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I wonder when there will be the first manufacturer to introduce the "cool" new notch design to normal screens. 🤔
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Filling a form :
Normal Person
Name: Jim Jennings
Comment: Nice Post
Developer
Name: asfsafsadsa
Comment: asfsafsadsa dsad sdfs fa43 -
So my USB DVD drive needs more power than a normal USB port can deliver.
Normal Person: I'll bring it back to the store and get a diffrent one.
Me:
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How to beat jet lag with style:
When your normal sleep schedule was so broken it became completely normal in the different timezone.
I used to sleep from 5am to 1pm in my country. With a -7 time difference this became 10pm to 6am.
Should I be happy?9 -
Normal people post selfies on Instagram and get comments like "omg so sexy 😘"
Developers post stuff like this in devRant and get comments like "omg so sexy 😎":
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If I tell normal people I'm a computer programmer, I always get asked to fix something hardware related.
If I tell normal people I'm a software engineer, I get a "that's awesome" and don't get asked to fix anything. I'm sticking with this option.3 -
Things I learned this week so far:
Programmers consider talking to a rubber duck a totally normal thing4 -
When I find a video tutorial I like,
"Hey! I might actually watch this in normal speed instead of the usual 2x".5 -
When a normal person says "IMHO", it means "In my humble opinion"
When a programmer says "IMHO", its means "You are wrong".6 -
Anyone here relaxes by cooking a dish?
I use normal vegetable oil, and lots of it. Don’t judge me.
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Normal people's morning :
Checking Facebook /Instagram
Developer's mornings :
Checking bit bucket12 -
I love stackoverflow!
1. Developer who knows SO, and loves it : Yeah, my friend!
2. Developer who knows SO, but hates it : Go home, you're drunk.
3. Normal people who doesn't know the dev world : Why would you like a stack to overflow?
4. Normal people who is a tech savvy : Ah, the place where people share their questions and answers to make a better software and to be together? I never used it, but I heard it is awesome!
5. Idiots : What is that?
6. Grammarly : Recommended word is "stack overflow"
7. Dishwasher : Fatal error!6 -
Normal programmers cheer up when their code runs,
Haskell programmers cheer up when their code compiles.4 -
how people count
normal people: 1 2 3 4 5 6....
me: 0 1 2 3 4 5 6...
them: wtf u doing, 0 is not included8 -
Saw a silent mouse. No clicking noise.
Ohhh thats pretty cool I guess.
Tested the silent one and normal one.
Liked the normal one because it has clicking noises.2 -
When everything goes normal the whole day then suddenly you level up to enterprise edition development 😂😂😂
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Got a funny look from someone the other day...
Turned out I was shouting at my monitor...
That's normal right?10 -
Is it normal that devRant crashes at first start and works at the second try? Does somebody else has got this problem?14
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Just downloaded a theme designed for WordPress... Holy. Fuck.
Is this normal? [pic related - style.css]
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Me when I fuck up my sleep schedule badly by turning my life into a coding sprint and then trying to go normal
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Is it normal that I get really excited when I see a new VS Code update or there is something wrong with me?
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Me:- OMG Java 9 is coming in 144 days;
Normal ppl:- ...So what😑😑
Me:- Java 9 is awesome we can type codes in cmd;
Normal Ppl:- I have net beans;
Me (thinking):- FROM WHAT HELL DID SUCH SOUL-LESS MONSTERS COME FROM 😨😨😨😨😱😱😱8 -
Got a back-lit keyboard and I'm blown away by how awesome it feels and looks over a normal ass keyboard! 😍
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Normal guy : it's hard to understand my girlfriend ...👯😣💩
Front-end Dev : Ha.. then try Javascript 😎1 -
The fact that I have to convert a 90s-ish design into a WordPress theme despite the boss trying to convince our client that WP's shit and we should do it in something else doesn't tilt me as much as it should.
But what DOES tilt me and piss me off is the fact that the shitheads told us to 'make the design better', and so I tried; I made one of their graphics responsive by only designing it with CSS (and for once, I even made it work right) because they wanted a mobile-friendly version but failed to supply a mobile-version PSD so I had to improvise and they had the balls to tell my boss that they're 'disappointed that we failed to follow the guidelines'.
Did you bitchsicles even bother to hire a proper fucking designer who would know how to fucking design a PSD to convert into HTML? There's no fucking grid, the design's all over the fucking place like your mother after a Viagra-fueled Friday night bukakke party at an old home and the colors are an eyesore like your own fucking selves if you ever bothered looking in the fucking mirror. Fuck you all to hell.1 -
Worked on optimizing the Firefox add-on I'm writing yesterday evening, was about to go to bed and packaged/installed it onto my normal Firefox (not Firefox for developers).
It worked perfectly fine on the developer version: hardly anything happens on the normal Firefox version and I took all debugging console.log's out 😬
Fuck me. Going to try to fix this shit tonight but damn.1 -
when you hang out with your ex-colleagues for a "normal" supper... and it turns suddenly in "the last"
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It's normal to sit up until 6:00 AM cleaning your room, taking down Christmas decorations, and organizing your clothes, right?7
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Why do some Devs feel the need to over complicate code to make themselves seem smarter?
No, we don't need a wrapper for a <p> tag that builds a normal <p> tag with a message your provide.
Use a normal tag! /facepalm4 -
Client gives me long talk about how important their website is to them. Repeatedly have to reassure them I know what I am doing. Still badger me about being super secure. Their password is the same as their username for their website hosting.1
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Fulfillment company: the order you put in our system is wrong, the hours we needed to correct this will be charged to you (Red: or rather my employer)
Me: *Checks logs and our server - finds out the order was made in their own webform/webapp*
Me: hey how come I can put in values in your webform that should not pass sanity checks, thats weird (in this case it was a product w/ a quantity of 0)
Fulfillment company: we don't do sanity checks or validation, we just find out when shit crashes and burns, nothing weird about that
Me: WTF1 -
Okay then, everything's fine, I'm sure this is normal... Windows went to sleep mode while applying an update.3
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found these goodies for free today. guess I'm not sleeping this weekend.
Is it normal that I enjoy reading research papers XD ???
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So one of the apps I develop and maintain is going to get penetration tested.
I recieved an email if I could whitelist all their ips so they could get acces to the system. Without any further details.
Like wtf? Arent you supposed to be testing if you can get acces xD
Next thing they will be asking passwords and keys xD and if I could build in a backdoor.3 -
Why do people think it is weird to have job (programming) also be your hobby?!?
I get annoyed with this kind of people, if I like what I do, and have spent infinite amount of hours enjoying while learning, I think it is normal to have job as your hobby. Or even better phrasing, it is normal to have hobby as your job!!!4 -
Tried to be normal and sit outside in the sun while my kid played.
Damn sun glare on the laptop and bugs. -
It's oddly comforting to see others on devRant also hammering away at some code on a Saturday afternoon. Makes me feel almost normal :)1
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Developers that prefer to play the asshole card because it is easier than going through the trouble of acting like a normal person and lose a chunk of their time.
I come across this more and more: if I have a conversation with a random stranger at an event, and we touch upon a new thing that neither one of us knows about or whatever, there is this sudden cut off when one stops the conversation and leaves, rather than staying and keep on exploring the subject and risk of saying something stupid.
Am I just in the wrong place talking to the wrong people?
Or is there some developer budget your time manual that I haven't heard about?2 -
My brain used to be normal and I used to think callback is bizarre.
Now I understand callback and my brain has become bizarre. -
We have the funniest and weirdest conversations during lunch, most of them not dev related. Have been thinking about ranting them for a while now because they are just good fun.
The following one brought a bit of a discussion so It convinced me to post it because i would like to hear all of your opinions about this one:
Imagine that one day you come home and there is a (deep) clone of yourself having sex with your wife, what would you do?
We got divided into 3 groups mostly.
Group one would send him away and let him life his own life.
Group two would make use of the fact that there are 2 of them.
Group three would murder him, the explanation Why Was quite interesting, because it was the first instinct of them, it would also have been from the clone, that's why that had to.
Again I would like to hear what you all would do :)
Maybe if this one does okay I will post more stories11 -
How normal people learn a new coding language: books, vids
Me: CodinGame and Google
Works fine actually7 -
So... do you actually talk to a dev duck like you would to a normal person, or do you just imagine talking to it?8
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Normal person:what do you in front of laptop all day?
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Why can't meeting organizer enforce time schedule, especially ending?
It's pretty much normal to stay 1,5 hour on 1 hour meeting.1 -
Normal gf after breakup- He didn't do it in my favourite position.
Dev gf after breakup- He used tabs.11 -
Someone did something right - i sometimes get anxiety and this little wonder helps tremendously....
Holding it while it spins....thats all it takes and "poof" - anxiety gone and am 110% able to focus
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TIL pointers are slower than normal variables, and it makes a lot of sense, when previously I had thought the opposite.7
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It could be a very normal sunday, but then my sisters Mac don't want to boot 😒
I had to replace the hdd
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for everyone like me hating the new chrome tabs style "touchable" that firefox dropped a few versions ago:
chrome://flags/#top-chrome-md
set it to "Normal" and you're back to "Normal" e.g. good looking. you're welcome ;)
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After using Linux mint for only one week I feel a growing urge to change my distro.
Is this normal?3 -
Solved my first sizeable bug ever.. The Euphoria is priceless .. I better enjoy this till team mates say this is another normal bug..
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My wife asked me if I get bored reading and writing "in code" all day, when I could just read and write normal English.3
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I got late at work today and top of that I really don't feel like working the rest of the day.
Is that normal?6 -
** Chatting to a Dev and a normal being**
Dev: Damn Linux command isn't working!
Me: Try Sudo
Normal Being: ... Are u guys cooking meth or something?? 😱
Me: LEAVE 👉🚪 -
- why did you enter test data text value with this <script> html? Don't do that. Use normal text
this is something I've never expected to hear from a php/react dev.... I'm truly disappointed. I really am.
On top of that he refused to follow my recommendations to google: "xss". Another teammate had to google for him and drop a link.
Just when I was about to like working with this guy.... :(5 -
After the tornado that is @notroot has blown over, I think it is safe to resume normal ranting behaviour.
Thanks 👍5 -
Just became an instructor at an microelectronics course, can't even finish a normal course due to social anxiety. Fuck.1
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It's really hard to explain what is Linux, after someone normal user see my laptop and ask what's windows is this 😶3
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What Dev tools/practices would you love to see getting adapted into the normal world?
I would like to fork Spotify playlists!3 -
Dear Python,
Seriously fuck your horrible compression APIs. What if I want to make a normal stream a tarball stream?
- Me2 -
Serious question: why write in coffee or type script instead of normal JavaScript? Speed? Ease? Familiarity?1
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why the fuck am I stuck using a "custom javascript framework based on angular.js" instead of NORMAL FUCKING ANGULAR LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE DO.5
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In C# should I be using collections over normal arrays?
What’s the difference and what are the benefits of using collections?13 -
The worst realtime coding you'll ever see.."Require efficient.... correction normal shipping/delivery algorithm"
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Is it normal, that certain cores on linux stay on 100% load whilst the others do nothing, this all while being idle.
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Description:
If you go to the comments section on your profile and click on an comment you made to a collab, devRant will load it as a normal rant instead of a collab and, therefore, nothing is shown.
Device Details:
- Device: Phone
- Android Version: 6.0
devRant Version:
1.9.0.3
Steps to reproduce:
- Write a comment to a collab
- Go to Profile -> Comments
- Click on that comment
- It will load it as a normal rant (See image)
Actual behaviour:
Show as normal rant
Expected behaviour:
Show as collab
I hope you can reproduce...
@dfox, @trogus8 -
So today we had a pre-sprint-planning meeting where the POs told us about the stories currently in the backlog. They went ahead and "roughly prioritised" some of them. Their priorities were:
- normal (but asap please)
- has to be done this sprint, because the feature has to be in the next release (code freeze after this sprint)
- top priority, because this has to be in the previous release (which was released last friday)
The non-normal stories alone are about twice our normal velocity. Good job guys. Good job. -
Until about two weeks ago I thought serverless functions looked like this:
api.example.com/Cart.addToCart('product-1234', 1)
Turns out they're just normal API endpoints1 -
interviewer: “i see you have taken some machine learning courses”
me: “yep”
also me: *googles the normal equations*1 -
Had an skype job interview, at some point the interviewer asked me to tell a joke. I told a dead baby joke. I dont know normal jokes. I am not normal either. Dont think he enjoyed it.3
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It's the simple things in life that makes me feel that being programmer is fun.
Copying all jpgs from 100 folders? Done.
Ofc I could have searched the folder via Normal finder search, selected them and then copied like a normal human being but wasting more time to do the same thing is what being an engineer about :D
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Guys, normal state management is so good in React!! Why should we learn redux? its scary, the stores, actions, reducers what the hell :p19
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That moment when you realize that normal people dont use increment and decrement in normal speech syntax...
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Can anyone tell me if is normal a design department earn more than a IT department??? Am I crazy or this is plain stupid???10
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- Get my engineering degree
- Finally add custom tasks for my Alcoludo game
- Start getting paid like a normal .NET being -
*just a normal day*
kiki: *,*::before,*::after { filter: blur(40em) }
OH SHIT!
*bass boosted CPU cooler intensifies*
*flossing dance*10 -
Evolution of servers: A normal fucking server -> Cloud -> Serverless -> Fog computing
Holy shit, can't wait for what will be next...7 -
Searching syntax of for loop every time I use it for a language I have been using for the last 5 years is normal.
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How many of us here suffer from depression or any other mental illness? And how does it hinder you from living your normal life?8
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Ocean's Trilogy, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Godfather Series
Motivation back to normal!2 -
fuck Jira's 5 days ago date format.
I hate that i fucking have to inspect it every time to get a normal date.7 -
When people are coding and adding hard blank spaces instead of normal spaces. Usually because of copy paste from Internet. Oh, the joy.
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Discord apparently has a new vuln allowing bot accounts to become normal accounts without regenerating the token. Explains all the thotbots and shit appearing.4
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Is it normal for the majority of the junior web developers to struggle with development environment settting? I am asking because I am struggling7
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So, today we had our first production release of our web app. Last week we changed a big part of our UI. This week we changed the design, rewrote the complete API documentation, implemented mobile support. While the release the administration center of our cloud was unreachable. Shortly after the release we made a bug fix and deployed it directly to production.
So today was a very normal prod release 😂1 -
Printers are the most annoying thing. Why can't iPhone and iPad print to normal printers? WHY CANT WORD PRINT TO MY 3D PRINTER???
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Install Adobe suit and your internet will be fucked off. The solution is to find all startup items of com.adobe.* and remove them. I don't understand why they put their files across all system. Adobe: please be normal and act normal. It's 21 century.2
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What would you choose if you can have a girlfriend who is also a programmer or a "normal" one 🤔
I think, I would choose the normal one 👀14 -
I love the feeling you get when you absentmindedly discover a useful shortcut using your normal tools.
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Normal and daily task that an engineer approached in a totally different angle that even you didn't anticipate.1
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Sitting alone in a coffee shop, getting the vibe of the place, letting go.
It's not easy when you're thinking about bugs and missing features. 😫3 -
Is it normal for a developer to go the customers to troubleshoot a certain problem?
I mean, we got technicians & support department4 -
Do you know https://godbolt.org/ ?
Awesome tool.
Does anyone know about something like this, except a normal offline app, instead of server nonsense?6 -
Ok so my newest project is launching tonight and I feel very anxious, even though I tested everything beforehand. Is it normal?4
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Group work in a 24hr hackathon goes through it's phases... It's completely rational to have a phase where you imagine a pen embedded between that useless *dev's* eyes right? Right?...1
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I hate feelings and emotions. Just got a [normal] text and I'm pretty shaken and my thoughts are everywhere.3
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The tech lead is doing most of the changes without even notifiying the rest of us.. How normal is it?2
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My one way commute to work is at least 2 hours on bus. Is this normal ?
I am tired almost all the time.5 -
Just finished rebuilding a personal website , pretty normal just a link aggregator I guess and I have got over 160 lines of vanilla CSS but only 15 lines of JavaScript. Is this normal lol ? I think I focus too much on design and "aesthetics" .
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Is it normal, that a newly bought laptop, has a wrong BIOS time set?
The one on my thinkpad was nearly an hour off.3 -
Creating a script that switches a global node_module package version (because we have legacy projects mixed with normal ones)
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Is it normal to Dev things 0% compatible with Internet explorer? Because I always do it by unaware way1
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Windows apparently does reboots for updates n stuff outside your normal time of usage nowadays.
Windows apparently also thinks that your normal usage shouldn't be over 12 hours.
So now i have to decide if I'm more in the mood for random updates in the morning when i need to get shit done (ugh) or at night when i have finally time to relax. -
The worst part of being a dev is talking to non-dev people. They cannot understand simple logic. You need to describe things twice or more. They think you should solve the entire problem when they ask just a single question instead of answering this question.
I even cannot understand what those people are talking about most of the time. -
Normal Ppl: What could be Worst Than a Breakup? :(
Me: Having your Openstack Installation getting Fucked Up at its last leg.1 -
is it a normal thing to have 117 table element on a html page? i'm to young? i heard it's was normal few years ago. or ppl coding this site are just shit?
i will probably go for this one2 -
so this was interesting , my app turned all mandarin for a moment... then when i relaunched then it reverted to normal
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Is it normal to feel extremely annoyed with having to do maths when doing a computer science degree?3
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help! I can't do it with editors other than nvim. I have been spoiled.
Normal editors don't cut it anymore.1 -
Psychosis or the symptoms thereof affects those around these people when witnessed
As evidenced by the Jump in anxiety in normal
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