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"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.16
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When my colleague asks for help when debugging, I like to start of with setting a few breakpoints.
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Left my first comment after lurking for months and @dfox himself was the first liker. Better way to start the morning? 😅
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Welcome everyone.
Today I signed my first contract!!!
Front end
Part time
I'm 30.
This is still a start13 -
Saying yes to people who want a website for $100.
I've learned my lesson, all brand new websites now start at $1000.9 -
About to delete ~2TB of data.
I need a fresh start. I'm a data hoarder.
About to wipe my drives and start over. I've had this piticular instance since I was 17 (I'm 21)
I'm sticking with windows though, because my games wont run on linux.23 -
10 more days at my current job.
then: 4 weeks off to rest and get my side projects online.
then: start my new job.
life is good sometimes
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1.) Start a small business
2.) Complete my game
3.) Graduate
4.) Get a good University for Masters2 -
Going to start tomorrow as a C++ Software Engineering Intern. This is my first time as a professional programmer.
More.Rants.Coming12 -
!rant
Just wanted to share the start of the photo booth I am building for my wedding since my fiance wanted one.
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My new clothes washer has an app.
Neat!
The app requires location information or it won't start...
Fuck LG.
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Start to work, open laptop, open IDE, open editor, excited for coding, end up with youtube, fuck my life3
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Today I wanted to start learning C.
Windows wanted to update.
We did updates.
I guess this is my wife now.4 -
My 1 year old waddled her way to where I am sitting to my computer and gives me this. I start a new job this Monday and have been really nervous, I always get nervous when I start a new job. Guess who is going to be sitting with me at my office this monday? :)
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1. Start programming to solve a beautiful problem.
2. Setting up my IDE.
3. Creating nem project.
4. Start coding, but dig into first little problem.
5. After 10 hours give up.4 -
I feel terrible today. My life doesn't have any purpose! I think it's time....
To install Kali Linux as my main system and start learning Brainfuck8 -
Taking a class on Android Development. I'm mostly teaching myself here. But it's fun to start diving into the world of designing apps. Here's a picture of my current app. It's not much but it's a good start I think
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Pro tip of the decade found on quora:
How to beat procrastination?
Start by this :" I will start my work in 5...4...3...2...1" and just jump of the place and go to work5 -
Finally made my laptop a dedicated linux machine, time to start working on a theme then to start on OS development until Gamemaker comes to linux! :-P
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Wth Windows !!! How can you start updating when I explicitly specified I am on a metered connection. Fucking exhausted my mobile data.6
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Finally, after almost a month waiting, got my offer letter..
Gonna start a new journey..
Here I come,
Into the Corporate World..4 -
After weeks of frustration attempting to learn Java, I will now start learning Phyton. God save my braincells
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>join freenode server
>start typing my question
>somebody instantly writes "no" before I've typed it out
>
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Mom: My printer won't start. Can you FIX it?
Me: Mom, I am a coder, I don't know jack about hardware.
A week later....
Mom: My printer won't start. Can you FIX it?
Me: This question is marked as duplicate and closed as off-topic. 🤖
Hangs up.7 -
During resignation discussion with delivery manager at my previous organisation, he told me that I should join a start up. (I was planning to do that, and he knew somehow.)
He warned me in weird concerning way that if I join a start up, I will always be in stress. I will have high BP. And sperm count will reduce. I might never be able to produce child. And similar scary stuff.
Weird bald dude scared me for second there.
PS - I did join the start up and my BP is fine and so is my sperm count.6 -
Teaching my girlfriend how to code and she’s got to the indexes start at 0 crisis.
Just to make her feel better, anyone else remember their indexes start at 0 crisis? 😅
So far the convo is “why does count start at 1 and index start at 0?!? Developers can’t fucking count”35 -
I can't wait to start my job so that I can finally start ranting about work-related things like everyone else3
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Why is it always on Fridays that some server decides to start acting up?
I want to start my weekend, damnit! -
My new year's resolutions:
- Learn Python
- Start and finish at least one project
- Learn C
- Understand C++
- Start working on a game3 -
Pathetic dev moments: Any time my macbook fans rev up, I worry that I'm working my baby too hard, so I start closing applications.3
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Damn, Natasha Bedingfield's Unwritten accurately describes the start of my workday coding sessions.
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Got my first offer for a developer position and I start in a month. A lot of hard work has finally paid off and I can't wait to start. Any words of advice or wisdom?15
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I think I should start mentioning my devrant id in my resume.
Just a thought, my points will prove that atleast I have good sense of humor :D2 -
Today I start a 3 years journey towards my PhD thesis. An underrated thing for a software engineer but I need an external motivation for my passion.7
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I Can't wait for the fall to start!! Cuz I'm starting my own web agency! Looking forward to it so much!12
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So my old friend was in introduction to computers about 5 years ago.
My Teacher: Alright, go to the Desktop and start Photoshop.
My Friend: Where is the Desktop?
My Teacher: It's the Start Screen, like when you log on.
Everyone died laughing and he still hasn't lived it down.2 -
wanted to try fedora on my laptop nd instead it removed my Windows from the laptop,
now installing Ubuntu 😪😪😪
such a start to the Sunday8 -
i got my first job as junior python developer.
i'm gonna start tomorrow.
i'm scared to death.
any advice?20 -
$Me: I want to start creating my own android app.
$Me: Let's start by installing android studio
*Goes to download AS*
$AS: That'll be 4gb of your disk space
$Me: well nevermind then
Really? 4gb for a fcking IDE and some build tools?5 -
- graduate
- get a C# certification
- finish all my current projects
- start working
!dev : put some money aside1 -
sys.exit (0)
my reason being... i resigned! and starting a new exciting journey in DevOps for a Start Up1 -
Today we bought my wife her first brand-new computer. And soon she's going to start learning web stack. :D
(Oops, !rant)5 -
Set my alarm 25 minutes earlier to check out this awesome thing called devRant. Before I start my day. 😎2
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Am I the only one who procrastinates only on starting a task? Like, once I start the task, then it's easy to keep going till completion; but I can't freaking get my butt into the chair and start.
Any tips on how to get over starting troubles?7 -
How I solve complex problem during development.
1. I left my machine with all the thinking and start to think of another activity.
2. Start another activity I like specially a physical one like playing a game, jogging or just walking.
3. Then after I am fully involved with this activity I start to think of different scenarios of the problem I was trying to solve.
4. Eventually, different solutions came to my mind and I evaluate them one by one with respect to my problem.
5. I finalize a couple of solutions based on the evaluations.
6. Rush to my machine and start implementation to see if it work.
PS: During all these thinking I will be terrible at the activity I am doing.
Loop again if It didn't workout.3 -
Welp, talk about good timing. Got my stickers today, good start already to the new year. Thanks @dfox and @trogus
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Just flashed a clean marshmallow kdz on my phone, finally running smooth after months of me raging at my phone. Hopefully I will start getting devRant push notifications now!2
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Breakfast && software engineering daily podcast && admiring my new stickers == a good start to the day
Thanks DevRant!
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First day at work, my PC starts updating, reboots and suddenly, the boot partition is corrupt.
Nice way to start in Dev.3 -
Any tips on how to properly document my code? I'm going to start my first internship soon so I need to learn it.11
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I have an interview today, my socks are actually matching today, so im off to a good start I suppose. XP5
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I accidentally deleted my boot loader and now my PC won't start. I tried boot repair but no hope. I don't have a win backup either9
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Ah yes, my Bluetooth speakers playing my favourite song.
The lyrics to which start with - "Battery Low. Please plug the charger in".4 -
Here's a short cliché marriage scenario.
He: I think you’re my compiler. My life wouldn’t start without you.
She:
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My kinda start to an amazing new year! 😍
Just received my Hacktoberfest t-shirt and stickers. Cheers to open source!
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Goal for my dev career future?
Start my own company that hopefully makes enough money to make me financially independent and lets me live the life I want.4 -
Starting a new project:
1.Think of a new/exciting idea
2.Start imagining and planning in my head
3.Start working on my idea
4.Give up mid-way
5. Get depressed
6. Get back at it way behind schedule and still not complete it
7. Go back to step 1 except that's basically how I start something new and not just a project :)4 -
Handsome co-workers in my visual range distract me from my tasks...
I need to get back in shape and start the dating game again... :'( -
how do u guys get motivated to start coding?
I'm pretty much have a lot of time this week (holidays) and i want to spend on my own project.
but i just not strong enough to start..14 -
I find it so weird when I install Linux on my hardware it runs perfectly. But when ever my friends try on their hardware, they somehow start a fire.1
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I want to dedicate my first post to all the people who build this great community.
And I hope start commenting more.2 -
The most tedious part of my day is when WSL crashes. I then have to close my editor, shutdown WSL in cmd, start the editor again, open a terminal and start over. This happens 2-3 times a day.7
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When I don't have the motivation to work on one of my projects, I just wait, play some games, start a few other projects, and eventually, I start working on it again sometime.
Works most of the time.1 -
Mornings before starting office work
During start of lockdown: Wake up early, freshen up, do daily exercise, get sunlight from the window, write an article or work on side project for an hour, then start off to work...
5 months after lockdown: Wake up just 5 minutes before office work, brush my teeth and start off with office work...5 -
My Biggest dev. fear.
Hire a freelancer/partner to share your work load and he might start developing whole project parallaly himself4 -
I start my first mid level dev job tomorrow after securing a job on a 10k pay increase. Feels good man,my junior days are over ^=^2
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Going to start my job next month as a "developer". First ever job straight outta college, things not to do ?12
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I hate it when everything goes well, but when I start doing demo in front on my boss, disasters happen!!!3
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its seems like ill lose my gf if i start my cs study cuz ill not earn money in this period.. wtf!?
is this dev life?
console.log ("fuck you") ;15 -
[serious] I'm a Windows guy. Been so my whole life. devRant community, I'd like to start playing around with Linux. As someone who has never done that before, where should I start? We're talking total noob. Thanks in advance.8
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Start developing one of the two games that I have been designing in my head for the last year or so.1
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Finally going to start publicizing my first real open source project. Nervous and excited at the same time.6
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I have the urge write my own javascript framework for my personal projects.
But I think it's harder than I think 😬
Probably should start with a PHP one. Much simpler.
Already have my own DB Lib is use a lot. Good start.6 -
every time I piss or shit during a meeting I start panicking in the middle that my bt headphones mic is on16
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Still boggles my mind that it took something like coronavirus for people to start covering their mouth when sneezing / coughing, washing hands and let's not even mention public places like shopping malls and stores to start with regular disinfection of their premises.. 🙄🤦♂️8
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Yesterday was my 28th birthday and also my first PR was accepted on a open source project! I really wanted to start contributing, awesome day!
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Music in my headpones, Ubuntu booted, Internet connection, Atom open, Terminal open.
Time to start coding! -
Going to start my first internship tomorrow. My first exposure to real tech world. Hope everything goes well. Wish me luck! 🙏4
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Something wrong with my self. I feel sleepy whenever I want to start to code. And sometimes I question myself and hesitate about my choice.3
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Hello, i want to start using linux. this is my first time. which distro should i start with? is it ok to start with Manjaro instead of Ubuntu?16
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Using Ubuntu from years, never knew this logs file named 'syslog.1' could start filling about 80% of my root space 🤦.6
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Can a sysadmin start Node web design?
I'm a Linux automation admin, and I always look at my friends developing nodes websites with poor UI and UX. I'd love to fix that but have no idea where to start from.
Any idea or git project / advice on where to start from?
Cheers!
~ exit8 -
thought to start my day by working on my android app
ended up in watching tutorials and other stuff without evening opening android studio1 -
Finnaly release a game and get my book to the final stages where I can start converting it to my dream game
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Go out for smoke to think about my task..
While smoking, open dev rant and start posting 😁😁
Fuck the task !!!1 -
-start a startup ground up
-make more connections with people
-doing a meaningful life
-and... Finding love of my life as well -
Wish you devRant family a very happy new year, my new year resolution for the year finally start working on my side project which I have been rolling off for the last 2 years, this is the year I finally start and finish it off.
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It's not really an 'app' or a 'start up' but over the weekend I build my own personal website:
neilmunro.herokuapp.com
I'll link all my other projects into this site.5 -
1. Idea comes to my mind
2. I have no clue how to even start coding it (Im not programmer)
3. See my app working
Best feeling ever!2 -
I was devving in the train and was using my hotspot so I could stackoverflow for a bit
Then I noticed my application had start rebuilding, guess where my MBs went 😅4 -
I some time's feel stupid when my Ubuntu start acting up on prod, purge this and that ,fuck apache can't start system CTL that ps ax grep in the p#$#@* , damn apt install nginx full good, mysql can't start too ,OK apt install mariadb-client else percona && apt postgresql thanks ,god no client noticed ..
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#1 hand in my notice
#2 start my own company
#3 enjoy work
#4 make a metric shit-ton of money (contributes to previous point)2 -
Best way to start a new year? Force deleting all the malware my dad has somehow accumulated in his laptop...
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Start mongo, start my node server, start the app, quick "5mins" look on dev rant started 30mins ago!1
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As someone who has just finished a foundation degree in computer science, I'm really wanting to get 'my foot in the door' with the IT industry to start building my career that I'm so passionate about, but I just don't know where to start. Any recommendations in what level of jobs I should apply for/where to begin?
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Finally. Fuck the exams (eventhough they went quite well). At last I can start work on my scripting language14
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Thanks previous-dev, you don't comment much, but when you do, it really saves my day.
// [START configure_firebase]
[FIRApp configure];
// [END configure_firebase]2 -
My target of this year is to get my coding skill to be able to work in the industry and mybe to start to build my game
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Apparently my boss started his vacation today. I'm trying to finish all open projects so I can start my vacation on Monday
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Who invented WhatsApp in the first place anyway?
Cuz I do not know when is the right time to "off work" since I start working.
People start ranting about my blue ticks if I don't reply after working hours.5 -
@trogus, I need a Hawaiian shirt. My company is going to start serving Hawaii in 2018. A Hawaiian shirt would be cool.1
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!rant
Start my new job tomorrow, biggest one of my professional career by far! Uber excited!!
Wish me luck! 😊👍3 -
Feeling good , finally got the time to start on my side-project that has mentally occupied my mind for a while. Let the code out 😊1
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Update on SSHFS:
I have now moved over to a Samba share that auto-mounts via fstab. It took way too goddamn long....4 -
Every once in a while I start to question my development principles and start to read articles, especially software philosophical, and try to improve my practices, aswell as find several trade-offs between my own best practices.
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fuck, took me a whole hour to debug an issue in my game that causes the start menu to switch right to the game itself, only after an hour i realized that i named the start game method as a default start ( a default method that executes at the very start of the scene). feeling so dumb now.
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Let's get a thread going..
>Age
>Job
>Country
>Favourite language
I'll start off..
>English teacher (might start my CS degree soon)
>Malaysia (Russian by birth)
>JS & Python
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- Learn python
- Learn ML
- Move from client projects and start/finish my own project
- Find time/money to start PhD studies
- Find time to do science paper
- Get new car
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Mysql won't start after windows update. - I don't have to say anything more to display my infinite hate.2
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Start with a TI Basic program on ti 84 plus in schhol. The program was written by my math teacher an calculate within 10 step the square root from an number.
Then i start code my on programs and play a costum os on my ti. Years later start with java in computer science at school. Coding in java editor. -
Hi webdev here, who would like to start developing 2d indie games. My main language is JavaScript. Is there any way I could start developing games without learning a whole new language?9
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My computer froze during Ubuntu update. I had to turn it off, and instalation did not finish, now Ubuntu won't start.. great..4
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I have enough self awareness to realize that I will start hating on 9-5 jobs the moment I start my own company.
I'd be one of those douchebags that go - "Pffftt you have a JOB? okay loser, go suck your boss"2 -
I’m burnt out for the first time in months and this is days before I start my new job, greeeaattt!! :/
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Setting up my HTPC allowed me to learn how to set up a nextcloud server. Time to start saying goodbye to Google!
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Just got the news that I can start house hunting next week. My office will soon have a new home 💪🏼1
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How to bring your zsh start-up time from 7s to 0.2s on macOS:
1. Don't call "brew info", piped to grep, piped to awk
2. Don't dynamically detect the current version of brew-installed packages
3. Don't call java_home
4. Actually don't do anything dynamically. Just symlink shit as they get updated
There you go. Don't be like me. Use the "brew --prefix" command and put its output in your .zshrc, instead of running it every time -
Just got my first full time position (software engineer) after I graduated. I start in a couple days. Any tips for me?5
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- Get my engineering degree
- Finally add custom tasks for my Alcoludo game
- Start getting paid like a normal .NET being -
Happy halloween!
My halloween schedule
1. Start 3 new game projects
2. Study f***ing C for the test in coming Saturday and Sunday
3. Study math for the test in coming Sunday
4. Play werewolf in codrTalk (hopefully)
5. Start my f***ing logo after a disasterous fail.2 -
”Such a quiet day, maybe I’ll start doing that task which requires my full concentration!”
*starts doing the task*
Phone proceeds to start ringing non-stop for the next hour or two.. -
I‘m currently in my first job, so it should be the one with best and also worst start, shouldn’t it?
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- Quit my job
- deploy my platform live!!
- make a dev tool
- move out
- get a cat
- start at least 1 successful business/application
Not in that order3 -
My sister tell her boyfriend she's good at technology, he ask her to start the TV, my sister call me!
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Almost halfway there to reach the milestone of 1024 ++es! My day couldn't start in a better way haha :D2
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Finally got my stickers! Thanks devRant! Ready to start filling my laptop up with things only developers understand!
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Couldn’t get my Mac start once I closed the lid.
Didn’t realise it goes sleep automatically once the power supply disconnected 😂
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I am about to start my first job as a spring developer at a start up. What advice would you give me? It would be nice if I can get some of it from a veteran spring developer. Thanks in advance.5
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I forgot something on my previous rant.
1. Learn some backend language/framework (thinking about j2ee and frameworks)
2. Keep studying for university
3. Start and finish my project -
Next week I start my first SWE job!
The company I interned at extended me the offer to continue after I obtained my BSc 😄 -
I think I’ve gone backwards in terms of my progress from my start up app idea. Ah well. We go again.4
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I was on vacation during spring break and was supposed to start on a contract-to-hire the following Tuesday. Towards the end of the week the recruiter tells me the company got delayed on paperwork because of accounting (no funds). Thankfully, my current job accepted me that week until I could start the new job. Friday of the week I got back they tell me I can start Monday. That evening my current job (startup) comes back with a solid counteroffer and here I am. If they would've taken me in after my vacation I wouldn't be at my current job.
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Me start reporting at Standup about my recent work. My Teamleader start talking the same time, saying he has seen the commits and I don't have to go into details anymore.
Thank you asshole for disrespecting me and my work.3 -
I just got my first ever programing internship I'm really excited to start with flexible hours and good pay3
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My goals for this year are
1. Dont be lazy
2. Be productive, start some programming dude!
3. Get a life. -
i am so excited learning. now i'll start refactoring my plate of spaghetti into object portions. both are new topics to me.
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So, I tried to set uo hibernate on my hdd.
It takes longer to start than to reboot, but atleast I learned a bit more about my bootloader / systemd ...2 -
Successfully upgraded my Arch Linux system without breaking any software.
It's a good start for today.5 -
And so begins the start of Spring, where I emerge from the slide of my study room and behind my computer and books... Sort of...
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!rant
Had my first Open Source Contribution in Code. Start of something new 😁😁
https://phabricator.freedesktop.org/... -
How fast is vscode in Linux? I'm irritated with time it takes to start my complete dev environment in windows.?
nodejs + mongodb + vscode + chrome + studio3t
So you see I've to start 2 electron based apps and chrome. Node js takes its fare time to start the first script.27 -
I tend to be my biggest distraction. Sometimes I will get half way through a project and start to wonder if I should have written it using another language and then scrap the whole thing and start over.1
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My dev goals:
Finish my current project
Write a small App in about a month
Start a project with my friend
Start Game Developement
Also non dev related:
Overcome some of my social fears so I can live and style myself the way I want -
!rant
Two days left until I finally start my first job in IT. Have had an adventurous journey through the mechanical and electronical world throughout my education, but I think, I will finally arrive, when I start this new challenge.1 -
Learning power shell for a "shutdown in X hours"-script and windows batch for scripts to start all my games that might need to auto-update, so I could start the next session faster and one to start all games with daily login rewards.1
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start playing alle the (still sealed) games for my consoles that molder in my shelves or in my steam library
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Decided to start a software engineering blog after several years of procrastinating.
likelikeatemyshield.com
Just published my first post. Feedback is welcome :)7 -
1) learn react native
2) finish my masters
3) use Linux full time
4) start my post-grade degree
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Homelab is starting to get big enough to justify a dns server. Time to start anthropomorphizing my servers.7
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So I start today lovely Monday with a typo SNAPHOT instead of SNAPSHOT that made my artifacts always deployed to release repo
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Study algorithms, redo my personal website, start a few side projects, learn some basic DevOps . . .
And so begins the job search, sigh -
Hey look! I just finished configuring my window manager, better change it to a new one and start configuring it...1
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!rant
Just waiting for my first Meetup, this time on PaaS systems. If I like it, my start to attend to a lot more of these in the future :)1 -
Do any one feel so lazy to start write test especially for a complicated bug fix?
My problem is with starting2 -
My shell was taking a really long time to start and I spent hours disabling every single plugin and trying to start it up without it to find out which one was the culprit.
Turns out it wasn't any of my plugins, it was NVM.
https://github.com/creationix/nvm/... -
The top reason was probably the people I surrounded myself with. I always loved computers and, as a result always joined cool tech-based clubs when I heard about them. The teachers there were also Devs and could do some awesome things with the code they wrote.
Hence me downloading eclipse and everything after... -
I start my internship today as a DevOps engineer intern! I'm super excited! Any tips for the first day on the job?2
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My solution to transfering files over the same network.
Zip required folders
sudo service apache2 start
Finally: http://my-ugly-io/2 -
My family was super chill about it. My dad just does his best to let me know I need to stop talking when I start talking "over his head".
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I am getting this Launch4j error(application unable to start ) in my energia software....can anyone help?1
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Probably play things on the internet, start my only fans.
Probably music things, which is compatible with streaming and only fans too
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