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I always put redundant parentheses in formula like ((b - a) / 2) + a because I just don't trust the compiler.22
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CAN WE JUST MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO LET YOUR ENTIRE PAGE JUMP AROUND BECAUSE THE ADS ARE SO SLOW TO LOAD?
FFS!12 -
Just realized I'm using an almost decade old Acer aspire laptop for programming. And its still useful because Linux.
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JUST IN: Client wants to give me 25 character, mixed case password over the phone because the internet is UNSAFE13
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I just had to completely uninstall and reinstall Visual Studio enterprise because I wanted to convert from trial user to subscribed user.
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Alright people, I'm gonna be blunt here, which is something not often seen from me. Thankfully this platform is used to it.
I am absolutely sick of people hating Windows/MacOS just because of the fucking practices of the companies. Let's take a look at a pro/con list of each OS type respectively.
Windows:
Pro - Most computers built for it
Pro - Average consumer friendly
Pro - Most games made for it
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Con - Proprietary
Con - Shady info collection (disableable)
Con - Can take some work to customize
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Linux:
Pro - Open source
Pro - Hundreds of versions/distros
Pro - Incredibly customizable on all fronts
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Con - Can have limited modern hardware support
Con - The good stuff has a steep learning curve
Con - Tends to have unoptimized programs or semi-failed copies of Windows programs
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MacOS:
Pro - Actually quite secure in general
Pro - Optimized to all hell (on Apple devices)
Pro - Usually just works
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Con - Only (legally) usable on Apple devices
Con - Proprietary
Con - Locked down customization
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See? None of them are perfect. Fucking get over it already. Maybe I want to use Windows because it works for me, and it actually does what I need it to. I can disable the spying shit through a few nice programs. Just because I work in IT doesn't mean that I HAVE to hate Windows and LOVE Linux! I mean, Linux is absolutely SPECTACULAR for all of my servers, but as a Desktop OS? Not there for me yet. Check one of my other rants: https://devrant.com/rants/928935/... and you'll see a lot of my gripes with Linux that Windows actually executes well. FUCK!38 -
When you get creepy extra attention just because you're the only female developer... the struggle is real guys X(17
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Pretending you know a programming language because you've written a Hello World in it is just like pretending you know a real-world language because you know how to say "Hello" in it.10
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Add functions inside of jquery.min.js file just because im too lazy to add script source to html file6
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That moment when you go blind because you have been coding in Dark Mode for hours and you just switched to something white!
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I just wanted to share a quote that I think is completely magnificent.
"Saying that you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is like saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say."
- Edward Snowden26 -
Never loose your hope ..
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because once upon a time javascript was used just for form validation and jquery animation.6 -
My class just got cancelled because the professor's PC decided now's the perfect time to update!
Gotta love windows sometimes :D6 -
Fuck you google chrome ...just because I use Windows and have only 4 gigs of RAM doesn't mean you can just shit on my RAM.22
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Client: "I cannot understand why the page loads so slowly"
Me: "Maybe it's because of the 68 YouTube videos you just embedded" -
This moment when everyone assumes you know how to use EVERY device just because you are a coder...5
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I'm afraid of getting dumped and it's not because i fear rejection or being alone, it's just because the stack trace will be HUGE!4
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TRIGGER WARNING: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Don't mind me just using your computer for bitcoin mining and installing malware on your pc because you didn't block js.8
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Computer fixer, software cracker, smartphone optimizer, and a hacker just because I use terminal.
At least they love me.3 -
When you've been working on a problem for hours and realize you just got super excited because you got DIFFERENT error message.
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Today I missed a date with newly met girl just because I was struggling with archlinux installation on my new notebook. I just forgot about it.2
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Just trying Visual Studio Code because of it's first product from Microsoft that are totally free😂😂😂
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Security for 2017: Because SSL has nothing to do with security, and just Google's way of increasing it's monopoly...
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What's the point of using a framework if you don't use any of its features!? What the heck, I have to fix this damn web frontend that is so broken in many ways.
Instead of using an authentication middleware, every single view has the same block of code to check if a user is authenticated. Instead of templates, they used static HTML/JavaScript files and they passed data to pages through cookies.
The "REST" API is so messed up, nothing is resource-oriented, HTTP methods are chosen randomly as well as status codes. They are returning "412 Precondition Failed" instead of a plain simple "401 Unauthorized" when you're not authenticated! What the hell, did they even bother to check what 412 is about when they copied and pasted it from a crappy website!? I would never come up with 412, not even in my scariest nightmare.
What kind of drugs were they using when they wrote such code? Oh dear, I need a vacation...2 -
I’m reluctant to comment on the github / Microsoft thing because to be honest, the way a lot of people are reacting to it is just completely retarded, and it’s had far too much airtime.
Anyway... if you’re gonna leave GitHub because they’ve been acquired by Microsoft, then just shut up and leave. No one gives a fuck. Least of all anyone at Microsoft, because you’re probably not paying for anything there anyway.
Just fucking go to bitbucket or gitlab already... however I bet the vast majority don’t end up leaving.3 -
Don't burn other devs just because you don't like their solution. Discuss empower and stop being a total prick. People should look up to you because they respect you not because you put them down!6
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When you receive tens of JAVA job offers, just because your online resume says you are good at "Javascript".1
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When everyone ask you to make them a website just because you are programmer... (when you have 0 webdev experience)7
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Java's System.out.println because it's too effing long to write!
And in general, all of Java because you need an MB of code just for Hello World.9 -
Of course we can accomplish in a week what couldn't be done in 6 months just because you say it's a hard deadline.2
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Because of DevRant:
Now hiding..
.titanic {
Float: none;
}
Within all my company code files just to annoy my co-developer2 -
Countless times. Here is two:
- when he said he prefers an external hdd over git
- when he said that git is just a shiny new thing, we young devs use just because it's new
- etc4 -
Can't remember how many times I had to change project structure just because they provided wrong/misleading/half-ass requirement
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HAPPY NEW FUCKING YEAR BECAUSE IT WILL SUCK WAY MORE THAN THE LAST ONE AND CAN WE PLEASE JUST FUCKING STOP CELEBRATING AND GET BACK TO WRITING FUCKING RANTS AGAIN?! BECAUSE I WILL FUCKING DO!4
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AWS just sent me an email threatening to terminate my account because I have a $0.18 pending bill. Wow Amazon! Just wow! How many years does it take you to make $0.18? 5? 10?11
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I hate coffee. But because I'm a developer, people just assume I love it and don't offer me an alternative.6
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I think im sick. Not because my whole body hurts, my nose is running and i cant even move, but because i just had the idea that i should unit test my personal project.4
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My company just announced we are leaving Slack for Google Chat because it is a "superior" (and cheaper) tool.
FML13 -
When your friends/contacts presume you'll make them a free website just because they are your friend...1
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No IntelliJ, just because my API CLASS has an unused method, doesn't mean IT SHOULD BE MADE PRIVATE!2
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Expecting your client to be nice with you just because you are nice to them is like expecting lion not to eat you, because you don't eat lions.3
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windows: cant uninstall because program is still running
me: *opens task manager* ITS NOT RUNNING
windows: cant uninstall because program is still running
for gods sake, ill just restart the damn computer4 -
Just picked up some freelance work because someone recognized my dev rant shirt.
Devrant has become a cabal.5 -
I use an MVC based framework mostly aaaand I'm very fucking lazy sometimes soooo I just run the db functions in the view very often yeah just because lazy really 😄4
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So I just had to pick the lock on my own bike because I forgot the key... Well done dipshit, well done.10
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Just started a new job! No rant material so far, I'm just grateful, i was out of work because of the 'rona4
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localhost, because it's always available even when I'm offline. The cloud is just a bunch of computers after all.1
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Having to use home PC because your office PC takes a millennia to train a classifier. Why not just work from home?4
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Wow. I feel kinda bad!
I just raged at someone for removing a feature, that disappeared because I CHANGED my config file.
I just feel stupid... Wow.22 -
Windows 10 has just decided to reboot my notebook during the installation of Qt... because the updates are more important...
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People who write ridiculous JS variable names that are impossible to understand or are just unreadable!! WTF!! Don't tell me it's to save bytes because its getting minified anyway. You're just fucking lazy.
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Just disassembled my iPhone. Actually, I just wanted to attach the battery again, because the adhesive strips do not hold so tight since the battery exchange. But then... 😁
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Just because I manually updated a database record, does not mean I can fix your bluetooth headset. Now fuck off.1
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Serverless!! because its just too much hassle to manage a shitload of servers when you can just sit back and write code!3
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Just cancelled my cinema booking for "Morgan" because THE STRESS BALL HAS ARRIVED!
AW YEAH! CAN'T.WAIT.TO.SQUEEZE.IT1 -
I bought this beer just because of it's name. Is there any whiskies or other drinks with geeky names?
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I hate having to reverse engineer an application you built, just to understand it. All because you haven't worked on it in months.
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Curious. Who uses .jpeg instead of .jpg and is that because your software is defaulted that way. It just bugs me.14
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PayPal sucks. They canceled our ability to take ecommerce payments just because. No reason given. We had not violated any terms of service. Our customers are happy with our products. And we were making them lots of money. They just up and pulled the plug because they’re PayPal and screw anyone who asks why. Idiots.3
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Sometimes I feel like people hate on Windows and Microsoft (and Google, Apple, Facebook, ect) just because it's trendy. 🤷🤷14
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LOL that's why I love C!
The function pointer cast for strcmp because qsort expects a compare function with two const void * pointers instead of two const char * pointers, that's just beautiful.
Not to mention the hack to abuse strcmp on a struct - which just works because the first struct member is a string and the rest just gets swapped with memcpy as opaque data.
I guess that wouldn't pass a code review at work. :-)
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I really hate when I have to go to a colleuges desk to help when they need some troubleshooting . It is not because I don't want to help. It is just because of their light themed IDE.3
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That moment when family visits and you just have to fix a laptop or two because, you know, you know programming.3
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Everyone: Parcel delivery sucks because the couriers often don't even ring and just claim nobody was there.
Me: Can't confirm - giving these (poorly paid!) people 2 EUR tips works like a charm because they do remember that.7 -
My department bought a new monitoring monitor because the old one was broken.
Actually it wasn't, someone just unplugged the power cabel. *facepalm*3 -
okay if you think i hate javascript just because it's popular you're partially wrong, i hate js because it's popular and shit, i wouldn't go shitting on vba, because it died and got replaced by a better language.
it's like shitting on sword art online.13 -
@dfox
On Desktop, when i comment or rant, please focus the textfield.
The number of times I almost had to buy a new pc because it almost learned to fly. Just because when you are ranting to vent, you don't want to get even ansier because you have been typing tin air this whole time.1 -
When you spend 10x time coding just because you can't, just can't resist writing good code, even when you no it's gng to make no difference whatsoever🙁
Why brain, oh why?4 -
git push --force
Because I always push after every commit, when the slightest fuckup happens I just hard reset, commit again, and force push...
...even if it's just a typo in the commit message6 -
Just got another free burrito because they don't seem to deduct the reward points from the app but keep giving me more...1
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I just compiled my own kernel. It took me such a long time [because i'm a crackpot or because i'm german] that i'm not even a hint proud2
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Really Glassdoor, you are locking off access just because I haven't reviewed anything for a while, what the hell haha.
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I hate it when my friends think they're hackers just because they were able to jailbreak their phones.4
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Have you ever taken on so much work to the point where you just start tearing up because you want to sleep?2
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Why invite me to a 3 hour meeting where my old manager just pretends I don't exist and is trying to push me out of the project completely?
He's just bitter because I asked my new manager advice because he was too busy trying to get a new job at a different company.. rather than being my manager. -
Sometimes I just HATE Google.
No, this is NOT because they keep all your data, are evil and all the usual things. I just think they suck, yes there are super cool things and a lot of things are just the best in the field but I just feel like we could do better, there are so many smart people out there I just do not understand why everything is taking so much time.
PS. Just deleted all my browsing histroy accidentally because I didn't read the small print - in the picture attatched.
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nice try, now fuck off (it's red because I tried to first just press download without entering anything)
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So, unlike normal people who just click on an mp3 file in windows explorer, I'm listening to music saved on my windows hard drive, accessed via an sshfs mount, using VLC running inside a HyperV linux VM and Xming/pulseaudio to make it show up inside windows like a normal window and play sound.
Why? Because this is my replacement for WSL which broke (Good Job on the updates as always, M$) and I'm celebrating that I got everything* to work.
* Nevermind the hours I wasted because I forgot to add a rule to the windows firewall allowing pulseaudio to connect and the fact that Xming can't handle vlc playing video
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The amount of times I've had to setup Linux distros because I can't stick to one. I've just ended up writing a script that will set up all my softwares etc now because it's that tedious to remember what I use.1
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I just spent 3 fucking hours because I didn't realize there was another / needed in a url variable and I just couldn't figure out where the error was coming from3
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I swear IBM is just incapable of making a product that doesn’t fucking suck. I am terrified of their work with Quantum Computer research...because I just know they will fuck that up too.11
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Has anyone gotten to the point where they are just clearing their notifications because it's too much to look through?5
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I kinda feel at home here in devRant because I'm someone who enjoys complaining just for the sake of complaining.1
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Do you guys find yourself ignoring things you should be using just because you're too stubborn to learn how they work? Because I just used std::shared_ptr for the first time today.1
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When your IDE starts acting up and instead of searching how to solve the issue, you just reinstall it because it's easier.3
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Don't you just love it when people in an organisation enable micromanagement because they're a bunch of fucking corporate simps?10
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FUCK
I really wanna love Rust. I really, really do. But no inheritance is just such a stupid decision. But inheritence bad REEEE. No. Just no. Composition only works fine for some things because it just isn't powerful enough to properly (without performance penalty or boilerplate, that is) emulate inheritance. Some things are just better with inheritance: Games, UI, html or xml libs, etc. Now I have to use stupid fucking workarounds because oh no we cannot implement inheritance because that's scary and might give the programmers to much power. I can decide when I want to use inheritance or composition for myself, dickheads9 -
Have you ever got so stressed because everything is falling around you that you automatically just went into full peace mode because there was nothing you could do to reverse the damage?
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A toss up between COSMOS or the Linux kernel, COSMOS because it's just amazing to see an open source kernel built on .NET from scratch (besides boot loader) and Linux kernel because well... Do I need to explain?2
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When a developer writes informational messages to console.error, just because they show up in red!1
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If it hasn't a README, its not opensource! Just because you put it on Github doesn't mean people can use it...5
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Public REST (-inspired) API. Should I skip numeric IDs because it's easy for consumers to snoop around?
Example:
POST api/foo
201 Created api/foo/69
Uh, I'll get 68 just because I can. Hopefully it returns Unauthorized, unless we some kind of bug.
Is it just security by obscurity if I use, like, guids or something instead of sequental IDs?17 -
Aaaannnd again a failed interview.
Just because I didn't pay enough attention to the question.
Did that ever happen to you guys? Like you just write a huge pile of code, you look at it, you're proud, but it ends up not working because you forgot one little thing that makes it completely incorrect?5 -
Tabs vs Spaces.
Not because one of them is definitely better than the other, but because it's 2020, we have editorconfig and everybody should just use what he personally prefers.7 -
When nginx decides to just NOT answer to any IPv4 requests, áfter 2 weeks of having it set up for IPv6, just because I updated the Let's Encrypt certificate..
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In the midst of all this I-hate-Apple fallout, I really just wanna rant because the default computer in the avatar builder is an Apple mock. Just saying 😂😂😂5
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Just got asked to put @company_profile on my Instagram bio .... Because "we are now active on Instagram" -.-
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Just installed Linux again after the installation finished because I somehow got a typo in the password I set in the beginningof the installation.
It was just quicker than to try hacking around this problem.3 -
That cloud of dread that hangs over your weekend because you deployed just before five last night.2
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What's everyone's opinion on mono?
Just curious because you don't really see any released appliys taking advantage of it, almost all are just .NET...6 -
Confession: I've been installing npm packages globally using sudo for years just because I'm too lazy to set it up properly.5
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I just had to delete 60GB of files, just to install all of them again from 7 DVDs* because Rockstar can't be bothered to fix their download client.2
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Just spent 2 hours debugging a volley call that wouldn't work because a header got refactored by mistake.....
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Any people here who experienced derealization?
Just sharing it here because I think that devs (or other stressful desk jobs) are especially susceptible to it.
I’ve had the feeling that my perception of the world has been kinda „weird“ and unsharp for months but I always thought „I’m sure it’s because I drink too much. I’m sure it’s because I don’t eat healthy. I’m sure it’s because I don’t do sports. I’m sure it’s because I don’t sleep enough“ etc.
I knew about derealization but I always had the opinion that it’s one of those psycho diseases that are all made up.
When I started doing some research on it i learned what it actually is..
A „defense“ mechanism of the brain to protect the brain from shocks and stuff or just a mental disturbance and that it’s kind of a vicious circle once you actually notice it.
It’s only getting worse because you focus on it and check in on it if it’s still there..
Just a few days ago I started to ignore it and told myself „it’s fine, it’s a natural experience, just ignore it“. It changed things a lot..
I feel much better just because of the fact that I’m no longer afraid of it.
Enjoy your weekend, cheers!6 -
Just started this (personal project) project a 2 minutes ago... I'm so turned on now , because this project in ELIXIR!😍
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My idiotic teacher doesn't know the difference between Java and JavaScript , asked us to use a old version of Code::Blocks(some c/c++ IDE) just because she thinks that a update would modify compiler in such a way that basic code would never give the same output , she blames the compiler just because she isn't capable to see her mistakes and gives me bad grades just because she walked through college and I didn't.2
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btw boobies because hair color and because sometimes I speak about myself in feminine gender just to mess with people (and because mentally I am probably a woman even tho physically I look like a man - shit happens)5
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Wal-Mart just asked if everyone could stop using AWS, because Amazon is a competitor of theirs. Thoughts?6
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Learning the subprocess module in python, because os is deprecated. its a shame because i had just learned os
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Just used chmod -R 777 * because WordPress just fucks up everything. I designed a complete new site with MaterializeCSS but customer did not want any changes...5
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It just took me 5 freakin hours to get the god damn upgrade done ... just to see that I've to do it again because I didn't use the latest back up ........... fml
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Android Studio and Gradle -- because sometimes you just need to practice unplugging your computer.1
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I just love starting my mornings with telling someone at another company not to chmod 777 their ftp root because mutual customers are yelling at me because the other company’s shit is broke. This is a production server with thousands of accounts.1
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How can I track the shipping of 3 ducks I just bought :D
Yes I HAD to say the number because of yes.4 -
I just love getting asked about tasks that I had no idea that even existed because no one told me.1
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Just caught my free antivirus software doing advertisement for another antivirus. I mean like making myself obsolete just because I'm getting the money for it? xD
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I hope the app is all about butts, because this is part of the visual 'feel' document I just received.
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Git... I just love it!
Oh, and Guake Terminal on Ubuntu :)
And Sublime Text...
Why? Because they get out of your way and just help you get stuff done...safely.
PS: also Trello :)5 -
Starting to panic because live system was serving 404.html quite often.
It's just the ID of a content page 😅 -
Most the devs are yelling Linux is best and blah. But since I installed eOS on my new ideapad my productivity is zero.
I'm just solving problems with the OS or other software. It seems some of the drivers are missing, because sometimes this fucking piece of shit just don't boots or just hangs. Installing node and npm was definitely one of the worst experiences because I messed up sudo privileges... I had to change my workflow because node-sass wasn't able to compile because of this.
And still I kind of feel more comfortable with eOS. 😥17 -
Is it me or do programmers just skip dinner unknowingly because you just wanna squash that one feature before you head home? But you realise that it's already 12am?4
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Okay so Im just stuck. Ive not programmed in a few weeks I wanna say, and when I do I go on the binge and then I "take breaks" to relieve the stress because I want to just relax but I dont force programming out of my life I also think about better ways to do stuff but I feel like shit because I want to just enjoy and relax with some games but I enjoy and LOVE programming but I just dont know what to do. because I want to enjoy some of the games I got for christmas but I want to keep improving and I feel if I go a day without it just that much shittier for not. and I cant see how much Ive improved. I just cant relax and feel good about it.
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never try to know everything in a language, because you can't.
just know what you need at the moment and needful2 -
When you’re eager to convert Joomla websites into WordPress websites because Joomla is that bad. I mean, it’s just awful.8
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Sadness is:
1. Being assigned as mentor just because my ex-mentor wanted me to be a mentor too or did just for fun. The sad part is the mentee that is assigned to me
2. Bestie coming to my city for convocation but can't meet me because her bf wants all the time together
3. Both 1 and 22 -
if anyhow is so good and important why isn't it part of the std
I just can't with this
I don't wanna download a bunch of unnecessary libraries just because people were lazy7 -
Decided to update ruby because why not, been at it for hours.. i just wanted ti code something simple :(
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Sins? All of em'.
Infinite loops of recursive callback carnage, just because I like to watch it burn. -
The dev behind me just send some code changes to another dev because those two dont want (or are just too stupid) to merge their code with git...2
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Anyone elses weekend getting super fucked because of the new iOS update?
I am sitting here late at night working because they just decided to screw with their filesystem because of their ugly new camera...2 -
Just noticed a thread on r/programmerhumor about bank code intentionally adding delays with all these JavaScript code blocks of how it's adding sleep cycles in.
So I spent an hour reading the documentation and wrote up an over engineered solution in COBOL just to prove a point.2 -
When my codev branches my prototype repo because he's going to do something totally different, but just does the same.
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I'm waiting for IoT come wide, just because I want goddamn widget which shows if the closest to office toilet is free3
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Don't buy stocks in companies just because your former coworkers went there and got a huge pay boost11
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Just been writing my project report, because I'm a student and reports are necessary -_-. To use to working in visual studio and just ended a sentence with;3
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!rant
I did just talk with a client because they tried to analyse some data we send and they fucked up. the client told me they can't fix it because they cnat access the data because they have a divious virus. xD you're the god damn IT department of a pretty big company. wtf? really how?1 -
"I'm using a really long switch, because I'm old-school and just use what I know, because I don't have time to look up fancy functions like str_pad"
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When your client is right and you're happy because of that.
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I am unlucky, because electricity in my area just goes down just before I hit the cltr+s....
I am unlucky, because the last person get the product before is goes out of stock is the person just standing in front my me in queue.....
I am unlucky, because my water tank run out of water not just before I go to bath but in the middle of my bath.....
But Still I think I am lucky because I can loop in one line in python, and the nested loop also.......2 -
When your boss makes you suffer from imposter syndrome, just because he commits something which doesn't exists !!! 😣
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For my dissertation project, anyone with a name (e.g, User Personas) has been named after a character in Silicon Valley.
Just because.2 -
That feeling when...
...you can't build a project because you can't autogenerate some files because they rely on some other autogenerated files that rely on some other autogenerated files that can't be generated because the project can't build...
Just another day in the eye of the dependency hurricane! -
The JavaScript developer was sad because he wasn't a good English speaker.
He just didn't Node how to express himself!3 -
Tmw your angular app just stops working because of a mandatory circular dependency you simply cannot get around.
yay! -
joined on 2018, just NOW enabled dark mode in devrant.
because someone ranted about 2020 being cool because of darkmode in github. -
!rant
I just wonder if the devrant devs had any confusion, errors or simply fuckups because they used ++?
🙄5 -
5 am seems like the perfect time to compare deep generative models and deep reinforcement, just because you can't fall asleep
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Just force rebooted a NFC debit Card Reader because my sports Card was behind it haha, dang they boot fast
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Most of these windows lovers here exist just because windows haters don't have a solid reason and follow up on those who actually do have good reasons to hate windows.
Moral of the story: Don't hate windows just because you think all the devs hate it. Come up with some decent reasons to avoid gamers and microsoft warriors from crushing your rant.17 -
Oh for fucks sake! Why so we have threading when we synchronize EVERYTHING with a singleton... and when I actually show you that even unthreaded spaghetti code runs 40% faster under real life conditions than your shit you just brush it of because I'm still at university and don't know what I'm talking about... And not because changing it would require money or time we don't have... no, just because I “lack the necessary experience with such things.“
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Looking for WebSockets... when this explanation appears
...or just Forever Frame in IE because... because it is IE
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I can't attach any image now and it keeps on loading forever. :/
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I spend weeks working on an application for my boss just to have him make me scrap it when I'm done just because there was something wrong with design.2
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I just can't... Lost my mind on a coworker today because he claimed I called him out in front of everyone when I was just trying to get on the same page as everyone else.
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Have you ever decided not to post a long(or short) rant just because you thought that it wasn't worth it or it is just stupid or something?1
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Any better terminal for vscode ? i wanna replace it with powershell !
having many errors just because my system have anaconda navigator !9 -
Just out of curiosity...
Is there a way to prevent a DDoS attack using settings in the Router? Like, changing the DNS Port to maybe 54 because most people just spam 53 with random packets?5 -
2 hours of pain today, just because I forgot that inside the container 127.0.0.1 is not equal to my host IP !! Grrr
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Just because your friends are all learning JavaScript, doesn't make it the best language to learn first.3
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Just installed Fedora Linux on a Toshiba because it's my only option other than Ubuntu, thanks to Microsoft's secure boot9
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I've just changed our style sheet generator to using gulp.
Took me 10 minutes to learn what to do (just css preprocessing with prefixes).
Grunt was horrid. We had it because the last guy thought "something new, I'll use this now", and it's never changed because no one understands it. Even after a few hours research. -
Is it just me or does Google seem to now be very biased even when you use the exact name of the site because you just can't remember the TLD?
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Is it just me or do people sometimes do major refactoring not because it needs to, but purely because they are inheriting old code and can't be bothered to understand it5
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Worst part of being a dev?? Having to recompile just because of an error which isnt supposted to happen
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Today I pass an assessment test to be hire as Business Analyst / Business Intelligence, I'm stressed about it because I'm just finishing the school, I got this possibility because I made a really good internship1
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Is anyone else getting issues with bitbucket begging slow and unresponsive. Just failed two Jenkins jobs because of this.
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i'm back to developer job... just left a cibersecurity job. I've just did because I want to post rants here.
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I get stuck because I'm too frustrated, too often, and because I'm frustrated I stop doing anything and... do nothing because if I do one mistake everything else has to be wrong and I fail at everything else too right? idk my brain definitely lacks logic (not only because my code is not logical and attracks bugs far too often, but also just in general) and I can't cope yeet
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Has anyone forked (not fucked) a github project/gem just because the owner no longer gives a fuck to make those PR's?2
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Joe Armstrong.
Because he gave us Psychobitch (https://youtube.com/watch/...)
His British humor,... just watch some talks..1 -
CQRS + Event Sourcing.
Because it just makes sense. In small applications, just command pattern, but CQRS and Event Sourcing is a beautiful, beautiful thing. -
Working on CS degree, just wondering...any tips for learning calculus outside the classroom? Because the classroom materials on calculus are lame ;)
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