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I FUCKING MADE IT GUYS! I JUST PASSED THE HARDEST COURSE AT UNIVERSITY WHICH IS ABOUT DATA STRUCTURES AND ALGORITHMS! I DRAGGED THIS WITH ME A WHOLE YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE NOTIFICATION THAT I MADE IT. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!!!24
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I made a game. By myself. Took me six months. I struggled to complete it. It was not a good game. I was nearly depressed at the end of the project. But I'm proud I was able to finish it and published it. It made me friends in the industry and it got me my first job. So yeah it was my most successfull project. 😊14
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I wish my bachelor's degree would've been made out of soft paper so it wouldn't scratch too much when I wipe my ass with it :(4
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I made a small Mac App some weeks ago and I just made it to 8th place on the Mac App Store in Germany.
This has always been a dream for me 😁10 -
So... I wanted to share something I made this weekend... 😁😁
Made an ls program which includes colors and icons! It is a work in progress and probably contains some bugs here and there, but I really wanted to share with you all.
The happiest thing to me about it is that I made it in pure C and had a blast creating it! It’s my first actual C project and it also made me realize that there is probably no language I can love more than C.
Take look if you are interested and tell me how it is 😊 suggestions and fixes are more than welcome 😁
https://github.com/Electrux/...
Just wanted to share the experience. Have a good day everyone! 😁
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Sleep deprivation may have made this funnier than it actually is, but I can't NOT laugh when I see it
Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (smbc)
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Made a web app at work.
Client reported the site crashed IE10 when it loaded.
I'm not even sad about it XD6 -
Friend: "I made a really cool game!"
Me: "Awesome, what's language did you make it in?"
Friend: "...English"
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!$rant
Made this last night :) it pulls all my profile info from devrant and my last three rants.
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"I made your static HTML pages into a dynamic site! Now just include <%Header%> instead of copy pasting that nav into every page!"
...1 week later...
"You made our website all crazy. None of the pages have headers in the source code but it still shows up by some kind of witchcraft. Put it back."2 -
Do you ever made something as a joke but then spend 6 days on it straight and it isn't a joke anymore?3
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Fucking cache in browser made me think that code is still working untill I opened it in incognito.6
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Obviously the: "I feel like a god" feeling, when something i made works :)
(Even if it doesn't work the way it was supposed to lol)1 -
My life... Back to studying (haven't made it far through the book. Trying not to pretend I know it all)
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I've made up my mind, I'm leaving this toxic environment, the current company and making a switch. FUCK IT8
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Today I made like the dirtiest hack I ever made. I needed to convert people's birthdate into days (starting from 0), and then had to find out the oldest person. It didn't work, because the output was the youngest person... So instead fixing the mistakes in my code, I simply made the value be negative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯2
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Someone here linked the Gordon repository a couple of days ago and I made 3 issues on it.
Dev replied:
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Many people say, that devRant made it to their home screens.
On my phone, devRant made it to the quick actions.
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If you see someone ranting about a colleague who made a semi-major fuckup which was not recognised during dev and stage testing and made it to production where it was discovered three days after deployment just when he went on holiday, well, that colleague was me.3
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Made possible by Synergy! If you don't use it, you should. I'd be curious if people have dropped it for any better alternatives?
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Reciepe for cold coffee:
1. Make Coffee
2. Start Coding
3. Forget you made coffee
4. Drink it cold5 -
I finally did delete my more than 7 years old fb account!
It was really not easy. But I made it! :)5 -
Yo Guys🤓...Check out this game that I made as a part of learning Javascript. A simple combination of a 2d platformer and Flappy Bird.
Made it in like a month...Proud of me...
Tell me if you like it I want to work more on it...😆
http://superjump.azurewebsites.net
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I've just seen a WordPress inside another WordPress.
- Why was it made like this?
- If it works, you should not touch it.
- Ok. :/7 -
For the record, Equifax didn't *lose* everybody's personal data. They just made unintentional backups of it, your Honor.2
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Am so fricking happy right now. Last year I posted a screenshot of one my apps hitting over 10k downloads. Well today i woke up and another one of my apps has over 12k monthly active users too. Feeling like a champion!
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My phone is my most reliable computer. It made it to 2000 hours of uptime before I restarted it to update.
Props to Android.6 -
I'm just C# boy, born and raised in a .Net world ... Today I started some stuff with JavaScript, downloaded the JavaScript standard extension for using in Vs code... It made me do things...it made indent each new line by 2 spaces! Not 4 or a tab but 2! And then what really took the fucking biscuit, it said I couldn't end my statements with semi colons! I need a strong cup of tea and a sit after that shit. How is that at all useful to anyone!? It just made it make less sense!!!!10
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Nailed an interview! But even if you’re so confident you made it.. you still feel uneasy without that offer..
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Today the 'restrict account' feature I made hit production. Restricted an account and got an angry email with broken english.
Funniest shit that happened today. Made me proud.
To top it off we might get free loadtesting lol16 -
So, I thought it was all made up by blue hair weirdos, but it looks like the IT world is sexist after all
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No IntelliJ, just because my API CLASS has an unused method, doesn't mean IT SHOULD BE MADE PRIVATE!2
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when my relatives know I'm studying IT:
"ooh, did you know that this guy made this and become rich, and this guy made this app and is rich now too, so why haven't you made anything yet?"
//its not that simple...3 -
I installed Arch Linux and IM LOVING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Learned so much already, best decision I’ve ever made17 -
I presented a graduation relevant project this week.
We re maked our school website. Our teachers liked it, the most students liked it too.
But at the beginning I made wrong decisions.
The guy who should design it made nothing and at the presentation, he told that you need a pencil and eraser to design a website.
A "friend" of mine should do the HTML/CSS part but instead of finish it, he made a not working search bar in JS and was like "I made this, it doesn't work and we don't need it but give me attention"
I hate working in a group.
Sorry for spelling mistakes, English is not my native language.4 -
The worst mistake I made was using json files as a simple database.
The project was to be delivered the day before it was even ordered, so I had to take shortcuts.
I totally underestimated the popularity of the project, so all that file reading and writing made the server slow and sluggish. It also being submitted on a shared host, made it even worse.
In the end the host shut it down. I don't recall, but I guess I had to add that database support after all, the project being that popular...4 -
It must really suck to be a malware dev... "Oh look, the recent changes i made to my cryptomalware made it work! Sadly project file are encrypted too. Lets start over."1
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I don't.
This image sums it up pretty much (even though it was made for university).
Source: https://onetwentyseven.blog/2017/...
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Today we migrated from TFVC to Git.
Emotional times. This may become the reason for a future rant or it may be the best decision we've ever made (had made for us).15 -
Made me realize the sheer level of incompetence the general population has when it comes to technology
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fucking angular and fucking reinventing the fucking language it was made on and fucking everything up5
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Made a custom RGB macro keypad for development. Combined it with my scripts for controlling my Android dev device
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I took a web scraper that took several hours, made it multithreaded and got it down to about 15 minutes. Pretty satisfying.7
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We had a quiz in our class recently that some students from our class made.
One of the questions was "Who made Google?". Later when correcting the answers she it was fucking Steve Jobs!!!! Wtf!!! How dumb can you possibly.2 -
Apparantly someone made the Mr. in an automatic support email static. BeCAusE ThERe aRE no WOmEn in IT!4
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Received feedback on a task I made for a job interview (I didn't get a technical interview).
The task was easy with nothing special about it that made me think if that's what the job is like, I don't want to work there. It was a simple web page with search functionality. I did the task anyway.
The feedback I got was useless. It said that I made a complex and an over-engineered solution.
What I made, mind you, was a one endpoint API and a single Vue.js component instead of using jQuery to update the results. That's it. OVER-ENGINEERED!
Complete waste of time.5 -
Tired of installing Arch, I've made a script to automatize the installation. I'm going to upload it later. :DDD
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Why is it that whenever I show someone the app I made that they always suggest a bunch of fucking idiotic features. What is bloody wrong with "Wow, cool app you made".10
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New cooler for CPU installed.
Damn it. Was long overdue, old cooler was way undersized after an CPU upgrade.
I knew it would be tricky. But damn... My motherfugging stubbornness.
*sigh*
1mm over RAM heatspreader, took a long time getting blindly the cooler fixed... Screwing blindly isn't fun.
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Finally left windows completely for Linux. Currently running elementary OS and it is the best choice I ever made6
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Had a coworker who made an export program, which should run one time every 24 hours and create and export some files.
He made it with a timer, that ran 24 hours before doing anything. Which meant that when he made changes to the program, he would have to wait f***ing 24 hours to see the new result.4 -
This would've helped a lot in chem class: https://youtu.be/IAJsZWhj6GI
Maybe. Or at least made it less monotone...1 -
Management: ReactNative is great because it is faster!
Me: What else do we get from it?
Management: Facebook made it so it is good!
Me: 😑3 -
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
I just fucking made the temp table dude, that's what you literally do in step 1 .... how could it not....
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Me: "Oh there we g---"
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
Me: "Hey you just worked!"
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MySQL: 'the table does not exist'
GOD DAMN IT
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Me: Uh you're working now?
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
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MySQL 'Records: 1 Duplicates: 0 Warnings: 0'
Guess that API just needed breaking in....3 -
My company outsourced project to another developer. First MR he made was 3500 lines. Looking forward to it.5
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Many people asked me this.
Every programming language is made of another, and because of it is the lowest level language every language is made of it. So what does assembly made of?
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When you buy a vacuum cleaner they give you instructions to how to use it. When processor producer creates a processor they give an instruction to how to use it. Assembly programming language is nothing but an instruction that processor producer gave us.5 -
Managed to keep the IT department happy... made friends there, getting amazing stuffs at request right at my desk2
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Made a new color scheme, and I really love using it for syntax highlighting.
Now I need to fucking port it to every single editor & terminal...5 -
Google advertising to me my own app because i searched for it to see if it's available on Playstore. I made it Google!! 🤷1
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!rant
I got really awesome wireless headphones as a prize at a hackathon.
Was actually feeling down today, then this arrived and made my day!
It made my day and inspired me to do something today(started a personal project!)
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Being 8 hours trying to update the GUI from another a thread without the GUI freezing. Finally made it.4
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Let it snow! let it snow! Let it snow! A christmas tree made only with css. Codepen: https://codepen.io/flavio_amaral/...5
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Heureka! I made it work! I made it work!
After two weeks of trying shit and fixing without any clue what the fucking problem is, I finaly made it work.
Somehow Atom had a problem finding the correct paths on my Windows 10 machine. After I retried it on the Windows Console it perfectly worked.
Some solutions are simple. Some problems are stupid!
All thanks goes to @AlexDeLarge for writting awesome comments and understanding Webpack so damn well. -
Worked till late refactoring code,
Then dreamed I made a huge mistake.
Or was it real? Can't tell !2 -
How do you write your "identity" in your code so that others can see that it's you who made it?
Do you do it with a simple "made by" or do you write more?17 -
This made me lel
I automatically heard Stallman's ramblings regarding what it should be named :P
I call it the Stallman Screech
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Me - "Designs and creates a new staff page for work"
Result - "everyone at work loves it"
Me - "I feel really accomplished"
Co-worker - "I'm gonna use this design, that you made, for my interviews for jobs and say I made it"
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PHP Websites configuration data stored in _hidden/config.inc
Yep, that .inc extension made it world readable.
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Welcome to Whose Sprint Is It Anyway, where the estimates are made up and the story points don’t matter!1
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So I was working on a website for a club in my college. I designed a pretty decent UI and at first everyone accepted it. So I made a working website with my friend, made backend with node and all was set.
After that, the fucking member of club brought in another graphic designer for changes. And they literally made the whole website with heavy images. The designer made heavy neon backgrounds in Adobe Illustrator and didn't even compressed it.
They made the whole fucking website with images and they ran it all on localhost and were happy with the speeds! ಠ_ಠ
They even put an image in fucking Navbar!
And then I left that project, I could not see more destruction.1 -
I'm always afraid to put apostrophe characters when naming things online, even if it is just a photo album.1
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I hate it when people say to you "your website isn't working!" During school.
Yes I know that I'm the one who made it not work.
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Today I decided to turn an RFC5545 RRULE implementation I had made a few months back for a project in Rust into a cargo package, it would have made a fine addition to my portfolio since I was positive some people would find it useful. Turns out someone else had the same idea as me around the same time I did, but already published a package with it and, worst of all, the dude seems to have made it better than I ever could.
Welp, guess I'll just throw my code away, use his package in my project and maybe contribute a bit to it if I find any issues.
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Affinity Designer export to SVG, normally an easy task for a vector programme.
Furthermore it is only a little picture, a clear eight filled with a single colour.
Result: SVG with an unbelievable file size of 98.7 kB. Holy shit!
Looked at it: The export made a huge long high scaled path... oh man...
Little hand made recoding, made four circles. Done. New size: 0.8 kB.
That's better.4 -
Lol
You know you made it when Raspberry Pi says you are “internet famous”
https://blogdot.tv/the-poplawskis-h...1 -
Aye i made a 'game' to test out a library i made and it is moderately fun so i made an app from it. Here if anyone cares to try it.
https://1drv.ms/u/...
(the back button is pretty buggy, just use home button to exit)14 -
Made a mistake in scrapping project, realized it AFTER it spent 3 days running, now I relaunched it (corrected) with 4 times more workers to meet the deadline
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I made an optical character recognition engine once. Seeing it actually work was a really cool experience.
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"Hey, we've made these deprecating changes for the whole company"... "but no migration guide, deal with it"2
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Just discovered my little devrant april fools inspired binary tampermonkey script made it onto the devrant awesome list 😊1
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How do you think about Laravel?
Does it made PHP more simple or just satisfied lazy developers 😀?10 -
!rant
type(rant) = shameless_self_promotion
I made an open source python personal assistant named W.I.L.L!
I made a reddit post about it here: https://reddit.com/r/Python/...
and you can use it for free at http://willbeddow.com
I've been working on it for a few years and it has a few hundred users.
Code: https://github.com/ironman5366/...12 -
!rant; story(well, kinda)
I made it! Hell fucking fuck yeah! I made it, I made it, I made it! I passed all exams! See you in Prague, at ČVUT!(those who happen to study/live there or nearby)
life.setStatus("Winning!");1 -
A google engineer just requested to connect with me on LinkedIn.
Not going lie it made me feel special.1 -
The polio vaccine inventor could've made three billion dollars by patenting it, but instead gave it away for free.3
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So disabling a lot of plugins in android studio made it a tad bearable and suffocates my system lesser.2
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I made this site which is nice. Its a nice project plus I made this for my own. So I decided to book a domain for it.
Turns out every possible name is booked and it started pissing me off. I mean how positive people are for startups.
They made this a real-state business. Saw land acquire it. You never know which one will be next facebook ha!
Then I hit git.com which was parked too. I thought god bless you and your money.2 -
Masters in CS... is it worth it? What noticable differences has it made for those of you that have it? I've been thinking on it a lot recently and I am leaning towards it.4
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Is there any incident, which made you fall in love with programming but as well as made hate at the same time?
Mine was, when I implemented an algorithm without any prior knowledge and it worked somehow for majority test cases(which made me fall in love), but after test case changed the algorithm failed(Which made me hate myself)...2 -
Not a rant, just something that made me laugh way too much. We wanted to test this error logger we made to see if it could report where the error happened, so we wrote a function that just throws an exception. Not sure what to call it, we called it “shitTheBed”.
So it looked like:
service.shitTheBed()
I almost want to leave it there.2 -
When you compare your past with your old code:
The improvements you could have made, if you had known what you know now.
A commit a day would have kept everything up to date.
A comment every now and then would have made choices understandable
Using classes would have made it easier to replace or reuse code.
Now you have to figure out what the code is supposed to do, and rewrite it.1 -
Ran a DecSecOps consultant business for many years. Used it as supplemental income because it never made enough to be a main gig. It was a great tax write off2
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Carpel Tunnel has actually made me a far better programmer.
While I've had to cut down on how much I program, I have instead started writing the first draft of any program on the whiteboard and manually debugging it.
Also got my dream internship because it made me far better at coding interviews!1 -
/**
* Refund Test Assert
* If this block makes it into production
* I made it as a developer
**/
for(var sub : subscriptions)
if(sub.hasEnded()) refundCustomer(sub.Id);1 -
I spent the last 1.5 hours trying to optimize delivery of two 8.0KB JS files. It didn't work, at all tried like everything I could find. At the end I initialized it in angular json and made it load regardless. Made me realize that it is not made for optimization.1
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Worse coding mistake was a typo when I first started. it was on a arcade site I made and as long as you had the users email the typo made it where you didn't need the password to login to an account. luckily it was a free arcade I made to learn from
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!rant
Making the avatar is relatively stressful due to how I wanted it to have the beard I could never attain but the sight of it still made me cringe. Plus, I wanted a pet but points requirements made me sad.2 -
Imagine if all countries made it mandatory for their citizens to have the same haircut as their leader..2
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In the beginning I was a retard, but then found out about React Query, learned it, made some abstractions around Axios and my JWTs, and now I have 200+ IQ.
God bless Tanner Linsley, you mormon crazy bastard, you did it, you made my life easier.8 -
Manager put me working on the crm, it was made using opentabs 1.4 which was made using ofbiz, fuck coding in xml
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I have a couple of small ones, but one that stands out is actually fairly recent.
It was an independent project, more for practice than anything, but it involved fetching daily horoscopes from an RSS feed and showing it to the user upon request. I first just made it as a command line program,using some new modules I hadn't used before, and seeing everything work smoothly and neatly printed out made me super excited.
Not too long ago I even made a proper GUI for it using Tkinter, which also works nicely. :) Nothing so far has beaten that first excitement upon finishing the command line one, though. -
Where are my aspirins
Also who wants to check it out, I've made it wooo
https://hastebin.com/oviherukad.js
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I'm thinking of getting this made. Especially with the clients we got it would save me hell lot of time.
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Asked Siri to "call my wife" but did it in an accent that obviously made it sound like "call _me_ wife".1
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Create content instead of consuming it- read this somewhere and made a random collage of few unrelated screenshots. Posted it in Instagram.😑
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The Phoenix Project made me really excited about DevOps - but I see comments about it being old logic. Why isn't it used everywhere then?2
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For the people investing in crypto: http://imgur.com/a/C32Taqt
A small reminder I made in IT class of course using the best programming language of all times about the best coin of all times. -
I made a telegram bot that gives cov19 statistics for every country around the world.
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Suggest a good framework name for nodejs? I made it for myself thinking to release it. Might be useful to someone.14
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