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Getting married tomorrow!!!
Holy shit!!
I'm kind of scared actually. But in a good way 😄
And here I am, in the middle of the night, trying to figure out why my fucking tests don't run 😄56 -
"Please disable adblock to support us"
*Me pauses adblock feeling sorry*
Fucking video ad starts playing in the middle of the page/article18 -
When you sign up for anything online, put the websites name as your middle name. That way when you receive spam/advert emails, you will know who sold your info.4
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Just my shaved pussy in the middle of the work weekend.
(At this point I really hope I'm attaching the right image)31 -
In the middle of my workout and all I can focus on is this treadmill display's terrible UI... Looks like a zoom button but actually increases the speed.
You know you're a front-end dev when...13 -
Once I forgot to break a loop that was supposed to send 100 email to a colleague in the middle of the night.
She did not get 100 emails, she got alot more11 -
Is it just me, or does this emoticon look like a guy giving some serious middle fingers with Michael Jackson gloves?10
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Q: As a programmer in devRant, which one do you choose? The small one, the middle one or the largest?
A: Fine, I choose the white one...20 -
*taking out phone in the middle of the night*
PHONE: MAY THE LIGHT OF ONE THOUSAND SUNS PIERCE YOUR MORTAL EYES14 -
When I'm right in the middle of a difficult piece of code/algorithm and a colleague gets me a cup of coffee without me asking
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I sleepy, accessing the server in the middle of the night to resolve a problem.
Problem solved.
shutdown now
'ssh connection closed'
shutdown now
Go back to sleep.
Phone ringing.7 -
*starts Unity 2D project*
*puts sprite right in the middle of the camera*
*nothing shows up*
*deletes Unity 2D project*
fml9 -
When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...3
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«But... why man??? Let's call it "person-in-the-middle", so that it is fairer!»
All this fucking politically correctness is killing us.14 -
When you remember code from last night in the middle of your day and you know exactly where you fucked up.3
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Should I ever design a programming language, I'll aim for the golden middle course and let arrays start at 0.5.7
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Am I the only one who occasionally gets up from the bed, in the middle of the night, to write down an idea that could potentially fix a bug next morning?4
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Happy to announce my middle mouse button has started working again!
I know you were all worried... :/3 -
M - "Hey... 👀 where's the boss?"
P - "He's gone to get lunch 🍱"
M - "😮 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEPLOYMENT!"
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃5 -
Windows you absolute bitch. No prompt, nothing. Just started updating in the middle of my unsaved homework.31
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Writing some C in the middle of the night for some random project idea I thought of while eating Pizza is the most fun I've had this year. :)
Feels good.3 -
Daily fortune;
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.1 -
Programming in the middle of the woods and getting smashed by a running buck deer chasing a doe during mating season8
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When you love free dev swags
Thanks Mullvad!
P.S. @dfox @trogus Can you add the webcam stickers in the swag store? (Like the ones in the middle of pic)20 -
In middle of debugging an issue. Phone rings. While picking up mobile accidentally falls on laptop keyboard. Next thing I see is BSOD. Shows SYSTEM_THREAD_ERROR_NOTHANDLED. Are you serious?3
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My form of rubber ducking is starting to post a question on StackOverflow and realizing in the middle of typing the reason for the bug I've struggled with all day.2
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Fuck you power. Fuck you.
You go down at 2pm in the middle of Friday and planning to return only after 6pm. Fine. Fuck yourself.
I'm now drinking beer.3 -
Thanks to the jenkins creator for having the "delete project" button in the middle of "build now" and "configure" button.5
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I just woke up in the middle of the night realizing that I have been dreaming of a for-loop the last few hours!3
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Worst thing about being a dev is being interrupted when your in the middle of a lot of mental juggling... "Where was I?... Dammit"2
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Wtf I'm in the middle of debugging and win10 is rebooting for an update!!! How are they still in business?10
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You know what's worse than hell?
Your non-technical boss thinking he knows coding.
In the middle of night you are going to fix the problem he created, because he messed it in live server.5 -
Getting called to go down 6 flights of stairs to help a lady because she couldn't get chrome out of fullscreen. I was in the middle of replacing a laptop screen.3
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I’m in the middle of interview stages for a new job, how do I tell them I changed my mind and don’t want to continue without burning bridges? Or am I just rude12
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When you're in the middle of a spree and you haven't saved in the past half hour. Then this blue beauty appears. 🙃
We all know who the winner of week 27 is...6 -
I inadvertently stuck my middle finger up at a project manager today when I meant to put my thumb up... whoops.4
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I'm fixing a bug. In a car. In the middle of the fucking forest. My download speed is 13 KiB/s, roughly 75120 times slower than at the office. Fucking hell.8
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Am I the fucking only one here that lives from paycheck to paycheck in the middle of Europe even tho I earn not bad....
I hate money...13 -
Wtf? Who parties in the middle of the week?
My Alcoludo game has been installed on 96 devices yesterday, when normally average daily installations are between 1 to 10. Not that I'm complaining 😅7 -
That moment when your working for hours on an issue and the answer comes to you in the middle of the night whilst your sleeping.5
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Dear fuckface,
Fuck you and your Electron gobbling up RAM like it's free food at a all-you-can-eat buffet. It's not. Please take your Electron and fuck the fuck off from my computer.
Sincerely, with a double middle finger and double middle toes,
PTH6 -
Coding while drunk currently in the middle of the fucking day, hopefully I wont regret this tomorrow? Who am i kidding I'm writing brilliant code i should code drunk more often2
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When you walk away from your Windows 10 box for a meeting and come back in the middle of an unsolicited reboot. Where's my axe?3
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"adding that feature is not hard, the devs are just lazy"... or maybe... just maybe development is more complicated than you make it out to be when you vomit your middle management all over it?
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The last night my boss called me at the middle of the night fo some job related tasks.
I was like: Boss! I am your employee, not your wife !1 -
today a developer delivered his code.
and I found
- all "i" variables missing
- all "(" closings missing
- all "k" characters missing
latter I found out that it was because his middle finger was hurting :XD5 -
wows, crazy to think how i started using devrant in middle school, and now i’m going to be in college this fall6
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Does anyone wake up in the middle of the night in a "eureka" moment. That's what happened last night. Then I overslept.6
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when youre in the middle of a project then you suddenly get the urge to write a neural network that can do nlp to find suitable puns.
😩😩😩6 -
Boss to client on phone: 'We'll get something to you around the middle of the week'
Boss to me (noticing my panicked look): 'Late Thursday or early Friday is the middle of the week if you count the weekend'3 -
!dev
So I've just been evicted, apparently the house I have a room in is being repossessed.
Now living in a tin hut in the middle of a field. Loving life, life loving me.8 -
In the middle of a project, the word "just" is an offensive four letter word.
Can we JUST make this small change?
JUST slip that feature in here.
I'm sure you can think of some more.6 -
So my old friend was in introduction to computers about 5 years ago.
My Teacher: Alright, go to the Desktop and start Photoshop.
My Friend: Where is the Desktop?
My Teacher: It's the Start Screen, like when you log on.
Everyone died laughing and he still hasn't lived it down.2 -
We were going over man in the middle attacks today and I honestly just could not stop thinking about that SpongeBob episode where Squidward keeps intercepting the bubble messages between SpongeBob and Patrick and it was so dumb that I could not stop smiling.3
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3 hours in and I realize, I fucked up. I should have gotten another stand...
Middle monitor is a different model, but I didn't consider that the holes could be on different heights...14 -
Life of a developer. Wake up in the middle of the night on a weekend and have the solution for the problem at work.3
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Discrete mathematics teacher said "13*37" in the middle of an Euclidean algorithm.
Half the class giggled and the other half just sighed.
These students are your future co-workers.2 -
How did y'all survive when devRant was down for maintenance?
I personally played Fifa 17 on my ps4 then quit in the middle of a game when I saw that devrant was back online. :D9 -
Lower/middle Management refusing to look at boards and wanting daily résumé of activity in an email they will never read nor comprehend.15
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How the F do ppl manage to wear suits all day in the middle of summer without sweating all over themselves?8
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Writing a report in a word document for half an hour. Forgot to save in the middle.
You guys know what happened after that :(
2016 and we still have to deal with this freezing shit :(10 -
Left in the middle of the 6th day in a new job, didn't go the next day and never answered any calls, sent resignation email the day after.1
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Yes LinkedIn, the middle of a pandemic is the perfect time to make a career move.
Turn off your marketing campaigns assholes!4 -
That turtle IDE thing we learned in middle school. I tried to make a game with that. Would not recommend.3
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Created a variable in the middle of a rant with JavaScript and named it as an acronym for "mother fucker", it actually worked what I tried to do with it... "mother fucker" is in production now2
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When you're wondering why you lost motivation to work in the middle of the day and it turns out you were just hungry 🙌🏼1
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Dear devs/studios,
Stop showing me ads while in the middle of a game or while I'm actively using the app. At least wait till the process is completed.1 -
So the development team are being sent very angry emails from a customer.
Reason being that we can't send a release to them because we are waiting for the signing of a document our managment has known about for five months...
While mangement just keeps passing around responsibility and just throws poop. I'm seriously starting to question why middle managers are allowed to exist in a company structure.
I'm two days away from personally calling the CEO then someone gets fired. It's me or one of these middle manager clowns.2 -
"UPDATE table SET field = 1"
Neglected to include "WHERE ClientId = XXX"
1800 users loose access to thier software in the middle of the day
Restored in 10 minutes thanks to disaster recovery policy.3 -
Waking up in the middle of the night with sleep paralysis. Thx brain. Fuck off.
Especially fun when hearing strange noices. 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂9 -
I'm starting to hate 2020. Back pain because of muscle strain, ongoing middle ear inflammation, and now a tooth crown has broken off. Fuck this shit.8
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my dad's excavating some land so he can build a house, and he found a HDD buried out in the middle of fucking nowhere (50+ miles from nearest town in the middle of 10-house "village") -- no case, no wrap, just the drive. It works, but when we read it it was zeroed save for a few bad sectors that didn't take. It also makes a horrible cricket-like noise (https://picosong.com/w8qYn but much louder in reality, shitty phone mic) and it worries me.12
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That sad moment when your headphones die in the middle of a big project that is due to go live in a few hours :( :( :(
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It drives me crazy when I'm in the middle of coding and another dev member from my team interrupts my session to tell me something completely unrelated to work 😡3
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Being told the "solution" to a technical problem by a non technical person from a meeting I wasn't even invited to participate in. This middle finger goes out to middle management everywhere.
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Oh good... Now my middle mouse button has stopped working...
I never truly appreciated how much I used it...4 -
My middle school teacher showed me Scratch, I really loved it, then I jumped on AppInventor and SmallBasic.
I'm really glad I attended his courses.
Now I'm in college babyyyy -
Who doesn't want to know the weather in the good ol' Middle of Nowhere?
Wondering whether or not it is a joke by the devs :D1 -
Got a middle software developer position at a great company.... wrote 10 lines of code and spent 90% of the time in calls and meetings.
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When you're in the middle of a story and management starts repoting bugs related to that story.
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Anyone that stands in the middle of an open space building and talks loudly is an absolute cunt.
Nobody wants to hear you bitch about your problems, so kindly shut the fuck up. K thanks2 -
No-contract client stops the project in the middle and wants his complete deposite (25%) back. How to tell this asshole that he has to pay even more??2
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If my stomach start rumbling in the middle of the next zoom meeting, I'm prepared to commit Seppuku on zoom.
Can't take being more embarrassed. 😒
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When you ask the frontend dev for like how to center horizontally and they link you 19 css tips and tricks articles.
I just want my big red "scum gang" button in the middle.5 -
I have a neighbor with a really annoying car alarm.
It went off at 2am.
It’s not the first time it’s gone off in the middle of the night (though sometimes it goes off in the middle of my work meetings; variety really is the spice of life).
I can’t go back to sleep once I’ve woken up (doing so, like, always results in getting a migraine).
I am so tired.10 -
In the middle of coding: "Too into code to document properly. Will document later."
Two weeks later:"What the actual fuck is this code doing?"2 -
If you have an employee engagement survey that reveals that employees are not happy, don't dismiss and mock the employees when presenting the results.
It might very well be that it actually does not improve the situation.3 -
Hey, what really makes me want to download your app is when you redirect me to the download screen of it when I'm in the middle of a task. That's great. Keep doing that.3
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Question to our Tor people.
I operate a middle relay myself and I noticed that Nyx (tor monitoring tool) displays a very different throughput (mb/GB a day) than tor itself.
How does that work?6 -
The moment when you fall down on yoir own in the middle of the street and people laughing at you quietly... (fml)4
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Archlinux.org went down just now for probably not only me. Guess who was in the middle of setting up his system again3
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Today is Independence Day here in Brazil. Holiday n the middle of the week. I swear to not touch a computer today :P3
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"During the middle of a song the game crashes for no apparent reason!!!PLEASE FIX!!!"
Actual bug report on github. Apparently pressing the "Report error" button is to complicated for some people... -
*face palm*
My boss just IM'd me. She asked me the status of a work item. I told her my teammate completed it on 2/27. She wanted to know if it was in production. I said I was unsure, she would have to ask my teammate. So of course, she asked *me* to ask my teammate, and then get back to her.....WHY do I need to ask my coworkers stuff for her? She is the BOSS, last time I checked?2 -
Middle dev manager calls us all to the weekly meeting and she’s like
”Yeah, I haven’t got anything to discuss”
Inspiring!
I got to leave this dysfunctional place!!!9 -
I'm in the middle of migrating data of an OB-Gyne EMR to our system. Doctor is male (whoa? how? awkward?) aaaand the language is spanish T_T
medico, codigo, cefaleas, dolor,
embarazo, and etc... ?2 -
When you're in the middle of a big-ass project and have to stave off the temptation to jump into a "mini project" you've been fantasising about...2
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Fuck windows and fuck policies that read my hdd as unencrypted forcing me to restart in the middle of a massive data transfer operation. That is all.4
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Coworker:Awe..
Fuck me...
Fuck fuck.... I fucked up...This fucking url..
..... Fuck. ... Pages
Me. What's going on buddy
Co worker: pages are down
Me: that sucks bro watchu do
Co worker: nothing too bad
Me: 😕 .. ok..
..... I'm still hearing the "fuuhhhcks" , and groans.
Guess who's delivering the news ... Does dev rants give stress beers. -
the boat was sinking in the middle of the sea,
athlete: I can swim my way out,can you?*
dev: no, but I can write code for "help me!" in 10 languages -
In the middle of 2 critical bug fixes and your boss 'volunteers' you for a meaningless 4 hour training session.....WTF????
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I'm in the middle of installing a dual-boot arch along side win 10 in uefi mode and i'm pretty sure something will fuck up 😬😬2
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When the most dependable guy on your team resigns right in the middle of the biggest project and your boss gives YOU hell about it. What the mother fuck????
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My dog waits until I'm super focused and in the middle of something to let me know she has to pee.2
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Linux, don't care how frustrated you are, stop waking my laptop in the middle of the night and draining it's battery without consent.9
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Somewhere out there, a middle manager looked at SAP's time tracking tool and thought, "This, yes, this is exactly what we need in our organisation"1
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So I can't get 2G where I live, like 1 mile away from a telephone mast yet I'm in the middle of the Wales country side and I have 4G1
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every time I piss or shit during a meeting I start panicking in the middle that my bt headphones mic is on16
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I was told today by a sr. engineer that applying JavaScript's trim() to a string before executing search is wrong.
His reason? Because certain search terms have spaces in the middle;
i.e "Science Fiction"
😯11 -
Wake up in the middle of the night with a crazy idea. Get headphones and start coding. I don't get much sleep.
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!dev
What's the difference between the middle two options? Surely 'a few weeks' is about as long as or longer than a month?10 -
Vertically aligning text with CSS is the bane of my existence.
Say what you will about tables, valign="middle" never let me down, and I could move on to shit that's actually interesting!1 -
Adding guru or ninja to your LinkedIn job title is just peak middle class university graduate. Typically studied marketing.2
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I'm literally laughing my ass off at how Google gave their fat middle finger to Object Oriented programming with Go's Structs, Methods, and Interfaces. F*** you Java and C++! :-P4
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Sprint 1 of being a team leader. I wake up in the middle of the night worried about how to manage these newly arrived juniors.3
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Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like I have a ton of solutions to work problems but don't want to get out of bed because I have work tomorrow...
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shower thought (although not in the shower). Did we as an industry suck so bad at matching skills to companies that we created a whole market for assholes to make money as the middle man (recruiters)?1
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On Fridays I always write notes to my future self when I leave in the middle of something. I always start these notes like this:
Dear Future fyroc,
You are awesome!1 -
Smashed my right fore finger and middle finger in the car the other day. Didn't realize how frustrating it way going to be to type with one hand 😭3
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I know a lot of people disagree with modern art, but fuck me, at least we got away from this ugly shit.7
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How tf one manages his work/life balance . I'm either working without pauses, studying a new framework or wasting my time playing video games. It's no middle .3
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Dev DB just auto shutdown in the middle of a restore.
From an online backup.
With NORECOVERY.
Shit.1 -
We are in middle of sprints where neither tech lead or PM knows what we r trying to achieve. When does as team member I suppose to start panicking???1
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So, I'm on holiday for a week from Friday. Woo! The plan is to head to a cottage in the middle of nowhere with the wife and the dog and chill the fuck out for a while.
Just found out from my boss that, due to some fucking colossal mismanagement, I have to support a huge release for an architecture rebuild project from 10pm til 8am on Sunday night. While I'm on holiday. In the middle of nowhere.
FML2 -
I start coding in the evening - sunny (middle EU)
*8 hours later*
I stop coding - sunny
In my brain: "I lost one day, or I am new Mr Strange and I stopped time"1 -
I'm live debugging on the production machine on an 1x year old system in the middle of the night ....3
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What's worst than waiting in a queue inside a mall in the middle of Christmas last minute shopping spree?
Low connectivity when the only thing I want is reading some devRant post 😱😓1 -
Fucking hate it when I have to stop coding and commit in the middle of some function, always end with some weird commit message10
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Dev: [does some weird code to make test pass]
Me: this won't work. Literally the documentation says what you did won't work once we move towards our end goal architecture.
Dev: [shows middle finger and requests merge and somehow managed to get code merged]
.... One Sprint later nothing works...
Dev: [does some weird code to make test pass]
Me: no. You need to solve underlying problem.
Dev: [shows middle finger and requests merge and somehow managed to get code merged]
.... One Sprint later nothing works...
Me: please stahp
Dev: [shows middle finger and requests merge and somehow managed to get code merged]
Me: WTF man do your fucking job
Scrum Master: stahp lowering our velocity
Me: wut? 😒2 -
Fuck it... Right in the middle of a commit and github goes down, no fucking early Friday for me you bastards......
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Most of the mockery and derisive talk at lunch was directed towards: middle management. - even if they were present at the table.
I too, have struggles with our PO: he was developer but is totally out of our development, what he kinda accepts and lets us do our stuff... BUT from time to time he wants to meddle with our architecture even though he is not even capable of writing more than a sentence into our ticket description, and his only "vision" is the KISS principle. Totally triggers me.
On the other hand I am also part time working as a scrum master and thus get to know the shit show from the other side: sitting between all parties with their particular, contradicting interests - all that shitty "politics" you don't have have to care about if you just code.2 -
NOOOOO
I was in the middle of transferring a file to an external hard drive when it suddenly stopped.
I disconnected the hard drive and reconnected it, nothing.
IT'S DEAD.10 -
When your word is touching the top of the div, then you take out the vertical-align: middle and it goes lower
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It can't get worse. Low battery in cell phone, shitty coverage, train is held at somewhere in the middle, heavy rush , standing all the time without, tight schedule at work and my girlfriend hates me...4
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Waking up in the middle of the night with either a profound solution to a problem, or a profound problem.
http://commitstrip.com/en/2015/... -
Recently gave such an horrible interview that I wanted to leave in the middle just to save me from further embarassment...
Don't know how to recover from this.7 -
Woke up in the middle of the night, got an idea , write an idea into notebook , went back to sleep.5
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Going off the grid tomorrow for the first time in a long while. Will be in the middle of nowhere Maine floating down a lazy river drinking beers with friends. Anyone else off grid?7
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Today is the day when writing even 5 lines of code seems like a huge task.
Mainly because I am feeling really drowsy in the middle of the day🥱 -
20 more minutes until I arrive to my parents home. 4 days of calm country zone, 2 small sheets to be done for 2 projects. All in the middle of nature!
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I thought there is nothing to rant about, but then I wanted to update Linux mint and Android studio
German telecom sucks3 -
There's a 3 Lane street and 2 self driving cars are in the middle Lane but heading for each other.
What do they do so they don't crash?
What if they can't brake?14 -
Back in middle school I wrote the simple Hello World Java program out on a piece of paper in an attempt to figure out what all the syntax and keywords meant. I didn't get bored
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Stop in a middle of a project and come back a few months later. Decide to rewrite everything in latest flavor of JavaScript, then stop in the middle of rewrite. rinse and repeat... This is why I don't have an impressive portfolio yet.
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Joining a project in the middle and everyone starts looking up to you, cause when you manager introduced you to the whole team he said we have an expert with us😏
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Adobe XD is the newest terrible child of the idea that you can design "user experience." What a waste of time. How many more middle-men do we need in this work flow?4
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Anyone else who gets a massive headache in the middle of the day/week due to overwork? Myfcknggod I still yet have to discovery coping mechanism... But any tips?3
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Those moments when ms teams freezes your entire goddamn macbook and you have to force power down and reboot in the middle of a meeting2
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I was in college till April. And joined a job midway through May!
Now I work only on weekdays! And the gap in the middle is the exam week! -
Why do people go on lunch break while we are in the middle of hotfixing on a production site?....13
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Any project which you join in middle not knowing what its all about. Who did what, and now you are suddenly part of it.1
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I was trying to fill out an application on UltiPro yesterday, but it kept throwing an error “Password must be at least 6 characters.” This was puzzling, as my password was 12 characters with upper, lower, number, and symbol.
After half an hour of futzing with the password and getting the same error, I discover that actual issue: I had entered my full middle name instead of middle initial.
THAT’S NOT WHAT THE ERROR SAID!!!!! -
I cannot believe it's the middle of june and i am wearing socks warm shirts and sometimes jacket in my own house because of how fucking cold it is in the middle of fucking europe and in the middle of fucking "summer"13
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I am a bigginer and Idk anything about hacking and coding. I am here to learn something which can give me some idea to learn hacking.6
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I got the news of my promotion in the middle of our Team Building feast, which was also the same week I won the singing contest at my office. Good week, that one.1
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Don't you just fucking hate those colleagues who bash their keyboard only pressing one fucking key FUCKKK
I'm in middle of debugging1 -
I'm in the middle of copying 30GB of files over LAN and I just noticed my network card has coil whine.
This is gonna drive me crazy!!1 -
Is it better to be in the middle? Not being poor but not rich either. I believe that fighting for things in life is more rewarding.3
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dead in the middle of little Italy little did we know we riddled two middlemen who didn’t do diddly2
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Gosh, how I hate meetings at the beginning of the sprint... and at the middle... and in the end! Just fucking give me the requirements!4
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Dragon ball episode 122 Songo kills Piccolo by flying trough him and making big hole in the middle of his chest.
Kids approved.
I liked watching it when I was little kid.
👍3 -
every 3rd day its raining here
who the fuck programmed the weather to rain in the middle of a summer and thought it was a good idea?3 -
Commit message of the day: "Until the [some KPI] can be stored with 15+2 digits in the middle ware, we store its logarithm (to the base of 2) with 3+2 digits."
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When you get told by the company that they don't feel like running your product anymore even though it is profitable and so they are fitting you in the middle of a pandemic.
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Today. Dropped in the middle of a project. Constant blocks. And no one will resolve them while demanding it be done next week.
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Got this new Macbook pro at work. It's awesome for lot of things. But apple deserves more than one MIDDLE finger for leaving no way to do a goddamn MIDDLE click. Sad Linux terminals.5
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Do you ever remember something new and wake up in the middle of the night to edit your code so that you don't forget it by tomorrow morning?
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A reporter is in the middle of interviewing a grey alien from Zorpia:
Reporter: What kind of games do you like to play?
Alien: Civilization and Operation1 -
Motherfucking middle fucking mouse button paste always fucks up the fucking code and it's too fucking late when you realise it.6
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in middle/high school we learned turbo pascal and while others tried to draw a rectangle or circle I drew a church
I never saw the teacher that surprised, but not much recognition since that1 -
i can't wait to finish my final exams on the second of october so i can finally give a big middle finger to Accounting
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Probably one of these:
- electrician (middle or low voltage)
- unfit for employment in germany, which is the worst. -
What do you guys think about a "middle" developer from one project taking a "junior" position in the other project?7
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An engineer's clinging focus on the dualistic right and wrong will prevent them from seeing the middle way, the way of the solution, the way of balance between all trade-offs.2
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In your opinion, it's ok for employer to call / message after work or anytime not within the working hour? (Like call you for some task in the middle of the night , etc ..)7
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Looks like an interesting Intern position around my place.
Too bad I still didn't even graduated middle school. ^^2 -
Life of a middle class PC user in India
*Downloads update of 8 GB takes 5 days*
Next day opens PC to use
*Mandatory update of 3 GB required*
Fuck these updates8 -
The enemy isn't russia, nor china. Nor it is one of those poor middle east countries. The enemy is within us. It needs decapitation.9
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🤔 Question for Middle/Senior developers:
What news do you consume to keep up to date and improve skills?
What topics interest you most?3 -
I spend days trying to be Superman, but my middle name is Alexander, Lex.
I hate the City where I live.4 -
Its a shame that bankrupting everyone with money wouldn't really fix anything since the poor and middle class are garbage now too.14
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Why does it matter if I scroll my mouse with my middle finger?
You keep using your index finger while I stick with my middle finger.4 -
Nothing infuriates me more than how Safari on iOS supports less standards than IE6. How can we live in a world of standards with Apple giving us the middle finger.2
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June 15. Freezing as fuck. 2019 i remember as the worst year because it was cold until may 25th. Thought it couldnt get worse than that. It has happened for the first time ever. Great fucking job 2023. You've outfucked the fuckery and took the 1st fucking place for the worst shithole year. Even covid year was better than this. What is this bullshit. I am tired of freezing to death in the middle of summer. In the middle of JUNE. Fuck off5
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Hello word!
I'm in the middle of a C# reflection study session.
Anybody have exercises ideas to share? (:9 -
-> Not completing database structure and realizing it in the middle of project execution.
-> not using version control
-> no documentation/comments
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We use a bamboo cutting board in the kitchen. Sometimes it's bent a little through the middle and sometimes it's straight. I still don't know if it's a bug or feature.
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In the middle of a dev ops module in my final college year, and it's caused more frustration than all the other modules combined over my 4 year experience tenure...
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Boy alot of middle class and Richy scum have been getting robbed around here.
Looks like these people being callous and hogging up the resources they don't deserve is starting to catch up with them again.