.
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The moment when you are desperate enough to integrate forceUpdate into production code.
Also I like how apollo-client acts like enterprise grade when they do all the heavy crap in the UI thread.3 -
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That moment when you choose a JavaScript frontend framework based on the color of its logo (really love green color)2 -
That moment when you're dragged out of bed to deal with the perfect shitstorm that is Citrix VDI and Windows 10.
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What's the moment when you type at god speed?
mine : during vcs commit and push*
*considering not to resolving merge conflict.1
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