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1 week ago my boss forced me to ship a new feature on friday afternoon. The feature broke our application for about 2 hours. After this I bought him this cup.9
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After countless hours trying to spell my name for customer service over the phone, I made a little webpage that helps me spell words phonetically! 💬
https://dialogue.now.sh35 -
I wrote a complex method for about 6 hours. Then I decided to test it via a console application...
It didnt print any output. After 2 hours of searching for errors I found the mistake: I never called the method. Guys... that's how you waste 2 hours of your life.10 -
Today, after two hours of debugging, my girlfriend called me to break up.
Then my backend started giving strange errors about some unmet dependencies.10 -
He gave me task, and I estimated it will take 2 (120 minutes) hours...
He came after 20 minutes to check the progress... Then he came after 40 minutes... Then he call me after 70 minutes... Then he came again after 90 minutes... Then I delivered the task in the time with my resignation letter draft.9 -
*after 2 hours of programming*
Me to me: you can watch one episode of [some series]!
Me to me after that episode: just one more couldn't hurt for once!
...............
...............
...............
*five hours later*
Me: "what am I doing with my life 😭
This happens too fucking damn often 😫11 -
How i listen to songs while coding:
Take a headphone, using it, start coding..., after 2 hours, damn i forgot start the music 🙄16 -
I found this app by googling "How the fuck do I get my code to compile" after fighting my program for hours5
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After installing this app yesterday, it took me whole 24 hours to realize why there is ++ and -- when upvoting or downvoting and not just simply + or - .
I feel ashamed...4 -
Sometimes I think we developers are pretty arrogant.
And after 2 hours in work I recognize everyone else is so fucking stupid9 -
After giving 1000 posts a ++ its time to say hello :)
It's a really nice community and I already spent some hours reading rants. Thanks for this great place.15 -
Whenever you figure out an incredibly simple solution to make your code work after being frustrated by it for hours on end.3
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Oh yeah no this is fucking great. I get around 5 hours of sleep a night during the week.
Went to bed early yesterday.
Just woke up after six fucking hours with a fucking headache and nightmares.
Sleep rhythms can be a fucking bitch.10 -
Reinstalled my dedicated server yesterday.
Then you suddenly get errors saying that KVM isn't found.
Searching my ass off for hours because I damn well enabled Intel virtualization in the bios!
Double checked after a few hours.
THE FUCKER TURNED ITSELF OFF OR SOMETHING FOR THE SECOND TIME?! WELL, THERE GOES A FEW FUCKING HOURS 😡23 -
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT WORKS AFTER 3 HOURS!
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrant was that even possible monitor resolutions bits and bytes mixed up make dumb math it works c# marshalling6 -
After my question on AskUbuntu reached almost 5.000 views in less than 48 hours and was also featured in "Hot Network Question":9
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Archlinux, i3, termite, vim, vimium.
Once after 2 hours working I realised I left the mouse in the other room.2 -
Wrote this on a quote board at work after spending six hours trying to get one piece of software to work on Ubuntu.15
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Solved a SEGFAULT in a conventionally undebuggable 800k lines C++ project after 10 hours of investigating 🙌14
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After heck a lot of hours of debugging my Java code which looked all right, found out my mistake was just using == instead of equals()5
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Arguing with a engineer is a lot like wrestling in a mud with a pig . After a few hours you realize that he likes it !
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After 3 hours of trying to implement a feature, I’ve moved from 10 errors to 7 errors!
At least I’m doing some progress, I guess... 🤷♂️6 -
After 2 weeks in vacation, first day back on my job, I spend 2 hours trying to remember my Ubuntu password.
Relaxation is not good!4 -
After a few hours, I think I just got mysql based openvpn authentication working O_o
Fucking yay! Now let's implement a maximum amount of connections per user.
Yes, rants can be happy too.12 -
That awkward moment, when you after several hours of debugging finds the error, types git blame and your own name comes up.3
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hi
i just spent 6 hours and 25 minutes trying to figure out why data doesnt get inserted and updated into database but works locally.
after 6 hours and 25 minutes i realized i forgot to put connection.commit() in my code after inserting and updating queries.
ok2 -
Client writes me in slack two hours after my 8 hours are done:
“We have a bug, can you fix it now? We need to have it in two days”
Me, smoking pressing cmd+q, closing laptop , listening fools gold by the stone roses, curtains down6 -
When I found out my JSON didn't parse because I used single instead of double quotes after two hours8
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After many hours of work I just finished my first real project in PHP. Now everywhere I look I see people bashing on PHP and praising Node.
echo 'fml';16 -
After 8 hours of focusing on two monitors at work, I go home so I can focus on my own two monitors.3
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I have been awake for 21 hours and couldn’t sleep last night, because of long vacation and my bed time is messed up. This is my first day working after training and I got 9~10 hours to go
P.S. coffee doesn’t help4 -
I need to make a confession. I wrote shell scripts that will automatically turn on my system and will download games and movies for me after office hours, using office internet10
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After 3 hours of struggle, I was able to setup multiple versions of PHP and configured easy switching on Apache on a fresh install of elementary OS.11
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when you are working with many terminal in different servers, trying to figure out the problem, and after hours, you find out that you are working on the wrong terminal,😵6
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I am roughly 12 hours away from a deadline that seemed pretty impossible.
I finally got everything to work, it seems I'm actually going to make it.
After so many hours of frustration, despair and walking in circles, it is finally fun again :)7 -
I hate having moments where you realize the bug was caused by a bug in the framework after scratching your head for hours......2
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1. Start programming to solve a beautiful problem.
2. Setting up my IDE.
3. Creating nem project.
4. Start coding, but dig into first little problem.
5. After 10 hours give up.4 -
Apparently, working from home means "you are available 24/7 right?" at my current workplace. I am grateful that I have a job, but I do not dig getting emails or my guys getting harassed after hours for things that would normally have to wait until the next day.
I also dislike getting woken up by the Head of Department 1 hour to 2 hours before normal time because of something super-duper-zomg urgent that would normally wait. Which is why my phone is now on silence for phone calls and my notifications for emails is out after hours.11 -
Law's passed in France making it illegal for your boss to send you mails after work hours! So many devs there can now be in peace! If only this was implemented everywhere :/
http://ubergizmo.com/2016/05/...4 -
Well, after two hours of scratching my head, I found that angular.isNumber () returns true when you pass in a NaN. Brilliant.2
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4:30am after 6+ hours of coding and the only visible difference is a drop-down that can be opened and closed11
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When you get blinded by a white browser page after staring only at your dark themed IDE and black command line for the past 4 hours2
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After fresh windows install: Fuck, now to install everything I need and all the updates over the next few hours
After fresh Mac install: oh god I hope it worked...
After fresh Linux install: sudo apt upgrade and done!14 -
It took me around 10 hours, but I finally got a new feature onto my discord-bot. Best thing about it is, that I can basically transfer it onto every meme format4
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* Chuck Norris once installed windows in his PC.
* After 12 hours of updating, windows uninstalled itself.2 -
After long hours of brainstorming, refactoring and redesigning, I looked at my boss, placed hand on his shoulder, smiled and said "version 2 boss, version 2" 😂1
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That moment when you shout "i'm a fucking genius" too loud when you find out the solution after 2 hours of brain fuck, and your colleagues think you're crazy2
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Client:
This has to be done with in 160 hours.
Me:
Seems doable
After maybe 100 hours of developing:
Client:
This is great and all but we decided to change the specs little (a lot) surely you can code this whole thing again in the rest of the time.10 -
Am I the only one who loved coding - I could spend hours and hours on my personal projects; but after I finally got a job, I'm just too exhausted from coding at work to do any coding at home? How did you overcome it?7
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The "internship story" chapter... is going to end today.
I do not know how I survived it, but I somehow did. Finally, I will be free again after 8 hours.10 -
Successfully launched after 9 hours of bug fixing and patching. Let's se what will happen tomorrow. It's now 01.56, and I wanna sleep... Good night.4
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!rant I don't understand how a lot of you guys can work 10-14 hours a day! I see a lot of those messages and it makes me wonder if I am a lazy dev or something. After 8 hours of working I'm just exhausted and wanting to go home to my family :/12
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Haha this happened to me once! But it took me a week to figure it out and after re-writing the code and hours upon hours of googling2
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Woke up after a 2-3 hours nap at night just to have a career-panic and apply for all the jobs I'm overqualified for.
... Now I regret it.
😐6 -
Goooooooooooood morning, devRant, This is me after 8 hours of work, and barely 5 hours of sleep followed.11
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When it finally works after hours or days of suffering.
Or, when you clean things up and get to delete some garbage code.
Makes it all worth it in the end5 -
yesterday i shut down my pc (win 10) and left. Got back after ~10 hours - " please don't turn off, windows are updating..."
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After spending around 8+ hours on an Adobe After Effects project (which I obviously didn't save), at around 12 at night, it crashed.
I lost everything. Was heartbroken. Died inside. Nearly cried. Then I restarted the app and started from scratch.
The weird thing is I recreated the entire thing in around 1.5 hours. Not sure if I'm happy or sad with myself.4 -
After a night of coding and three hours of sleep, some knobhead is using a leaf blower below my window. At eight in the fucking morning. FML.
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It's Saturday, I'm smoking ribs; an system alert just came in! It looks harmless, I'll let someone else look. Hey, I'm cooking ribs!
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>Download a mod from Nexusmods
>2,1GB
>200kbps connection
>gets to 90% after 3 hours
>fails with http 416 error
>???
>Check file integrity
>Fails horrendously.
>fml.3 -
Bought a new Chinese phone a few months back but the battery is already bad as fuck (my fourth Chinese phone, first bad battery). Define bad, every minute of devRanting was 1 percent of battery gone.
It was empty after like two hours of usage :(.
So just went back to my old phone (6000 mAh) and after two hours I am at 86 percent!
Man, this relieve 😀23 -
Yaay, after several hours of tinkering I finally got a simple chat over TCP working in rust. I'm happy, I like rust :)15
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> reboots PC
> goes to work
> goes to hang out with friends after work
> comes home 14 hours after rebooting PC
FML... damn thing even has an SSD in ir for crying out loud6 -
Way after office hours, random ping!!
Client: Hey man you're a ninja, i have heard so much about you from my team, you're really good. Thanks for everything.
Me(Overwhelmed): Gee, this is my job :)
C: So, can you do a small change to the website!! 😨
Me: Okay
2 days later. After office hours!!
C: Hey Ninja... and all that crap...
Me: Starts typing... Goes offline!!
Fuck you!!4 -
That moment...after hours of fighting with the internet and the part of your mind that says you can't....found a fix for a bug
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missed a plane. the first trip to my country is after 24 hours.. had to pay for another ticket..
yeah, welcome 20193 -
Visual studio code:
Debugging that "just works"
Me after several hours:
Yes! I finally got the vscode debugger to attach!1 -
You know that feeling when something works perfectly after hours of tries, and then when you change something completely not related it magically stops?3
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That feeling you get after battling css for the better part of two hours then, you finally have it work exactly the way you want it!
😊2 -
No errors/warnings with the first run after a few hours of programming... getting an anxious feeling..
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Friday meeting 2 hours before the weekend:
Manager: I want this and this and that and that feature implemented.
Me: Ok, next week I'll do it.
Monday meeting 2 hours after the weekend:
Manager: Have you already implemented this and this and that and that feature you promised to do?
Me: No3 -
When a client calls you after hours saying their website is down, you check it and it's working... Then the client says "oh, I was spelling our own domain wrong"!!!!!1
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!rant Scheduled Slack message from myself after hours to myself during work hours:
“Hey idiot,
The thing you need to do is [solution]. Trust me.
Sincerely,
Past you
PS: Drink some gd water.”
*followed by panicked double-checking I’d actually sent it to myself and not a coworker*2 -
It's not really a rant but has anyone tried yoga? I absolutely love it after being stuck at my desk for hours and hours. Highly recommend giving it go! 😊6
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started converting VB code to JS.
* lets refactor it when we are on it *
After 3 hours, with refactored code not working, uses the old logic.3 -
The end is here, someone pulled the Internet plug!!!!!
Fuck, stackoverflow is affected, my dev days are over!
Global 503 Whooooo
Good Job Fastly, making me work after hours.
https://status.fastly.com/6 -
idk if I´m getting better in coding or Android Studio is using some "black magic" but after working on a project for like 2 hours it compiled without any error.2
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1.5 hours of cleaning my mechanical keyboard after 2 years of usage. Kill me!!! But damn daskeaboard looks sexy when clean5
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FINALLY after 48 hours coding. 1000 lines of algorythms ....
Managed to sync video playback on 30 Machines, didnt go to work "sick".
All this for a side project.
Doesnt possibly work they said....8 -
Fight with something for 4-6 hours. Get pissed. Go to sleep. Solve the problem after 5 mins after waking up.1
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New task - add new field to a form... After few hours I'm ending up committing changes in 80 files..
*Refactoring craze*1 -
After about four hours of email server setup I'm sitting here with a citadel setup, not being able to login, Google didn't help, I'm fucking done with this shit13
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After 8 days sleeping 1 to 3 hours a night and not eating, today I slept 12h straight...
Oh man, I feel another... Even the electricity behind my eyes stopped. Me happy -
When you suddenly got a cold after long hours of coding/gaming and your mom says blames your computer and its "viruses" 😐😐😐1
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Now i told u have to work 44 hours in a week, after 3 mounths they will hire me if i be good enough.
Sounds scary a little🏢7 -
When you finally understand how a RxJava operator works in different multithreaded scenarios after hours of trial and error...3
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Me after using Prolog for 6 hours because of University...
Sometimes prolog gives me brainfuck (pun intended)3 -
After hours of debugging a legacy binary which throwed an unknown error. Realizing that it was expecting an array starting at 1.1
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When you used hours to find an error, and then it dissapears after restarting Visual Studio.. Not sure if i should laugh or cry4
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Yes i do love spending hours tryna fix an error and then magically being able to build the project after taking a shit3
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And yes, after several hours debugging I found a delete statement in a function called "changeName"... :)2
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Installing OS onto server
3 hours
Configurations and Updates
4 hours
Won't boot up and keyboards not functioning till after grub...
Priceless
"A start job is running for Wait for Plymouth Boot Screen to Quit" can go fuck itself.4 -
> drinking coffee
> coding 10 hours straight
> drinking even more coffee
> release 0.1.1 of python package
> sleeping sweet 8 hours after
> feeling awesome2 -
People often rant about a missing semicolon,
I added an extra after if condition
if(...);{
}
Compiler can't take this as error.
Debugged the logic for hours,
Wasted a lot of time, lol5 -
Debugging a java program for hours only to find that the mistake was a semicolon just after the for loop declaration FML
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After ten hours of programming work, what could be more relaxing than watching a stream about programming?
When I mentioned that in the chat, the streamer reacted with this here:3 -
Me, perfectly relaxed after 2 hours of conference call (the voices are telling me to feed my colleagues to the ravens and they're winning)1
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I actually hate sleeping
I spent about 9.5hrs in bed lastnight.
I got 4.5 hours sleep.
I woke up 3 hours after my alarm started going off.
Why is this bs ughhhh2 -
After hours of thoroughly reading code to find the error...
What you wanted:
If (something == true)
What you had:
If (something = true)
Hopefully no one ever finds that error before me!3 -
Finally after wondering for hours why the constructor of a class does not get called...i notice that constructor don't fucking accept a return value data type (void)...😡😒8
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Anyone else get quite burnt out even after, like, 4 hours of programming? I usually feel like a zombie and can't think properly. Will this eventually stop happening?17
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After 13 months of 12 hour days going back to 7 hours, how will I explain productivity going up... (Been burnt out for last 10 months)4
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I made a README.md to a bitbucket repo that when a new dev comes in, he/she can refer to the documentation.
After a few hours....
"how do you run this application" 😩3 -
The problem with daylight time saving is it also gets darker earlier....
And well work hours don't get shorter... Just means now after sitting in an office all day, I now go home in the dark.
Who exactly is saving on daylight...
How about we also cut work hours as well...3 -
After 10 fucking wasted hours Im still up trying to figure out how to configure the motherfucking IDE to debug the fucking hideous PHP shit fuck code. Fuck PHP right in the ass.14
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After couple of hours I made a list of different anti virus programs for almost any Linux distro:
And some other ones:6 -
That awkward moment when you stay late at the office and are blaring gangster rap and the cleaning guy comes around. #thuglife 😂😂😂
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So yeah. Just clicked "update" in Visual Studio. After 6 hours of waiting, it broke and had to wait an hour to repair it.5
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Job offer be like:
"You will be working from home with mostly flexible hours although you will need to attend the team meeting which is at approximately 8:30am GMT and to work for 3 hours after this time for team collaboration" -
Not a vary technical question but I wanna ask:
What do you do to avoid backache and neckache after a few hours of coding ?7 -
Implementing a duration timer in my bright and shiny exercise application. Testing it and I was sure that one second after 7159 it should print out "02:00:00" (since 7200 seconds is 2 hours).
Didn't understand why it took the timer to show 2 hours after 41 seconds instead of just 1 second..5 -
The most tedious thing known to man is rewriting your css for mobile after you just spend 3 hours perfecting it for landscape devices8
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Finally after 4 hours head banging now I understand how react native navigation works.
Really glad to see how it's turning out4 -
After many painful hours of fixing cmake errors, I've managed to successfully build 2 large C/C++ projects in a week. That shit hardens you.2
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!rant
le moment when the program finally does what you want. After hours and hours fixing things in a myriad of stacks ands frameworks...
YEEEESSSSS1 -
After a solid 23 hours drive from Houston TX to Denver Co, I am officially ready to call quits on driving! However I'm ready to start the new job on Monday!!!!2
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Opening my IDE 3 (!) hours after getting to the office.
Then instead of writing some code I go to devRant to rant about it ;)1 -
**Sees a different error after hours of debugging the previous one**
ME (crying inside) - What type of sorcery is this?3 -
**Installing Homestead for laravel**
Errors coming which are not understandable...
After couple of hours errors changed**
Maybe I did some progress.......still working on it12 -
That FML moment when you find after hours of debugging that the fucking college proxy was the only reason your project was not running.
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Getting really annoying how I think of the perfect solution on a project after leaving the office.
Now I need to wait 15 hours to implement it 😭😭7 -
Just realized my code was working fine the whole time after spending 5 hours debugging. Turns out I accidentally made it throw an exception at the wrong place .-.
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So after a pretty packed day of family time, DIY, play dates and parenting, I managed to squeeze in a couple of hours of game dev... now to get up in 6 hours to go to work.1
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Time to leave windows for good. PC crashed after update...after 48 good hours hours of trying to repair and uninstall updates which failed terribly, I've come to the inevitable decision.
Linux here I come.
Any suggestions on which distro I should go with?15 -
That sensation......
After ~12 consecutive hours of coding to complete a task.
you feel it for about 10seconds immediately before crashing on bed.
It's short but it's awesome. -
Waiting till 2 hours after midnight to make sure I get <firstname>.dev in the auction.
Luckily I have wine and Youtube6 -
Decided to use awesomeWM - I prefer it massively to i3, even though I don't use it's optional tiling layout.
Anyway, after a number of hours, I've got it how I like it!2 -
Best thing to do after working for 4 hours in the datacenter? Removing the earprotection and hear EVERYTHING for a few minutes.3
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First day after some holidays. Only overslept 5 hours, because I forgot to set an alarm. How was your monday?1
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Time for relaxed bed time after fixing that m'fucking bug i've been looking for the ladt 3 hours. Best feeling.1
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The only way to fix some error in the code after two hours of headache is by closing the console window.
Yaaayyy. The error is gone. XD4 -
After 4 hours doing something didn't commit the code cause I don't have a fuckin clue what I did
guess I need good sleep. -
Me after seeing the problem statement: I think I can do this!
[Two hours and several failed iterations later]
Me : Ah... How much I desire the sweet release of death1 -
Hey guys!
1st rant here after staring for hours at my company's backend....
Is there ANY advantage in scala?? Ever??2 -
Tried to build a simple HelloWorld with Spring-MVC. After 6 hours still failed to configurate all Tomecat, Ant and Spring files...1
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I'm still looking for a job after more than two months. Never thought I'd say this but after all these interviews I'm starting to prefer live coding tests over take home assignments. You spend a few hours preparing by reading interview guides (the interviewers usually get their questions from these same guides) and then you either do well or fuck up but it's all over in a few hours and you move on with your life.5
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Today I wasted hours trying to do a HTTP POST request by using a query string in the URL. After some hours I realised what I was doing wrong. I'm so stupid.2
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That moment when I start to finish my project and after 4 hours playing games I realize that is time to go in bed!!
Good night to all.undefined ghost warrior need for speed chilling nothing to do with programming good night open xcode and close after game finish -
I picked what I’m good at so solving puzzles after that it’s simple.
10 years experience rule or 10’000 hours of writing code.9 -
I've wasted at least three hours trying to add icons to a Xamarin application. After getting a stroke trying to do so, I've decided I'll just learn Flutter instead.3
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Does anyone have lower back pain after coding for a few hours? How did you fix it? What chair do you have? It's it a posture problem?8
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Before lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.
During lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.
After lockdown/quarantine: work 12 hours a day.
FML3 -
🎼Cu-cum-ber docs led me to beliiiiiiiiiiiieve
The exit flag was un-nec-e-ssaryyy
Thought I’d make a new branch
Remove it in CI
Let it run in Jenkins
That’s the reason for the never-ending teeeeest ruuuun 🎶
^to the tune of Neverending Story6 -
Outside for the first time after about 48 hours of straight coding in React.
Why can't I change the property of people by supplying props to them?!1 -
Spent a couple of hours in the range with the team today.
I wish we invited DBAs too. Still targets get boring after the first couple dozen rounds10 -
I hate devrant''s 2 hours limitation for posting :( atleast give option save as draft or set publish time (even it after two hours just disable the timer for two hour)7
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When your code just doesn't work without any apparent reason, and after hours you realise that it's due to a misplaced }. Semicolons are overrated.2
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Deploy Updates in the production Server, when:
- it's Friday
- after lunch
- 2 hours before closing time
- the next 5 days are Holidays -
786 new rants after your last visit!!
This week was full of deadlines and less hours of sleep but was all worth it. The awesome feeling when you complete a tough task🍺 -
Holy fucking shit! Almost 5 hours I was trying to make Docker container with PHP 5.4 to work, because I couldnt fucking connect to my fucking localhost DB. After 5 fucking hours of desperation I tried to create DB on my hosting and... IT FUCKING WORKS LIKE CHARM. IF I KNEW SOONER!!!
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Today is very special day. Our whole PHP app has connection problems with DB. After 6 hours of desperation still nothing...6
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Studying for college exam
- 2min/sitting
Coding/reading Docs/Book of interest.... after 12 hours
- " OMD ... I completely forgot, i own a mobile"1 -
Not really a burnout, but after 10 hours of coding and almost no food it gets extremly hard to concentrae.
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what is that annoying little bug in my brain that triggers those annoying Chemicals which makes sleeping at night even after being awake for 27 hours, so goddamn hard?
protocol nature's spec describe the natural and optimal daily rhytm as sleeping 8 hours each night, so why is obeying the defaults so goddamn troubling?!5 -
!Rant
That feeling when you get when you reach a milestone after hours of coding, errors and the IDE just being stupid :) -
Deadline today. Kinda fallen behind so got permission to log in after normal work hours.
So after some errands and getting distracted by the zomboid game with my brother and some friends I log back in a little after midnight
Why is coding after at night so calming and productive. Just me, Spotify, and the code. I feel I got more done in a few hours after midnight than most 8 hour workdays6 -
That feeling you get, when you finally get something awesome to worl, after hours or days of frustration.. THAT'S why I love programming
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Pc:- Downloading game started.
Me :- 🤓
Pc:- After 1hour , 7 % completed
Me:-😌
Pc:- After 24 hours, 18 % completed
Me:-😟
Pc:- After 10 days, 28% completed
Me:-😡
Pc:- After 1000 years , 99 % completed
Me:-👴👴RIP💀💀5 -
After spending hours with lots of determination and concentration.
I finally made it, the output I want. But, the code is not optimized.... Sigh!! -
when you code for straight 9 hours and start playing fifa on playstation for fun.
nothing better to do than being infront of screens one after another. -
After hours of pulling hair & feeling like being f*cked up in the ass:
"Application ready! Build something amazing."2 -
After debugging my embedded code for five hours my teammate just sent me a message "I just commited the latest PCB". Well thanks, after looking at the new layout I got the initial code working by just changing one variable!
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That feeling when you find the god damn bug after 2 hours.. however, it made me better understand my code, so thank you tiny bug❤
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After 12 hours I've managed to delete old and obsolete code from my project... Well, from part of it... Okay, small part... From 10% of it...1
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My friends don't understand what it's like to be a dev so when I ask for times/arrangements they think I'm just being a prick about it. Sometimes I ask for specific times because I have to do pull requests and what not and I want to arrange it to maximize little downtime but because none of these guys are Devs they don't understand. How do I help these guys understand that me asking for specific times isn't about me being a prick, it just has to do with work because when I tell them that they don't get it3
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After working 48 hours with d3.js library and withing hundred times :
g.append("g")
a question arise:
Is this library developed by woman?
Is there a relation between G-spot and d3.js?2 -
Friday: Run your security test on production after hours.
Saturday: Wait, do development instead.
Today: Ya know, development is a critical environment too. Just don't test anything at all.
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I suppose to be on leave after few hours... The team leader added five task to my sprint tasks... No wonder...
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As a student after multiple hours of stugle you find out those 30 complex line of code could fit in 4 lines
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After a massive refactoring of the DAO test aren't running after 6 hours of debugging and traceing I find what some "genius" left behind.He wrote direct database updates from the UI code. WTF? Who gave them git access?
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Am I the only one who uninstalls apps only to reinstall them after a few hours?
And then I waste the time to reconfigure those apps once again..2 -
When your new upgrade process looks like it will save you a few hours of time. After 18 hours and scrapping the improved process we've finally got the green light.
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Its midnight here...worked for almost 12 hours.... Spend the last 30 mins or so very frustrated and try to figure out why I am not getting desired response. Edited the code again and again... Soon I realize... I am editing local codes, never pushed to live. And Im testing live the whole time....WOW. I am relieved and ashamed at the same time.
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After hours of hitting my head on the keyboard if finally realized why my contact form wasn't submitting properly... I forgot to import jquery.3
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# bug
There seem to be some push notification weirdness with my device.
push notifications are shown like couple of hours after I've seen them in Notifs. up to like 6-7 hours.
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It's hard enough to survive a whole work-week on 1-3 hours of non-deep sleep per night.
Being away from home for roughly 12 hours a day; only working about 8 on the clock, and still being on standby after hours.
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For fucking 8 hours, I'm not able to get the text on a div that populates after a ajax on a SPA.... Fuck fuck fuck3
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So 40 extra hours after a normal workweek but this application is almost done. Can't see straight anymore though.
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Imagine enabling verbose logging for a complex ETL process that typically takes 8 hours to run but has been failing for some reason after running for about 7 hours. Naturally, you want to check the log file to find out what went wrong.
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The temp blankspace when switching between frontend and backend codes after intensively focusing on one for a solid 2-3 hours.
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after installing and configuring NGINX + uwsgi + emperor for 10+ hours, the final resolution is... reinstall OS... wut?
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Cheating and using Arch-anywhere for my first foray into Arch after 3 hours of manual confit and computer failing over.4
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Im trying to install visual studio 2017 at my work for 3 hours now. Why wont it continue after downloading the assets. Fuck my fucking life.
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I woke up after 2 hours of sleep to go to school and then I was told attendance is not mandatory. See you fucks im going to sleep.
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yesterday i tried prayer to remove the bug, after 10 hours i was lead to the path which solved it
might your time 😁1 -
How do you fellow programmers deal with eye bags? Looking like a zombie after 8 hours of work is killing me6
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Work in a startup, with no pressure to work after hours.
Might sound bliss for those of you working 80 hour weeks, but be honest with yourselves, what would you plan on doing after work anyway?3 -
*downloading raspbian stretch image over torrent*
saying 4GB
*download complete after hours (really low-speed connection)*
Windows explorer shows 14,6 Gig
THANKS MERKEL!2 -
It's really difficult to stay sane after doing 3hrs of competitive coding plus even after trying so much your code does not run . I really wanna be good at competitive coding but I am horrible. Ahh this is irritating so many hours of thinking shit and nothing workd7
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That moment your shell script works after hours of debugging.
Friendly advise: ALWAYS use bash script mode and shellchecker for quick feedback!1 -
Yesterday I spent hours searching for obscure references on where some function evaluates because my loop didn't work. After lunch I realized I used the same variable name twice, changed that, everything worked....2
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I go get something to eat, or walk around. After sitting for hours the movement really helps me think.
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Today wasted around 5 hours installing nginx, apache stills working and keeping listen on 80 port after uninstalling it reboot finally the thing was i dont change the fucking dns of the server and trying to connect to the domain 5 hours later tried to connect to the ip... Fuck my life1
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When RoundhousE throws an error saying specified schema doesn't exist and after 2 hours debugging realise it's actually an ambiguous foreign key name. What the fuck?
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The longest would be around 5-6 hours. After midnight my brain function starts being limited so while I think I'm thinking correctly I'm really just being stupid.
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today i`m after 3 year fucking android developing
try to show user name on text view but it`s not working, after 3 hours i just site up and site down (i`m boy, fuckers) and suddenly see i stopped boy set data on wrong text view :cry:8 -
Does somebody know, where I can find job offerings, which are basically some remote freelancer stuff? I'd like to work 1-2 hours per day "after work" from home.1
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Got paid to follow the wrong instructions on installing an SSL certificate.
It's working now but only after a few hours of trying different things1 -
ClosedXML my new best friend, saved the day after spending hours reading shitty .xlsm files using NetOffice
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Slept for 4 hours after 10 hours programming session and I still feel pretty good.
Does that mean that code == rest? Woops!1 -
When you make a backup file and forget it, so you remember hours later after making changes that "don't show"
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You know what's worse than getting an exception figuring out after wasting few hours, cleaning your project would solve it. Thank you Xcode ;(1
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Some days are like being a musician on tour. I wake up to a new code base every 2 hours. After a while I'm like, "What client am I even working on?"
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Started Windows after a few days, I'm now using a Linux notebook more often and what happens - Yeah Updates - it is updating for hours -.- damn..