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"I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense"
-A million $ idea guy
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Programmer boyfriend: *explaining his work and code and how things work*
PBF: does that make sense?
Me: of course
Narrator: it did not make sense7 -
"could I get admin privileges to reboot this server?"
Sounds valid enough, right?
OH YEAH SURE, YOU'RE A TINY USER ON A HUGE ASS SHARED SERVER, OF COURSE I'LL GIVE YOU ROOT ACCESS TO REBOOT THE WHOLE FUCKING SERVER.
Worst part, he didn't understand why that would be weird.
Can I buy a little common sense somewhere for this guy?27 -
Pro tip to error messages #1: keep them simple and short
Pro tip to error messages #2: make them make FUCKING SENSE
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Never look at your computer when it's compiling, it can sense you and it becomes more prone to errors.
#CompilerConspiracy4 -
I really hate Apple for popularizing reversed scrolling on touchpads. It doesn't make any fucking sense.16
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From Reddit
Q: Is there a word that describes a fear/phobia of regular expressions?
A: Common Sense3 -
when you have to do this because the code looks correct but you're not sure what the heck is wrong because it doesn't make sense
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I have to update Visual Studio Installer before I can remove Visual Studio
Makes sense
Thank you Microsoft
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I have a friend that is a girl that loves to snapchat everything she does, the problem is that she now works (in apprenticeship) at a huge company and she snapchats her desktop who has a lots of post-it notes and her screen which is showing excel spreadsheets with customers data and stuff...
And she does this on a regular basis btw
Who can be possibly that dumb...5 -
Alrighty then, so you can do this and it'll still work...
Like, I suppose technically speaking it makes sense....
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Programming is like writing a book... except when you miss a single comma on page 126, the whole thing makes no sense.
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Installing MacOS on Virtualbox running on Windows 10 which is running on MBP Bootcamp partition.
Makes sense.
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WARNING: cringe for full-stack developers..
Recruiters at it again - how does any of this make sense?
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Decided to update an old project. Turns out I wasn't stupid 6 years ago and my code still makes sense :)))4
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If anyone knows us inside out it's our Father! ❤️
He can sense the right or wrong even before we do. He has a special kind of sixth sense and why not, he's our DAD of course! 😅
Happy Father's Day to the Superheros
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My favorite language syntactically is C#, it makes sense to me, I'm never confused (mostly). What's yours?26
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Web Developer with no common sense: “I’m going to query the currency calculator API for each of the 1000 records to convert.”.
Web Developer with common sense: “I’m going to query the currency rates API and use the calculation to convert each of the 1000 records.”6 -
... huh... That wasn't expected...
(Although makes a lot of sense when you read the article)
Source: goo.gl/3oQ1aG
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People should understand that the eye retina can't see a difference between 4k and 1080p on 5" phone
Oh now he tells me "My 4k phone looks like my TV!!!!!" as if TVs had high PPI screens >.>
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Having to talk to non technical people and explain them technical things. Painful in every sense of the word. :(1
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I'm getting the sense that the devRant algo somehow thinks I love seeing rubber duck memes every 3 posts...2
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I move that the term snake case be renamed sausage case because it makes way more sense.
this_is_a_sausage
Snakeslookmorelikethis10 -
So yesterday i went to this live theatre drama and i had an extra ticket. I asked this random guy the way to that theatre and apparently he was looking to get ticket for the same show. I offered him my other ticket for free.
We introduce ourself to each other and i came to know he worked as salesman or something. As i talked about my job, I told about me leaving job in hopes of self employment.
*Cue the sales pitch*
He started talking about some scheme kind of thing to have financial freedom. He talks about how we can get products at upto 15% discount and we have to sell them to others.
I was skeptical about it and he talked they have website as if that will pimpress me or something.
I visited the site and i was not surprised at all. It was nothing but an halfassed e-commerce store. I knew it was halfassed and probably setup by the "CEO" himself.
And the products in that site are nothing but stupid cosmetic products!
And to top it off, you have to spend around $200 to join this scheme. This poor guy doesn't realise he is just being a talking puppet to that halfassed e-commerce business BY PAYING THEM!!!
He even said one of his friend in London took leave to join this scheme or whatever... What a stupid friend.
Anyway, i just regret giving away a ticket to some stupid people like him. I'd have been much more happier if i had just thrown the extra ticket in the trash.
People suck!5 -
I started recently working for a big company, and when I say big, I mean really BIG.
Well, my colleagues are from different parts of the world, of course some names are harder to pronounce, so, let's say your name is 'Yagarishmakeshin', well, sometimes is easier(and I used to think friendly) to call you by a shorter name, for this example let's say 'Yag', you know, like Apu form the Simpsons, which is normal I think, people use to call me always by shorter names too and is fine.
Well, yesterday I received a complain from HR saying some people complain about this, it turns out this is offensive or degradating; I was also warned about not calling a girl 'girl', example:
- random girl at my team - So, I created this routine which is very effective and provides good performance
- me - Awesome girl, very cool
Well, Someone complain I call them 'girl' and is not fine.
I cannot tell you how frustrated I feel about this, is like, if you feel uncomfortable with a short name, just say it to me, something like 'Hey I prefer you call me by my full name' or something like that, but nah, you prefer to raise a complain like if I were a fucking predator or something; Also, I cannot retaliate or mention the topic, I need to change and pretend nothing happened.
Fuck you big corporations, and fuck you skinny stupid bitch15 -
When the developers are told to implement the given design without questioning whether a design makes sense at all
...
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Don’t know that I’ve seen this posted here yet. Either way, the Google devs definitely have a sense of humor
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so the bank has decided to charge me for sending me the sms notification for the sms- notification-charges
makes sense 🤨 ?
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I always end my iOS apps with an anonymous inner function. Call me sentimental, but it gives me a sense of closure1
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Do you ever feel like you developed a sixth sense for hunting the source of bugs on your or other people's code?2
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Our boss doesn't have a great sense of humor so doing any prank whatsoever could easily cost my job1
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I threw an error into my code to find where the code was having trouble but instead of raising and error it fixes the problem and runs flawlessly
At this point I can't tell if python loves me or hates me2 -
Okay...
I can understand, that you´ve never used a file versioning system.
But why the everloving fuck would you commit EVERYTHING BUT the files you have added or edited???
Don´t you have some common sense?
The hell is wrong with you?
(My thoughts after seeing the last commit of the new intern...)9 -
For the love of all things sacred, put a damn space between your parentheses and whatever comes before/after them. It is totally not cool to read if(expression){}.
No, seriously, I mean that.11 -
“The theory of quantum electrodynamics describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense.” ~ Richard Feynman
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In VS Code, why may positive feedback be only 257 characters long, where negative feedback can be 270 characters long
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For half a year, I couldn't find a job. Now I can't find any to hire. WTF, that doesn't make sense.3
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i don't understand girls. they just don't make any sense. if only they behave like my IDE.
My IDE :
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You think americans are weird with their imperialistic units [inch, ounce, yard, pound, mile, ...]?
You think canadians are weird with their mixture of imperialistic and metric units [miles, liters, ...]?
Well I think we are all weird with our am/pm nomenclature when we start counting at 12 and end with 11 [12pm, 1pm, 2pm, ..., 11pm, 12-fucking-AM]
good luck making sense of that one!
"please run this command at 12pm sharp" -- is that noon or midnight? Did the chap writing this know which is which?19 -
I can’t be the only one who feels an overwhelming sense of crushing loneliness on Friday evenings.8
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Yes, php, it makes total sense that `array_diff` compares the string representation of the elements.1
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Ken Thompson. Zero ambition but incredible achievements. Bottom up programmer, no bullshit, and a great sense of humor.
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Film a documentary/reality television series chronicling how A. I.'s eventually self destruct trying to make sense of client requirements.
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TIL pointers are slower than normal variables, and it makes a lot of sense, when previously I had thought the opposite.7
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Manager 101: Plan things ahead.
My manager: Hey let's move this complex server today (Friday) all hands on deck, no plan in advanced. Nothing.
Why so much people bullshit they way to managerial positions?10 -
Mentors dont understand the power they have...
My mentors boss (non technical) will ask me to do something that either makes no sense or technically impossible. Without a mentor whos willing to say "that makes no sense to ask" or just "he will need an extra week to do it" can change an internship from a horrible nightmare to a great experience1 -
C'mon CBA, get it together. If today is Friday and something happened on Thursday (AKA yesterday) that's "1 day ago". It is known!
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"What in the name of hell? Why? No.. absolutely not. Jeeeesus. Holy cow!! Haha.. that's funny. No friggin way! Oh that makes sense..wait, that makes no sense. Screw it I give up."
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Android Documentation.
I don't get any of them.
They don't make any sense.
https://github.com/cozyplanes/...3 -
I was teaching a friend of mine how CSS works for her exam and we reach the point where she had to style the tables and she reads:
To avoid having spacing between table cells you can use:
border-collapse: collapse
[...]
border-collapse can also have value "separate"
She fucking freaked out like "WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE SENSE OF IT? SHOULD I HAVE BORDER SEPARATE: SEPARATE? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I WRITE THAT TWICE? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN WORK OUT?"
I just loved how she doesn't know how to make a website but she already hates CSS before even using it on an actual browser2 -
All the crypto bots and hire a hacker adverts make no sense. After all, they still need to either go through the API or make a selenium script. Will still take them 1 to 2 hours at least to build it. For what?
To advertise to a dying platform that has a dwindling community, which is on top of it well-versed in programming and technically affine, so that the probability of profiting of it is tiny...
My conjecture: A devrant member is pulling a long running prank.
I bet it's someone like theRealJase. Or someone like that.7 -
Trying to learn 10 finger system as a gamer, fucking WASD was burned in my mind for a long time already...
Yeah, I never bothered since I'm pretty fast at typing anyways, but I'm hoping I could get a little faster like this, for the long run
Ah yeah also to stop looking at the keyboard
Now I'm curious, what do you guys type like?
If that makes sense12 -
Somehow being able to make perfect sense out of the meaningless and vague requirements pushed down from upper management.
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When you've been without a clue for ages, life just isn't making sense anymore, and then you realise your IDE imported java.awt.List1
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JavaScript type comparisons. They are annoying, some times they don't make sense and they promote bug making.2
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Real talk tho: whose idea was it to make comments end with semicolons? Doesn't make that much sense...6
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Don't translate your shitty software automatically dipshits. I'd rather have no translation than one that doesn't make any sense1
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RIDDLE!!!
Find the right word and make sure it makes sense =D
"(blank) is hard. (blank) is even easier."7 -
Anyone else think it would be easier if the ++ was on the right. Makes me think there should be a left and right handed option for apps.10
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Who the hell named it POJO.
That "Plain Old" doesn't make sense at all. They could have just named it "JO"8 -
Hate it when customers are acting like they know everything about IT and then say things that make absolutely no sense ... 😡
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How does the created time work in Devrant's API?
I get 'created_time': 1563478239
It makes literally no sense13 -
Dreamed about fixing an unsolvable bug in some code that made absolutely zero fucking sense and woke up with a fucking migraine.
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To Mac fan boys... Suck it. In the time I've had 1 BSOD on Windows 10 I've had 7 kernel panic on Mac is x at work. And the MBP is newer.6
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Have you ever thought to send a security code to the email the user put in the sign up form just to say him later "the password must contains at least 8 characters, etc." and ask him to fill the form again from scratch?
Who is so dumb to put the input check in this order? Honeywell.
- The email is correct?
- Ok, send a code and ask to confirm it
- The password meets the requirements?
- No, ask to confirm the email again just for fun.
I'll just ignore the waste of server resources to send N * Number of users emails for no reason.2 -
How isolated do you have to be as a developer to not know why you don't commit compiled files into source control? And then argue about it?2
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Bahaha just found out that Edge is switching to Chromium.
Now Chrome blocking ads suddenly makes more sense.5 -
learn design patterns.
you can instantly understand where goes what and you can make sense of any large projects.2 -
Only been a developer for two years, am still learning and shouldn't complain... but you can't teach common sense. Sigh2
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With enough sensible* devs, you can run an entire profit making business.
*Having product and market sense.4 -
I kind of miss abbie boi doxxing randos, avoiding all responsibility, arguing against all reason and just generally making no sense… that was fun.
Now we only have Kaine’s avatar making absolutely no sense at all. So boring…5 -
I hate fucking SteamVR stuff so much. I don't know why, but Valve has not set up the plugins in a way that makes any sense. I have so many workarounds in the project I'm working on it makes me sick.
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Today was:
Fuck it, this API makes no sense I'm tired of trying to make sense of it...
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OMG this makes more sense, why didn't I do this at first?1 -
Cost of 128 GB SSD for Microsoft Surface Pro 6 = US$ 430
(rest of config same)
Can somebody explain it to me or rather them?
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How the fuck are you supposed to read the Nobody: shit? What does it mean? It doesn't make any fucking sense.19
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I irritated a guy with great sense of humour, with my sense of humour.
Don't try hard, don't be yourself. Don't be nervous.12 -
Co-founder: "It doesn't make sense in the sense that it doesn't make sense with regards to our services."
Me: I'll ask again when your meds have worm off.
My co-founder is evidently on some pretty strong pain killers, when I just asked him about a logo idea for promoting our company (it's a web dev company so it's relevant here).1 -
It's been 3 days since I started my dev job and it's been pretty stressful. I could have posted at least 3, maybe 4 rants each day. Mainly about trivial bullshit that I let get to me.
Lets just say it came to a head today and that's when one of my bosses, who doesn't even really need to know who I am, decided to help me out. No reason why, just being kind.
I get home to find my other half had been making my lunch for me for tomorrow and had made dinner for me as a surprise. Didn't ask her to do it, she just did it out of the kindness of her heart.
It just made me realise that I'm actually surrounded by great people who I value a lot and appreciate more and more each day. -
In a class right now. The rants are more interesting than what the professor is teaching!
How our professors teach:
Step 1: Open up a PDF of the subject book.
Step 2: Read everything line-by-line.
Step 3: "Refer the internet".
Yeah, because I don't have the book to read the shit you're teaching.1 -
Thought after spending more than two days after a VBA non-sense flaw:
People that say that VBA is not that bad simply don’t have that much experience in VBA. -
I fucking hate that in JavaScript we have the naming convention of index.js for entry points, whyyy? no sense, thanks node7
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Someone save me from this fucking stupid corporate web based trainings and let me focus on more important shit like re-factoring my code (ohh joke) and/or writing something more code then going what i just mentioned above.
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So a monad is basically a specialized object for converting to and from a datatype. So FP has specialized objects. Monad marries OO with FP in that sense. In C++ I would do this pattern with a class because it makes sense to encapsulate it there. Or at least a namespace.
Change my mind.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...7 -
Mom: "This makes sense. You were always good with the computers."
Dad: "Can you help get my game working on my computer." -
The worst part being a designer is when your client has zero design sense and you have make them some shiity stuff
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N64 emulation possible on Nintendo hardware? Are you SUUUUUUURE???
According to GBATemp:
Wii:
CPU: Single-core PPC, 729MHz
GPU: 243 MHz single-core
RAM: 88MB
Possible? Yes (always full-speed)
New 3DS:
CPUs: 2, Quad-core ARM11 (804MHz), Single-core ARM9 (134MHz)
GPU: 268MHz single-core
RAM: 256MB
Possible? No
Switch:
CPU: Octa-core (2x Quad-core ARMv8 equivalent), 1.02GHz
GPU: 307.2MHz-768MHz (max. 384MHz when undocked)
RAM: 4GB
Possible? Barely (5FPS or less constant, only half the instruction set possible to implement)
this all makes total fucking sense
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Why on Earth is React.Component.state public? This doesn't make any sense. It has no significance, but it just feels so, so stupid.2
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Everything makes sense when considered in some way. So in some ways, everything makes sense, even the idea that everything makes sense in some ways.1
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most annoying "feature" in C++: the semicolon after a class definition. It just doesn't make any sense!3
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My project manager won't allow me to add webpack as a dependency but is okay with using SASS. Does this make sense?
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I think I'm becoming an expert in alt aramaic.
Maybe hebrew. Or galic.
All languages would make more sense to me - although I don't know them - than TFS errors, C Sharp compiler errors or anything else coming from this vomitting, miserere suffering pile of garbage....
Hate. Is too nice....
Seriously, who invented this and thought it would make sense?3 -
Surma because he’s awesome. Great blog posts, videos, and a great sense of humour.
https://twitter.com/DasSurma1 -
What sentence can have five ‘and’s in a row, like this ‘and and and and and’ and still make perfect sense?3
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Java is the worst shit ever
This works:
int a = 4;
a *= 4.0;
This doesnt:
int a = 4 * 4.0;
:)))))))))))))
Makes sense9 -
To me, Bayesian statistics make perfect sense in theory but no sense in practice simultaneously. 😐1
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I saw an article that stated that Java is the most used programming language... NICE SENSE OF HUMOR...what can I say.6
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Some people just cant write BEM and sass with a little bit of common sense!!! Arrrrrhhhh this shit is just so messed up!!
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Stock market is still crazy these days I feel like a monkey throwing darts....
Nothing makes sense...3
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