Big congrats to @AlexDeLarge for being the first devRant member to hit 50,000 ++!

A pretty awesome accomplishment highlighting great contributions and content.

It just hit me that 'devRant' is in camel case.

I approve.

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

Yo Devs hit me up ;)

Rant that involved my manger hit a decent amount of ++.
Just seen him downloading devRant.

Hit + if you are on my side

My heart weeps every time I hit cancel..

My car hit 37 miles today

It took me a good 20 minutes to realize why my Python code wasn't working. Then it hit me.

OH CRAP.

THE LIVE GITHUB LAZINESS COUNT HAS HIT 40 MILLION!!!

Hit Save shortcut keys another 4 times just to be sure..

damn, I thought I hit a gold mine

Someone hit this guy (－‸ლ)

Math.floor("bodies"); //Let the bodies hit the floor

When you don’t hit all the job description check boxes

working on front end is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Does anyone else save their work almost after every change that when you switch to a web browser you hit Ctrl + S to save? XP

I hit 20k last night! 😄

Just hit 500, exactly at my birthday!

DevRant is the most amazing community I've used to belong to. You guys are awesome!

the difference between ctrl+c and ctrl+v, is I only hit ctrl+v 1 time.

When you hit 125 rep

Fuck me, big fucking security flaw with a UK internet service provider, my head has gone through my desk and hit the floor it’s that bad.

Client wants a hit counter in their site.....is this 1998?

Just hit 1000++

..all I want is 175..

I just hit the scales this morning. I need to lose 10 kg ASAP.

My brain loves programming but my body hates it.

Cat5 Irma; speeds up to 175 Mbp/s. Expected to hit Florida with cable lengths of up to 500 miles

I hit a milestone in my PhD journey today. I wrote my advisor an "I'm so done with this shit" e-mail for the first time!

Based loosely on the popular "git" command, I am happy to announce my new product, "hit"!

Essentially, hit hooks into "git blame" and automatically slaps the shit out of whoever wrote this garbage.

It uses SOHTTP (Slap Over HTTP) to deliver a nice firm wallop to any subpar script kiddie that had the audacity to come up with this bullshit.

Careful, the user is not immune to the effects

Other Dev left just as we hit beta and refactored all his code without documentation... Not even fucking comments...

You are deep into your code... Thinking, debugging...

Then you stretch a bit and hit your leg on the power button....!!!!😑😣

tfw I hit 10 +1s and can create my avatar

Hit the hardware when it's the software's fault✔️

When you hit rock bottom :/

I'm on Ubuntu running Firefox and this happens in a hit counter site

Use git or get hit

Buddy just hit me up on Snapchat after one of his code reviews

Ahhh shit I hit 200 rants without even realizing it.

Well here's to like 14 months of awesome times and destressing.

Cheers you beautiful bastards

It just hit me why they called their software "nero"... cause he burned Rom(e).... Am I dumb or something? I'm using it for 5 years now

That moment, when you're on a hurry and hit "update now" by mistake. Been 45 minutes staring at the screen

If they record this job interview as a TV show, it could be the next big hit in Dubai, called “Dubai got talents” 🤔

Night before flying internationally includes the following checklist:

- check VPN works, can access frontend sites and hit the backend
- git push

It just hit me that "Wingardium Leviosa" is the "Hello world" of the wizarding world.

Has anyone ever hit ok to some dialogue box and then wonder what it said?

Hit the ++ and help me build my Avatar.

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer

!rant

New mobile coffee van appears at our office today. When he realises we're developers he knows he has hit the jackpot. 😀

that moment when search Ubuntu and click on the First Google Hit

hahaha, Reality hit hard sometimes
.
From [nixCraft]

Me every time I have to adjust the css:

*center that div*
*hit refresh*
Fuck, now that button is over there.
*adjust the padding and kajigger with the margin a little*
*hit refresh*
Ah, I'm an idiot. I forgot to set the display to inline-block.
*adjust the display*
*hit refresh*
WHY THE FUCK IS THE BACKGROUND RED NOW??!?!?!?

Overnight crash. The realization of why servers keep logs just hit me like a wall.

When someone doesn't check what printer they are printing to

"Hit it till it works"

Hit like if you think devRant should add a chatting feature

the moment when i write a long comment ob facebook, and i hit ctrl+s

Ayy. Finally hit the 1000++ point. Now I can get the shirt that I literally have 5 of irl for my avatar

Me: "Today was a good days of work."
*stretches*
Hit the power button.
Pc shuts down.

Rip

* Sets up some software
"Alright, and now to start the database"
* types "sudo systemctl start po-"
* hits tab -> poweroff.target
* Enter
...fuck me

little did I know, the database was already started...

No one is safe when I hit a wall... Not even my best friends.

When a website enforces "overflow: hidden" on all content elements, so you hit them with the good ol'

for(let e of document.querySelectorAll("*")) {
e.style.overflow = "scroll";
}

Just hit 2^10 +1's. Thank you guys

Visual Studio making me want to hit my pc

I was sending an email ranting about how bad work was and then I hit reply all FML

A friend typed "rm -rf /" in the terminal on my phone and I hit enter because --preserve-root is default.

I was wrong.

Just hit +100
Looking fresh with the rubber duck.

WHO AT MICROSOFT THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE CORTANA AS VOICE ASSISTANT WHILE SETTING UP WINDOWS 10

In that mood where I'm excited to code until my hands hit the keyboard then I just go off to YouTube or smthn

“Stop trying to name it and name it”

Kevlin Henney adapting Morpheus’ iconic “stop trying to hit me and hit me” with regard to choosing names for classes/functions/vars. Too often we pussyfoot around with computer sciency sounding words instead of just calling it exactly what it is.

1. attach a debugger
2. create a set of breakpoints
3. perform an action in the UI
4. breakpoint is hit. F9 to jump to another breakpoint
5.
...
.......
...........
................
....................
nothing............
even more of nothing.....
......................................................
6. Kill the app. Restart. Repeat. Nothing again. Repeat it all ~5 times. Give up.
7. Go get some tea.
8. Come back with a cup of hot tea
9. the _next_ breakpoint is now hit (º . º)
10. F9 - yet another breakpoint is hit.

11. contemplate your own mental state, considering the #6

Opening visual studio prompts me visual studio is not responding hit debug opens up visual studio then not responding again.

Endless loop!

* Hit send on email *
* Realize you wrote Retards instead of Regards *
* Shutdown the laptop *
* Book a ticket *
* Move to another country *
* Start a new life *

Hurricane's fixing to hit.

What does that mean?

Downloading porn and movies for the power outage that's imminent. Priorities are aligned lol

Rant against useless metrics:

No, your bootup time is not from when you hit the power button, until the moment the login screen shows up.

It's from when you hit the power button, until the moment when you can actually use your computer, e.g. the web browser or IDE is running and responding to input.

select the whole line and hit delete or backspace on your keyboard? nah

ctrl + x

👋 Hi there, I am new in here. Please don't hit me if I post something odd.

Node.js 8.9.0 being the first official Node.js 8 release to hit LTS status.
😍😍😍😍😍

I got mad and hit my laptop, which upon contact instantly rebooted. *nervous laughter*

Why does visual studio take so long to uninstall? Is it because they want to give me time to hit that cancel button?

TFW you see someone hit "Apply" and then "Ok"... 😒

1) Open IE or Edge
2) Search "download chrome"
3) Click on top hit
4) Download and run installer
5) Enjoy adware

The moment you hit ctrl+space, nothing happens and you realize you're in Word o_O

THIS FUCKING DEBUGGER IS IGNORING MY FUCKING BREAKPOINTS

GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

AND RSPEC: FUCK YOUR LIMITED METHOD HIT-COUNTING BULLSHIT! ONE HIT-COUNT PER METHOD FOR THE ENTIRE SPEC IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

FJA;KLGAKLGJFKSDHG

That moment when u hit the power button on the monitor then remember that it is an all-in-one.

Hit over 300 downloads on NPM! Not much, but it feels good and makes working on open source projects all the more worth it.

When you hit the tab and dab.

It finally happened. I hit an issue and googled it. No related stack overflow articles. Even on page two. I must be doing something right in life

Life is full of difficult choices..

These exploding samsungs really hit their "target" market.

How to test your cpu cooling system:

Open Firefox
Set option CloseOnLastTab to false
Hit CTRL W and don't let it up

Watch cpu burn.

My app hit 30 users and aw man, every one we had to fight for. Feelsgoodtho

Some helicopter just hit the powerlines, no power, internet, mobile @home....

...my ego is bruised. Someone just hit me with the ole “RTFM!!”

😵🤣🤣

*Rant*

Dear current manager,

You wouldn't know real talent if it hit you in the face.

Sincerely,
Your employee who's leaving for a FANG

XCode, I can hear you! Your 7.81 GB update hit the fan. Sounds like my iMac getting ready to fly.

!dev
So my friend hit me with his car keys this Friday. Coming together nicely...

I absolutely love baking cakes and i absolutely hate eating cakes. Now hiring a professional cake-eater, hit me up.

Sooooo

The bus just hit a car. Jesus I feel bad for the person who sat in the passenger seat D:

It just hit me that when we reach self aware AI we will have to start using “requests” as opposed to “commands”

Might have hit some random edge case of apt

Fuck NYC....just got hit with a fucking parking ticket for double parking. $115. *sigh* *pets cat in sadness*

Waiting for my rant to reach175 so that I hit that send button on Gmail for the stress ball.

I need a big steel bat to hit sales men with when they come to my desk asking for updates

Hit 1000 while on the crapper. I wouldn't have it any other way.

I really miss the "good old" days when a good F5 hit resolves everything, now i've to wait to "compile" 1M+ npm_modules :(

Finally hit 1k, thanks guys.

You know the shit has really hit the fan, when the IT Admin in the company doesn't know what execution policy in PowerShell, means

AT&T: "there is an excessive use cap on your unlimited mobile data plan but you'll never hit it"

Me: BEGIN TRANSMISSION

I wonder what lies ahead for @AlexDeLarge and @linuxxx when they hit the 100,000++ 🤔

So, my car's odometer finally rolled over to 100,000 here a couple weeks ago. Been having fun watching it hit various binary values again (100001, 100010, etc.).

Stop coding, play some fucking videogames or go hit the gym.

Damn

This might seem insignificant, but I just hit 2000 ++'s!
Thanks everyone!
I think it shows how the community here appreciates each other, it's great 👍

Trying to solve complex problems requiring a focussed mind is hard when it's hotter in the office than outside. And outside it hit 30℃ today.

Got an assignment in school to make an easy project in c for embedded real time processors with a free complexity level (it was really early in the course and many had never been programming before).

Since I've been working a few years in development I decided to create an own transmitter and receiver for an own protocol between processors (we had just spent a week to understand how to use existing protocols, but I made my own).

The protocol used only 1 line to communicate with half-duplex and we're self adjusting the syncing frequency during the transmission. I managed to transmit data up to 1 kbps after tweaking it a bit (the only holdback was the processors clock frequency).

Then I got the feedback from our teacher, which basically said:
"Your protocol looks like any other protocol out there. Have you considered using an UART?"

Like yeah, I see the car you built there looks like any other car out there, have you considered using a Volvo instead?

Gotta love it when you've just hit your pace with a project and then the requirements change...

Three times in a row...

Tekashi 69 was about to snitch on me for hacking and leaking data from the NSA and then I hit em with the...

return;

bought one of most trending things domain name.

daily 1m+ hit every day for that keyword.

little confuse
what is next ?

Started learning C just for fun.
Any words of wisdom, recommendations or threats?

Up
Up
Up
Enter

Fuck!
Accidentally hit 'git reset --hard'

UK hospitals hit hard by ransomware today. Anyone else?

Google search results always return 2.7 version of documentation. Load it, hit the drop down, select 3.6...

How to reverse engineer without knowing how to reverse engineer:
1.Open IDA pro
2. Hit shift+f12 for the strings view
3. Choose an interesting string
4. Hit x and go over the xrefs
5. You are now earning at least $140K a year.
Bonus: say that you can code html

Hurricanes that start with the letter F can go fuck themselves.

Fran - 1996
Floyd - 1999
Florence - 2018

All 3 hit (well Florence hasn't hit yet, but it's fixing to) NC and did significant damage.

I wanted a few days off from classes, but not like this man. Fucking hell I hope it doesn't take the power out for too long or destroy anything important (like people).

When you get hit by all the Mathematics in this world😵

Ever get assigned a defect like this?

First click any radio button and hit the Next button. Then on the next screen click some buttons and hit back button. Then hit next, change a radio selection, hit back, then next, then back, then next and eventually page will bomb out.

Wtf am I supposed to do with this?!

This just happened when I randomly hit Inspect Element on a 250-item list. Must be a sign

Almost. There.

Should hit 2,000 by the time I finish wrap up my next two projects!

Slack hit hard with their dark theme. I mean i much prefer dark theme.

But that is daaarrrkkk.

When the code runs perfectly on the very first hit.

Management has bequeathed that it shall hit prod tomorrow, the developers cry 'but it's not ready`. Hush little dev for tomorrow we hit another payment milestone

If I had a penny for every time I hit Ctrl + C and then Ctrl + C accidentally again...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking Friday bug.
Fuck.
Shitty bug just hit fan.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!??!!??!?!!!!!!!!

woke up to "Hey here make me a working mouse from these." and then 2 mice hit me in the chest.

How's your day going?

Why I hate my job some days, the whole app crashes if you expand the details, then hit edit but is fine if you hit edit then expand the details. You gotta be kidding me.

Yay I just got hit by the spam ban hammer, either that or these spammers are upvoting posts now 🤨

Being addict to IDE is when you hit ctrl + space while searching on google hoping to get suggestion ..

Front-end Development: Hit and trial until it feels OK.

getting hit with another great idea

When you hit the volume up button but it's already at it's loudest...

"You got hit by a directory server."

or

"You got slapd"

When you hit "Run" and realize you wanna make one more change but Gradle ain't in the mood to stop...

Client: we need a new design for a shirt right now.
Designer: (Randomly hit some buttons). Done!

//Doing $hit to get stickers
Rant r = new Rant();
if(r.isSeen()){
if(r.PLUS < 30){
r.plus();
} else{
r.ignore();
}
}

Every night before bed. Hit enter and turn off the monitors.

Monday morning we found out our main event queue hadn't processed since late Wednesday afternoon. Shit was hitting the fan and we were stumped. What had changed?!?. Why wasn't the queue processor running?!?

Turns out a server restart had killed the job (no worries there, surely?!) but turns out the job checked for a system flag on disk to stop it running multiple instance or in this case as the flag was still present any instance at all. Got to love the little things that really screw you over.

Demo Driven Development

Now let's hit some deadlines, add the tests later, and the technical debt will probably just be somebody else's problem.

"When you hit 10 joins, you should contemplate your life choices. By the time you hit 15 joins, you've just entered the realm of no return." - Me when I find out that a query I've got a ticket for(because it's taking too long) has 18 joins to tables with no indexing at all.

Manger gives kudos to an engineering team for working weekends to hit a deadline he set three months ago... Isn't this just celebrating shit process?

Always always hit save!

A simple bot on Telegram
Just hit and trial

Wanted same for Facebook, some error while accessing token tho. :(

BAAAAAALLLLLSSSSS

just accidentally hit reset HEAD~ --hard and now I have to start over

FUCK

Some times i do things and for a split second my brain goes "why dont u hit ctrl z that'll fix it"

When you are debugging and waiting to hit that break point..

Code don't lie! devRant bball a big hit today in NYC Hoops!

Worked for 12 full intense hours and now that I'm done I dont know if I should eat, sleep or hit the gym...

HIT THAT MOTHER!)#%Y!)!!! BREAKPOINT!!
...
...
...
...
God damn it, it's in Release configuration again.

It's a shame devRant has a character limit because a rant I have will hit the character limit 😂

Found this song today by meme posted by @sam9669. This song's fire though + comments are true bliss. :D

JobRequirement : Fresher with 3 years of work ex

# Irony Fresher with work exp

hit "++" if you can realte :(

Devrant comic hit the frontpage of reddit!

(ah so meta)

So smart notebooks have already hit the markets...
Never knew Microsoft would sell such cheap smart notebooks
More pics in comments...

PS : 20INR == 0.31USD

Enter chmod commands very carefully and don't hit return too early as to have an incomplete path

So I'm a "Web Application Developer" but I have to go out on site whilst a trained engineer sits in the office doing nothing. Everything I can do on site I can do from my office with teamviewer. Hit the M25 at 09:00 and will hit it again at 17:00 ... not a fun day

Anyone else excited for the purism and pine phones to hit the main market? Wanna hear what the devRant community is thinking of this?

Should I hit refresh so that an easy captcha appears?

How was the last time when shits hit the fan for you?

!rant

Oh my gosh, I hit 2K and I got my BIRB.

Thanks everybody for giving me my bouncy BIRB!

Watching people creating a UI in XAML by dragging and dropping controls from the toolbox makes me want to hit them.

Favourite programming webcomics, anyone?

Big fan of MollyBeans, Cube Drone, and Don't Hit Save over here :)

On this Saturday my first full project is going to production and I am unable to resolve one fucking critical bug without db hit. Well still trying..

Got a job as front-end developer. Writes tests for backed API. Bullet hit.

Do I get a stress ball once I hit 1000 ++?

Suppose you're at work and you have this monolithic project and you hit 'compile'.. which takes half an hour each time. What do you do meanwhile?

"What if you get hit by a bus..??"

You know, if gravity was to disappear all of a sudden, Shit would hit the fan !
Quite literally 😶

I was trying to Commit but hit Start Debugging instead...

Yea those buttons are really far apart... guess I need sleep.

Gamer + Coder ?
Hit plus.

Anti rant

When u hit ur 16hrs a day of work and you feel satisfied.

$hitCounter +=1 * $hit

The massive DDoS attack that took down the internet this morning, hit NPM too and I just cleared out my node modules without realizing it. :'(

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much... It was a soft drink.

So is everyone prepared for the up to 30% performance hit on DB servers due to Spectre and Meltdown? Going to be a very interesting year....

When I'm on a typing rage and I hit print screen key accidentally couple of times. "Onedrive saved your screenshot".
Whaat? Weird onedrive/windows feature/ bug..

If someone is sick of dualbooting windows and a linux distribution, hit me up.

Don't worry. I am helping for free.

Muscle soreness!

As per my 2019 resolution, I want to hit the gym at least 3 days per week. But I only manage to go once a month. And the day after the gym, my muscles hurt that I'm not able to even type when coding.

Anyone like me, who struggled and managed to hit the gym as desired? Any tips?

Spent 10 minutes investigating why I can't hit a certain breakpoint. Find out I put it on a comment by mistake.

Fuck Android Studio 😡

Dear DevRant:
Can we get a confirmation dialog when tapping on the 'x' to cancel a rant? 😇 otherwise we may accidentally hit it and lose our rants!

Removing errors from code is like playing whack-a-mole.

You hit one and two pop up again.

When does shit hit the fan?!
Of course friday afternoon, already doing afterhours..

Doing pair programming while I was navigating on somebody else's computer, we hit a weird behavior that our code changes weren't reflected.

Trying everything it turned out: I forgot to save.

Yet: Why though would you make me save? And why did the IDE not warn me about compiling unsaved changes? I think it was eclipse for Java, oh well. What can I expect ...

Anyways, I have gotten so used to my editors autosaving content for me as I write it, that I completely forget about doing Ctrl + S myself.

I never understood the need to hit that key combination manually as if I break something: `get reset --hard` will help to get me to a working state. (And even if I mess it up differently, my IDE's local history also let me restore recent changes.) And if it is a workign state, then I like to commit early and often. and

I am really dumbfounded why people insist on hitting save themselves.

When you hit debug instead of run 😁

You know you hit rock bottom when can only comunicate with a chat bot.

Recruiter hit me up with a great Java position in Oregon. I'm a web developer based in NYC...

I had to disable autosave in my IDE, because I hit ctrl+s / cmd+s anyway...

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much... It was a soft drink.

> be me, working on small addition to enormous feature branch
> build system in flux due to reorganization started a month ago, not quite solid yet, but mostly works
> f_branch gets master merged into it sometime last week
> bossman makes "minor" change to build system and edits master to match
> doesn't merge changes into f_branch
> bossman goes on holiday for a week
> no permission to merge master changes into f_branch
> linter barfs
> npm barfs
> build server barfs
> mfw I can't even deploy to our testing environment

I know I think and say this way more than I should, but.....

Thanos was Right..

Semi-colons(;), ruining lives, relationships and careers since 1995.

Because, what else could make you want to hit your boss with a keyboard?