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mkdir new_project
cd new_project
git init
**Reflecting on my life and current workload**
cd ..
rm -rf new_project.
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Current mood:
- Referred to manager as "Mein fuhrer" to a colleague in slack.
- Reading an email from a recruiter.13 -
I feel like this image perfectly encapsulates the current state of the web development industry. (Image not by me)
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Why do some sites have the current year for birth dates? Is the person fresh out the womb registering for Facebook?
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When you are resetting your password and the website emails you your current password in plaintext. 🤦5
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Upgrading my current setup. New monitors, setting up a server, creating an "internal' network and so on.
This is fun!20 -
current stage of development at work
anger and rejection at first but now ends up at acceptance and sarcasm
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Tester raises bug:
"Error when loading application in Opera 11.1"
Current Opera version - 48
No tester. Just. Fucking. No6 -
Current project: turning my Raspberry Pi into a personal VPN server.
Thanks for making this feel necessary, US Government!11 -
My current company is moving to a no code platform.
Also me planning to moving into another company :)10 -
Finally Going to Resign !!
I worked only for a month in current company but it feels everyday I am dealing with dementors.6 -
Current mood:
Yet another meeting that I was forced to join where my presence was absolutely not required9 -
Installing Elementary OS...
While installing clicked on show current progress details.
Saw that everything is going to hell in the log.
Progress bar is still moving. Silently closed the current progress tab.4 -
Apparently replying to your bosses "current project status" email in memes is frowned upon... #themoreyouknow1
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I do like my current employer very much :D
This is a snip from an official job ad in their portal :)
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The current view from my window.
When my city i live in burns at 42degree celcius I am replenishing at 10 degree.
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$ git push
> current branch is behind
$ git push -f
... 5mins later coworker is asking why his commits have disappeared.6 -
Still an engineering student and hence cannot afford an expensive setup in my hostel. My current setup is
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I've made up my mind, I'm leaving this toxic environment, the current company and making a switch. FUCK IT8
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Do not assume that the current codebase is perfect, or even remotely close to an example of acceptable style/structure.8
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I passed my exam (did well even), signed up to be a blood donor and landed a job interview all in one day. If all days could be like that.. Now to go look my coworkers in the eyes like I'm not getting ready to jump ship but I'm secretly so excited I can barely sit still 🤭😂
(yes I know a job interview doesn't equal I got the job already, thanks and calm the fuck down, dads 🙄 only an idiot would only have one other thing lined up. Plan C, D and E are on standby too)5 -
My current distraction is that I have found a local government surplus auction and I keep buying toys. This is my current distraction setup.
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My current company decided to do all automation in node.js.
Crawling, new projects, processes, all of it in Node.
Fuck my life.19 -
> 50ggi
> why it inserted "50ggi" in my current line? whats wrong with you
> ah im not in vim
> shit5 -
My best career choice: coming to work at my current company
My worst career choice: coming to work at my current company2 -
Our current programming teacher actually being able to teach us good practices and give us constructive criticism on our code.1
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- graduate
- get a C# certification
- finish all my current projects
- start working
!dev : put some money aside1 -
Recruiters sure do get pissy when you tell them that you're waiting for a counteroffer from your current employer9
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My current workspace. Nothing fancy but it does the job. Tools: Windows 10, Emacs, Visual Studio 2015, git, bash.
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Samsung S9 benchmarks: slower than a 2 year old iPhone, more expensive than current:
https://twitter.com/codinghorror/...14 -
So a client hired us to rebuild their website, because their current website is being held hostage at their current provider. The provider locked them out of WordPress and says they will shut down the website at the end of the month.
The client wants us to hack into the website and get the files. I told them "no chance in hell", but that their current website will be at our host later today.
What I didn't tell them is that I just scraped their website pages to flat HTML.5 -
Currently creating a little 3D Soft Engine.
Very happy with my current state!
Here is a little demo:
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Current Job Title:
Hoarder Bug Exterminator
Details:
Fixing code for projects that have not been refactored ever in 20+ years. -
I have 2695 unit tests in current project.
Most of them are useless but you still need to maitain them....10 -
My current setup.
Doble screen on an Arch Linux with i3wm and conky. I love it 😍😍.
What do you think?
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Meeting Stats [Total invites vs. Attended]
Previous week:
Total: 37
Attended: 21
Current week: [as of Wednesday noon]
Total: 41
Attended: 22
Next week: [as of Wednesday current week]
Total: 36
Will attend: FUCK OFF15 -
It boils my blood how many times I pressed ctrl+w closing the current tab instead of saving it FUCK6
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Why is it that when a job ad a recruiter sends has a salary range and they then ask your current salary and expected salary, they're shocked when you want a substantial increase in salary when it's still within the range they posted for the role. Sure it's more than 20% of my current job but if the new job can pay more than that and they say they can why should I lowball? Why does my current salary matter for the new jobs salary?19
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Idea to overhaul the CSS !important system...
Allow it to accept a numerical value much like z-index.
But the max !important level is the current year so that the more current your code, the more important it is.
Works based off the last edited date of your files to prevent cheaters.7 -
My current one.
Though it's the best one I've ever experienced too.
It's just that I never worked anywhere else.2 -
This has become pretty standard from our current broadband provider. Think it's time to move elsewhere...
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Why the fuck YouTube shows suggestion for other videos before the current video ends on top of the video?1
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n@2.1.8:
wanted {"os":"!win32","arch":"any"}
(current: {"os":"win32","arch":"x64"})
Fuck me and windows I guess....3 -
Last night before the final dismissal of my current job.
Being nervous as shit and thinking of how it can go.
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My current project involves storing parents and children of parents in to a community database.
My current parameters include "availablechildren", "selectedchildren" and "forchildren"...and I'm worried somebody in this office is going to see this and I'm going to end up on some kind of register :S
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Have a big legacy project which should be updated to current technologies,
but when it's done, these current technologies are outdated already, so you
Have a big legacy project which should be updated to current technologies, -
I’ve written at least a dozen bad reviews about my current company on sites like Quora and Glassdoor.4
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So with my current windows heavy workload it is with a heavy heart that I commit to learning powershell. Wish me luck6
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*cut and paste my few files to parent folder from current*
windows: 6 days, 12 hours, 10 mins remaining...2 -
Hey everyone! This is a long one so get comfy~
TLDR; I'm glad to be back in the presence of all you awesome people. 2019 was a dream and I have a lot of you to thank for that.
If you've noticed, I've been away for a while. I took a sabbatical from a lot of my socials (including github - or at least public github :( this summer. Let me explain:
In late April/early May, I applied and got an internship at RBC (a big bank company in Canada) found out I'm getting flown out to San Fran for a talk I gave at a summit, and got accepted to this 2 week physics [Quantum Cryptography] camp @ UWaterloo. So I had quiet the summer. In order to throw myself into work and friends and all that, I decided that I was going to take a break. Although I took a break from Github I was still active on Github Enterprise for my job but outside of that I didn't do much.
Don't worry though, now that it's fall/winter season, I'll be in my room for way too long so it's back to the usual grind. Currently, I'm in the process of planning a hackathon, prepping for picoCTF 2019, filling out University applications, all while dealing with school :) I've got a lot of projects/things coming up so ya'll will hear more from me :D4 -
I saw a recruiter rant on linked in where they can't figure out why candidates won't give out current salary or they won't represent. If you have been working in and learning hot technologies in your current job but you know you can earn more why would you want to be represented at the lowest possible rate? I say give them an acceptable salary range not current rate. I am seeing why devs are moving toward meet ups and networking to get decent work.1
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[Blue pill]
stay in my current workplace [approaching the 10yrs mark], with an agreed salary and seniority raise, with a high probability of losing my current project [which is really fun!] in Feb next year and having to switch to another one, but keep all the benefits
[Red pill]
switch full-time to contracting with a potential to reap big bucks [x2-x4] and be free to juggle as many clients as I like, dictate my terms, become a shareholder, but lose all that warm and cozy certainty guaranteed by my current employer2 -
*cloning and building this other team's Android project*
"install API 21, current is 23" K
"needs gradle wrapper 2.2, you have 2.10" umm, OK
"this project is using gradle 1.2.3, current is 2.1.1". (ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ -
ES2018 First Look! It changes everything!
Make sure you're updated with the current JavaScript stuff.
https://youtube.com/watch/...2 -
The stupidity of a post box service marketed for digital nomads that requires proof of current address.
Which fuckwit thought that through?3 -
Sometimes I just want to complete the current task without it getting reprioritize by anything else ?
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I used to think that nothing could load faster than the "Thing With 'S' Logo" on a 4 gigs machine. But then Nadella's army updated their "Thing With Blue Logo" to the "Thing With Orange Logo". Plus the extra features, integrated source control, extensions and more.14
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My friend invited me the company he works as a dev with much higher salary than my current shitty work for the third time, cannot leave current this because of technical dept.6
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When you look at a client's current database schema and you're like (whatIWasGoingToChargeYou * numberOfUnnormalizedTables)1
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Absolute best way to get a object of the current User in Symfony?
Yeah, just retrieve the current user.
Oh, we are not yet done, get the username and perform a DB query to get a user object.
Glad this answer has -34 on stack overflow...2 -
My current programming language.
I am an extreme perfectionist, so it's still in its design strage.8 -
Recruiter:
I've got an exciting new job opportunity for you!
[...]
The web applications were written by the current CEO [...]6 -
I am being transferred to a new team. New team has started assigning work, but the current team has not yet released me.
So I end up working 80% of my time in the current team and 40% in my new team.
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Caution: only half RANT
I AM FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING MEDIOCORE THINKING OF MY COWORKER WHO WILL BE SOON MY EX COWORKER. AND WHEM HE WILL BE , I WILL DRAFT MY CURRENT ANGER IN SOME SOPHASTICATED WORDS NOT ONLY FOR DEVRANT BUT ALSO FOR MEDIUM AND TUMBLR
FUCK HIM AND FUCK HIS SHORTSIGHTEDNESS3 -
Leaving my current employer in a two and a half weeks, motivation is hard to find some days... Like today.2
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I'm done with my current project and have literally nothing to do and I'm sleepy all the fucking time1
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Lambda style Linq statements should be no longer then 1 line in C#
Current task debug 10 line Linq statement. Fml -
What are some cool plugins, color-schemes, whatever else for vim/nvim?
Current setup is nvim + Plug + YouCompleteMe + UltiSnips -
Honestly I think you'll run out of new focus questions.
I'd be ok with seeing something different like current trending tags. -
Some of the biggest difference between an HR from India and an International one is that the question is not “What is your current CTC?” But “What are your salary expectations?”There has been this culture in India where the current CTC is used to determine your job offer, not what you’re actually worth for the company.16
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My current internship depresses me so much that I forget little by little how to code. I lost the desire to program :(9
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I was told I have to integrate my current project for my current group with my first group's baseline. W/e. As long as I get paid.
Well the issue is, I haven't been with that group in a year and a half. And their product, I now realize, is terrible. I better get a great fucking performance review. -
My current idol is ScriptingObject : simple, lightweight, does job well without over complicate things (cuz simple is underrated) and leads independent life.
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Current Mac and Windows user here looking to get back into Linux. Any distro suggestions?
Looking for something not too high maintenance.7 -
I am a junior Java(Spring) developer myself and I am trying to understand the current trends.
Why are devs hating (or) moving away from java?25 -
Talk about giving me a headache..
Mmh k, so i want to move my current domain to cloudflare.
Go to current provider, their site report a previous provider has the record but that provider says they have nothing left.
Great.
Contact current provider and they tell me to contact cloudflare, cloudflare tells me to resolve that issue with my previous provider....
Starting to feel like just dropping it and getting a new ... -
Quick Survey:
- What's your job title?
- Since when are you at your current job?
- Are you satisfied with your current pay?
- How long ago was your last raise? (If any)19 -
The scrum master cries out for the team’s burndown chart as he move more unplanned work into the current Sprint.1
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I found it!!!
The unicorn of nonsensical datetime formatting... In large scale official, current use!
It's actually dd/mm/yyyy !
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Hey Fellows. I'm about to buy a new keyboard because my current one decided to say goodbye today. But I'm not sure which one i should take. My current favourite is "Das Keyboard 4 Professional".
What Keyboards are you guys using and why ?2 -
Just found that asp.net is more preferable than PHP framework in current trend, can anyone explain to me? Currently using Laravel framework3
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To all JavaScript devs in here, what are your current feelings toward the emergence of WebAssembly?7
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just came to the conclusion that my current side-project is a bunch of crap...
now desperate finding a new app idea :/4 -
Its time to do some distro-hopping again.
Current candidates are Funtoo and Void Linux.
Any recommendations or other comments are appreciated.5 -
I was on vacation during spring break and was supposed to start on a contract-to-hire the following Tuesday. Towards the end of the week the recruiter tells me the company got delayed on paperwork because of accounting (no funds). Thankfully, my current job accepted me that week until I could start the new job. Friday of the week I got back they tell me I can start Monday. That evening my current job (startup) comes back with a solid counteroffer and here I am. If they would've taken me in after my vacation I wouldn't be at my current job.
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Would you still do your current job even if you had all the money in the world to not work again?14
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!rant
Where the fuck y'all make your resume? My current one is made in Photoshop to accommodate things on one page.34 -
This current need to bash Apple for the new MacBook is becoming rather annoying. Especially since every second post is about it!2
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In light of recent events...
What do you guys think about a technocratic government?
Seems like our current system needs some debugging...1 -
How should I store the current date in firebase or any database? this is my current approach
Please review
https://pastebin.com/XVtfTcC28 -
If I manage to complete my current project as intended then it will be my most successful project so far
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how does it feel to reject a company when :
- its in your own hometown and offering remote work (whereas your current company is in a different ,v expensive city and is asking for relocation)
- its offerring a 60% hike on your current salary (whereas your current company is asking to relocate therefore a 40-50% cut in savings)
- is a major mnc with blasting profits and known for never making layoffs (whereas your current company is not even a unicorn)
i just wanted a 70% hije instead of 60 coz i have heard of work stagnation, government job like culture and poor appraisals in this org. however my current company, even though not being a unicorn has shown to offer great salaries ( to sr employees though) so kinda hopeful there too.
but yeah, feeling like a shit who missed opportunity to get bought in gold8 -
(Fork of the current Chuck Norris wave)
Jack Bauer can assign values to undefined variables just yelling "Gimme a name!!!!"
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My current employer...
In 3000 coworkers they have many things, but a team is not one of them... Fuuck -
working from client's office from last 3 months.
The project manager whom I'm working with asking me to Join full-time there.
The company is way bigger than my current employer, package definitely will be 2x or more than my current package and I'm not sure.2 -
These are a part of my current project's stack. Can you name some of them?
(Some are just libraries)
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*New defect*
Designs are confusing and use bad practises. Multiple buttons achieving the same task. The dev team, the BA's, PM's can't understand the current flow.
*Defect closed*
"Design happy with current implementation" -
Where to begin?
- I purposely overestimate because I can get away with it in current job
- I test in production like 50% of time in current job
- I deploy during working hours
- My javascript is a sphagetti monster in current intranet implementation and I am sorry for the next future maintainer after I'm gone...1 -
Wearing my headphones, without playing any audio files... And ignore anything except the current screen...
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I think I'm the only one who doesn't like the new black theme... I think I'll stick with the current dark instead3
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In hindsight, what questions you wish you had asked your current/most recent employer before joining the company?11
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Do you Python or JavaScript for a newbie on the current requirement who has prior knowledge on c++.3
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I’ve been hired by a company as a developer while I’m still working, what you would say to you current employer if you need to start in 2 weeks?
My current job is my first one as a developer, and they’re really nice so I hope I can leave in good terms.8 -
why almost every time the team manager/boss/... is a fucking retard that don´t know the tech of the current century?2
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I'm doing it !
I WILL run current PROD projects in a preview 1. (Well, at least I will try).
Wish me luck !
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getting tons of fucking merge conflicts on rebasing remote branch with current master because that mockerfucking code review is still pending
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Should I include that I am still working in my current Company in my resume while applying for a new job?
Hello, I am currently applying for jobs to other Companies, because I am starting to feel uncomfortable with my current job, and I was wondering whether it is important to indicate my current job and role, stating that I still work there, or whether I should completely take it out or indicate that I stopped working in the Company.
What do you suggest from experience?4 -
looking for minimalist developer personal portfolio examples for inspiration for a redesign of my current site.
i want to keep it basic but i really want something slick yet minimal for a replacement to what i have now - possibly with some nice css animations and whatnot.
(current version: http://jfry.info/)6 -
What's your current Desktop or Laptop specifications that you use for work and what's your job title?9
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I have two options:
Leaving my current role to join a big Bank as a senior engineer
Or
Staying at my current company and get promoted to Tech lead(my current company has been having some major layoffs
What do I do?5 -
2 years ago(jan-oct 2020) i was a college student giving his final exams. some of my personal stats were:
- current knowledge of Android Framework and associated stuff(android, java, kotlin, making and deploying apps , best practises, etc) : 30%
- current knowledge of Web tech (html/css/js/php): 5%
- current knowledge of creating backend/frontend apps:2%
also
- free time: somewhat
- Personal health: barely caring about
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Same year i got my first job (oct 2020) which i switched in next year (oct 2021). before joining the next(my current) job, my personal stats were:
- current knowledge of Java : 30%
- current knowledge of Kotlin : 70-80%
- current knowledge of Android and Android Stuff(the framework, making production ready apps, deploying, best practises , etc) : 70-80%
- current knowledge of Web tech (html/css/js/php): 3-5%
- current knowledge of creating backend/frontend apps:1%
also:
- Free time: lol, i was working at 1 am too
- Personal health: even lesser caring about, body fats and thick muscles at various places
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it will be almost a year of me working for these guys in November and this has been an interesting year so far. the stats are:
- current knowledge of Java : 35%
- current knowledge of Kotlin : 20-30%
- current knowledge of Android and Android Stuff(the framework, making production ready apps, deploying, best practises , etc) : 20-30%
- current knowledge of Web tech (html/css/js/node/react): 20-25%
- current knowledge of new stuff* (cordova,unity,flutter, react native, ios) : 5-10%
- current knowledge of creating backend/frontend apps:10-15%
also:
- Free time: a good amount of free time, like in addition to weekends and festivals, i take 2-4 leaves every month
- Personal health: improving a lot. loosing weight, gaining muscles, getting better stamina at running and other activities
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So i am currently at a weird place. As from my stats, you can see that previously i was in a android heavy role in a company that put a lot of pressure, but i was able to become a better sellable dev through it.
My current role is also of an android dev here, but we maintain b2b products and i am sometimes asked to fix bugs in hybrid apps like unity, react native and cordova, so gained a few knowledge there too. and since i have a lot of free time in my hand, i explored a bit of web technologies too (apart from enjoying a relaxing life and focusing on personal health)
However my main concern is that am becoming a less sellable Dev. The lack of exposure/will to work on android tech has made me outdated from a framework that was once my stronghold. remember that i joined my first company purely because of my passion and knowledge of android os.
When i got offer from this company, i also had another, $5000/year lesser offer in hand. both of these offers were very generous , but i went with the greed and took the offer from this company despite knowing that they are looking for someone who will act as a developer-maintainer kind of person, while the other company giving lesser pay had a need of a pure android engineer.
So i am currently 24. should i keep on doing this relaxing but slowly killing job, or go into a painful, pressurizing but probably making me a better "android" engineer job ?2 -
My older brother and my current "boss". My brother introduced me to the CompTIA A+ Certification years ago, and my current supervisor has trusted me with projects that I never thought I'd be working on.
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Never imagined I would be both happy and sad to leave my current role to rejoin my previous organisation.2
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Again symfony documentation or symfony itself. Or me not noticing something?
Doing simple commands from
https://symfony.com/doc/current/...
and https://symfony.com/doc/current/...
and encore not found . Wtf. Just wasting my and other devs who have same problem time.4 -
Do you guys feel like your current salary fits your current job and your actual tasks and responsibilities?
I for example feel like my previous job was overpayed for what my actual responsibilities were and that my current job (being the first dev in a fresh start-up) is overwhelmingly underpaid for what amounts to way more and bigger tasks and responsibilities than I had at my previous job. But I'm nonetheless more happy with my current job than I ever were with my previous one.5
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