Aardwolf is very fun and i suggest y'all play it a bit if you're looking for better ways to slack off at work

$ telnet aardwolf.org 4000
*port 23 also works

Boss: For next project I suggest we use webassembly
Me: Why not use real assembly

When you suggest to use git but the answer you get is:
"Just write in a text document what you have changed ".

Oh dear God..

Got me some free swag. Thanks @dfox & @trogus! Might I suggest:
500++ stress ball
1000++ mouse mat
2000++ t-shirt
4000++ sexual favours
8000++ replacement soul

There should be a name for rants about fake stories. Like the ones you read and can smell some bs going on. I suggest frants.

I got it tip from someone to download "Enki". And I can only suggest to everyone here to do the same!

When your cornflakes suggest you death... I think it’s time to make decisions.

I hate fucking searching for new job! But I hate my company also! And I hate autocomplete trying to suggest ducking! No I am never going to write fucking ducking!fuck!

The wtf moment on GitHub when you are only trying to suggest something and they assign the whole issue to you.

dear boss,

I can't work if you're calling me every 5 minutes to check on my progress. You're only slowing us down. I suggest you resign.

Planning to watch a movie with girlfriend this weekend. Can anyone suggest a good girlfriend?

Worst part of being a developer: when you suggest a subtle amber shade but your client insists on bright yellow.

Can't decide if I should buy a Macbook Pro or a fucking car. Both would improve my productivity in different ways. What do you suggest?

Me: *adds one song from Sonic game to Spotify playlist*
Spotify: Here, from now on we will suggest you ALL OF THEM and ONLY THEM

Do you listen to music while you code? Suggest me some

Don't just blindly do what's asked to be done by superiors. Be critical, suggest alternatives and take ownership of and participate in processes beyond your own scope.

If you don't follow The Olognion, I suggest you do. It's hilarious.

I have a habit of collecting programming ebooks that people suggest online but never actually bothered to read them.

Someone asked me "if I forget to close my html tags </> will people hack me? "

Geeks what do you suggest? 😁

Suggest me to use vim for a Java application again and I am going to strangle you to death

When a project manager suggest using Wordpress

Feature_Request

I suggest, if the OP comments in his/her post, the OP's username should have a red stroke (or whatever color)

There are clients who always suggest an idea then after they suggest they will say "...again don't do this yet, its not a big deal blah blah blah"
Then the other day they will ask if their idea is already implemented.

🤦🏻‍♂️

#FuckPHPInTheAss

>Start working on PHP after ages.
>Found that mail() is deprecated through server support
>they suggest to use PEAR Mail
>Suggest to use deprecated PEAR code
>Fix deprecated code and magically runs on localhost
>ohmygodyess.php
>try to run on server
>fuckMyLife.exe
>Try using PHPMailer
>WTF is this How the fuck this works?
>Spends hours to understand with example code
>WorksFinOnLocal.exe
>NopeIWon'tRunOnServe.lulz
>about to use YiiMailer.

#Sleepless

suggest me some good geeky tv shows like silicon valley

This is what my iPhone seems to suggest in most locations. I don't have a problem. It must be a bug.

Every time the support suggest that I update and then restart my computer, I can't help it but think:

"oh crap they don't know shit about what causes this bug 🐛"

Why do people suggest using arch when they have many ready to go distros.....?

I've heard that chances for breaking the whole system is high and is risky...

seeing all these real life computer setups and desktops makes me drool. @dfox and @trogus , mind if i suggest creating a tab or place to share this exquisite computer porn ?

Macbooks are fast because of it's hardware ?

If so, I'm I'll install linux in my MacBook air (given by company).

What do you suggest ?

!dev
can you guys suggest me good TV/Anime series with few seasons or episodes so I can use my Sunday. Not in a mood for work.

I am working on an artificial intelligence platform which does video content analysis and generate metadata tags regarding the video. Suggest me some cool name for this project.

yo so can i suggest a feature all apps should have? i was tapping my phone to my leg in time with music and this happened

Now this has take my faith away from any email I receive... Fuck that shit, Suggest me ideas to reverse spam them.

Anybody here listens to podcasts? Share if you do. Suggest some podcast on topics like programming and business startup, VCs etc.

suggest some free/ paid dev stickers to go on my lappy there is still a lot of space 😂😝

first off, i think this may be out of scope but either way.

i think along the rants, a tag seperated section for programmer tips could be pretty neat :)

i'll start off, my tip of today would be: if it seems too complex, it probably is.
consider refactoring by splitting into multiple smaller parts or even its own seperate API. :)

How would you all suggest preparing for technical interviews? What has worked for you? What hasn't? I know it varies by person and company but I'd love to hear your experiences!

Can anyone suggest any good computer science/IT/development/coding/computery based podcasts to listen to?
I'm getting awfully bored of listening to idiots jabber away about nonsense each night.

Ever teamed up with coders/developers you personally don't like.
Also suggest some techniques how to LIVE through, gracefully. :/

I suggest that .c0m should always redirect to .com

Change my mind.

Whatever I do, I can not change the situation.
What do you suggest? (I am very weak socially)

Hostinger
Hostgator

DigitalOcean for VPS ?

Something else ?

Please do suggest a host for shared hosting.
Moving from GoDaddy 🤦😅.

I know, shouldn't have tried in the first place.

I don't want to suggest that women are worse programmers but Karlie Kloss is at it again 😕

You ever tried to debug a date bug when IT has blocked you from modifying your system time? I wouldn't suggest it.

So, now my boss thinks i stole his project!!? Duh!! 😳😡
Suggest me ways to quit working here! 🙏🏻🙏🏻

Instructions: "We suggest your virtual machine hard disk be between 15 and 20GB"
Me:

An intern's thought: Did he just suggest to build up the kernel?

printf("should i further my learning in python? what would you suggest for game development?")

My CS Teacher's child was apparently born today, I'm gonna suggest X-AE-A12.

I feel like I'm utterly wasting away my life. I'd love to learn Rust, but the tutorials and The Book seem very boring. Suggest something to build using Rust.

Please share C++ advice for devs new to the language. What do you guys think is the fastest route to self learning C++ development for infrastructure systems and please suggest resources.

After some executive at a great company accepts connect request on LinkedIn.

Me: * writes a well drafted message thanking for acceptance and suggest future collaboration*

He/She: 👍

I feel like moving away from Windows.
Can you suggest me a Linux distro for day to day usage and work ?

!rant
Any devs from India? Planning to backpack your beautiful country. Suggest me a route? Meetup chance?

What Vue framework would you suggest for cross platform mobile apps? Sadly, I don't really have the time to learn nativescript.

When your PC stuck and tell no I/O device detected....and next thing it suggest to install I/O drivers...

Oh I see this machine can't even work on Ethernet....

Hello World!
Where to start? I am trying to learn coding and found FreeCodeCamp today. Anything else you could suggest?

When as the new Dev in a company, filled with enthusiasm I suggest 'awesome' ideas...

Meh.

Can someone suggest tips to code faster?

In the last few days ive only written + commited 114 LoC which is not enough imho.

Can you guys suggest IDE for mobile apps

Excpt android studio and MS VS (Xamarin)

suggest some series like HCF, Silicon Valley

Start with the simple things first then progress gradually.
Though I highly suggest learning unit testing as soon as possible.

How can I start and become good at competitive programming? Can you suggest me some ideas?

Can you guys Suggest better IDE that beats Visual Studio

Need a team name for Google Hashcode, please suggest something bad.

Suggest me some good team name for a Hackathon,

Should not be too edgy as I want to show it to my College HOD : P

Can we build a simple Ai for the app so reposts don't happen like a 🤔 are you sure you want to post this, it was already posted

It's easy with text but not with images you'd only need AI for the gifs

Can someone suggest me resources for learning Golang?

Suggest a good back end language to a junior Android developer? I am thinking of learning a back end language ( I'm leaning towards RubyOnRails) for making API and some server side code . What would you guys suggest?

Thanking of doing a machine learning project, simple but real life. Suggest ideas! I have one in mind - tic tac toe.

Can anyone suggest me a cool Machine learning project for my college project?
I need something that is fun and cool.

Any Django developer over here ? Can you suggest me some good resources to learn Django in short time ?

Suggest few nice and "novel" intermediate level projects based on Arduino (not RPi)

This night I had nightmares about our codebase.
After the deadline I should seriously suggest some refactoring.

Hello developers!!
I just wanted to know from where I can learn OOP skills from scratch? Suggest me some good tutorials available on YT ;-;

The more I'm growing the more I'm starting to hate this GOOGLE CHROME browser. Suggest me any alternates browsers?

I'm Ruby on Rails Developer, Currently using Dell vostro laptop ( it hangs like hell with Ubuntu)

Suggest me the best laptop for rails and other development.

Windows 7 or Windows 8.1? Which one do I fresh install on my laptop?

Don't suggest Linux cuz I already have an Ubuntu Dual boot.
Don't suggest Windows 10 cuz I'll find you and murder you.
You may suggest Windows 8 so that I may judge you.

Can anyone please suggest me a good strategy game for android or desktop. A game which force me to think.

Do you read books??

If so, suggest a book that you liked so much

Then suddenly my boss wants me to handle servers and the environment etc... can anybody suggest me some site tutorials about Docker, Dockerhub, Celery and RabbitMQ?

Again new language!!
This time scripting language...php and start learning today and finds interesting.
Suggest some best resources?
BTW i m enjoying learning php.yeahhhh✌️

Can you suggest any good methods to handle stress/anxity/burned out ???

Hey can anyone suggest me a really good book for express and node js or just js?

one thought of giving options of saving images posted by other ranters would help ;)

Can anyone suggest good book for learning how an os works
Working of microprocessor
Unix
C
C++
book for complete software development form noob to expert

Got myself a ssd for my old laptop today 😊, suggest me an disto , previously I was using elementary os

Suggest me a domain name(available) for converting file formats.

What would you suggest to a 2nd year student in computer engineering to do with his free time?

You know you have been programming too much when you subconsciously hit Ctrl + Space while typing in Word and waiting for it to suggest relevant words 😌

Suggest a name for a new Lisp programming language !!

What cheap/good quality node.js hosting provider for nodejs/react/mongodb app do you suggest? (including sale, black friday etc.)

I suggest my company interns to follow WWC (women who code) community. After sometime I saw, some people started following that. I just felt happy for them. 😊

Macbook pro 13" or 15"?

what would you suggest to become better at programming?

!dev

I would like to learn my 3rd language, German. Can someone suggest me some resources that could actually help me to learn it?

Rahul sir is very wise. Its a good thing he's there to suggest such brilliance.

expiryForBooking = [responseDictionary[@"ExpiryForBooking"] integerValue]+5; //Rahul sir Suggestion

I really want my dev team to ask me to go to happy hour so I can suggest meeting at Foo Bar. Though, that may be why no one's asked..

Please suggest some Raspberry Pi 3 projects. Where Can I use it?

Can anyone suggest any good books/online course on machine learning using Python/R?

Please suggest some must watch shows........

Suggest me android apps for devs that you actually use (besides DevRant) and explain why.

Search "recursion" in Google and see it suggest you recursion in recursion!

I want to learn salesforce. What are the best study materials (books, video tutorials, etc.) can you suggest?

How to deduce the time complexity of any algorithm faster?
And is there any software that calculates it and suggest another optimal algorithm instead?

Tis not a rant:
So, I want to get into vim, could you suggest any resources to get me started?

okay, can someone suggest a good series.
IT related, science fiction. something like that. good actors and events.

Suggest a name for a JIRA like project management product.

Can anyone suggest me a good tutorial about maths used for machine learning

What earphones (in ear monitors) would you guys suggest? Looking for one within 50$ or ₹3000.

I work in an open office and the lack of noise isolation is killing me

I'm a beginner cs student I'm learning c language now
Should i make note of all content ?
And plz suggest me good technique to learn that language ...plz !!

Need Help

I need a new laptop mainly for Android Development and I am thinking of buying Macbook Air 2017.

Can you suggest me if it will work fine or should I look for other laptops.

And can you suggest some good laptops to buy in India.

BTW this will be my first Mac.

Hello Fam!

I need to begin with a project ASAP.
Reasons:
I wanna make something. I don't know what but I want to.

My skills: Python, Java, PHP (kick my ass on this), Minimal Frontend, Django, C++

All the skills are on the beginner and intermediate stages.

In college right now
Haven't done a single project
Need serious suggestions on how to begin to make myself a good CV and get satisfaction by making something..

Roast me. But do throw some light.

Thanks thanks thanks a lot ❤️❤️❤️❤️

My phone broke down yesterday
And... I'm not even mad. I think I have now started to inculcate that these physical things are not that necessary to be there to be happy enough

BTW I did get a spare smartphone from my friend so that I'll be in touch with others via whatsapp.

Also, what phones do you suggest for under ₹20k given the fact that as of now I'm not in mood to buy a Chinese phone

I'm currently thinking about Samsung A50 4GB variant

Can somebody suggest some great tech, hacking movies to watch?

I'm sorry did I say something they found offensive, like the truth about their town ? or just sort of suggest it lol

Can anyone suggest a good TS based stack to use with electron? I'm (hopefully) looking to make an open source app

Why did the doctor suggest the python to shift to ironpython?

--Because it couldn't C#

Hey beautiful devs, can anybody tell me which linux distro is good for developers. I kinda decided for Arch but I still wanna know what guys would suggest. Thanks :)

Suggest your perfect playlist while coding

Guys and gals, please suggest some software project ideas for my final year CS degree.

Could you guys suggest some really good blogs based on Technology and Programming that will keep me up to date with those 2 worlds.
Thank You.

I just got into elixir and i want to build something just to practice the language. Suggest me something please cause I don't really know what to do...

How do I master SQL?

Can anyone suggest pathways?

Like, a book, course, practice sites, etc?

I am looking to get a new laptop for development. What do you suggest, and why?

Best resources you guys can suggest for learning how to make UWP & Qt desktop applications?

Can suggest me some good resources to learn to code javascript by myself. Please give a ++

For an web app suggest sub-domains instead of directory structures​. Got escalations, not fired, then I quit my job.

I always ask my teammates to git by saying
"git commit repeat"
I need a more catchy line to using which I can ask them to git.

Can you suggest?

Question to all dev

1.Which programming language is in demand right now ?
2.And can you suggest me any beginner project ?

Can anyone suggest me a good nice linux distro which use apt and looks really nice ?
Thanks in advance 😄

Can someone suggest me a good monitor for programming and​ gaming? I have a really old one right now and need an upgrade.

Can anyone suggest me any site or place from where i can get questions to improve my programming skill
... Like practice questions

!rant

Hey Ranters! Yesterday my 3years old headphones stopped working :(

Please suggest headphone. I want to try something new from my favorite community. Thanks a lot 🙏🏻

One of the client wants simple website with ecommerce gateway. Can someone suggest me whether using WordPress with plugin will be an good idea?

Can anyone suggest me some repo or blog link that has good code structure of node apis.
Something that can be use in big project.

I have been using OSX for 3 years. My MacBook got out of order. I am going to buy a new laptop ( not MacBook). Suggest me which Linux distro to install?

So I just heard that the JS Air podcast is going off air in November 😕

Can anyone suggest some other dev-related podcasts?

Can you please suggest some great freelancing websites for beginners?? Also the pay that a beginner gets? Also your experience as a newbie freelancer?

!rant

Installing VS Code on Ubuntu. Anybody got some plugins/themes they can suggest? I usually use Brackets; Atom for React

Hey do you guys know any good PHP open source project, through which I could learn something.....please don't suggest big projects

Ubuntu is causing problems like lock administrator etc on lan connection. Can anybody suggest what to do or should i change the distro?😑😑😑😑

Suggest me projects for hobby on Ruby on Rails(intermediate level). ☺️
Anybody can join me too. Would just add it into our portfolios. :)

Share your online portfolio/personal website/landing page.
Please suggest some good templates for a portfolio website/landing page.

Angular or React or Native App development? Which one do u suggest?

Ima bit done with the job...
Should I add easter eggs confetti and shit?

Suggest below yo!

Has anyone experience with Frontend Testing and can suggest something good?
Note: JavaScript / Node JS

Hi, Dev rant...
I am new to dev rant can anyone suggest how to get started.

Could anyone suggest a good book to learn C?

What are some good books that you would suggest devs here as a "must read".

I'm taking a beginners course on java. After I'm done I want to do a tiny project.

I want you guys to suggest what I should build as I have no idea where to begin. It's my first language so suggest easy projects please.

[India]

Can you suggest laptops under INR 50K?

I want to learn new programming language.
Can anyone suggest what is interesting and trending lang.

Please can anyone suggest me a good way to learn python from scratch .
Thanks in advance

Can anyone suggest a thesis topic for me? I'm an undergraduate computer science student by the way.

suggest me a research area for complete my IT degree

Can anyone suggest good material for AI

Anyone please suggest some final year project....

Can anyone suggest the best resources to learn Dapp development.

Anyone every used Nim? What do you think about it? Would you suggest it?

Hey!
Suggest some apps that every Linux User must have!
I need essential apps for software development!

Please suggest me any good video tutorial to learn ReactJs.

Can someone suggest me ways to tips to improve competitive coding

SUGGEST ANY CODE RUNNER FOR C LANGUAGE IN PLAY STORE! PLEASE.

Acer Swift 3 Vs Dell Vostro 5881 ?

Any comments or recommendation?
Have any of you have any experience?

I'm a bored PHP developer 😑.
I want to learn functional programming. Which one is good..?

Any suggestions folks..

Hey guys quick question! Can you suggest a good kindle book for python? Also, what do you write it with? Currently using vscode with python extension.

My only Role in Family is to suggest Laptops and Mobile to everyone

Become an BA/PM, suggest AI to work on WordPress ( revenge ) 😎

Can Anybody suggest an idea for my Final Year Project ..

Can anyone here suggest some good freelancing sites. I am thinking of freelancing on weekends.

Suggest me a book to learn Java.. Right from the scratch!

I suggest when searching in Stack Overflow, instead of showing "no matches" result, it should show "Have you check your variable typing and = sign?"

Can you guys suggest me a good IMAP Server for Windows (2016)?

Hey guys ! I need your help for something.

I'm a student in Belgium that will become self-employed as frontend+backend developer (during my free time)
In Belgium and as student I will have no charge.

What would be a good rate per hour ? Some already suggest me 30-40€/h but as I'm free of charge others suggest 25€/h

What do you think ?

!rant

Can anyone suggest a good tutotial for angularjs and also a tool if there is any, that can show its error, im struggling with angular

Can anyone suggest me good practice for scrapping website using js?

Would you like to suggest some good underrated books on programming (any domain) ?

Suggest to add a search bar in the "Collabs" section, that way we can find interesting project easily. Search by tag will be cool.

!Rant
What books would you suggest for someone who wants to learn how to make compilers/interpreters?
Is the dragon book good for a complete beginner ?

In what ways a software projects can be screwed? Please suggest creative ways to fuck up a software project !

I need to monitor the off heap memory of a spark on yarn application (executors, mostly) running in Java. Any tool/method that someone could suggest?

suggest me the best ways to steam off the week?

I'm thinking about installing new distro , can u suggest some good Debian based distributions ??

Please anyone suggest me some GOOD mean stack project for college major ... need help

Can you suggest best pc build configuration recommendations for python apps development in 2022

Suggest some good accessories please... I got an amazon gift card to waste of $100

Need opinion on PIA(Private Internet Access).
Feel free to suggest other VPN provider's too.

Help me DevRant people, can you suggest any style, technique, tips in making your own personal websites?

Our team is splitting into two development teams.

What are some clever/catchy/funny team names you would suggest?

Can anyone suggest me books or website for statistics and probability?
I need it as a prerequisite for ML

Can anyone suggest me a 101 article of libevent and how to use it in PHP. I have no knowledge of C but can understand in PHP or Python context.

Thanks

Anyone using bitstamp? Is it legit? I am thinking about buying some ripple. What site do you guys suggest?

Please suggest me some sites or online events from where i can get goodies by doing coding stuffs.

I am currently going to start data structures and algorithms in python...
suggest me a roadmap according to your experience