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I FINALLY DID IT!! I landed a job!! I'm going to be a firmware engineer!! Woohoo!! 😁
It only took half a year, but I finally got one, and purely off my own merit. It feels damn good when you get the job with no references or connections, just your own skills.
After a highly successful on-site technical/whiteboard interview, I was 90% confident I'd get it. The fact that my job search is finally over, is such a fucking relief. Good riddance to endless interview prep, applications & rejections.
I start on Monday. Goodbye freedom >.<19 -
When interviewing a dev, ask them what they think about time zones. If their answer is "fuck time zones", hire them immediately.4
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Several years ago.
”Have you heard about that dumb new bitcoin-thing?”
”Ya, lol, what a waste of time and money! 😂”
🙂🔫
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Overheard some family members talking about me during a vacation about 3 years ago...
aunt: why is he that way?
cousin: he spent too much time on the computer while he was younger.
aunt: that's bad.
yeah.. now I make more than both of you and don't give a shit about you anymore, thanks 👍6 -
People complaining "oh I always have trouble figuring out if the clock goes forwards or backwards in October"
Bitch please, I'm dealing with 12 databases, with SQL dates as local timezone timestamps, and an influxDB in UTC. I'm dealing with a backend server configured in CEST and a middleware layer configured in Pacific time, and a hundred functions which try to keep everything straight because no one dares to migrate it all to UTC at this point.
In the whole argument about DST you hear about sleep psychology, electricity bills and farmers.
But what about me, the poor database administrator? What about all these ugly legacy systems, what about all the UX designers trying to fix time input pickers?
I spend 2 months a year in agony having nightmares of rips and folds in the flow of time. DAYLIGHT SAVING DOESN'T FUCKING MAKE SENSE HOW CAN TIME EXIST TWICE?17 -
Oh, it's been awful. A mandated email about washing hands. A slurry of awful jokes every time someone sneezes. Send help.8
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After a long time in .NET and JavaScript, I have returned to Java today. I was quite happy about it for a few minutes!3
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Rants about how big jQuery is (83 KB), misses project deadline trying to write efficient JS to "optimize" load time, eventually ends up saving 2 KBs.
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It has been every loooong time since I have visited our huge local forest with its small mountains. About 10 years actually.
It feels great!
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So this is Reddit with a slick design specifically for complaining about how life as a programmer is annoying some of the time? I'm in.3
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I posted a picture previously about my gear stacking adventures. Here is yet another. Took me a little more time.
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Me being an Intern about 3 Months ago (first time)
"What is that?"
"What? How?"
"*Being clueless sometime*"
"*Google's tons of shit*"
"Im so confused"
For about 9 hours...9 -
Our youngest female proyect member has finally delivered her first son.
Now the time of dank puns about releasing, delivering and downloading has finally come 😁1 -
Telephonic "technical" interview at 5 in the evening
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself
Me : Blah blah...
Interviewer : Thank you for your time
(Call time on phone... 7 minutes)
Absolutely uninterested... no single counter question... Guess she just wanted to go home early... 😑6 -
Finally got some free time cook for myself a lunch...
Don't have worry about the company project anymore.
😋
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Go to check some random programming stream and joined at a time where he's looking confused, about seemingly how "hello world" turned into "ass" hahaha
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Tomorrow is the day I have been waiting for my entire career...
Tomorrow Microsoft stops supporting Internet Explorer! 🥳14 -
So, I set up my computer after moving and settling in.
Turns out all the jostling killed the pump on my water cooler 🙁 It now sounds like an unmaintained soviet train at full speed, and starts burning up. Poor thing.
Guess it’s time to build a new one. Though parts aren’t exactly available right now...
Bleh.24 -
Google Developer Days India was Awesoommeee!!
Had some amazing time learning about their products and their Developer community.
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I feel sadistic when I come on here to rant, because I see what other Devs are ranting about and it makes me feel better about myself for not being in your positions... I feel horrible but great at the same time!5
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I feel pretty good about myself right now. Just spent 40 minutes wasting a scammers time, and Damn it was fun 😂12
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I don't swear while in office.
I don't swear while at home.
It takes me about an hour to get home, during that time tho ...6 -
The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.4
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FINALLY! The European Comission is thinking of getting rid of daylight saving! I am so looking forward to this.12
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I booted up the biggest windows VM azure could have and posted this on facebook saying something like "it's about time i make an upgrade"
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Thought it was about time I posted a picture of my hackintosh. Been around a month now. Pro power at a quarter of Air’s cost.
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About time! Barely had any real estate left! :) Took about a month and a half. Obligatory pic!
Btw (related), thanks everyone who helped me get Debian working on here. I love it.
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Top: Mine, Bottom: My boyfriend's
We thought it's about time to post a pic of our devRant swag and current laptop sticker collection!
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[doesn't do any work for like 3 days]
"I guess it's about time I got something done"
[opens laptop]
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!dev
So I finally registered on this great community to rant about something - now I forgot what to rant about.
Instead have a picture of Ubuntu Mate showing an unrealistic battery time.
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Wanna gently annoy your coworker? Every time they send you an idea about something code related, just respond with:
"git checkout shitty_ideas"3 -
My first times today:
First time a droplet on Digital Ocean.
First time Nginx.
First time trying to separate mail and website servers.
First time using UFW firewall.
First time Ubuntu webserver.
First try all alone configuration of my webserver.
First time installing all the stuff I need on my own, like MySQL, PHP and so on.
First time only SSH access from the beginning.
First time deployment from bitbucket.
Do you have any advise what I should think about. Or what software I will need. Or what I should think about.45 -
So.. we humans are never going to have total peace, are we? Yep, thought so. It’s about time I start accepting this fact.34
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After i read about Arch Linux for the first time here about a few weeks ago, i thought i'd give Antergos a try on my Laptop which i use solely for working. Found out that Matlab is supported, so i don't even need a VM.
First time having a Linux distro. Still feels a bit odd for being a Win only user for a long time, but i love the look and with every hour it gets easier. :)
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I see posts about automating your work flow, but if your aim is to save time by automation consult this handy chart
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As everyone were posting about their interview experiences. Now it's time to understand job requirements properly. 😂
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Managers should get a pay cut every time they schedule a meeting or a phone call with an employee without mentioning what it’s about.1
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How we feeling about the Halloween theme on GitHub?
I wish I had enough time to do some festive themes on my companies apps.
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Any non tech people think you're crazy when you talk about time in decimals?
I said 1.75 years, I nearly got sectioned. Lol1 -
The great thing about coding is, every problem can be solved with logic. And the simplest solution is often the best one.
Often when I don't know what to do, I just keep thinking about what I want to have and break down what I need for that and in the end I always come to a good solution. And it gets easier from time to time. -
That moment when you execute "apt-get update && apt-get upgrade -y" just because you need time to think about how to solve the real problem.2
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who remembers the dial up internet time? When i was little i use to dial a lot to surf the web. How about you?
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Wanted to date this girl Winnie but she kept reminding me of windows every time she texted.
I hate being reminded about exes. -
I just wonder If a app/website HRrant exists where time to time HR's talk about how antisocial, strange creatures they met. 😂5
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The next time a teacher tells me to Google something I ask him about...
.... I'll tell him to Google my noodle.
Thank you.
Keep scrolling.3 -
*About to start an important call with the client*
Neighborhood dogs: "Now is a good time for us to start barking for no reason"3 -
My boss. Always forgets what he assigned me to do and assigns me to do something different just about each time we meet2
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I'm sick of all the people who are complaining about PHP as if it were a shitty language.
Watch your mouth next time you abuse PHP or at least try to do so after reading 'about' section of devRant.
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Didn't got the job after a month and 4 rounds of interviews. They then asked me to fill out a survey about my experience. What do you think about my experience you fucks? It was amazing wastkng my time with you...2
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Worst issue you got blamed for, but wasn't your fault.
Best story about a dev you know who's angrier than you.
Best time backups saved your ass.
Story about a traumatic dev experience.1 -
About week ago I finally upgraded to ios 12 and I really like screen time reporting. It forces me to spend less time using phone.
It lacks features like listening to music or books time, probably because it only measure screen time. Besides that it’s cool.
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It's sprint meeting day! Time to grab some coffee because it's going to be 5 hours of PMs ranting about tickets and progress. Yay!
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There was one time i went to Python dev position. HR company test was first of process and test was all about dotNet and C#, plus VBScript. I sat there until the finish time, did nothing.
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i should be paid for the time i spend thinking about code outside of work. i really dislike doing that, but then my brain just decides to dream about code anyway and i wake up at 2am with ideas and a headache12
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Server admin: "When do I need to make this config change for you?"
Me (in my head): "You mean the one I put a note in the change request ticket about in ALL CAPS and surrounded by asterisks saying 3pm (aside from the scheduled time field that the ticket requires), and the one we then subsequently chatted about where I reiterated the criticality of the timing about and the one I copied you in the email chain about that said the time in big, bold letters the time? THAT config change?!"
Me (IRL): "3pm, please."
(does not inspire confidence, though better to be asked then they just go off and do it whenever the mood strikes I suppose, which HAS happened)3 -
I'm about to take my first real vacation in about a year. One of the things I'm most looking forward to? Time to work on personal projects.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?1 -
Why is it that CS students with no industry experience lament about HTML all the time?
I don't get the weird obsession with talking about how it's "not a programming language"
No one who knows what they're talking about is claiming it is.
Hyper Text *Markup* Language.
Markup is in the name.13 -
I like writing bash, im just really worried about the time when the management eventually decides we need to support windows.2
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Hiding my secret side project that I spend 69% of my free time thinking about and 11% of my free time working on.4
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I really don't like billing time for things I am not really sure how to do and need time to educate myself on. This happens more often than my wallet is comfortable with and I spend more time learning than making money. How do you go about staying in an estimate or fixed budget when something comes up that you don't know anything about?7
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I just received an email about my company releasing an official full time work from home policy. I’m so happy.
It coincidentally arrives at the same time I’m building my first desktop PC, which should be ready on Friday.
#Winning2 -
Note to self:
Fifty shades of gray is not about CSS or any other subject you care about. Delete mental association so as not to react like Pavlov's dog every time you hear/see title mentioned in mass media.
Squirrel!
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```
cursee@potato-2: sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade
[sudo] password for cursed: ********
```
Hello asterisk, it's about time we acquittance. 😆3 -
Unemployment..
Learned tons about physics, chemical bindings, chemistry, and so on..
Even stuff like math behind music.
Having some time off is really valuable..3 -
Ranting too much on Windows updates comes with karma.
(I know, I guess it’s about time to clean its screen)
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God I just love to waste my time with cities skylines. I've been playing the game for about 40 hours in the last week 😂1
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i don't know about you...but each time Devrant takes longer to load i see a weenie with 2 small balls
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What do you guys think about TypeScript? Does it worth time to learn the syntax? Also what is the relation between Angular 2 and TypeScript?4
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I have a strict rule about putting my computer away by 7pm.
I've found that if I get started on something, no matter how stupid it is, I will stay up all night working on something. If I try to quit, I go to bed and can't sleep because I'm still thinking about it.
Setting a time gives my brain time to let go before it's time to go to bed.2 -
I think it's about time I Dual booted my Home PC with Windows 10 and Ubuntu GNOME. Been living the Windows exclusive life for to long.
It's all about having options.10 -
Wasting time thinking about the hypothetical future where I'm famous due to the X thing I developed.1
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Finally after an year I found an inspiration. Time to bring back the fire. Time to start the work.
Will keep on updating about the progress.1 -
Boss: *calls*
Hey I have something very important to talk about, but I don't have time right now. I'll call you once I'm free.1 -
Devs! Heard about this thing called going to sleep without dreaming about ways to fix a bug?
Whenever I force myself to sleep whenever I get stuck on a bug or confused about the implementation of a feature and started dreaming about the approaches I can take. Most of the time I wake up around 2 or 3 am to try out an idea I had and most of the time it works.
Now I fear this is becoming a habit. Is it something I worry about or ignore since my problem is getting solved?8 -
Devs complaining about the automated test system cuz it reports errors all the time are like trapeze artists complaining about the safety net cuz it hurts when you hit the ropes.7
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Every time I want to post here about a problem, my social anxiety tells me what I should try before asking about it.3
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This node.js stuff had better be worth all the preaching I hear about here.
Time to build some web applications! :D
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Checking for a hardcoded password and submitting User and password in a hidden Input each time.
Didn't know about Sessions back then -
People think Machine Learning is all about using Super Complex Prediction Models...
But turns out to devote most time in data gathering and data cleaning(preprocessing).
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Why is DevRant consuming so much power in the background? My Android starts ranting about it every time I leave the app minimized.6
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Decided to switch to Linux full time. I've spent the last week reinstalling the OS about once per day. Upside is that I can install my system with all my preferences in about 30 minutes flat !1
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Every time I appy for an IT job I can't stop to think about the time I accidentally wrote my root password to a discord group chat instead of the terminal window next to it.8
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About to shave my head. This will be second time ever in my life. It's almost like having reincarnation XD4
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When coding, what percentage of your time is spent fluently typing your code vs thinking about what you're coding?8
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Started looking into ai. Now every time I talk to my friend about his job.
He stares at me like I'm about to automate his job away1 -
Our parents keep reminding us about the time change that happens every half a year. To remember that the clocks need to be adjusted. And we, the children, keep reminding them, that most devices are already connected to the internet and use the time servers for reference. Which surprises our parents every time. 🙃18
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Just came across this wonderful video about Apache Kafka for building something real time and event based project.
https://youtube.com/watch/...2 -
Time to lie through my teeth in my end of probation meeting about wanting to keep my job. Wish me luck!
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When I thought that I was the shit for figuring out that ctrl backspace deleted a word at a time. I was about 10.1
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wish can do coding in fix hours :(
Learning react .. just took one cup of tea in morning.. and dang its 8pm :( No idea about the time.. react giving me hard time. maybe am newbie ..
Hope so I learn this Single Page application4 -
Everyone talks about quality, but they don't know what it means/ don't want to invest the time to do things right.2
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Colleagues in IT Student Assistant's desk: [Watching Kimi No Nawa]
Meanwhile me : [Creating 2 small kubnernetes Raspberry Pi Clusters on my free time]
Talk about dedication.1 -
Well I learned about sockets before I learned about REST so take your pick of any early project that got server data by opening a socket and requesting information that way every time a client connected.1
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The time to write an essay about programming in fucking LaTeX for the first time takes too fucking long!14
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I visit these tech meetups and most of the time I have no clue what they are talking about. It's good that they give free food.
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Am thinking about giving a class on "How to waste time". You should attend it. It is not going to be free though. Otherwise, it would be a waste of my time.4
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I hate sleeping, I always think about the possibility of the work I can do in the time I would have saved from not sleeping
Lou
Looks like a waste of time, but can't skip this one!4 -
Definitely the first time I saw real time data from a backend on a webapp. Something so magical about it actually working and me maybe not being a total dumbass.
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every time when i needed to attend user requirement spec meeting with client but i fucking don't know anything about the system
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Just now:
Windows asks me to schedule a time for updates
I schedule a time
Windows asks me again
I deny because I already set it
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Is it weird that I’m looking forward to being full time frustrated with guys/gals about programming. #careerChange!!!
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What's my opinion on JavaScript? Oh, I can't really complain about it...
...because by the time I've finished my sentence the framework has changed. -
Please update your Android Studio or your computer to the newer versions and stop ranting about Gradle build time.
Please!!!2 -
Less screen time.
Stepping away to realize that maybe I'm part of the problem.
Talking to my manager about frustrations if they persist. -
Appraisal time has come. I am fully confident about my boss. He will do what is the best for him and his company.
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Project managers moved all the tickets around and then got mad that we couldn't find them to log our time.
Mass mutiny about logging time in general and expected dev hours per week.
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The "just do it" mentality that comes with tight time constraints.
It's been way, WAY too long since the last time I just sat down and thought about design with patience and well-intentioned dedication. -
Teacher explained how genetic algorithm works by using us as a population. Best way to hear about GA for first time.2
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About every 2 years I try to adopt Linux full time. This might be my time.
Most likely to work seamlessly on Sony or Asus? Ubuntu or Centos?14 -
Mini-rant
Dear HR people, if you don't provide enough info about the positions that you have at hand forget about me wasting time on call-first acknowledgements to later on realize what kind of waste of time it was!
Sure, making business connections is important but without taking into consideration the other side time is all but respectful, in a professional context.
So, balance your shit and make the call worth the time of all the parties.
Fucking thanks.1 -
At my new job, we use WordPress. So obviously there's shitload of stuff to rant about. But because of those shitload WordPress stuff, I don't have the time to rant about it, and after work , don't wanna think about it.1
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I added a "pointless button" into the "about" popup of a Password generator I wrote some time ago.
It did what you expect it to do. -
Built a little web app today, have a look if you care.
Soz about the load time
http://twitter-cleanup.code101.co.uk/...4 -
Company not giving my salary on time and waiting for it to arrive. Worrying about paying rent and stuff is not doing good for my focus.1
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A long time ago: Joking about QuantumComputingAiBlockchainVR ...
Today: Reading articles about QuantumAi ..
What comes next? 🤦 -
Yes ! @Julien00859, first time we met we talked about the fact I should start programming in Python.2
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I've not coded for quite some time but when people ask me to tell a story about my depression I write a code.
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Joel Spolsky wrote a great article about estimating the time it will take for dev work: https://joelonsoftware.com/2007/10/...1
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Went for a interview for a first time after I've found a job as developer last year. It was my first time trying to get a job in gamedev. My dream has come true - they asked me about what games I like and we have talked about mentioned titles for about ten minutes. No idea if I presented myself good enough but experience was really awesome.
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I say it's about time we unleash all of our secret developer weapons and take over the world like everyone has been predicting. Who's with me?6
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Coworkers are starting rumors about me at the office. Probably gonna quit today. Don't have time for that highschool shit.3
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Oh you want that ticket closed from a week ago? Okay how about every time i finish it, you quit reopening it and adding more tasks and features to shit ive already redesigned/gutted/debugged about 20 fucking times.1
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The one thing I'm happy about is the fact that humans have agreed on time itself. 12 months and 12 hours. 60 minutes, and 60 seconds.2
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Next weekly rant will be about what demotivates us most...
Yea so my rant: REWRITING MY FUCKING NN FOR THE FUCKING THIRD TIME8 -
"Hey, just scheduling in some time for a catch-up today, looks like you've just got focus time so I've scheduled it then"
"Wait, why did you decline my invite?!"
Because I actually need time to focus and do my job, and spending an hour talking to your sorry arse about something irrelevant doesn't trump time I need to focus? Bleh. People. -
the first time I opened StackOverflow actually I think.
At least that was the first time I understood how much I still don't know about any topic at any one time.
Since then I think I was humbled enough to just assume I know nothing all the time and just being glad when I get to help someone with their problem -
Two weeks of camping ends tomorrow. Started missing coding after a week but no laptop carried with. Mind spends time thinking about projects to start.
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!rant
I suppose it's about time I get started on doing some react native stuff.
Expo seems like a great place to start.
https://expo.io3 -
Never getting a straight answer about key aspects of the system, I cringe every time I hear "can you make it configurable"1
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Customer calls
Talking about some new feature he haven't totally thought about. so i tell him to think about it.
Talking about a bug, but can't reproduce it.
Talking about another enormous new feature but halt it after hearing the initial estimation.
Total time waster = 1.5 hours for every day.
DON'T LET CUSTOMERS WASTE YOUR DEVELOPMENT TIME.
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Data scientists unite!
I am working on a face recognition solution to identify and tag different faces in real time and currently using chinese whispers algorithm for clustring. The more I think about it the more inadequate it sounds (number of faces encoded increase over time thus the complexity). I've heard about YOLO but cant really decide. Please enlighten me!7 -
I am about to buy a ded. server for the first time in my career for a SaaS project (also first time envolved in a huge project like this) and the first that I am full time dev and full time team leader. I am excited as fuck about this.
Q: Anybody works with Linode ded. servers before? Any alternative host company better than this?10 -
Why do updates always say "About" (Windows, Linux and Android also) about the remaining time? Is it because they are having their yoga lession at the time and we are interrupting them or something? Are we actually waiting for m to take their tea? A simple, "Please wait" would suffice I guess...2
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How about "version control blues" about version control tools being more trouble than help? Because I'm having some wonderful time with subversion for VS20102
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Django was the first then meteor js snap my heart, a few years of love and hate relationship I finally realized phoenix was the one all a long even though I kept thinking about meteor js from time to time <34
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Every time I see posts about api's changing I wonder if none of those companies uses api versions, or simply deprecate functions before removing them...1
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Spent about an hour and a half getting an NPE. Cleaned the project, rebuilt, restarted IntelliJ, danced the ancient code dance... Nothing.
Clicked Run one more time and everything worked. TF was that about? I HATE these types of bugs!!1 -
Half of the courses we had in our college were about electronics. Except Microprocessors and Transistors, it's not relevant.
We even had chemistry and engineering drawing. So we essentially wasted more than half of our time.
Besides languages, weren't taught anything about real world software development.
Nothing about how to work with an existing code base, version control, design patterns, system design, creating a website, debugging, functional programming, scalability, reliability.
The industry should be involved in setting the syllabus and also contributing part time teachers.3 -
Shit... watched too many videos about AI. Now I'm convinced human coding will be obsolete in the near future...
Hello code block, long time no see...1 -
When your about to go on vacation and the day before your PM decides it's the time to ask if a bunch of never before talked about complex features have been implemented in your application... I don't know are there tickets for them or how about documentation? No? Then No.
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It’s always fun to listening to the same aging fool talking about weaponizing “it” their favorite goddamn buzzword for the unpteenth time
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Time for an exam about Cloud computing and deploying Microservices to the cloud using kubernetes, followed by another exam about Usage of scientific C libraries. This feels both so disconnected for being part of the same degree.2
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Blockchain Pun
"I don't have time to talk about the blockchain but we can HASH the details later"
😎1 -
Every time I see the letters "IT" in people's rants, I get confused because I'm thinking about the movie...4
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Two people are about to hit 21000 at the same time. Me and @PonySlaystation.
It is like the conjunction of planets or something.6 -
JFC people, if you can't understand why some people are losing their shit about MS acquiring GitHub, google "Embrace, Extend, Exterminate" and spend some time reading up about ALL the shady shit MS has done past.10
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Does anybody have any good stories about recruiters or are they all these people that spend all day on LinkedIn viewing profiles and ringing developers about short time positions with little or no description?1
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Did you ever thought about rolling back time and:
- buy some cryptocurrencies
- sell your knowledge about vulnerabilities like spectrum/meltdown ...
- predict football championships
- WRITE THE GITHUB TO SELL IT FOR BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
Well, I do. -
I wanted my 20th Rant to be special. And it really is! This is the first time I haven't ranted about anything in particular.
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new manager new problems: every 1:1 I listen for him to talk about his political defeats all the time and he wouldn't make time for me to talk
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Thinking about starting to do some part time (10-20h/week) as a front end / hybrid app dev(3years experience) Spec stack: Vue, Cordova, D3.
You guys have any advices, recommendations, experiences to share about where to start, I welcome it. -
AskdevRant
About the watches in the avatar.
Who has time to look at the time when coding? When I code, I am usually stopped by the arrival of dawn T_T3 -
HIRE A FUCKING QA AND GIVE TIME TO DEVELOPERS TO BUILD. DONT GIVE ME YOUR BULLSHIT ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE BREAKING.3
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So, about the devRant meetup(see previous rants), I didn't really hear anything about tomorrow, so just in case, I'm continuing with my proposal, it seemed more people were up for Sunday then Friday, so post the time you are free at on Sunday, along with your time zone(or UTC/GMT for privacy)30
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What I hate most about studying computing? Getting exams about shit I hate - fucking stats exam tomorrow, wasted my time coding and now I'm afraid Ill fuck up big time1
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Go to read a story about quantifying growth as a developer....article errors out....
Time do do some growing.
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Co-workers who are totally independent and the only time we talk about work was during retrospective session.
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Every single time I get in a lift, I think about how it schedules, however, I don't recall the algos well.1
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Made a working full stack native app..
QA-"what happens if I change my time and try to fool the time based component."
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How do you manage your projects as solo developers, I find myself most of the time procrastinating. If you could share with me some insights about your routines I would be grateful and how you manage time in general?12
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It's about time we speak of enlightenment. Abide by it and all your problems will be solved--except your FUCKING code.2
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!rant
In #FaroDevDay earing for the first time about typo 3. Does anyone here that know about it? Typo 3 vs WordPress?1 -
About to accept another job, having some guilt towards leaving my coworkers during a stressful time. Anyone else felt something similar?1
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Can't really complain about hackathons, they've been great to me. Worked with new technology every time, so I've always taken massive positives every time.
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Hi,
I'll be away for one week in a place without any Internet access.
Do you have any suggestions on books / docs I could download for that time?
I'd love to learn some more about web coding in that time so books about that would be great.4 -
Told my friends about this awesome app. It used to be my safe place earlier, but oh well... Kinda happy and sad about it at the same time. Hope they don't recognize my handle 😅1
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Hey Nodevember! Did you hear about the time a C++ conference decided to uninvite Dietz? Me neither. I have heard about the time a Javascript conference uninvited Doug Crockford though.
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When a job applicant on an assigment is asking me questions about the assigment i don’t have much hope for him/her... Maybe better next time
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Any of you started thinking about second income? I started learning business on my free time, like forex, government bonds and investment.
What you are ways for second income? Lately, I started thinking about being financially independent5 -
About to tell the boss I can spend more time tracking my time and moving tasks around in the latest of the project management softwares I’ve had to use here, or I can do the actual work. Not both.
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You guys had to ever deal with so called bench time 😵😵 so annoying after certain time period. Employers keeps complaining about bench ageing yet have no projects to offer. And best excuse for rejecting profiles within company for mismatch skills.5
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I was reading about Lumnify's project analysis (https://lumnify.com/project-analysi...) and now I'm curious about my own probably horrendous code quality and how to improve.
Time to learn about code quality and tools I can throw my work at and get analyses back to help me not suck1 -
Before I was thinking to be wasting my time with tasks no so useful for my life. Then I read about Malbolge programming language
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Just finished an Assembly homework... For the first (and hope the last) time in my life I complained about arrays starting from 0.2
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the time capture software of my enployer lokks like a 10y old got the task to programm a website without thinking about comfort or usability -_-
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First time pithing about startup concept in startup bootcamp, 2 fucking dead air (fuck....)
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About time managers start considering front end developers nicely.
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Amazon just launched DocumentDB, a clone of MongoDB.
I personally waited for this for a long time. How about you?4 -
See GitHub gets it
There’s something fucked about time right now
Also send me your wives unless they’re land whales or even sea cows
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Tried Lua for the first time in a while. Really didn't like how it handled chars/strings, that's about it.3
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Has anyone heard about University of Essex and their part-time online programs - PGCert, PGDip and Masters degrees for Computer Science?7
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How can i reduce time on screen, while still working on code or learning something about it ? Any tips are welcomed.8
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That meeting about the integration of a new service in your app and you know more about the service to be integrated than the guy representing the service to be integrated and none of your questions about the integration issues were answered... One of the worst time wasting meeting.
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When a manager / "architect" starts saying complete nonsense about how some technology works, because he read a bit about it on the internet, but you prefer to just let him talk than proving him wrong. Not worth my time...1
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How do you guys feel about daily stand-up ?? Is it wasting time or like the method sent from the god of project management.2
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Has anyone of you ever dreamed of solving programming problems? I wake up still thinking about a problem that is totally unrelated to everything I do. Most of the time I even spent extra time still pondering about it even tough I'm very much awake. Maybe I need to stop staying at the office for 10 hours.2
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Im about to create an ER Model for a Software-Tool im working on in my free time. I haven't done that in a long time, is MySQL Workbench still the right way to go? :)1
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!rant
Got a gig as a consultant (started Monday). Got my first engagement starting next Thursday. First time I've been excited about my work in a long time. Hope it stays that way!! -
Think about how much time you spent in your live by just clicking away the Winrar license popup. Was it worth it?
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Great, when that happens i can waste more time on devrant, writing shit about JS, PHP and the A.I who steal my job ☺
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Augustiner, Tegernseer, Coffee, and at one time, White Widow.
And we don't talk about the time with the white widow.
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